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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267149, Profile Updated: 10-24-14
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., StarTrek: The Original Series, Red Dead Redemption, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Inuyasha, and Hellsing.

"They're super lame and you're super flame", ancient proverb.

i can be very succinct and well-spoken when i want to be, but mostly i'm very jokes.

i write fanfics because jokes. also good practice. but mostly jokes.

a lot of the shit on this account is really old and probably really bad but i mean like. whatever. idgaf.

first things first: i don't update and i'm sorry, so so sorry. if you've ever read something of mine and you liked it and were like "why doesn't this asshole update" i would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology. i recognize that i am a shitlord.

i want to write stories, so the first step is sucking. this is my sucking area, where i suck so i can not suck later.

i'm not big on the gender binary and i'm not big on gender roles... but i AM big on friendship, so as RuPaul once said, "You can call me 'he', you can call me 'she', you can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."

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Revised: Ambivalence by AllisonWalker reviews
As Jonouchi comes to terms with his sexuality and begins to explore it, he learns quickly that not all attraction can be thwarted, no matter how hard he tries. Puppyshipping KaibaxJou post canon Co-written Uncut version soon to be available on profile page
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,187 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/1/2013 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
About a Girl by CupcakeCute reviews
When the Watchers' Council intervenes in her life, Buffy finds herself living on Cleveland's Hellmouth. Slaying vampires, rebelling against her controlling Watcher, and clinging desperately to any semblance of a normal life keeps her going until she finds what she needs in the last place she would have expected. Buffy's story from the Wishverse. Spike/Buffy. SunnyD Awards Winner.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 189,042 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike]
Precocious by PupshitDesu reviews
After being sheltered for so many years in the Kaiba Mansion, Seto finally steps out from under the chains of his adoptive father, finding out more as he comes of age and begins to learn not only more about himself, but about the other individuals who surround him... Gozaburo Kaiba / Seto Kaiba / Jonouchi Katsuya puppyshipping adoptshipping heavy sexual themes
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/7/2012 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Tension by SmutWithPlot reviews
A somewhat more serious take on Vash and Meryl; Meryl's impressions and understandings of Vash throughout their journey. Rated for violent or sexual themes and scenes. Follows 26 Episode story structure, fairly strong adherence to canon.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 142,253 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Meryl, Vash
Divergent Paths by Rigil Kent reviews
Two officers, believed killed in action, are stranded on a prewarp planet and must work together to survive while the rest of the NX-01 crew learn to carry on without them. AU season 2-4, Very TnT.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 293,167 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 8/9/2007 - [T'Pol, C. Tucker] [J. Archer, E. Hernandez] - Complete
Slipping by Delillium reviews
(GTA V) Trevor feels like his mind is slipping sometimes: in the heat of an argument with his long dead brother, in the panic attacks that leave him gasping for air, all through the long sleepless nights. A new heist pops up and no one is denying their readiness to jump back in the saddle. But there's something wrong with the loveable psycho, and it's evident to everyone.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C., Lester C.
Fire in the Blood by Dirtbags Inc reviews
GTA V: Evelyn is a bank teller who was taken hostage in a recent robbery- but that's all done with now, she got out alive, and life goes on. Or so she thought, until a terrifying criminal with a rough voice and too-bright eyes showed up on her doorstep towing a bloodied colleague and informing her that her home is their new safehouse. [Do Not Spray Into Eyes 1]
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Trevor P., OC - Complete
Sleepwalking by na-ma-go away reviews
Franklin has Michael hanging from the tower, and Michael thinks he's done for. But someone miraculously saves him. Alternate way for ending B! Rated for language and possibly other adult themes in the future. Michael/Trevor in future chapters. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C.
Skin by Usagi Squared reviews
Jonouchi Katsuya will always look out for his friends, no matter how weird things get. That means he will keep on fighting, whether facing maniacs with freaky powers, monsters from a childrens game, or the fact Kaiba's a girl. Wait, what? Warnings inside
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 121 - Words: 1,808,934 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Into the East by EarthToMe001 reviews
A young New England woman takes a walk in the gardens at a friend's party only to find herself transported to Feudal Japan. Who does she encounter upon entering this strange new world? None other than the Lord of the West. SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,475 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sesshomaru
The Ambassador's Bride by Devilfern reviews
Amanda Grayson has always dreamed of being a language teacher, but when an exciting opportunity is extended to her she is thrown into a whole new world. Amanda/Sarek
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 155,137 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Offers You Can't Refuse by sweetprincipale reviews
Late S.3 AU. Buffy's only way to stay alive and expose a plot by a deranged Quentin Travers involves staying out of Sunnydale and staying one step ahead while Giles finds a way to save her life and get the evidence to stop the corrupt Head of the Council. But who watches the Slayer's back when she's the prey? Someone makes Spike an offer he can't refuse- but not what you'd expect.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 269,890 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Blind Faith by MozartsRequiem reviews
Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,989 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
The Avengers Amalgamation by dudeurfugly reviews
"She's a genetically engineered life form made up of DNA from our super group. Get your minds out of the gutter." Banner and Stark's latest project forces the team to take on a complicated responsibility. SHIELD isn't happy with the results and is eager to do damage control. Loki wants no part in it, but finds he may have more in common with her than he realizes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,483 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Divorce & Defeat: Divide & Conquer by Volitivam reviews
This is just something I thought up while listening to music. At first I didn't think much of it; but now I've got a little twist and actually like the finished product of chapter 1. I think I'll continue with it. I've left a lot of things in the dark, but they'll be explained in time. - Integra has joined in union, but with an enemy. What awaits Hellsing and its legacy?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Integra
Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe by D.R.Parks reviews
AU. A tangled web of lies is unwoven when an American family unknowingly adopts the daughter of Death Eaters, Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape. An international custody battle ensues with the Malfoys but the chosen legal guardian is a surprise to both parties as is the true nature of the girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,377 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
The Substance of his House by Dirtyfacade reviews
"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned..."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Alexander, Enrico
Miscalculation: An Avatar the Last Airbender AU by Alabaster86 reviews
A chance encounter with Zuko in the Earth Kingdom changes everything for Mai and for the Prince of the Fire Nation. Miscalculation is a tale of both adventure and romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 270,279 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Allocations by Saavik13 reviews
Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 133,770 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - [Sarek, Amanda G.] - Complete
Something from a dream by Natarie reviews
Meryl spends the night at Vash's house, in Vash's bed. Words are had. Kisses are exchanged. Sexual tension is resolved. PWP *porn with plot (or at least decent characterization and backstory)! One-Shot
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
Mudblood, Actually by Heffalump Army reviews
Beatrice is tempestuous to put it mildly... and he's an ass. But when they're forced to cooperate, she and Tom are horrified to find out how easily they're growing on one another. AU so I can get away with their ooc before it's explained in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,562 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Fourier's Flaw by SiriusBlacksGodDaughter reviews
Theoretically, let's say you can stop this war at its' core, Miss Granger." Dumbledore said with a smile. "Kill Lord Voldemort?" asked Hermione. Dumbledore shook his head, "Not all battles end in fight, Miss Granger." AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
After the Fall by Girl.Interpreted reviews
Post-anime with a crunchy manga topping... Oh Vash, you didn't really think it was going to be easy, did you? What exactly are you planning to do about Knives? How about Meryl? Not much of a plan, huh? Well, this should be interesting.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,326 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Vash, Meryl
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Regretful Etude by Rachelle Lo reviews
There is one measly little thing that makes coming to Earth worth it. Music. ONE-SHOT.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Glass by Dontmezwitme reviews
He didn't know why, day in and day out, his parents argued with each other. He'd never known anything different. Expanding upon Nathaniel's childhood.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Nathaniel - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Captives by panyasan reviews
After the events of Terra Prime, an investigation leads to T'Pols imprisonment. After she returns, everyone and everything has changed.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
The Dress by LJConnelly reviews
The war has ended, and Narcissa can finally breathe and hold her family close, but she may yet never feel whole again. Oneshot. Read and review please, feedback is always helpful!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
If Dr Seuss Wrote For Star Trek TOS by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Ever think about how funny it would be if Dr. Seuss wrote an episode of the Original Series? Well, here you go! Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Waiting For Dawn by Magick reviews
And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
In Harm's Way by dawnofme reviews
Re-write of "Harsh Light of Day". Harmony is fed up with Spike's obsession over the Slayer. Harmony casts a spell that will change the course of events and does exactly the opposite of what Harmony was hoping for.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,871 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Press Play by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Second in the trilogy. Seq Rewind. You twist, you turn. Dreams change, hopes build. Things change when you least expect it. Are you prepared to lose everything? TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,894 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bloodlust by Immortalis reviews
After the Tower of London incident, the Hellsing Organization and Sir Integra Fairbook Wingates Hellsing are under ‘investigation’…by the Iscariot Agency. Meanwhile a shadowed organization is on the move, Millennium.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,173 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 6,303 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken Angel by Immortalis reviews
Sick, Integra Hellsing finds herself entertained and even at the mercy of her petslave, Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Defining the Indefinable by Kitomi reviews
When Togusa is terminally wounded on a mission, he is forced to undergo a full cybertransformation. No longer unique to Section Nine he questions his own worth and his humanity. Togusa must come to realize his new existence and what it means to be human.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
The Price of War by Master Hellsing reviews
Crack. Crackcrackcrackcrack. Seriously, I can't summarize it any better. XD Total crackfic about the origin of the Hellsing bat.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Life Thereafter by ReadingWhiz89 reviews
[Post series with manga references.] An unreformed Knives and Meryl seek a cure to Vash's mysterious ailment while Meryl and Vash try to sort out their feelings for each other. However, sometimes there is no such thing as happily ever after... [COMPLETE]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 134,834 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Repression by DapperCrapper reviews
Premanga. Exactly how did Yumiko's Yumie come to exist in Yumiko's psyche? What events led up to the creation of her alter ego? Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
All Forgiving by Thess reviews
"The Lord died on the Cross to free them from the weight of their sins. But she was not like Him, she could not pretend to forgive and forget all offences. Especially his." Integral x Enrico. One Shot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005 - [Integra, Enrico] Pip, Walter - Complete
Promise of Frost by Eurydice11 reviews
When a snowstorm strands Buffy and Spike, they are forced to turn to each other for strength, especially when a missing Giles, mysterious visitors, and way too much magic threatens to turn it into a not so very merry Christmas. Set mid-S4, BS. - Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 221,686 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Codex Argenteus by Thess reviews
In the midst of unsuccessful IscariotHellsing negotiations, an army of undead Goths starts sacking the Vatican and Rome. Slight AndersonxSeras & IntegralxEnrico. Manga Set.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - [Integra, Enrico] [Seras, Alexander] - Complete
Good Tidings by Thess reviews
The leader of Iscariot seeks professional counsel in the matters of the heart… Enrico x Integral. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004 - [Enrico, Integra] Heinkel, Yumie - Complete
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God's Needle reviews
"The only way that he could ever be worthy in the eyes of the Lord was doing the things nobody wanted to in His name, being the necessary cruelty, the essential sword, the crucial poison to the world's purity." Not a pairing story.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Enrico, Integra
Bloodline reviews
The child was fascinating and beautiful, but it repulsed him. In strange reverence, he picked it up and finally gave it a name. "Sesshomaru", he said softly, "Destruction of Life". R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Inutaisho, Sesshomaru
Two Little Blackbirds reviews
A collection of "insightful" conversations and harebrained escapades between Bart and Kitty. Post Ptolemy's Gate. R&R
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.
Good Grace reviews
In the middle of the desert, a young girl pleads for the Lord's good grace. R&R Drabble on the sidequest Jenny's Faith
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Ja. Marston - Complete
Ashes of the End reviews
"I watched the ashes of the end fall and lay silently on the crowded, cobblestone road that was tainted with jumping orange." Sort of a depressing tale, not gonna lie. R&R
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Five Fingers reviews
He could probably count on that one trembling hand how many times he had been truly afraid in his life.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jo. Marston - Complete
Soap reviews
"Are you makin' cracks about my-" "John. There are virgin ears over here".
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Jo. Marston, A. Marston - Complete
Second Hand News reviews
Sometimes the best news you will ever hear comes through an unexpected person. R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Pushing Up Daisies reviews
Death was not at all what he wanted or suspected. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Voldemort
Hide & Seek reviews
Just as he was about to come into view, he paused and waited. He counted down three seconds in his head. R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - G. House - Complete
Yes, Unfortunately reviews
Yes, unfortunately' was all that was coherent in her long string of mumbled words. He smiled at her. She wanted to be sick. Love is such a fickle thing. R&R THIS IS GOING UNDER A RE-WRITE, AWH YAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,863 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
I am not Afraid reviews
I am not afraid of death.' He stared down into the little girl's dull blue eyes, full of simple understanding. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Death Eater Paradise! reviews
Here for posterity. Looketh not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Voldemort
The Riddle Murders reviews
Tom Riddle looks back on the night he killed his remaining muggle family, and how his search for a true family was all in vain. R&R Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Will Follow You Into The Dark reviews
Songfic. Song: I will follow you into the dark by Death Cab for Cutie. About a time when maybe Tom had a love...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete