The Unearthly Idiot
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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267107, Profile Updated: 01-24-13
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, and Alice in Wonderland.

A good morrow to you!

I am Her Most Awesome Ladyship, Sir Marty Burton, also known as the Unearthly Idiot.

Among other things, I'm an actor, artist, writer, fangirl, and adventurer. I'm a curious sort of being fairly new to the Universe, so please be kind and forgive my frequent silliness.

I hope we can become friends! 8D

You can also find me on deviantART (MartyWitch), FictionPress (The Unearthly Idiot), and tumblr (theunearthlyidiot).

I've been a member of the FanFiction community for probably four or five years now. Everything I've published here is "Doctor Who" fanfiction in varying degrees of quality. I hope you enjoy my work and please feel free to give feedback. I'm always looking to improve.

All of my stories are dedicated to my amazing family and ridiculously awesome friends. I love you guys! 8D

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Sherbet Fountain by Dollybelleol'whatserface reviews
The Doctor wants a Sherbet Fountain and Rose can't get rid of her longing to be back in the 90's again. Cue, a trip back to 1997. Yet, when they see a 10yr old Rose being hurt by a gang of bullies, will the Doctor be able to control his temper?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,932 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Doctor Who and the Nowhere Men by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Revived for the Doctor's 50th Anniversary! Doctor Who meets the Beatles! When the TARDIS is yanked off course, the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler discover terrible shadow creatures are stalking John Lennon. Where are they from? What do they want? The solution may force the Doctor to break the First Law of Time. Also starring the Fourth Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith, and Harry Sullivan!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,917 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/9/2006 - 10th Doctor, 4th Doctor, Rose T., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
In Want of Baking Flour by wishyfishy reviews
Donna's searching for baking flour for a dessert. But there's only one bag left, and she gets into a fight with another ginger about it. She's not giving up, even if the woman says she needs the flour to save the world. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Donna N. - Complete
The What Ifs of the Labyrinth by MaterializedMuse reviews
While watching the Labyrinth, haven't you ever wondered what would have been the outcome should Sarah have done something different?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Nightmare Catcher by Sake-kunXx reviews
Rose and the Doctor return to present day Earth to find London plagued by a spate of disappearing children. But as a hard truth makes itself clear to Rose, the Doctor doesn't just have to face the demons of his past, but fight for his best friend's trust
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Pride of the Daleks by Sergeant Insomniac reviews
This is strictly AU. A comedy about the lives of two Daleks struggling to live on an alien planet called Earth. Will be primarily about the aliens & monsters of Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
The Return of John Smith by LadyEliseB reviews
The 10th Doctor returns to wartime London, but has had to hide his memories again. With no companion to help him remember who he is, how can he save a hospital from the evil that lurks in the basement? 10th Doctor, Nancy, Jamie and a surprise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Crazy Paving by Solo By Choice reviews
Drabbles and shorts in the Whoniverse. Involves mostly Classic, but some New stuff too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008
In Imagination I Die by shadow243ali reviews
Rose wakes up in a mental institution unsure of what has happened and when no one will listen to her stories of the Doctor she begins to wonder if he really was real at all? The Doctor has problems of his own when he wakes up with a headache...and a wife!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
The Doctor's Teddy Bear by Billie Piper Fan Girl reviews
Sora And Marty with the help of Rose steal the Doctor's teddy bear. Poor Teddy bear wont know what hit him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Fred The Penguin by Billie Piper Fan Girl reviews
Rose, Sora, and Marty find a deformed penguin in the TARDIS. That is weird a Penguin whats it doing there?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Home by MerianRose reviews
Just a one-shot based one the Doctor's description of Gallifrey in Gridlock and his "I was a dad once" comment in Fear Her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008
The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by netgirly2k reviews
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Space Between the Seconds by Rosethorn reviews
A stream-of-consciousness look at Ian's thoughts during a part of The Keys of Marinus. Not terribly spoilery for all that--it is, however, shippy. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Barbara W., Ian C. - Complete
Break Time by mat528 reviews
Summary: Just a guide about taking breaks, for humans, as well as Time Lords…4th Doctor/Sarah Jane Smith; 10th Doctor/Rose Tyler
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Well Met In Sunlight by XWingAce reviews
Shakespeare didn't get to see the TARDIS the first time he met the Doctor. But he's smart enough to know it when he sees it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Gone for a cup of tea, back in six months by netgirly2k reviews
Torchwood crossover. The highly unlikely, but excellent, adventures of Ten, Mickey and Rhys.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Veritas Found reviews
When Jackie makes a flippant comment in the presence of an alien artifact, she wakes up to find her entire world flipped around – and not in the good way. There's only one man she knows who could fix it, and she's just wished him out of their lives.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,516 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Doctor Goes Camping by RixxiSpooks reviews
Rose decides that the Doctor should experience some real human things! And camping's about as human as you get! A lot of fun, randomness and the Doctor getting very confused...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007
The Consequences of Being Ginger by montypython203 reviews
The Doctor learns the consequences of being ginger.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Not Alone by Gilari reviews
What if the Face of Boe had meant someone else when he told the Doctor that he was not alone? That day on Bad Wolf Bay, Rose lied. Set after series 3, TenRose Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,000 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Be Young by forestwife reviews
AU 'The Sound of Drums' & 'Last of the Time Lords'. What if the Master hadn't made the Doctor older, but younger instead? Could the Earth still have been saved? Or would the Master finally have triumphed over the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Put it in a Circle by XxCoffee-and-CreamxX reviews
When you love someone don't put there name in a heart instead put it in a circle, because hearts can be broken. But a circle goes on forever. a simple 325 word oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
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Delicate Matter reviews
Doctor Who/Steam Powered Giraffe crossover. The Doctor, Amy, and Rory crash-land in a strange universe governed by different coloured matters. They meet Steam Powered Giraffe, a band of singing automatons, and help them find their human friend after he's kidnapped by the zombie-like crew of a dimension-jumping ship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Brisa in Randomland
Emily has always been a good friend to Brisa, getting her out of more than one rough spot. So when Brisa loses Emily's copy of "Alice in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, she knows she has to do anything to find it. But "anything" will involve taking a trip through her own strange wonderland full of colourful characters that curiously resemble her classmates and teachers.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
My Big Sister Melody by Lizzy Pond reviews
My name's Lizzy Pond. I have a mum, daddy and brother. I also have a big sister Melody but sometimes she's River Song. She's a time traveler, like Mummy and Daddy used to be. That's how they know their friend the Doctor and how I've been in his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
North Road reviews
Pre-"Eleventh Hour" AU fic. Jane Parsons is walking home from school when she sees a police box in the woods by the road. Out of it falls a man in a ratty suit- the Doctor. He soon discovers something's after the Earth, and it's using Jane to get it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - 11th Doctor
The Who Tales reviews
This is what happens when Marty Burton breaks into the Doctor Who storyline: stupid and random stuff happens! Be prepared to laugh and wonder what the hell is the matter with this kid.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 22,445 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete