Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth
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Joined 04-30-07, id: 1268049, Profile Updated: 05-29-10
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Alex Rider.

Holy crap holy crap holy crap. I have not updated my profile OR posted a chappie since 2008. That's bad, even for me. So now I'm going to change that... but first I have to decide whether or not to leave the two fics up that are there.I was 12 when I wrote them, and I don't really feel comfortable with how much they suck. And my profile will be revamped soon... this is temporary =D

Name: You wish. Call me Sabie, or Sabse.

Age: 2365

Occupation: Jedi Knight

Address: Somewhere in Middle Earth!

I have an unhealthy obsesssion with a certain soon-to-be Dark Lord. Yeah, that would be Tom Riddle. It disturbs me at times, but I can't help it! If anyone can point me towards some good fics centered around TMR, I would love that person forever.

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter, LotR, Eragon, Inkheart... the list could go on forever.

Movies: LotR, Star Wars, PotC

Music: White Stripes, Beatles, Black Sabbath.

I'm a nerd. I get good grades in school, and laugh at the "preps" that think they rule the school but will end up pumping gas or saying: "would you like fries with that?" for the rest of their lives. Band is fun, and so are my friends. Fun and crazy. Bonkers. Weird.

My opinions on some random things...

The Alex Rider Fandom: An incredible fandom, with so much to offer in the way of plots. Unfortunately, so many authors fall into the Sue-trap in this fandom. I'm actually part of a rating system for AR fics, and we (being Neptunian Diamond, JK Mafia, Amitai, Scorpia701 and many others) are rating fics and sorting out the good from the bad. If you're an AR fan, and looking for a good read, check it out. Here's the link:

On a sidenote, I'm currently planning an insanely long novel-like fic for the Alex Rider section, and looking for someone that speaks either Spanish or French. If interested in reading over my language mistakes and correcting them, pm me.

Mary Sues: They're fine to write in your spare time because they're fun to write and don't require much thought. But PLEASE, PLEASE, don't torture us poor innocent fanfic readers with them.

HP Books: They ROCK ROCK ROCK!! If you couldn't tell, I'm a HP fan. Then again, if you couldn't tell, I'm suprised you can read.

Fanfics:

Recon mission? NOT!: Main characters: Jaina Solo, Corran Horn, Mara Jade Skywalker, OC bad guys (many more, but that would give the plot away!

Timeline: After Exile (LotF) on temporary hiatus

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The Reason I didn't update - Part I: Incapable Imperial by MsLanna reviews
Shameless Star Wars self-insert. Mellanna gets thrown into the GFFA and has to deal with the TTT on the Imperial side. Since she is not cut out for either the military or the manipulative guy in blue, saving everybody from the future she knows (NJO) is not easy. But fun. At least for the reader. Cameos by: probably everybody
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 204 - Words: 323,108 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Thrawn - Complete
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Challenge by vampassassin reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Triple Threat by Steph Malfoy reviews
Alex Rider. Wolf. Yassen Gregorovich. Three powerful men. Now they've been brought together to create the unstoppable. Operation Triple Threat is about to begin. [Review!] UPDATED!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
I Am Me by Christy Tortland reviews
Elena Skywalker is the daughter of Anakin Skywalker, now Darth Vader. After he finds her, she must decide whether to join the Sith, or help redeem her father, standing by her triplet brother & sister, Luke & Leia, as a Jedi. AU Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,747 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Darth Vader, Mara Jade - Complete
Findings by Clodilla reviews
An in-game KOTOR fanfic centering around an LS female Revan, her good relations with a certain Republic pilot, and her dislike for Jedi Padawan Bastila. I write for myself, so updates are inevitable, but reviews are always appreciated! UPDATED!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004
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Of Raising Kids and Killing Terrorists reviews
We all know Alex lived with Ian as a kid. But we never actually see his early childhood in the books. How does Ian deal with the situation, an does he really not care? A story starting from the time Alex is two months old.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Recon mission? NOT! reviews
Jaina Solo gets sent on a recon mission and discovers much more there than she ever could've imagined. Packed with Sith, fighting and kitchen duty.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
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