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Joined 04-29-07, id: 1267700, Profile Updated: 04-09-12
Author has written 19 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Mythology, Gundam Seed, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Loveless, and Death Note.

Name: Completely Unimportant

Gender: Female

Age: 21 (is now permanently half-sober)

D.O.B: 3/8/1991

Sexuality: Pansexual furry X3

Hobbies: Breathing, Eating, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Playing instruments, Listening to music, Playing video games

Hello all! Pleased to meet you. I thank you for having an interest in my work. I'm a miscellaneous yaoi writer in the sense that I don't write about just one group or pairing. I also do originals and I take requests (not necessarily has to be yaoi). Feel free to browse my work and please enjoy. I am a very strange person with a terribly overactive imagination. I have the tendency to wake up laughing like a maniac with a new idea in my head. I have many fics already worked up from my 3+ years of writing yaoi. The only problem is finding it all. -_-" Anyway, as you can tell, I rant a lot so if you can, bear with me. I'm also terrible with updating, but really I think what I write is worth it. Maybe. Well, no. I could use a lot of work. Ehehe... Now, go off and read like the good little darlings you are. =)

NOTICE! UPDATE 1/19/12: Sorry I've been away for so bloody long! I will update, I'm not dead. RL has just been killing me and I can't seem to get a minute to think of new ideas. I don't want to be holding a story for 5 years, so I'm going to do my very best to update. Thank you for your patience!!! Both my desktop and laptop crashed and my documents were all lost. I have to redo EVERYTHING. T^T Bear with me please. It's taken far too long, but I hope to have updates on at least Blood Brothers and An 'F' in Love within the next month or so. ^_^

> I'm a sucker for the classic Sasu/Naru and Naru/Sasu pairing =)

-An 'F' in Love; Current # of Chapters: 11; Status: In Progress(Temporary Hiatus)

-Team Effort; Current # of Chapters:1; Status: In Progress

-Doppelganger Love; Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

-Witches of Konoha; Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

> I love anime and so I tend to watch a variety of it. If anyone has suggestions on a good one, please let me know.

-Breaking Walls(Fullmetal Alchemist); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete(will be a chapter in later story)

-Crimson Snow(Inu-Yasha); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: In Progress(temporary hiatus)

-Making Memories(Loveless); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete(may become multi-chap)

-Twins and Toys(Ouran High School Host Club); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

-Sohma Claus(Fruits Basket); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

-Fireworks Kiss(Deathnote); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

-The Stars are the Limit(Gundam Seed Destiny); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

> I read a lot, which is probably why I have such a strange imagination, so there will be fics on book characters.

> I'm a gamer girl so I will have fics about game characters. I love RPGs so it will be mostly those.

-Living Legacy(FFVII Crisis Core); Current # of Chapters: 2; Status: Possibly going to continue...

-Blood Brothers(Kingdom Hearts); Current # of Chapters: 8; Status: In Progress

-Mercenaries of Darkness(Kingdom Hearts); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: In Progress(temporary hiatus,possibly abandon)

-Immortal Hearts(Kingdom Hearts); Current # of Chapters: 1; Status: Complete

>As stated above, I write original work and would appreciate it if you read them. =) I will now post them on my livejournal account: inuzuka_chan

-Needle in a Haystack; Current # of Chapters: 7; Status: MOVED

DISCLAIMER: Any anime/manga, show, movie, book, game, song lyric/title, artist, logo, character, etc. I use in my writing is not owned by me (unless it is one of my originals and I state it as such). They are owned by their rightful owners. All rights reserved.

So, in regards to my stories, I try not to abandon them, but at times it can take me many months to gain inspiration. So please, stick with me, they will get done. Eventually. Also, sometimes things within my stories are very unrealistic, such as blooming cherry blossoms at Christmas and New Year's time (Fireworks Kiss). I realize that it annoys some people, but guess what? My fanfic, my rules. Don't like, don't read. But please, I do enjoy feedback, and if I make grammatical or spelling errors, please let me know. I try to write as best I can, but not everyone is perfect. And my work is as of yet not beta'd. Thank you for actually taking the time to read this. Enjoy my stories and my profile. ^_^

Wise words: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, IF A HOMOSEXUAL PERSON LOOKS AT YOU, IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU HOMOSEXUAL AS WELL.

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Um, do I have to answer? That's so difficult! Well, if I must answer, I'd have to say Riku. Only because he was my first fave! (slowly straying to Axel...)

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Seriously though? Another difficult question but not as difficult as the guy. Um, Yuffie. That counts right? Technically. I think...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Uh, Marluxia. He pisses me off for some odd reason. Seriously don't know why, but I really just want to take his scythe and...

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Gosh, that's hard. I want to say Larxene but I think I have to go with Selphie. Freaking annoying even if you can see her panties in KH1...

5. Favorite World? (Includes all current KH games)

Castle Oblivion. Don't know why but that place just seems kinda nice, even though it's crawling with Nobodies...

6. Least Favorite World?

OMFG I hate Wonderland! Flipping ticks me off! Especially in 358/2 Days.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes all current games)

I have more than one! T.T I love Axel's chakrams and Demyx's sitar and Ultima Weapon, just to name a few.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Er, Beast's Claws? Like, i know you're a beast and all but...

9. Favorite Summon? (Includes all current games)

Freaking Tinker Bell! She saved my butt so many times. I love her.

10. Favorite Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Want to say Final form cuz it's freaking awesome with the flying and dual wield, but I really took to Wisdom Form. Shoot 'n' glide, baby. Shoot 'n' glide.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Holy crud, that's so hard. I'll do two. Yaoi couple, definitely gotta go with AkuRoku but still love RikuSora. I'm just convinced those two are destined after playing 358/2 Days. Non-yaoi couple I really like RoxasNamine (same as SoraKairi?) They are just adorable. I think it's the blondness. XD

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Uh, wow, MarluxiaAxel I just don't see it. I feel sick attempting to think about it. Non-yaoi would definitely be RoxasLarxene Holy crap, just wrong.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Like seriously? AxelRiku Like, did they even meet in the game? Wtf?! XD And CloudSora Kinda interesting but like whoa! LoL

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Larxene and Marluxia. Need I say more?

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

Um, not really? Maybe an overly clingy Kairi or something. I dunno... And just the hate of leveling up.

16. Favorite Partner in KH? (includes all current games)

Riku. Oh the sexiness.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

(nods head rapidly) Indubitably!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, just misunderstood. (and hot!!) wink

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Pink hair. Flowers. Flowers that are pink. The fact his name is freaking girly! (not that some names aren't questionable, like Lea and Isa...) I don't know. You tell me.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, I rather like her sometimes. I believe she's courageous, kind and patient.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine hands down. If I were to go with hetero pairings, it's the most logical. Especially looking at Sora and Kairi.

22. What's your theory on KH: Dream Drop Distance?

I have no idea. Well, we know it's got to do with the Mark of Mastery, but how it works remains to be seen.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No. Without it, how would you know half the crap going on in KH2, such as where half of Organization XIII went? Or what Riku and the King were doing? It also served as a temporary relief to fans while waiting for the second game. Though most fans now are pretty pissed with all these side games. I'm not. I love the story.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Why?

Aw! Really? Only one? Damn it! Well, um, er... Namine! Because she has control over Sora's memories and can tell me everything that's happened to him and everyone around him. =)

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Oh crap. That's hard. I think Riku is closer to my personality. I would've done a lot of things similar to what he did. Wanting to go beyond the islands. Giving in to darkness then regretting it then going off to protect my best friends. Yea. Something like that.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Er, um, it was more like a funny embarrassing. I was Sora for Halloween once and couldn't bring a weapon to school and my friend recorded me fighting with an umbrella. XD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Sora! I can't pull it off by no means though. -_-"

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

There are probably way funnier moments, but the first that came to my mind was Sora complaining to Shang in Land of Dragons and said "He slugged me!" I was like "Pfft! He said slugged!" I'm retarded...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? (includes all current games)

I'd say Sephiroth in the first game, but I could actually beat him without too much freaking trouble in the second. He just had hella life. Xaldin in KH2 on the bridge at Beast's Castle. I can't even count the number of times Mickey saved me and I still died... Also that big tank thing also on the Beast's bridge that Roxas fights in 358/2 Days.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Holy cow, the reaction commands! I went back and played the first game after a while and kept pressing triangle, which only calls your friends and was like 'wtf?'

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence Dunno why. He's informative?

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy! (heart)

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku. Love you Roxas, but... Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Again, sorry Roxas. I like Haley Joel Osment better than Jesse McCartney

35. Axel or Demyx?

Ok, that one's a bit harder. Uh, Axel, I guess. But still love Demyx!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi. Larxene takes bitch to a whole new level. I'm a bitch and can barely stand myself. XD

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Crap. This question is evil! Akuroku just cuz... Idk! Grr!!

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas Just can't see Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Seriously?! Zemyx, only cuz I already picked AkuRoku before...

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Why can't I say both? I believe in both! But I love my yaoi more than hentai (not that they have to have that relationship) so I go with SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream goes well after sea salt and vinegar chips. (my fave!) X3

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud! Sorry Leon, Cloud has a freaking bike!

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi Zack and Aerith belong together. Go play Crisis Core people. You will cry if you're a damn emotional sap like me. T.T Seriously, I finished the game while looking up something with my mom and cried like a baby right in front of her.

44. Simple and Clean(Hikari) or Sanctuary(Passion)?

Passion(Sanctuary in English) I love the after the battle version best.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Riku, Sora, Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Luxord(don't ask!), Xehanort(not the old guy! The hot one in the painting. So should I say Xemnas?), and Zack.I fell in love with him a long time ago though.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Technically, the whole game is a crossover within itself, but I'd laugh my arse off at a crossover between KH and Naruto! XD Who would win? Keyblade or Jutsu?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Oh snap. Too long. Brain overload! Um, Axel and Reno could be related as well as Cloud and Roxas. Um, Xion reminded me a bit of Yuffie. Haha, and Sora's hair reminds me of Tai's from Digimon, just not so big. And damn if Sora and Riku's relationship doesn't seem similar to Naruto and Sasuke's.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Played all that are available in America. Want to play the Final Mixes. Dream Drop Distance must get here NOW!!!!!!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KHII because of all the added features and the more developed and intricate storyline.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

I have no words to describe that. The story. The characters. The overall gameplay. The graphics. The delicious imagery it helps create in our perverse world of yaoi, yuri and hentai. (Er, not that that matters!). Dang, there's really nothing to dislike about it! The appeal to several age groups, platform, just... EVERYTHING!

A Scattered Dream

That's Like A Far-off Memory

A Far-off Memory

That's Like A Scattered Dream

I Wanna Line The Pieces Up

Yours And Mine

Faded Memories

Reconstructed Memories

And A Dream

A Dream Of You

In A World Without You

Walking This Road

Without You

To Remake

Forgotten Promises

And Meet You

At Road's End

If I Was In the World of Harry Potter...

House- Slytherin

Wand- Rosewood and dragon heartstring 9 2/3 inches

Favourite Subject- Ancient Runes and Potions

Least Favourite Subject- Muggle Studies and Divination

Favourite Professor- Snape

Least Favourite Professor- Trelawney

If I Was In the World of Naruto...

Village- Sand Village

Rank- Jounin

Occupation- Special Ops

Element- Fire

Favorite Jutsu- Fire Serpent

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
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I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY, TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my body.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I LAUGH A LOT, so I MUST have an EASY LIFE.

Alright! For those of you who actually read the profile I know I have lots to do. Thank you all!

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Marionette by terra hotaru reviews
I am the Puppeteer. You are the Puppet… no, you are my Marionette. And I will give you pleasure and experiences you have never experienced before. Dark AkuRoku. Lemon. Yaoi. Blood. Torture. Bondage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,272 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sticky Sheets by Fr333bird reviews
Merlin gets a little bit distracted making Arthur's bed. Contains explicit adult content and slash. Initially PWP but turned into a short story with some flangst along the way, happy ending guaranteed. Merlin/Arthur COMPLETE but may add outtakes
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The best chaser by flecksofpoppy reviews
Trowa and Heero share some new experiences after the war. NC-17. Heero/Trowa.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Heero Y., Trowa B. - Complete
Nose Milk by Sharmander reviews
Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Meet the Family by blu blade reviews
Somehow when Roxas said, "Meet my family," Axel wasn't expecting an overprotective older brother and his psycho husband, a bubbly twin prone to pouting, a silver-haired ex, 3 annoying teen girls who want him nude and a pop star with a crush! Three-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,617 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Baby Grand by Ki-chanForPresident reviews
What, do you think, is the most beautiful and melodious instrument in the world? Violin? Guitar? If you guessed piano then you were quite correct. If you thought pianos were beautiful, how does the sound of Axel and Roxas having sex on one sound to you?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by Digitallace reviews
When Ron gets a mysterious cold, Harry is forced to share a room with the twins...yeah, it's that kind of story. Warnings for Twincest and hot Harry corruption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Heart Under Siege by Rosa Angelicus reviews
A prince of a fallen kingdom and a slave of a cruel captor, Cloud now finds his heart is under siege by the man who captured him, the king of Radiant Garden, Leon. LeonCloud, RikuSora, AxelRoxas. YAOI OOC and some non-con, general dark themes and THIS IS ABOUT AS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE. LEAVE YOUR MODERN VIEWS AT THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN. THANK YOU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 239,822 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Radio Gaga by Link Worshiper reviews
Heero has fallen in love with radio DJ Duo Maxwell's voice. If only he could get over his shyness enough to do something about it. Maybe all he needs is a push in the right direction. Winner of the 07 1x2 fans Cubicle Love Contest.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
My Sun, My Moon, My Soul by vIoLeT bUtTeRfLy 90 reviews
Sora and Roxas are new in town.Riku and Axel know something isn't right about them.But what?Secrets long hidden come to haunt the twins and Riku and Axel are dragged along for the ride.SoRiku AkuRoku Cleon Zemyx Lemony goodness!COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,258 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living In Consequence by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
LONGEST ONESHOT IN HISTORY. ZekuDemuAkuRokuSoru. college!AU. smut-filled. .:. But Axel feels more at home and comfortable than he ever has, because in his heart, Axel knows that this is merely the beginning of a beautiful, lasting, multi relationship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Out of Control by Jelp reviews
Naruto knew he wasn't in control of the situation, but he was too enraptured in the moment to truly care. Sasuke/Naruto/Hinata threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Blood Brothers reviews
Kingdom Hearts vampire fic. Twin brothers Sora and Roxas should really know not to trust a corner treat. They follow her anyway and end it biting off more than they can chew: Epic adventures! AkuRoku RiSo Other minor couples. Mpreg More warnings inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sora, Roxas
Witches of Konoha reviews
AU: Naruto and Sasuke love Halloween. So when an old legend surfaces, they just have to check it out. They'll get more than they bargained for, as well as discover some things that may have never supposed to be brought into the open.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fornication is for Geeks reviews
Happy Demion Day! Ok, I'm a day late, but wuteva. An AU: Zexion is the smart, young, quiet college kid. Demyx is his knight in shining armor. But sometimes the knight needs help from his damsel to take down a common foe, as well as all their friends.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Immortal Hearts reviews
AkuRoku songfic! Slightly sad tone to it, pretty much just Roxas missing Axel. song is My Immortal by Evanescence. Er, I guess there's a teeny spoiler but it could possibly be overlooked. Just thought to warn anyway. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
An 'F' in Love reviews
An original Naruto. Naruto is in love with the straight-A ice prince of Konoha High School. With graduation looming near, will he be able to confess, or is he doomed to fail? All it takes is a black market drug to erase your worries and create new ones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How Naruto and Sasuke Decide Who's Top reviews
The title explains it rather well I think. Very random. Most likely less fighting than would actually occur. 2 parts!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chochan's Chat reviews
Boredom creates a talk show! Here's me interviewing Sasuke and Naruto. Warning: Load of nonsense from the very depths of my insane mind. - -"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fireworks Kiss reviews
Happy 2010 everyone! Here's to a new year. This is a fluffy fluff about L and Light on New Year's. Caution! I like L's real name, so if you don't know it and don't wish to, don't read this. The rest of you who know or just don't care, enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/1/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
6th Day Itachi and Sasuke: Team Effort
The 6th day of 12 'cests of Christmas! A three chap story. Itachi and Sasuke survive their clan's massacre and grow up to become amazing ANBU members. But will a particularly difficult mission bring about old memories and/or new feelings?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
5th Day Seimei and Ritsuka: Making Memories reviews
5th Day of 12 'cests of Christmas! Ritsuka has started an online diary. As he writes, a piece of the past comes up.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Seimei A., Ritsuka A.
4th Day Edward and Alphonse: Breaking Walls reviews
4th late Day of my 12 'cests of Christmas! Here's a piece of a new idea that I thought went well with what I'm doing now. Ed and Al have developed quite the relationship. Hope the neighbors don't mind a bit of noise!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
3rd Day Hikaru and Kaoru: Twins and Toys reviews
3rd day of 12 'cests of Christmas special! Hikaru and Kaoru have a relation that's a bit more than brotherly. What happens when Kaoru gives Hikaru and early Christmas present?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
2nd Day Ayame and Yuki: Sohma Claus reviews
2nd day of 12 'cests of Christmas! Yuki and Ayame never have had the best relationship. But when the always meddling Shigure sends Yuki to work in Ayame's shop, anything can happen.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
1st Day: Crimson Snow reviews
First day of my 12 'cests of Christmas! Inu-Yasha goes off to train, but Sesshomaru has other plans for him. WARNING! There is blood and RAPE in this story!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Living Legacy: A Cloud and Zack Story reviews
Cloud wants Zack back no matter what. I recently finished playing Crisis Core for the PSP. This story will contain spoilers for those who haven't played. You've been warned. ABANDONED! Up for adoption.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Mercenaries of Darkness
Organization XIII with me and my friends as members! However, it's not like the game Organization. We're good guys! Sorta... non-yaoi for once! Purely for the entertainment of my friends who wanted a KH story with us in it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Published: 12/1/2009
Needle in a Haystack reviews
An original. Rickie has a new stepfather, a new family, and a new life. It isn't so bad when he meets his cousin, Erin. Their relationship is a bit more than cousinly but how will that fair when Rickie finds out about his new family's secret.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
Doppelganger Love reviews
PWP What is poor Naruto to do while his lover is away on a long-term mission? The clones would like to play...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Stars Are The Limit: Shinn and Ray Oneshot reviews
Shinn is having nightmares again. Thank goodness his friend Rey is there to comfort him. But is Rey really just a friend? A random oneshot I did one day when I was bored in class. Slight spoiler if you haven't watched it and want to.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shinn A., Rey Z. B. - Complete