Irrational Pi
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Joined 04-30-07, id: 1268110, Profile Updated: 01-19-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Location: Closer to three than to four.

Quote of the Day: "And two hard-boiled eggs."

Picture: In celebration of finishing chapter 6, I give you - Choukoumei!

Favorite Anime: Slayers, Record of Lodoss War, Escaflowne, Nadesico

Favorite Manga: Angel Densetsu, School Rumble, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece

Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert Jordan, Terry Pratchett


Writing Status

Updated: 1/19/2008

I'm alive! It's been over four months since my last update. Real life intruded badly on my writing time. I am revving back up and should have another chapter out... a month, maybe?

Additionally, I have a lot of catching up to do with reading my favorite stories as well as responding to the new reviews. :)

A Different Voice

posted 6/8/2007

Chapter 1: Panic! A New Team and an Old Voice!
posted 6/13/2007

Chapter 2: Ambush! The Journey to Wave Country!
posted 6/20/2007

Chapter 3: Explode! Battle on the Bridge of Dreams!
posted 6/27/2007

Interlude 1: The Stranger
posted 6/27/2007

Chapter 4: Pressure! The Chuunin Exams Begin!
posted 7/13/2007

Chapter 5: Black Magic? Failure in the Forest of Death!
posted 7/23/2007

Chapter 6: Shock! Rebirth of the Dragon Slave!
posted 8/31/2007

Chapter 7: Crash! Collision with Sand and Sound!
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Chapter 8: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 9: (title undetermined)
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Interlude 2: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 10: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 11: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 12: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 13: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 14: (title undetermined)
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Chapter 15: (title unrevealed)
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Future Stories

The Date (working title) – Sasuke has returned to Konoha and agrees to go on a date with Sakura. But Naruto is not about to let things go smoothly. Gathering his trusty companions – Lee and Ino – he sets out to destroy Sakura’s romantic evening. Oneshot. Humor/Parody. Pairings: anti-Sasuke/Sakura.

A Step Back – Kakashi never slacked off on his training and develops his Mangekyou Sharingan earlier than in the original story. When Uchiha Itachi comes to Konoha in search of Naruto, Kakashi’s untested Sharingan barely protects him from Itachi’s Tsukuyomi. Kakashi catches up with the Akatsuki pair just as they find Naruto at an inn. Magekyou Sharingan meets Magekyou Sharingan for the first time and the jutsu are reflected, causing space to warp around Naruto and Kakashi. The two Leaf ninja find themselves 40 years in the past. Kakashi must master his Sharingan to return them to their proper time before Naruto causes too many problems. And a certain young blonde kunoichi takes an instant liking to Naruto. General/Humor. Pairings: Naruto/Tsunade? (O_o).


Pi’s irrational countdown of top 5 villains: (where did this come from?)

5) The Kyuubi from Naruto (fair enough)
4) Queen Kayou from My Name is Zushio (that’s only here because you like Zushio, isn’t it?)
3) Dakki from Houshin Engi (wait… but… the manga…)
2) Shippo from Inuyasha (he’s not a villain!)
1) The Big Cheese from Samurai Pizza Cats (and why are they all foxes?!)


The Dark Future of Naruto Fanfiction
(you know it's going to happen so brace yourself now)

1) When Madara is revealed to be the most handsome Uchiha ever seen, a gazillion Madara/Sakura fanfics will suddenly appear.

a) if Madara is also revealed to be Obito then several gazillion Madara/Kakashi fanfics will be posted.

2) When Sasuke returns to Team Seven...

a) and he hugs Sakura, a gazillion more Sasuke/Sakura fanfics will be written.

b) and he smiles at Naruto, a gazillion new Sasuke/Naruto fanfics will be created.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14815 - Favs: 20,513 - Follows: 17,985 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love at First Bite by ToastedPine reviews
[Not a vampire story] Ranma follows his stomach to develop the art, and it leads him to the kitchen of one Kasumi Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi
Bittersweet Sixteen by Astra M reviews
Ino is stuck in a romantic rut and Sakura's determined to help her... unfortunately her cure may prove worse than the disease. A Shikamaru x Ino x Naruto x Sakura quadrangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,612 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Broken Promises by NeoQueenSerenity1985 reviews
“Promise me Naruto that if you don't get me to fall in love with you before he comes back everything ends. No feelings hurt, no attachments...nothing.” A promise...broken, when they failed to comply with their term to end their affair when he returned. NX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ribbon by Miss Soupy reviews
Little Naruto and little Sakura meet one day and Naruto receives a precious gift. Now watch how their relationship changes as years goes by. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
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A Different Voice reviews
What if Sakura's inner voice wasn't what she thought it was? Is Konoha ready for the rebirth of the beautiful genius sorceress? [AU, Slayers xover]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,375 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Childhood Remembrances reviews
The story of when Ino, Sakura, and Naruto first met. [AU? OOC? You decide.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete