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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267140, Profile Updated: 01-30-15
Author has written 4 stories for Total Drama series.

Fighting for the Lolz and the Glory!

Well, hi! i'm Lowland Warrior (Yes, that's the best name i could come up with)! Why Lowland Warrior you ask? Well, the area I live is called 'De Lage Landen', meaning the low lands! Add the (Generously overused) title of warrior behind it and presto! Lowland Warrior!

I'm currently only active in the Total Drama fandom but i'm considering expanding to some others, namely the ones of Mass Effect and Left4Dead.

As of now, my Fanfiction.net resume consists of:

Total Drama Vengeance (TDV) : The 13 teens of Total Drama Revenge are (Forced) back for another season filled to the brim with trouble, betrayal, and of course Drama! They travel around the world to participate in challenges based on the destination they're visiting, from the depts of an African mine to the tops of the Nepales mountainscapes! If you're interested in reading this story, be warned! Due to inexperience, the first 6 chapters may be considered to be just terrible and filled with TD fan fiction clichés. If you read them and indeed find yourself disliking the first few chapters, do one of the following:

  • Skip to chapter 8, that's where the good stuff begins, or...
  • Read on in the hopes of hoping that you'll be enjoying them.
  • or you could just quit reading.
  • I choose to write a story where the new cast goes on a trip around the world for 2 reasons. 1, there weren't enough stories about them back then. And 2, I like other cultures! I hope you'll enjoy it!

    Second Chances After TDV, Scott tries to woo Dawn into becoming his girlfriend again. He travels to her house under the guise of just 'Cathing up', But Dawn doesn't need her abilities to find out that Scott only wants to catch up on their brief romance. How will Dawn react?

    The 5 Steps To Freedom: After Total Drama Pahkitew Island, Scarlett has been imprisoned and is beginning to lose her will to life after several years of imprisonment. Then someone gets assigned to help her, but does Scarlett actually want to be helped? The most serious story on my resume!

    To The Toph: Topher, as ambitious as he has become, strives to reach the very top of the Canadian entertainment world. And he's willing to butt heads with others to get there. Another serious story that, although it has and will keep the T rating, might at times slip a little into M rating territory. Especially in the later chapters! If you like Sampher but want an original take on their relationship, I'd suggest you read this!

    You know, usually i'm not someone for these profile games. But what the heck. I stole this one from my friend Its-A-green-day.

    RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile (But apparently, the person I stole this from skipped a few questions.)!

    ARE YOU?

    1. Perfect? No one is.

    2. Tall? I guess I am, but not in this country.

    3. In your pajamas? I double checked this one and...Nope!

    4. Left handed? Right handed.


    1. Friend you saw: Jessica (I don't have much friends left.)

    2. Person to text you: The Phone company reminding me that my phone's been blocked.

    Was today better than yesterday? Not really. Despite my protestantism, I don't have much of a liking for Sundays.


    1. Number: 5 2. Color(s): Yellow and green 3. Fruit: Banana 4. Place: In front of my PC (Expletive you Apple.)


    1. Are you missing someone right now? I kind of do.

    2. Are you happy? Mmm... Yeah.

    3. Are you sad? Not now, but that can change in the blink of an eye.

    4. Are you bored? I'm writing this, so do you have a clue?

    6. Are you nervous? I have nothing to be nervous for right now. But if i have something...

    7. Are you tired? Nah.


    1. Nick names? Gijs, Dirkjan, Sjakie, Kjeldo, among some unflattening ones. And only the last named example on this list comes close to my real name.

    2.Eye color? Brown as sh...Poo.

    3. Zodiac sign? Libra

    4. Male or female? Male

    5. Slut? No, virgin. Does that matter?

    6. Smart? Smart? Yes. Bright? Not really.

    7. Hair color? Darkish brown.

    8. Long or short? short and already untamable

    9. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans...Definitely

    10. Phone or Camera? Phone. and then i'm talking about a dumbphone. Because I feel like you can do anything with 'dem smartphones except for calling!

    11. Drink or Smoke? How about none of the 2?

    12. Righty or lefty? Righy handed.


    1. First best friend? Thom.

    2. First crush? First? I dunno. I'm too busy trying to understand my feelings for my current crush!

    3. First pet? A lop-eared bunny called Nijn, before we knew it, we had 3 bunnies.

    4. First big vacation? I don't really remember but it was disastrous, we never went on a family vacation ever again. my mom would go many times to Israel, so that's nice too.


    1. Eating? Glace cookies.

    2. Drinking? Milk.

    3. I'm about to: Send a document to my beta-reader

    4. Listening to? Robert Plant's Big Log.

    5. Plans for today? To not make any plans, that's my plan.


    1. Shorter or taller? Call me a bastard but I prefer a little shorter than me.

    2. Romantic or spontaneous? If the other went for the spontaneous, then i'll try to go for the romantic, good?

    3. Sensitive or loud? Nicely balanced.

    4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship, definitely.


    1. Drank bubbles? I don't know what that is but I never drank it.

    2. Lost glasses/contacts? I have a habit of almost breaking them, but losing them? No.

    3. Ran away from home? No, I'm too level-headed for that.

    4. Broken someone's heart? Not YET.

    5. Been arrested? No, I'm too much of a pussy to lean to the other side of the law.


    1. Miracles? Regularly

    2. Yourself? Do I?

    3. Heaven? Yes, and it is my main drive to do good. That, and of course me being a pussy to be evil.

    4. Santa Claus? Santa? No! I did believe in its inspiration, which is Sinterklaas (All hail).

    5. Love? At times.

    6. Do you like someone? Yes, but I'm afraid to make a move, because it could have the opposite result. I'd love to say more about it right now, but she's most likely reading all of this so...

    7. Do you believe in God? Yes. Hate me all you want if you feel the need, i'll hate you back if I have to.

    8. Answered the truth on all questions? I pledge that I did.

    So, there. I did it!

    So, after all these shenanigans, go and look for a nice story to read! And don't forget to pay your respects to Lincohn's ghettoblaster!

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    Total Drama Tween Tour by cragmiteblaster reviews
    Dedicated to Kobold Necromancer. Forty kids aged 10-12 are travelling the world for a two million dollar prize! We have landed in Madagascar: Some tweens are feeling uneasy about the dubious elimination last ep, the morality is getting more grey than pre-colour television, somebody has a secret thrown out into the open, and the tweens are going on safari!
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 610,402 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 10/8/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
    Total Shuffled Action by Fangren reviews
    [SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ISLAND] Two days after the dramatic conclusion of season one, those that qualified have met at an abandoned film lot for the next competition: Total Drama Action. But though it may seem like the original series you know, the contestants have been re-ordered in time and space; they have been shuffled. Season Two AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,215 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/29
    Mass Effect A New Era by scholasticsamurai reviews
    The Reapers have been defeated and the galaxy begins to rebuild, but there's always trouble brewing somewhere. Several old species begin to assert their presence on the citadel as the political landscape begins to shift. The galaxy is changing and several youths will bear witness to the new era and perhaps aid in shaping what is to come...with a little help from their elders.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 330,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] OC
    Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
    The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 589,622 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/2/2011
    Sisters by Hugh Takinamee reviews
    Amy and Sammy arrive home further apart from each other. However, an accident and a series of events that follows pulls the two sistres together. Can they work it out and finally become sisters or will some bumps in the road finally pull them apart? A co-write with Applause2014. Enjoy! R&R!
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Amy, Samey]
    The Fading Stars by Bardic Jester reviews
    It's been 10 years since the final season of Total Drama. Noah has little to show for his time on it, except his friendship with Courtney. With a special 10 year reunion coming up, Noah is forced to reevaluate who he is now and what Courtney really means to him. Things get more difficult for him when he's asked to escort Heather, a movie star and recovering addict, to the reunion.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Heather, Noah, Courtney
    Passing the Torch by Toxic Smiling reviews
    The original cast members of Total Drama have been given a final task before an aging Chris McClean finally releases them from their respective contracts: they have to evaluate potential new competitors submitted by the audience. Submit your favorite OC for a free critique from the people who started it all. Submissions Open.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/5 - Chris M., OC
    The Lives of Four Redheads by Applause2015 reviews
    Scarlett, Harold, Izzy and Scott are cousins to one another. They are so different and what a family reunion they have! Come join them as the four of them go through life together and struggle through everything together as Sophmores at Cree High School.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Izzy, Harold, Scott, Scarlett
    Total Shuffled Island by Fangren reviews
    Total Drama Island, where it all began. That camp, those challenges, those first twenty-two campers to take on what would become a hit series. But what if those campers - and those who debuted in later seasons - were to be re-ordered, appearances shifted through time and space? What if they were to be...shuffled? Season One AU; pairing and update info at end of first chapter.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,117 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
    Total Drama Avengeance: Old Losers vs New Losers by chrisATD1 reviews
    Chris brings back 22 teens from past seasons that haven't won a season yet, based on the US rankings (except Season 4), and pits the team of originals against the the team of the latest losers. Chapter 30 is now up! All Total Drama contestants will have a part in this story.
    Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 229,293 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
    Noah's Gambit by ewisko reviews
    What if Noah was the one who saw the Duncan and Gwen kiss and not Tyler? After seeing the kiss Noah uses this info to pull a last ditch effort into saving himself from elimination at the hands of Alejandro. How will he do this you ask? Well you have to read to find out! Noah centric TDWT AU from the end of 'I see London' to the finale. Gwuncan to eventual Gwoah. Other fanon inside.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,941 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Gwen, Noah] Cody, Ezekiel
    Seasons Change by Nyhlus reviews
    Ten years after the end of Pahkitew Island, Topher returns to Canada after failing to make it in Hollywood. Trying to restart his life over, he invites Samey out for a drink. Can they connect after not speaking for so long, when they never really knew each other in the first place? -Nyhlus & BJ
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Samey, Topher
    How World Tour Was Created by MyNameDontMatter
    Just a funny dialogue based on a few rumors and jokes made about some of the aspects of World Tour. If the jokes themselves doesn't make you laugh, the lack of intelligence and horrible grammar from Rob, Phil and Joe will!
    Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sierra, Alejandro, OC
    Total Drama: Underdogs by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
    Once again set at Pahkitew Island, Chris hosts the seventh season of Total Drama. Taking the worst performing contestants and placing them on Pahkitew, it's the test to see who's the worst game player and who's got the most luck in the world. Three generations, two finalists, and one chance to be titled Total Drama's biggest Underdog.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,698 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
    Total Drama 52 by Frank15 reviews
    After six seasons, Chris has decided to do his biggest season yet, with every past contestant competing against each other to win the grand prize of 5 million! Episode 4 has ended: the teams take to the cold weather and snow in a snowball fight, someone takes charge in each team, with varying degrees of success, and two more contestants are eliminated.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,526 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
    Total Drama Ocean by scubadivingmaui7 reviews
    Season Five of Total Drama, folks! The show is taking to the high seas - this time, with members of both casts competing for the five million dollar prize! Join multiple personality Mike, party-loving Geoff, fame mongering Dakota, loud n' proud Leshawna, and maybe even an original character on the greatest ocean journey reality TV has ever seen!
    Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,681 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Trent, Bridgette
    Going on a World Tour by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
    Ezekiel is stopped from losing the stick for the challenge and that saves him from a mess with Team Victory as well as the future that would cause him to go crazy. Meanwhile, Duncan has still quit the season and is forced to take the Drop of Shame. Part of the 'Total Drama Underdog' saga.
    Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Chris M., Duncan, DJ, Ezekiel - Complete
    Original Characters by Blue Saturday reviews
    The entire concept grew to frustrate Chris Mclean.
    Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
    Total Drama World Tour Aftermath 3 My Way by The Melting Candle reviews
    I didn't like the third aftermath of Total Drama World Tour very much so I decided to change it. Note: this is my first fic so no hate please.
    Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bridgette, Geoff, Noah, Gwen - Complete
    Keelah Se'lai by Full-Paragon reviews
    In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,088 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
    Total Drama World Tour: The Animator's Cut by Mr. Panama Red reviews
    A remake of Total Drama World Tour inspired by the great Lord Akiyama's "Total Drama Action Redux". Not all locations and challenges will be the same but the story is pretty good. Read and Review.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 176,181 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011
    Total Drama Action Redux by Lord Akiyama reviews
    An alternate universe story based around my idea of how the series would have gone. - Chapter Ten: Full Metal Drama
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,298 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010
    Forest stroll by Bloodyravenheart13 reviews
    Dawn and Scott decied to take a late night walk in the woods ;
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dawn, Scott - Complete
    Maybe by TheatreGeek12 reviews
    In which Scott is a bit mental over previous actions. Oneshot.
    Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Scott, Dawn - Complete
    Under the Moonlight by Persephatta reviews
    "But I want to because…I really care about you Scott and I know you really care about me too." She gave him one of those knowing looks and he knew how she knew. "You saw it in my aura didn't you?". Dott. WARNING: Lemon
    Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dawn, Scott - Complete
    Friends are like bras, they give lots of support by lemonface reviews
    Zoey storms off upset with Mike and comes across Dawn in the forest who gives her some good advice on her situation, Title is wierd i know! DAWNXZOEY FRIENDSHIP ONESHOT!
    Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Dawn, Zoey - Complete
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    Total Drama Vengeance reviews
    Chris and Chef have rounded up the 13 teens from TDRI for an all new trip around the world with a 1 million dollar prize for the ultimate winner! This update's episode: Out Of The Air Tonight Part II. Read Review and Enjoy! This story is complete!
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 333,164 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/10/2012
    To The Toph reviews
    After TDPI, an ambitious Topher strives to reach the very top of the Canadian television/entertainment world, but it's a tough goal to achieve, it's a tough, cold business to get into and even harder to remain in, but Topher is very determined to become a legend. But perhaps Topher doesn't realize that ambition can be a cruel, controlling mistress.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Samey, Topher
    The 5 Steps To Freedom reviews
    Scarlett's been incarcerated for her death threats on Total Drama Pahkitew Island. After several years of doing time, she's slowly beginning to lose the will to live. Then someone offers to help her. But does Scarlett even wants to be helped? T for whining and themes among other things later on. This story is complete!
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Scarlett - Complete
    Second Chances reviews
    After Total Drama Vengeance, Scott tries to get Dawn back as his girlfriend after he felt that he was cheated out of his relationship with her. SPINOFF TO MY OTHER STORY, TOTAL DRAMA VENGEANCE. READ THAT ONE BEFORE THIS ONE TO GET A CLUE ABOUT IT. Also, rated T for the usual.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Dawn, Scott