Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
Name - Alicia
Age - would't you like to know
Address - not gonna happen
Sex - guess
Favourite colours: Blue, Silver, BlueBlack
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite thing to do: Read fanfiction (harry potter, torchwood, doctor who, or a combo of any of the three. i also like criminal minds.)
Male Pairing: Harry/Sev in all diff ways fath/son, slash, and mentor.
Reg Pairing: Harry/Tonks
Type of Story: heir of some kind of special magic, dark harry, heir of Voldie, kills Voldie & takes over, creature Harry.
Type of Story I Hate: anything in which luna betrays them. it is just to unimaginably wrong.
Character Bashing that I Like: Dumbledore, Ron, Molly, Percy.
Bashing I Dislike: Hermione, Lupin, Sirius, Harry, Sev.
All others can go either way in my opinion.
I read this and thought it was pretty funny so I just had to post it.
A skinny little white guy walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
The little guy faints and falls to the ground.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude say: “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…… I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?!… Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around’.”
I was reading someone's bio and found i really like some of their qoutes:
Denial is a good thing if used correctly.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
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