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Author has written 17 stories for One Piece, Homestar Runner, Pretty Face, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Pokémon.
Birthplace: Watertown, New York
Motivation for writing: To get the dang stories out of my head!
Favorite Fanfic topics: One Piece, Ace Attorney, Pokemon
Favorite color...green...no blue...no...AGH!! Green
Musical tastes: Literally everything at this point.
Favorite Animal: I like penguins...
Favorite Actor: Morgan Freeman, partially bacause of the Penguins.
Favorite Movie: The Usual Suspects. Or Pulp Fiction. Or Fight Club. One of the Trifecta.
Favorite Food: PENGUIN!! No, Just kidding. Um... anything that comes from P.F. Chang's, especially the lettuce wraps. mmmm, lettuce wraps.
Likes: Well, listed above.
Dislikes: Finding pieces of plastic in ice cubes, far left ideas, far right ideas, celebrity worship, and the fact that You Tube keeps banning all the great abridgers.
Favorite Character: Despite all the zoro-centric fan-fics I've written, it's turning into Usopp more and more. IM ALREADY NEGATIVE! Greatest. Fight. Ever.
This is to all you guys out there who like to read romantic fanfiction! Do not be ashamed! You are no less of a man for it!
Amaxing (adj.): Amazing to the max, as awesome as can be, one hundred and twenty percent cool. Synonyms: Extremely Cool, Maximally Outstanding, can't-live-without-it...ness. Antonyms: Dull, boring, not even slightly interesting.
I am currently...
PLAYING SPORE! (Best. Game. Ever.) Those of you who want to see my creative talents (coughcough), look me up! Screen name: Amaxing. Well... duh. Kind of obvious.
The dedicated staff of Amaxing Fan Fiction Inc. (Founded 5/2/07, No rights reserved)
Um...I don't really have a staff...but, what the heck.
I suppose the guy who writes my disclaimers could be a person. We'll call him...Skyler. Yeah.
And I suppose a secretary would be nice. Lucy? No..Lucille, sounds more official.
Then in marketing we have Damon. Alighieri. And I guess the janitor is...Nathan...Amarillo? He's responsible for clearing out all the junk ideas I have. Yeah.
Then my editor.. Dante' Cervantes. Thats a cool name.
And the really old employee that nobody knows what he does or where he's from? That's Mr. Hooper. Yup.
March 08 update: Recently, we've added a new member to our staff, give a big round of applause for Zuko Zuko, our official spokesperson! As suggested by the name, he's a cross between that guy from Avatar and John Travolta. Amaxing, huh?
So there you have it. Now maybe writing won't be so dang hard!
If you dislike 'post this in your profile' messages, post this in your profile.
Oh, and... because I feel guilty after reading Ioniclunch's profile... GO READ GORDON TRUTH NOW! ALL OF YOU! He's almost half as amaxing as I am! (which, to give you a rough estimate, is about thirty times more amaxing than Morgan Freeman, who is about fifty times more amaxing than Colin Mockery, who is equivalent in amaxingness to the shows Boston Legal, Scrubs, and Whose Line is it Anyway.)
Those of you who did not recognize any of the names I namedropped do not deserve to be reading this page. GO! REPENT FOR THY SINS, AND THEN RETURN WHEN YOU ARE CLEAN!
And I'll warn you now, whatever you do, don't goWhy? Because It's really really random and I don't even remember why I put it there. If you go there anyway, don't blame me. I'm warning you, seriously. You don't want to do what I did. I mean it! Stay Away!
And another side note! If you type 'amaxing' into Yahoo (and then click the thing that says 'show only results for Amaxing') guess whose page comes up? It's probably the same for everyone else, but I just thought it was cool.
ALSO COOL! Gorgon Zolo totally made Tv Tropes! Granted, it's the 'suggest One Piece fan fiction' section, but... still! Apparently, I've received a rating of Hilarity Ensues! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MAKES ME HAPPY I DONT EVEN.
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