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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

This was last updated on 28/07/2021.

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I, Madi, have been sorted into Gryffindor (though I'm a bit of everything at heart) at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft Wizardry (Challenges Assignments)! Come join us and have the funnest fun! *psst, we also have a Discord server and awesome mods and friends!*

I, Madi, have been recruited as Chaser 3 for the Caerphilly Catapults in the Quidditch League Fanfiction Challenge! *psst, we also have a Discord server and awesome judges, mods and friends!*

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Hey! I'm Madi, I'm British, I'm multilingual, my favourite genre of music is rock. Recently I got into heavy metal. I also love RnB. Because who doesn't.

My favourite fanfic authors are ALL MY MATES OVER AT HOGWARTS AND QL, Less Wrong, starspangledpumpkin, olivieblake, ShayaLonnie, wickedlyawesomeme, nauticalparamour, colubrina, Bex-chan, CrazyAsACupcake, and artemisgirl. There's loads more people whom'se - that's not a word but eh - writing I absolutely adore. If any of y'all have actually bothered reading this, I'm eternally grateful and even if your name wasn't mentioned up there, I love you.

I'm going to stop rambling now, and tell y'all "My grammar is better than that and I'm not great at this proo-fil-eh stuff, but eh 'cause I tried."

Baii

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Thank You by CupCakeyyy reviews
This is a collection of gift!fics I have written for my amazing teammates - the Caerphilly Catapults of season 9!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28 - Complete
The Huge Magical Snake Problem by MorningStar137 reviews
Harry Potter is having an absolutely brilliant summer at the Dursley's - as usual. His aunt and uncle seemed to be especially nasty to him, and the Dark Lord's nightly meetings haunt his dreams (due to the fact that he never truly recieved satisfactory Occlumency training). One night, Harry witnesses Voldemort make a huge mistake that would effect the rest of his life. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Nagini
The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by Speechwriter reviews
The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand. / An AU in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 309,858 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 3/24/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The 7th Child by eve-morgan-5 reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets, Fudge decides to throw Ginny in Azkaban on the questionable advice of Lucius Malfoy despite Dumbledore's objections. This sets into motion a chain of events that will change the course of the Wizarding World as we know it. Rewrite of books 3 onwards. Canon pairings, slight Weasley bashing. Rated T for slight swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,177 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/28/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W., Albus D.
We Can Be Heroes by YouBlitheringIdiot reviews
Sirius Black seemed to have broken the Marauders after revealing Remus Lupin's secret to Snape, James Potter was failing miserably in what his friends called Prongs Pursuing Evans, and Lily Evans was realising she may have misjudged certain people. Death Eaters were beginning to show an interest in the Marauders. All was not well. From 6th yr till 31st Oct 1981, with a better end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 328,201 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Things Are Infinite by Solanales reviews
AU Time travel fic. Rated M for language and sexual content in later chapters. "That could not be James Potter. It simply could not. And that, that man, pointing his wand at Hermione, with grey eyes and black hair, could not be Sirius Black. Oh, no. This was a hallucination." HG/SB pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 126,775 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Childhood Memories by charipoo reviews
That bracelet stands for friendship, and you should have taken that off years ago. Unless you think we're still friends, then, in that case, you're going to need to go to the Hospital Wing. Don't give up after reading the Prologue! UPDATED 2020: a decade later, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,997 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental Betrothal by SewingSlytherin reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy met years before either of them went to Hogwarts. She might not have been his first choice for a friend, but he couldn't ask for a better one. Even if her parents were muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,963 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18213 - Favs: 35,418 - Follows: 18,909 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Casablanca by B.C Daily reviews
When James takes over Remus's Uber shift, the last person he expects to take on as a passenger is a familiar redhead who is a trifle inebriated. [Muggle Uber AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Draco and Hermione by Jiigglypuff reviews
After Hermione is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, she escapes with an imprisoned Draco despite their differences. They must work together to end the war, return to Hogwarts as eighth year students, unite the four Houses and become Professors - all while slowly falling in love in the process. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,569 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 1/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,820 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inverse by Elesrea reviews
Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,646 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36265 - Favs: 28,424 - Follows: 20,745 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spot the Difference by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Past: He loved her, and she loved him. But he broke his promise, and she was broken. Present: He was her boss, and she was his secretary. He wants her back, but she was promised to another. Spot the difference. Dramione! (ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,962 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Runaway Redemption by Mrs. Handsome reviews
"Why?" She could see the desperation in his eyes. "Because now I know you're not capable of killing someone." She watched him woefully. "And that comforts me." In which Hermione finds Draco at the height of his vulnerability, and they later find themselves on the run, in the midst of the War. Will they be able to find refuge in each other, and will Draco finally redeem himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Mister Granger's Mission by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
… AKA the "Do-Anything-To-Keep-Precious-Hermione-Away-From-Draco-Malfoy" mission. All fathers fear the day when they will meet the person who will steal their daughters away from them. Mister Granger is afraid he already met his match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 6,733 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess in Disguise by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
What... err... disguise will I actually wear, sir?" she asked. "Ah, good question," Dumbledore said with a smile. "With the usage of this necklace, it would simply transform you into a young man." "A man!" she shrieked... Dramione fanfiction! r and r. :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,835 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Merlin - Complete
Pureblood Princess Diaries by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
The war had ended and new leaders were appointed, King Troy and Queen Helen Gardner.Hermione Granger, a typical 7th year student, is doing what a teenager normally does. But what if one big confession of her parents completely changed her life? Dramione..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
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Not Bad At All
When Captain Lily Evans of the Royal Navy, submarine division, was handed a life-changing mission on a silver platter, she took it. Never in a million years had she anticipated that she would make such amazing pirate friends along the way. **This is the shortened version of a fic which I plan to post in the future** Written for QL, Hogwarts Auction, and Hogwarts Assignment 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
(not an) Elaborate Joke
They say you never appreciate what you have until you lose it. In Molly Weasley's case, this was even truer than usual. A story of two lovers separated by the harshest curtain, the one of death. Written as Chaser 3 of the Catapults for QL Round 12 and for August Auction D4A3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Published: 8/13 - Ron W., Ginny W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Silver Chain and Sapphire Stone
"You can't hurt me, Bellatrix," she spat. "Oh, but I can," Bellatrix giggled back. "Crucio!" Alice Longbottom loved her son, and the small, sane part of her mind beat herself up every day because he grew up without a mother or a father. Written for QL Round 11 as Chaser 3 of the Caerphilly Catapults.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1 - Neville L., Alice L., Frank L., Augusta L.
That Vile Lucius Malfoy reviews
Lucius Malfoy was a man that cared about only one thing, even if his mind disagreed. That thing was himself. He aligned himself with Voldemort, because his mind was comfortable following him. Which meant he deserved whatever came to him. Made for QL Round 10 as Chaser 3 for the Catapults
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Astoria G.
Praying For A Better Life
Harry was very young. He didn't know much, he barely knew anything, in fact, but what he did know was that he loved his family. He never, ever, ever wanted to lose them. Until he did. Written as Chaser 3 of the Caerphilly Catapults for QL Round 9. Beta-ed by CupCakeyyy, S.L.Blake, and charlotteredmund99.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Male Egoes reviews
Pranking Severus Snape was not something many had ever done. Only the Marauders had gone as far. So it should make sense that their offspring should do the same. Unfortunately, the consequences of the pranks may not be worth the risk and laughs of playing them. Made for Hogwarts Assignment 12 and QL Round 8
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21 - Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W., Teddy L.
Your Family Is Right Here reviews
She went through a lot during the war. Everyone did. She killed, she injured, she was tortured, she was hunted. But the worst thing she had ever done was make herself an orphan by sending away Jean and Richard. And God still punished her for it. At least she wasn't the only one trapped. Made by me subbing as Chaser 3 for the Caerphilly Catapults in the QLFC. TW- Grief, Death,.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22 - Hermione G., Molly W.
Deep Down Inside of Me reviews
George Weasley did not want to think about his twin, and how jealous he currently was at the man for dying and leaving him to rot alone. He did not want to think about how much he missed Fred. But you cannot escape the past. Made by me subbing for CinderellaAtTheBall for Round Five of QLFC. Team: Wanderers, Position: Chaser 2. Warning- mentions of Death, suicide, guilt, resentment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10
War Takes Away Our Humanity reviews
War is a rather funny thing. It takes, and takes, and takes, until you have nothing but your humanity left to you. Then it takes that, too. When the Wizarding World's last beacons of Light start to lose their hope, they break every universal law and travel to the very pockets of time. Time Travel AU. Voldemort Wins! AU. Wolfstar. Cover made by Angel Of Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18 - Harry P., Hermione G., Regulus B., Marauders
The Sorting reviews
When the Thousand year old Sorting Hat dies, things change at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Minerva M.