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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267525, Profile Updated: 04-27-12
Author has written 17 stories for One Piece, Homestar Runner, Pretty Face, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Pokémon.

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Orientation: Straight

Birthplace: Watertown, New York

Motivation for writing: To get the dang stories out of my head!

Favorite Fanfic topics: One Piece, Ace Attorney, Pokemon

Favorite!! Green

Musical tastes: Literally everything at this point.

Favorite Animal: I like penguins...

Favorite Actor: Morgan Freeman, partially bacause of the Penguins.

Favorite Movie: The Usual Suspects. Or Pulp Fiction. Or Fight Club. One of the Trifecta.

Favorite Food: PENGUIN!! No, Just kidding. Um... anything that comes from P.F. Chang's, especially the lettuce wraps. mmmm, lettuce wraps.

Likes: Well, listed above.

Dislikes: Finding pieces of plastic in ice cubes, far left ideas, far right ideas, celebrity worship, and the fact that You Tube keeps banning all the great abridgers.

Favorite Character: Despite all the zoro-centric fan-fics I've written, it's turning into Usopp more and more. IM ALREADY NEGATIVE! Greatest. Fight. Ever.

This is to all you guys out there who like to read romantic fanfiction! Do not be ashamed! You are no less of a man for it!

Amaxing (adj.): Amazing to the max, as awesome as can be, one hundred and twenty percent cool. Synonyms: Extremely Cool, Maximally Outstanding, can't-live-without-it...ness. Antonyms: Dull, boring, not even slightly interesting.

I am currently...

PLAYING SPORE! (Best. Game. Ever.) Those of you who want to see my creative talents (coughcough), look me up! Screen name: Amaxing. Well... duh. Kind of obvious.
Listening to Fall Out Boy. (Boo, hiss, whine, yes I know. I like them, and that's enough to make them awesome.)
Waiting for the next episode of Yugioh Abridged, Naruto Abridged, and None Piece, respectively.
Practicing my violin. (Devil Went Down to Georgia? EASY!)
Thankful that I don't have rabies.
Benching ONE HUNDRED POUNDS! (What do you mean, that's nothing? YOU WANNA GO, PUNK?!)
Playing with my dogs
In college. Yup.
Wondering just how the heck a singing objection would sound, and if it would sound good in the Chancellor Moore TV Show.
Working on the playlist for next week's radio show. Because I'm a DJ now.

The dedicated staff of Amaxing Fan Fiction Inc. (Founded 5/2/07, No rights reserved)

Um...I don't really have a staff...but, what the heck.

I suppose the guy who writes my disclaimers could be a person. We'll call him...Skyler. Yeah.

And I suppose a secretary would be nice. Lucy? No..Lucille, sounds more official.

Then in marketing we have Damon. Alighieri. And I guess the janitor is...Nathan...Amarillo? He's responsible for clearing out all the junk ideas I have. Yeah.

Then my editor.. Dante' Cervantes. Thats a cool name.

And the really old employee that nobody knows what he does or where he's from? That's Mr. Hooper. Yup.

March 08 update: Recently, we've added a new member to our staff, give a big round of applause for Zuko Zuko, our official spokesperson! As suggested by the name, he's a cross between that guy from Avatar and John Travolta. Amaxing, huh?

So there you have it. Now maybe writing won't be so dang hard!

If you dislike 'post this in your profile' messages, post this in your profile.

Oh, and... because I feel guilty after reading Ioniclunch's profile... GO READ GORDON TRUTH NOW! ALL OF YOU! He's almost half as amaxing as I am! (which, to give you a rough estimate, is about thirty times more amaxing than Morgan Freeman, who is about fifty times more amaxing than Colin Mockery, who is equivalent in amaxingness to the shows Boston Legal, Scrubs, and Whose Line is it Anyway.)

Those of you who did not recognize any of the names I namedropped do not deserve to be reading this page. GO! REPENT FOR THY SINS, AND THEN RETURN WHEN YOU ARE CLEAN!

And I'll warn you now, whatever you do, don't go HERE Why? Because It's really really random and I don't even remember why I put it there. If you go there anyway, don't blame me. I'm warning you, seriously. You don't want to do what I did. I mean it! Stay Away!

And another side note! If you type 'amaxing' into Yahoo (and then click the thing that says 'show only results for Amaxing') guess whose page comes up? It's probably the same for everyone else, but I just thought it was cool.

ALSO COOL! Gorgon Zolo totally made Tv Tropes! Granted, it's the 'suggest One Piece fan fiction' section, but... still! Apparently, I've received a rating of Hilarity Ensues! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MAKES ME HAPPY I DONT EVEN.

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Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Ask Zoro II by oxxxx reviews
Oh dear...Zoro broke the mast AGAIN. But this time- On Thousand Sunny? I DONT OWN ONE PIECE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Zoro
Phoenix Wright: Ticking Turnabout by C.M. Kearney reviews
Set one year after T&T, an AU disregarding the events of Apollo Justice: A victim, a witness, a suspect, a defendant. One of them is a fake. Which is it? Only time will tell. The hour it struck.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,040 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Iris
An Interview with Godot by Graph reviews
An account of my visit with the esteemed prosecutor. Twoshot. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. Implied Godot/Mia.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Ask Zoro by oxxxx reviews
Zoro's making extra cash with this new advice column job... [I DONT OWN ONE PIECE!XD]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Zoro - Complete
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Gorgon Zolo: Attorney at Large reviews
Roronoa Zoro is back as Ace Attorney Gorgon Zolo. Yay? Not even a day after receiving his attorney badge, Zoro is contacted by the Foxy Pirates to oversee a pirate tribunal: a criminal courtroom! At least this time he'll get to take his swords with him...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Zoro, Nami
Shattered Illusion reviews
"This is your rival. He's been training Pokemon to kill people for about three years now! Erm... what was her name again?" "That's right! Its name is DEATH!" OC trainer fic. We're two badges through, as if that were a good indication of story length.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 173,964 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Squirtle/Zenigame, Treecko/Kimori, Meditite/Asanan
Chancellor Moore: Ace Attorney reviews
The city of Boston used to be normal. Then, like a meteor falling into your swimming pool while you're floating on a plastic raft, Chancellor Moore arrived fresh from law school, claiming to be a certified attorney, and the madness began. An OC fiction.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,703 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008
Scotty Domino: Mighty Magistrate reviews
It's often thought that if Scotland Domino were never elected, the freakshow that is Chancellor Moore never would have been allowed NEAR a courtroom. Luckily, this trial happened, and courtroom insanity became allowable enough to allow his existence. OC.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
The Resolution of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Suffering from boredom, Haruhi comes up with an idea: force everyone in the club to change their personality in some way. Such a simple thing, yet such chaotic results. But hey, that's to be expected.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
Horrific Z: Live in concert reviews
Request your favorite, most hated, or 'I can't get it out of my head' song and five Straw Hats will rip it apart and stitch it back together, creating a parodical abomination guaranteed to be slightly funny or your money back. Latest: Butterfly.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Gorgon Zolo: Trial by fire reviews
Part 2 of my pirate-lawyer saga thing. A murder. A marine. A mystery. A marimo. Roronoa Zoro returns as rookie attorney Gorgon Zolo, and he'll need every OBJECTION! in the book to save his client...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Scientifically speaking reviews
One Shot. A somewhat planned coincidental meeting away from the prying eyes of the world. Its a bit simplistic and cliche, but I like it. ApolloxEma
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Gorgon Zolo: Ace Attorney reviews
Roronoa Zolo... he's strong, he's skilled, he's... an attorney? Dramatic, thrilling, and comical court proceedings are sure to follow!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zoro - Complete
The Second Year reviews
For another year, he's stuck with that face. Picking up where the manga stopped, which was absolutely terrible by the way, it's a fan fic! R and R!
Pretty Face - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
The Fourth reviews
The other three tremble in his presence. The presence of the one the devil himself would not take. The one called Bloodskin...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Captain's Log reviews
Just because he's a comic relief character, doesn't mean Usopp can't have love in his life. Of course, because of such it means he has to go through much more to get it... Usoppxyoull figure it out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Horrific Z reviews
This is what happens when you listen to Tenacious D while writing fan fiction... Rated M for strong language in the Lyrics.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Brainstorming Session reviews
You want to know what goes on behind the scenes of writing fan fiction? Satisfy your curiosity.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Free Country, Grand Line reviews
Free Country U.S.A is an island on the grand line. AU hilarity abounds!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
Squeak reviews
[Oneshot] A fiasco is there ever was one, one which involves squeaky beds, hanahana hands, and thin ceilings. ZoxRo
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
A Swordsman's Downfall reviews
It's been out a while, so I decided to change the summary! A ZoroxRobin fic with little to no fluff, a really evil enemy, and a danceoff! Don't ask.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,454 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
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