Author has written 8 stories for Ninja Turtles.
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"Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever." ~ Mark Twain
"Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one." ~ Stephen Jolly
“Thus I live in the world rather as a spectator of mankind than as one of the species.” ~ Joseph Addison
"Oh, that? Just the fine print -- those boring little details so it'll hold up. Ipso facto, quid pro quo, you know. Congratulations -- you did the right thing."