Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., StarTrek: The Original Series, Red Dead Redemption, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Inuyasha, and Hellsing.
"They're super lame and you're super flame", ancient proverb.
i can be very succinct and well-spoken when i want to be, but mostly i'm very jokes.
i write fanfics because jokes. also good practice. but mostly jokes.
a lot of the shit on this account is really old and probably really bad but i mean like. whatever. idgaf.
first things first: i don't update and i'm sorry, so so sorry. if you've ever read something of mine and you liked it and were like "why doesn't this asshole update" i would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology. i recognize that i am a shitlord.
i want to write stories, so the first step is sucking. this is my sucking area, where i suck so i can not suck later.
i'm not big on the gender binary and i'm not big on gender roles... but i AM big on friendship, so as RuPaul once said, "You can call me 'he', you can call me 'she', you can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."