BeautifulInsanity13
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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1266565, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

I DO BELIEVE IN NARGLES!!

Hi, I'm a crazy girl in a crazy world, I love reading, writing, climbing, fighting, running, dancing, singing and flying. I love dancing in the rain, bare feet, and the color blue. I am 5'10" and have ridiculously girly looking feet. I love music. I love coffee and chocolate and butterflies.

I'm rather unconventional, as teenage girls go. I don't wear makeup, I don't obsess over what i look like. Another big one that sets me apart is that i don't believe in love. I'm weird, and i like it this way. If that's normal, they can have it. I don't want to be that.

My Catchphrases
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

"Why are you all looking at me?"

(Someone else) What's up?

(Me) (Looks up. Looks back at first person like they're an idiot.) The ceiling.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata AliceandJasper4ever, BeautifulInsanity13

If you want to know what the COCA is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

bunny is now invisibibble.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Quotes

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Duct tape is like the force: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

News from the file marked "DUH"

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying,"We screwed up, but damn that was fun!!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much, dumbass?"

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

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The Healer's Daughter: The Magician's Apprentice by Fateless Wanderer reviews
Inara of Queenscove has survived her first two years as a royal page, and gained acceptance as well as the power to heal that she's always desired. But will she be able to pay the cost of her Touch. Book 2 of the Healer's Daughter; Sequel to Gift.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,115 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2008
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,121 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Children Of The Old by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
7 stones. A magical journey to find them, the world as they know it is about to disappear, Trey of Masbolle, Cadence of Malorie's Peak, a band of friends stronger than blood. They are the children of old heroes, it's their turn to make history. Love. War.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Tortall
The Healers Daughter: Gift by Fateless Wanderer reviews
Book 1 of 4 in The Healer's Daughter Series. In a time of growth and change, a young girl arrives at the palace seeking her shield and acceptance. However, she's going to have to fight hatred, bullies, and a strange new immortal. Full summary inside.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,383 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
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How They Shine reviews
A young girl with a foggy past in her journey to knighthood, trying to find her place in this world when she doesn't even know where she came from. Completely rewritten.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,354 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Tortall
The Music that Makes Up A Life reviews
My title sucks, I'll probably change it soon. This a total Rose/Scorpius love story, with lots of hilarity and a smidgeon of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,696 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Loudest Silence reviews
Beginning two years after the epilogue of the seventh book, this is the story of Luna's daughter as she goes through Hogwarts. Set mostly in fifth year, with the first few chapters in first year. Finished and dedicated to Lollie Sanchez.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Somewhere Out There reviews
Plan C-What Max was going to do in AE if all else failed. And all else failed. The others got away, but Max got caught, just like she said she would. Four years passed. Now, Max is back, with a dark past that she won’t talk about, not even to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Lost Without Her reviews
Oneshot The flock is flying over a canyon and the echoes confuse Iggy. He can't even tell which direction the rest of the flock is in. Niggyness, Nudge POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Never Leave You reviews
Finally the Flock are finding their families. But when Fang leaves Max and Nudge alone for a while and Max is taken by whitecoats, how will they all survive? Okay, i am really bad at summaries. Officially. Faxness, possibly some Niggyness. first fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007