Megi Keishii
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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267122, Profile Updated: 07-10-10
Author has written 14 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Name-I have one. That is all that matters

Age-I wasn't born yesterday and I'm not dead.

Likes-anything but pink, dresses, skirts, and yellow basically anything girly. Getting mistaken as the wrong gender.


Fav Sayings:

Cooking and painting are not all that different. Only one is edible.-Sanji, "Loyal" by Sho-A0YCupid

Relationships are math equations-Luffy, "Loyal" by Sho-A0YCupid

Eggs!? That's your big plan? WHat are you trying to do? Kill 'em with cholesterol!? -Koetetsu, "A Fox Among the Hounds" by Jehovah's Witness

Where is the thump thump?-Captain Jack Sparrow POTC2

If deadlines weren't so deadly then they wouldn't be so life threatening'

'I tried being normal. . . . I didn't like it'-me

'Shoot for the moon. If you miss you'll land with the stars'-Les Brown

'I got lost on the road of life'-Hatake Kakashi


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you didn't follow what that said paste this to your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, digiwildfire, lupe191919, Roxaschick, blacksinger

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Sabuku no Gaara

2. Aburame Shino

3. Uzumaki Naruto

4. Hatake Kakashi

5. Jiraya

6. Tsunade

7. Uchiha Itachi

8. Ame no Hidan

9. Tobi

10. Temari

11. Anko

12. Ibiki

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. Could be interesting though…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah. About... a 8.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Snickers uncontrolably) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA... (Continues laughing for another 5 minutes)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yeah. Wonderful character to play with.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell No.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jiriya with Tobi... ew. Jiriya with Temari...he's probably get turned on with the pain that Temari would cause him.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

MAI EYES!!

...Shino would just die...and Itachi and Ibiki getting it on? MAI EYES!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Naruto finds out that the council is plotting with Tsunade to turn him into the ulitmate weapon, and once he finish being useful Danzo will kill him. Where is he to go?...Well he did get that letter from Gaara recently...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NNNNNNEEEEEVVVVAAAARRRRRRR!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Mangekyo Intergation Lessons" Gotta admit, that really would be a way to get somebody to tell you something.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Laughs uncontrolably) Like that ever would happen. But it if did, Kakashi would show Gaara the wonderful God that is Icha Icha, then Gaara would ask Kakashi about some of the...questionable parts, and Kakashi would...go in depth about it.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Maybe, not sure. They probably could..

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Definetly Four, others...ain't so sure about.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

Uh... (O///O) "THAT IS HUGE!!"...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Laughs hysterically) Probably a Hollywood Undead one... "Everywhere I Go"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Laughs even more) Man, this is killing me... Warning! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU LIKE PAIN AND OLDER PAIRINGS!! LOTS OF DRINKING!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Do your bugs like melons?"...uh yeah. Not good at pick up lines.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Jiriya!! THE SUPER PERVERT!!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Damn you...Well...Naru/Hina...Shika/Tem, Ten/Neji sometimes Sasu/Sak...Ita/Naru...Kaka/Naru...Kaka/Iru...Sometimes Sasu/Naru...Nar/Haku...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Not yet, but right now I could pass off as a Sexy no Jutsu Lee with trimmed eyebrows XD

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Got two books, a Kakashi-Sensei plushie, a old calander of Naruto Characters...some Suna gloves... yeah, thats about it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Lol I would have to say...either Shino, Itachi or ...Hidan. Yeah, the loud ass mofo. Go figure.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Naru/Hina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Ew. Neither.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7, cause there is just so much drama there it's funny, Team Gai cause it's funny to but Neji through all of the situations that involve spandex and Team Suna. Just because Gaara is of the Funk.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

At first, I did...How old is this?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Excatly how old is this?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Tobi, Itachi and Hidan. Oh! And Sasori. And Deidara...

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

ANTI!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Not yet...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Hell yes.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Oh yeah.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub all the way.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-Sakura, Pro-Inner Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Evily Funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes'um

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

I can’t really agree with either statement unfortunately.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Shino. I want to see behind his glasses!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

D) High on Crack while being drunk.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi, Pain, or Madara because who would like to see either one, or all three singing the Cupcake song?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Noooooooo, absoutly ..yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

According to my profile I write them.

27. Do you like lemons?

Of course! I love lemonade. Don’t know how this is relevant though…

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yes'um. Even the Pedo-Micheal Jackson.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Hell. Yes.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Oh yeah. Saw them even before they were popular.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Hellz Yea.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes'um.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Oh yes.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Broaded my language skillz. I now can cuse you out in about 5 languages, and sing 'Hakuna Matata' in three. Grades? Not really.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Hellz Yeah.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise

Psth. I have a copy of Icha Icha. I RULE ALL!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Wow, this is old.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Got about three...one is currently trying to burn in my fireplace at the moment...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

He was sexy?!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes'um.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Oh yea.


IPOD SHUFFLE SURVEY TIME (YES I AM TRUELY THIS BORED).

1. If you don't know how this works, Google it.

GENERAL
How am I feeling today? 'Hall Om Mig' or 'Hold Me Now' by Nanne Grönvall (I'm depressed or something?)
How do my friends see me? "Call On Me" by Eric Prydz (Is that a good thing?)
What is my best friend's theme song? "When Grandpa Comes" by Slender (She always says that she can't wait to get freakin' old)
What is the story of my life? "True Light" by Vic Mignogna
What is the best thing about me? "Narwhales" by Mr. Weebl
What is today going to be like? "The Game Of Love (E=MC2 Mix)" by Jenny Rom (Is that supposed to be a good thing?)
What is in store for this week? "Just Keep Swimming" by Dory
What song describes my mom? "We've Only Just Begun" by Run Kid Run
What song describes my dad? "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Ha" by Remix by Neurotic Fish (This one fits my mom more o.O)
To describe my grandparents? "Proud of Me" by Fiona Fung
How is my life going? "Carnival of the Animals - Elephants" by Camille Saint-Saëns (So...I'm good memory wise?)
What song will they play at my funeral? "What Do You Want From Me" by Adam Lambert (My will?)
How does the world see me? "Rocks and Trees" by The Arrogant Worms (...So I'm Canada?)
Will I have a happy life? "Still Alive" - Ending song for 'Portal'
What do my friends really think of me? "The Fantasy" by 30 Seconds to Mars (...)
How can I make myself happy? "Nessaja" by Scooter (...Must be a new drug and somehow end up having a painted cow in my house)
What should I do with my life? "Get Off The Stage - Oscar Song" by Will Ferrell and Jack Black ( I don't think I even want to know)
What is some good advice for me? "Lonely in Gorgeous" by Tommy Feburary6 - Opening for 'Paradise Kiss' (So I'm destined to be alone? Cool)
How will I be remembered? "Carnival of the Animals - People With Long Ears" by Camille Saint-Saëns (Jackass? Me? ...if you say so...)
What is my signature dancing song? "Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast)" by Lost Prophets (Ok? Not really a good answer but ok)
What is my current theme song? "Swing Life Away" by Rise Against (I totally agree with this one)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "We Are The World 25 For Haiti (Youtube Editon) by 57 artists...too long to list them...

LIFE STORY:
Opening Credits: "Danny Boy" by Micheal Londra (...I can work with that, I'm part Irish)
Waking Up: "I Kissed a Boy" by Cobra Starship (Lolz I can agree)
First Day At School: "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert (Must do it...someway..)
Falling In Love: "The Neighbor" by Porcelain and Tramps ( I'm assuming my love interest is gonna be my neighbor?)
Fight Song: "Ramp! (The Logical Song)" by Scooter (So we get into a fight cause I party too much? Valid.)
Breaking Up: "Electropop (Remix)" by Lenny B Radio Mix (Par-tay!)
Prom: "Helena" by My Chemcial Romance
Life's OK: 'Listen To My Voice' by Kyrie, The 'opening' for Devil May Cry 4 (the video game)
Mental Breakdown: "Lucky Star" by Superfunk (...this is madness)
Driving: "Too Late To Apologize : A Declaration" by Soomo Publishing (Sweet, get my history in)
Flashback: "Tokyo Girl" by Ace of Base
Getting Back Together: "Poker Face" by DJ Sonne (Remix) [That a good thing?]
Wedding: "The Sound Above My Hair" by Scooter (A rave song? Bring it)
Birth of Child: "1000 Oceans (German)" by Tokio Hotel (I'm digging this)
Final Battle: "Forever or Never" by Cinema Bizarre (...maybe if my opponent was Madara or Aizen. WHY IS THERE A FINAL BATTLE?)
Death Scene: "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" by Potter Puppet Pals (OMG YES!)
Funeral Song: "Requiem For A Dream (Orchestral Version)" by... somebody
End Credits: "La Campella" by Chopin (Seriously?)

EMOTIONS
What song describes my mood right now? "Jumping All Over The World (Official Video Megamix)" by Scooter (I can dig)
What song do I listen to when I'm depressed? "Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects (...ok)
Happy? "Jump With Me" by Sheffield Jumpers (YAY!)
Scared? "Grace Kelly" by Mika (Lol ok)
Bored? "King Of The World" by Porcelain and the Tramps (THIS RULES ALL!)

THINGS I LEARNED FROM THIS IPOD SURVEY:

1. They make absolutely no sense.
2. They manage to take away my boredom for a little while.
3. I need to have an actual iPod for this, instead of a random playlist from YouTube...
4. Listen to far too much foreign music


Quotes that I use in everyday life:

This is my happy face.

Yea... how about no?

Ha ha ha, sucks to be you!

I hate you...I don't mean you personally.

My chocolate. Touch and die.

Shut-up before I make you shut up with stitches, staples, and wire.

...I should care why?

Yak, yak, yak, that is what is going through one ear and going though the other.

Am I not allowed to ask a completely random question that involves you?

Minute Maid!!-where?


Hobbies-Writing stories and reading.

Personality-Shy, always tired, sleepy, mean and sarcastic

Fav Anime-Too many to count


My-Word-Is-Law-Face- http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/335/0/3/Captain_Yamato_by_the_alchemyninja.jpg

An Unread Message: From Minato to Naruto AMV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRwJFYI0K0w

I'm With You Obito AMV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z01L0ToUUvo

Tsuki wa Sora ni Medaru no Youni AMV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XAg7PLiE8

Gaara is Not One of Us AMV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_q4r2DeqlU

Which DGM (D. Gray Man for those of you who don't know) Character are you? I got . . . Tyki Miiki! TTTT I wanted Kanda. . . . but my friend says that he fits me. . . oh well, here is the link! http://www.quiztron.com/tests/d_gray-man_character_quiz_140268.htm


About Me

I really am random, and I often loose my notebook that contain my stories! My room is utter chaos but I can find everything, organization is for the weak who don't want to use their brains and muscles to for important stuff that won't appear until its not important anymore. My friend is thinking of putting me into a insane clinic again, but I always escape with a spoon. I live in Molly-Mormon society,(currently located Narnia, Second Star to the Right) they say I'm a whore cause I don't go to church, I say who cares? We all believe in the same person(s).


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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,010 - Follows: 7,579 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Konoha and Oto Are Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki Is Screwed. As Obito and Naruto terrorize the villagers, and Kakashi, with pranks and blackmail, Iruka decides it is time for Sasuke to come home. Sasuke, however, has no plans of making Iruka's job an easier than it has to be. Up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 6,403 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,327 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Kagome's Trial by firevixen73 reviews
Kagome has a problem, a very big problem. Inuyasha would kill her if he knew, hell, Sesshomaru would help. Really what could she say to them? 'Your fathers ghost is stalking me, trying to make me save Sesshomaru's life'...that's not going to go over well
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,831 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,871 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
John is a Good Boy by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Return of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The great consulting detective finally returns to London after many years! Join him on his adventures, solving crimes alongside his friend and confidante Healer Neville Longbottom!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Searching for Shelter by animeinvasiongirl reviews
After a long battle and an unexpected turn of events, Kagome is given a chance to set things right. But can she do it? And for what price? A Yu Yu Hakusho/Inuyasha Xover. : Pairings undecided. NEW CHAPTER 04-19-2011
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,612 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kagome H.
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World by DisneyDreamer07 reviews
The Sawada twins didn't think life could get any more hectic than it already was. However, after a mysterious infant suddenly appeared on their doorstep, Tsuna and Tsuya's lives are turned upside down as they are thrust into the underworld of the mafia.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 115,356 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Life of the World's Greatest Hitman by Lady Nightlord reviews
You never hear much about Reborn before he became an Arcobaleno, nor how he came to have Leon as his partner. Instead of venturing to the future, we step back into the past and meet up with the cause of his problems, and a new hitman . AdultReborn/OC
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Adult Reborn - Complete
She's The One by Eirenei reviews
AU: They never married. They don't have rings. However, there are necklaces… and Her. Tsuna/many
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,028 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
You're too late by TuxedoFedora reviews
She was there for him through thick and thin, when no one else was. Yet he couldn't see just how deeply she loved him. Was he...Too late? Implied Tsuna/OC, One-sided Tsuna/OC and Hinted Varia/OC "Edited and Fixed to Correspond with Blind Strings"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
She Plays Piano by Emily D Scott reviews
She plays piano in the bookstore down the street... And sometimes when it's raining, I stop in, for a cup of coffee and to listen to the private concert in the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 1,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,526 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Second Way Around by MysticBlood reviews
/Was it fun, Echizen? Was there a rush of thrill as you tried to keep the truth from us for a very long time?/ \and I don’t know why I’m scared to lose you!\ OshitariFemRyo. SONGFIC.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - E. Ryoma, Oshitari Y.
calling all angels by baby-kitsune9 reviews
she had too many things to hide. too many closely guarded sectets. too many sins. if they knew the truth they would kill her. or would they be able to understand that there was always a method to her madness? slightly dark smart fem narutoxkakashi enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Work Problems by firevixen73 reviews
Kagomes new job is the worst with long hours, late nights & crazy co-workers. When she finally meets the boss she's ready to kill & she has never been one to keep her mouth shut like a good little girl should. Poor Sesshomaru never saw her coming -OneShot
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
It Is By Our Choices We Are Judged by Ryzmah reviews
Harry's twin bother is declared the boy who lived. James and Lily decide to send Harry to Italy. How will this effect Harry's life? Warnings: Slash and Language. Possible MPEG later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
If you stayed, this wouldn't have happened by Hitoko-sama reviews
Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki.yaoi ItaNaru, PeinNaru, ONESIDED SasuNaru!THREESOMES! mentions of OroSasu and KabuSasu. more or less onesided MadaIta and MadaPein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,786 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which meeting the boss's daughter changes Squalo's life. genderswap; girl Xanxus x Squalo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes
Blue Skies by nyoron.pyon reviews
Fem Naru: Her bright blue eyes looked up when she asked, "No matter what happens, you'll always be there right?" He laughed. "Of course. Nothing could take you away from me." However the that last sentence would soon turn into a lie.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
How to Irritate Your Superiors by mesmerizedbyceruleaneyes reviews
This is the ‘How To’ guide on how to irritate your superiors i.e. buchou, fukubuchou, or coach. Oneshot collection; co-written with Kid9535. BONUS CHAPTER! Competition to be featured in grand finale also up! See if you can recognize our writing!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Fuji S., Yukimura S.
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon Mission by The Mother Rose reviews
Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,223 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha's MikoNin! by DeathNoteMaker reviews
After the final battle, Kagome is reverted back into a child and is sent to Naruto’s time/world with Kirara. Found by an ANBU member, she’s taken to the Hokage and is immediately enrolled into the Shinobi Academy. Now thirteen, best friends with Naruto...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 255 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Kagome H., Naruto U.
3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ebony Aybss by Tashimara reviews
She was just a girl. A very smart girl, who had a cousin, with some very handsome friends. Will she be tempted to the sweet sensation that they bring, or will her past destroy her chance at happiness. I suck at summeries X3 OCX...somebody
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., U. Nekozawa
The Love Maters by atemuxyugilover reviews
The gang have a new member She has only just come to Domino High She finds out many things about the famouse gang She tries to help out with problems and they do the same for her But some people don't like the new girl The Yami's have bodies in this story
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
A Revelation at Midnight by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi, SebastianxCiel. Once Ciel's revenge is complete, Sebastian will finally be able to take his prize - Ciel's soul. --Everything would end tonight.-- Sequel to 'Murder at Midevening'. Part 6/6. Complete
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Murder at Midevening by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi, SebastianxCiel implied. -- "No- no, don't! Please! Have mercy!" "I will show only the mercy you showed my master almost a decade ago."-- Sequel to 'An Interlude at Midafternoon'. Part 5/6
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
An Interlude at Midafternoon by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi, SebastianxCiel implied, onesided ElizabethxCiel. Sequel to 'Question'. Elizabeth has a suggestion for her husband. --"I think we should get rid of Sebastian and hire a new butler!"-- Part 4 of 6.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Ciel P. - Complete
A Question at Midday by Bookkbaby reviews
SebastianxCiel implied, sequel to 'Conversation' and 'Thief'. --"Is the young master thinking about his wedding tomorrow, rather than doing his work?"-- Sequel to 'A Thief at Morning'. Part 3 of 6.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Allen Walker's Rhapsody by Pink Sensei of Despair13 reviews
I did this on whim when I was bored. It's a remake of the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen do not own original/poem This is a parody D-Gray Man lyrics/poem do not own d-gray man or any of these characters . Black Order vs the Noah Family Millennium Earl
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
A Thief at Morning by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi SebastianxCiel implied, sequel to 'A Conversation at Midnight'. Sebastian has his own little ritual when he comes in to wake up his young master. Part 2 of 6
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Conversation at Midnight by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi SebastianxCiel implied. --"What happens to my soul once it belongs to you?"-- Part 1 of 6
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
True Jinchuriki by Zarunak reviews
After a painful encounter with a fruit cart at the age of 6. Naruto descovers the Kyuubi and he decides that he has had enough. He swears an oath to make sure that no one ever suffers like he did. editing some of the earlier chapters, deviation aproaches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,589 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Underworld: The Bait by PheonixShadow reviews
Mafia AU “Ore-sama will be generous.” Atobe turned to Fuji. “Which one do you want.” “Saa, who touched my Ryo-chan?” When Ryoma gets into a little spot of trouble... Thrill Pair/ Slight Imperial Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/7/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Snap of a Photo by bandanaye reviews
Yugi's grandfather has passed away, and he moves in with his Aunt, who is a photographer for models. What kind of new life will Yugi meet when he sparks the interest of a certian crimson-eyed model? YYxY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,397 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Acknowledged and Accepted by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto is not what anyone believes he is. This is not a super Naruto fic or even really a bloodline fic though I did provide one. This is a female naruto Kakashi pairing so if you don't like please don't read.Flames over story type make me angry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Phantom's Longing by Kanzen 712 reviews
Yami is a man that has lived beneath the Opera Populaire since he was a child, but when singing instructor Yugi Motou becomes the second manager of the Opera he begins to take an interest in the young man. But, what is Yugi hiding from everyone?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
A New Hope by kittystarry reviews
Kyuubi sends Naruto back in time to stop a tragic ending. Naruto is really Hikari, daughter of the yondaime. What other secrets lie under her mask? Will she stop destiny from taking the wrong turn twice? femnaru narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,487 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Greeneyed Monster by Amira Devant reviews
Too bad Atobe doesn’t know that Tezuka knows Karate. Poor Atobe, he really shouldn’t have flirted with Ryoma, Tezuka’s boyfriend. High school fic. TezukaXRyoma. Flirting!Atobe.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Day in Uchiha manor by ares88 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is an heir of wealthy family in Victorian governed England. He has a huge house and lots of servants. And a butler out of this world. Naruto gang in AU! Read my A/N before the story. KuroshitsujiXNaruto crossover. NONYAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Weight of Memories by minerva-one reviews
Sess/Kags. Burdened by his past, Kagome decides to give Sesshoumaru a present to heal his broken heart. Written for LJ's dokuga contest Christmas Challenge. There will be 12 parts. Romance, introspection, some angst.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Pirates of the Feudal Era by TouchOfViolet reviews
Emotionally confused Kagome plus sake equals rambling comparison of Kagome’s love life vs. Elizabeth Swann’s.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Nightmare by Maze Puppet reviews
Allen awakens from a nightmare, crying out for a certain comrade... FemaleAllenXKanda. Rated M due to Language and Graphic Content... Finished. Sequel out.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Iron by mortalhelix reviews
For as long as he could remember, he could see the one others could not, was beaten, starved, stomped on and left for dead... [nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,901 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Smirks by M K Stern reviews
It's amazing how many different ones he has. And it's completely unfair that he keeps using that particular one on me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Fox Knight by Leaf Ranger reviews
His eyes glowed red, as a few tears fell down his cheeks. "This is my purpose now." Then he turned, and leapt away. NaruHina, with darkness at first. This is my second fanfic, and i hope you all will enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,539 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Same In Any Language by neooldetokyo reviews
Ryoma's cousin has an English exchange student come to stay. She's a trainee sports psychology coach so she takes special interest in the Seigaku team and the regulars in turn have fun with her. Echizen notices even Buchou lightens up a bit ...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Tezuka K. - Complete
The Commoner Angel by Mirellie reviews
Haruhi goes to Ouran dressed as a girl on the first day, yet mantains the short, untidy hair, and bigrimmed glasses. What does that change? Everything! Changing title in future. Better Summary inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Haruhi F.
Everything started from that day by Plush reviews
EPILOGUE. Unsatisfied with the outcome of their game on that rainy day, Echizen Ryoma requested a re-match with the tensai senpai Fuji Syuusuke. It wasn't a wise thing to do. And everything started from that day. FemRyoXFuji
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,753 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Confessions by Pullingthetrigger-allwrong reviews
What's a girl to do when she's deaf, hasn't said a word since she was four, and has a jealous new sister trying to bring her down at all costs? Scars hidden under walls of silence, bleeding tirelessly. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Service by Sho-A0YCupid reviews
When Zoro gets caught he gets a job in the Golden Coast Hotel, a place where the very rich stay on vacation. He thought that all rich people were the same. But that's all going to change when a crazy, lound guy comes in to stay with the rest of the gang.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 124,726 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Heirs of the Warrior by TheVoidWalker reviews
Many millenia ago, a warrior trained by the Gods themselves met his end, but his family lived on. Now, in the age of Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto will discover a brother and with him, a legacy of power. Latest chapter rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Naruto U.
The Akatsuki Is Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sour Peppermints by TheRecorder reviews
I was drafted against my will, bound by an unfair contract, and put on display like a circus animal! Kyoya-teme is driving me insane and now my sorry story-teller hide has become the host club's dog! And my dear sister Rin? So not helping the cause here!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Kyōya O.
Moon and Star by intheinkpot reviews
Eva breaks out of bording school to find her father. What she doesn't expect is encountering a Lupanian teenager who comes with her to Alwas and changes everything.
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,725 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Glasses by IceQueenRex reviews
Haruhi thinks Kyouya's glasses only serve to give him the whole "manipulative look" so Haruhi shows him just what sort of manipulation really works.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Twister by PheonixShadow reviews
Practice had been cancelled, and it's raining outside. What should the Regulars do? Luckily for them, Fuji had a 'Twister' game set in his bag.... Thrill Pair / Golden Pair / InuKai / Imperial Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Winter Wish by Tsubaki's Apprentice reviews
Sasuke has spent 3 years of his life as a single parent and he's done a great job. So how is it that this dobe can walk right into and out of their lives like that, and think he's gonna get away with leaving? Well he's got another thing coming. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,075 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
I've Never by PheonixShadow reviews
The Regulars decided to play "I've Never". And discovers many things they never knew before. Thrill Pair, GP, implied Imperial Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Foxy Lady: Old Version by recodan reviews
This is the old version of mah story. Will be starting a new, update, less mary sue version. Bromwigya, huzzah, and forsooth. FemNaru x Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Neji's Summer Gift by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
It's the begging of Summer for the kids in Konoha, and Tenten has a gift for Neji: a kitten! How will the Hyuuga take on a kitten? How will others react? Find out now!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,833 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Snow and a Gentle Smile by abcdefghijkLOL reviews
What really happened on the Great Naruto Bridge? This is what would've happened had Haku lived just a few moments longer. Enjoy! NarutoFemHaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
The Demon Prince by Ruki44 reviews
Demons and humans live side by side...not as peacefully as one may think...Enter Naruto Uzamaki, a demon ninja guide to a couple of Kohana genins to the adventure of a life time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Icha Icha Gag by Shockinblue reviews
Kakashi learns the disturbing way that Icha Icha is no longer his perferred reading material. Team 7 gangup spoof. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
W Juliet and the Phantom of the theatre by Pumpkinjuice01 reviews
W Juliet ff. The drama club has a new play in full swing, the phantom of the opera. However as things begin to mysteriously take place the drama members fear they may be in the pressence of a REAL phantom.
W Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,958 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Different by Muteki Otaku Musume reviews
When he started watching Hinata, he also started watching Naruto. And what he saw was not what he expected. Can be interpreted as very light NejiNaru shounenai or simple friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
11 Fundamental Rules of Life by infinite vertigo reviews
There are 11 fundamental things you should never do in life. They include going bikini shopping, kick yourself in the area to get out of something, and fall in love with your best friend. Too bad Neji already did all of that.[PleaseR&R][NejiTen]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chemical Imbalance by Hopeakaarme reviews
Inui's latest juice goes horribly wrong, as the regulars discover much to their horror. Seigaku's boys' tennis club suddenly has female regulars... Shounen ai TezuFuji, Golden Pair onesided shounen ai MomoKai, InuKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
High School Mischeifs by ChiChibiKiyoki reviews
Hinata's a new girl in school along with her cousin.She soon meets many friends in her school and even one boy that seems to have an intrest in her.Will She find love in High School or get heart broken before her eyes?Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Story of an Outcast by Shidyk D. Shade reviews
There are people who have been thrown from their homes, people who are born without choice, and those who chose to leave. This is their story, the story of a small group of outcasts. Rated M for language. Pairings: NaruxHina, OCxHarem, etc. ON HIATUS...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,201 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
An unexpected love by Uroki Avalon reviews
Theres a new girl at Ouran . . . . and she's in love with Hani?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Opening the Heart by whitehalo reviews
One day a boy enters the music room and finds 7 males in the room, soon he is obliged to work in the Host Club and the events that would happen would be unforgetable. HaruhiOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Haruhi F.
Pop! by TillDeathDoUsPart91 reviews
Kyo hates bubbles. Yuki loves them. What will happen when Yuki teases him about it? WARNING! Shonenai boyxboy. haha random story idea. ONE SHOT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Otouto san by TillDeathDoUsPart91 reviews
He hated his parents. His mothers weakness, his fathers cruelty. He hated everything and everyone. Until something changed. The change? His Otoutosan. No pairings. gasp ONE SHOT. NOT YAOI...tho i love yaoi lol sequel may be written.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tensai, Tensai, Tell Me Why by stophoggingtheblanket reviews
A new girl enrolls in Seigaku. What with studies, and sports, and a certain tensai, how will she cope with life in Japan?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Fuji S. - Complete
The Bed by Orokid reviews
Ito realizes something while looking at the bed... Last book spoilers kinda!
W Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
New Arrivals by RedneckNinja549 reviews
what if there was a Code: Lyoko and Naruto crossover? Well here it is. Lyoko gang joins the chuunin exams! Enjoy!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006
Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel reviews
AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption. Abuse via Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,079 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Standing By You! by KyokoSawako reviews
[W Juliet] This is my alterate universe fic I have been working on hard for the past few weeks. The prologue is the first chapter.
W Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Dance of the Moonlight by Maiyuko-chan reviews
[ShikamaruHinata] [Oneshot] She didn't know what posessed her to dance like that He didn't know what posessed him to play like that. It was only music.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
CinderSakura by Lotus Dreams reviews
Sakura has an evil 'stepsister' (not by blood) who tries to take everything from her, money, family, and designer clothes...but one thing she can't take is Syaoran Li.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,288 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
Tenipuri Phone Messages by yukuro reviews
The Regulars of the boys' tennis club decided to get cell phones to keep in contact with each other. With cell phones, come personal recordings and messages... Fuji likes his recording, and to see Tezuka suffer.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Complete
Kinship by Songbird21 reviews
Shippo wants a mother.... (COMPLETE)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Shippo, Kagome H. - Complete
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Not So Japanese reviews
OMG! I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW! You want me to do WHAT! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND! Oh looky! It's a shiny box!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
Her and Him reviews
Ever wondered where Reborn learned his hitman skills? Why he is a sadist tutor? Was he always a cold fellow?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Adult Reborn - Complete
Oh So American reviews
Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one that can apparently understand me. Can you help me here? Isn't this supposed to be an Elite School? Yeah? Then why can't you people understand ENGLISH? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
With You reviews
Songfic, oneshot. Naruto and Sakura have been going out for six months, and Naruto loved it but he finds out what Sakura has been doing behind his back. So he breaks up with her by a song. Song is 'One More Day' by Diamond Rio
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Help!
Really need help looking for a story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
On The Search
Help! I've been looking for a story, and need help! More info is inside!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Gives You Hell and Turns Up At Work reviews
Namida hates her family, anyone who makes things not worth the time. So why is the popular gang, Akatsuki, interested in her? What connection does she have with Itachi, and Hidan's older brother? M for Namida's and Hidan's mouth AU, Highschool Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Anonymity
When you look in the dictionary for the word you get: Anonymity is a noun 1-The quality or state of being anonymous. 2-One that is anonymous. So what does this word, Ciel's informative who is a baker with an accent, Lord Ciel and Sebastian have in common?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,959 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Sasori Wants His Mom reviews
Sasori wants his mom, what else is there to say? He just wants to her to love him forever and ever. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori - Complete
Not One of Us reviews
He held his head trying to suppress memories, wondering what he did to them? Why did they hurt so? He didn't do anything! So why did they hurt him?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Tsuki wa Sora ni Medaru no Youni reviews
Loosely based off of the AMV Tsuki wa Sora ni Medaru no Youni. It is a sequal to 'An Unread Message: From Father to Son' for those who have read it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
I'm With You Obito reviews
Today is the day that Obito died. Kakashi is feeling down. He heard once to send a letter, you need to burn it. Again based on a AMV
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
An Unread Mesage: From Father to Son reviews
Tsunade calls in Naruto to talk about his heritage. What will he learn? And is he willing to forgive his father? Based on a AMV that I saw.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Natural Highs Ouran Style reviews
44 ways to see all of the Ouran Host club memebers high! Or at least having a happy feeling. Various parings. Yaoi and maybe Yuri are going to be in. Beware all chapters are short. Now Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete