Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl.
some things you should know about me...
Pen Name: escape artists (only plural 'cause the the singular was taken).
Series I like/read:
Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Warriors, The Tales of Rowan Hood, Fablehaven, Maximum Ride and many more that I can't think of now/don't have time to name...
Authors that rock:
Jerri Spinnelli, Neal Shusterman, Eoin Colfer, Erin Hunter, Clay Morgan, C.S. Lewis, Lemony Snicket, James Patterson. and lots more...
favorite book (for now)
Animal Farm (sorry I don't remember who it's by).
I write fanfiction for:
Artemis Fowl, nothing else...
Pairings I support:
Tucker/Valerie is Ok, sort of.
Nudge Iggy- I am not crazy about it, but oh, well.
Plus a few others that I forget as soon as I finish the book.
Pairings that should be trampled by a heard of wild zebra:
Bella/Jacob the whole point of the book is that she loves EDWARD, or well close. If she didn't, there wouldn't be a story.
Stories I have written/am writing
Artemis Fowl and the Mask- always waiting for reviews, but I've recieved a lot lately, so I'm happy.
For A Dancer- oneshot songfic, I've got it up on the internet, but it needs some serious tweaking... let's just say I wrote it at a sleepover at about 2:00 in the morning so it isn't my best work.
Kryptonite- Oneshot, Songfic, and AH, song by three doors down, already written, I'll post it after AFATM is finished.
An Artemis Fowl Christmas Carol- POSTPONED... I have been working ona few other projects... and with school... I might finish it, I might not... as much as I'd like to, I can't seem to find the time.
probably a threeshot you know past, presant, yet to come. already written, I'm waiting for Christmas time. AH duh, I can sort of give you a cast. remember, I've never read the book, only seen a Christmas Carol play three times and watched the muppets version a million times (I can quote the entire thing).
Ebineezer Scrooge- Artemis Fowl
GO Jacob Marley- Julius Root
GO Christmas past- Mulch Diggums
GO Christmas presant- Domovoi Butler
GO Christmas YTC- ??
Belle- Holly Short
the other characters from the books are in there, and I think some of the other CC charachters are there too, but I am not telling.
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The Princess Diaries
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all
In some movie
no one gets out of life alive
At the end of KH2:
Sora and Riku are sitting on a beach, a bottle washes up on the shore with a message in it.
Riku: (opens bottle, takes out note, reads note. turns to sora) Sora... I think it's for you.
Me being stupd
Me(trying to make conversation with mom): what colors do cars come in? Mom: Lots of colors. (rapidly) but that's stupid I don't want to talk about that.
Conversation w/ my brother about polotics...
John: Now I see that your stupid, so I will have to restate everything I say to you.
Me: Aren't you going to restate everything now?
John: No, I have nothing more to say to you...
Me: But restating what you said would not be saying anything more to me.
Me: By saying the same thing to me again, you would not be saying anything more, just restating what you've already said...
John: Now you're just confusing yourself.
Me: No I am not. I am just restating everything I say to you because you are too stupid.
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that is all for now I guess...
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