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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

ThePepperSheep


ThPepperSheep [th'ee pep-er sheep]: noun : Just a girl who loves all things Akatsuki.

I will try to review all the stories I read (who doesn't like a review?). Currently, I stick to Naruto fanfiction (I'm sad to say my Harry Potter obsession has sort of died) and mostly read Itachi fanfics. I also don't mind reading fics about any of the other Uchiha's, the Akatsuki or the previous generation in the Narutoverse.

Somethings I like...

Tae kwon do, reading, biking, swimming, cooking, gardening, making up stories, watching my dog sleep

Somethings I hate...

Homework, being bored, not finding good books at Barnes and Noble, the number 6...

All Time Favorite Characters

(Evil and Good) Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Shisui, Chibi!Uchiha Sasuke (the older one is just a prick)

Jin, Mugen and Fuu

Makato (The Girl Who Leapt Through Time)

ANY of Hayao Miyazaki's characters

The Sannin

The Marauders

Alucard and Integra

All the Akatsuki members (except Hebi - they are nothing but cheap knock-offs)

ALL the Avatar characters (I loved every one of their characters)

About Books

I enjoy mystery, fantasy and fiction and will read almost anything as long as it has a good plot.

Anime/Movies:


ANYTHING by Hayao Miyazaki

Samurai Champloo (my new fav!)

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (a simple plot done beautifully)

Naruto

Sword of the Stranger (epic. just epic.)

Teen Titans

(Old) Spongebob (kids these days just don't know quality cartoons)

Full Metal Alchemist

Moribito

Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate (I wish there were more episodes!)

Sasameki Koto

Favorite Quotes

Spongbob boss: Hurry up. What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here.
SpongeBob worker: NO. PLEASE. I HAVE THREE KIDS.

~Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam Returns

By three methods we may learn wisdom:

First, by reflection, which is noblest;

Second, by imitation, which is easiest;

And third by experience, which is the bitterest.

~Confucius

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,142 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Optivus by P.P.V.V reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,072 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Video Splurge by rotterdam reviews
Remus shows everyone a box of videos he found with footage of James, Sirius, Lily, Peter etc, so they sit down and watch them all. Secrets from Sirius' past are revealed to Harry, Ron, Hermione etc... I don't know what will come up yet though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Metal Militia by LazyNinja reviews
Prequel to HMR \m/ Itachi Uchiha, a boy with a mission: become the greatest rock star in the world. His weapon: a Gibson Les Paul. Of course, becoming a rock star doesn't work on your own. "A new dawn in our lives. We are Akatsuki, the new dawn in Metal."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,765 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
For You, Niisan by nonino reviews
So what if Sasuke was the eldest son instead of Itachi? Same history, same people...with a slight difference. Brotherly-Love, plz! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Strictly Forbidden by LadyLush reviews
Twenty two year old James Potter left the fame and fortune of quidditch to be hogwarts's transfiguration professor for the year. will it be just work or will a certain redheaded professor Evans make the year a lot more interesting. Read n review plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,100 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Haze by Kalliel reviews
Itachi's first night in ANBU. He's lying prone on the table, arms splayed out like those of a corpse, but he does not move. That's the first thing they tell you--don't. So Itachi doesn't. Because this is ANBU, and it does not matter who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Distinct Discomfort by nooziewoozie reviews
Itachi didn’t know whether to curse or bless the DNA that had given him the second-best Sharingan in the Uchiha clan and the photographic memory that came with it. Because, really, hot damn. --Why Sasuke is such a bully in 'Of Marriage and Diplomacy'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Itachi U., Kushina U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What Dark Eyes You Have by pippa swan reviews
I can't hear your heart, I can't see your soul, who are you?" A little AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Superhero by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You don't have to live in castles or be a child - your superhero will always try to save you, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Assassins and Catwalks by Musiqua reviews
In which Itachi and Deidara must disguise themselves as 'Chichi' the Model and 'Dara' the Designer to take part in a fashion show. Why? To assassinate their victim. Humiliation, crazy fangirls, and the death of Itachi's dignity ensues---Sorry On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Fevre Dream by Kalliel reviews
His body arches, and his legs skim down the length of Madara's underbelly, pelvis. Itachi's foot, sandal gone, squirms fishlike against Madara's cock, as Itachi starts to drown drown drown in air. Madara/Itachi, pre-series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Your Black Heart by Mooncheese reviews
Sirius Black. Hated by some, adored by others. He's insubordinate, rude, legendary for never saying sorry, and with memories of a home life that still haunt him to this day. Stear clear of him, but even if you do, I can't guarantee he'll leave you alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,080 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sirius B.
Echo by Joak Drysso reviews
Being the story of the founding of Konoha, of its first and most infamous traitor, and of the day he ate fist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Irai by Sandylee007 reviews
A little Sasuke brings a bedridden Itachi an adorable, tiny birthday present. Years later it’s put to a good use. A member of my ‘The One Thing You Want’ –wave. A SHORT ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
What to do when Fatherhood is Imminent by SkywardShadow reviews
-"When Uchiha Fugaku was told that he would soon be a father, he ran from the house with little intention of ever coming back." Oneshot. T to be safe. Some FugaMiko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Delusion by The Scrawler reviews
Because Itachi was everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U.
The Devil's Angel by PureWaterLily reviews
"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Against Themselves Conspire by teneraestnox reviews
AU, Sasuke must cope with his parents death. Itachi is not much of a help. ItaSasu, M for nature of the couple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Quality Time by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Because spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Water Out of Sunlight by Helike reviews
A longer collection of short stories and drabbles about Shisui Uchiha who is propbably the most mysterious character in the series. Some other characters might be mentioned. Fourth story added: "Reflections on the Water". Shisui, Itachi. Complete as I've drifted away from the fandom way too far.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tradition by Florentine Quill reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have an unspoken tradition. AU Oneshot, nice Itachi. Based off of Xment2bursX's Skimming over the 'Why'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence by Sholay reviews
Itachi had watched Sasuke since he was a child. With bland, insipid eyes Itachi saw his brother grow, flourish and thrive on the hatred he had planted. He knew he'd destroyed Sasuke’s innocence and, in so doing, destroyed himself. Chapter402 Psychological
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Requiem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Before the Mist by xxUchihacest reviews
Itachi-centric Oneshot The rain brings back memories of the bond Itachi had tried to sever. Takes place just as Itachi becomes a member of Akatuski.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Façade by Rhaella reviews
Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth and Illusion by SapphireCuatro reviews
We all know that Uchiha Itachi is a feared S-rank criminal and an Akatsuki member. We know he killed his entire clan. But how did he fall so far? Who is the real Itachi---the cold-blooded killer or the kindly prodigy? Itachi tells his story. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Itachi U.
Suicide Note by Cinnamon Sweets reviews
...A storm is brewing. Itachi paused. "That sounded quite deep." Kakuzu nodded. "It was a very Itachi-like thing to say." "I might write that down." Itachi blinked, thinking for a second. "I'm sure I could say it sometime in the near future." Yaoi-bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
MADARA: Master of Middle Management by the knave of hearts reviews
In which Uchiha Madara, armed with his trusty personal assistant, attempts to save his position as the head of Konoha Corporation's middle management. AU, CRACK, and vague Uchihacest. PART TWO OF TWO UP! COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
AfterEffects by Arishandera reviews
Without inhibitions, and temporarily abandoning that careful control he was known for. It is a precious and rare moment of vulnerability. Even when drunk, Uchiha Itachi remained an enigma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
That night by ironstatic reviews
On that night. People had died. A clan was destroyed. And one man weeps for all that was lost. Uchiha Itachi's thoughts as his clan was massacred
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Uchiha Meeting awesome style! by Imaru Mi Amore reviews
A more cool version of Sasuke and Itachi meeting after the massacre! Contains Spoilers and Wierdness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Dust by saxgirl42 reviews
Something was changing ... Sasuke reflects on his relationship with Itachi when their lives fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Satis by Kalliel reviews
On the first day of rain, Madara turns infinity again. Three moments in the Valley of the End, wherein Madara asserts that indeed, he is superior to all. But is this enough? Co-starring Izuna, Deidara, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto's secret technique by starfirej23 reviews
Pein gets Itachi to steal naruto's special secret technique.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Luminous by HeiLong reviews
Like his Sharingan against the backdrop of the darkness. Like the stars in the night sky. He would shine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow in the Darkness by touchtheskies reviews
Uchiha Itachi, reduced to a mere shadow of his former self- listless, pale, tired- in bed. And then there's the light of his bed-ridden life; the smile-bringer of his day, Uchiha Sasuke, his little brother. Yes indeed, sickness is a b*tch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Strength by kawaiiitahina123 reviews
Itachi talks to Sasuke about what it means to be "strong".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Swingset by jaderaid reviews
Brotherly love oneshot. “Where are we going?” “To the Academy, of course.” Single-mindedly, Sasuke kept pulling his brother along, shoes crunching on the gravel path. “I can practice there now since I’m a student!”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hollow Men by MonsterBrat reviews
Sasuke saves his brother and himself and tries to go home with the winnings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Strike the Center by Tier Opasvmi reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a training session in the woods. Short and sweet, R/R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
James Potter: The Mastermind by DobbyRoxMySox reviews
James loves Lily. Lily hates James. And so James begins his pursuit of Lily through a series of brilliant schemes which incedentally don't go quite as planned. However somewhere along the path of rejection and destruction things heat up between the two...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,980 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Forever Your Brother, Sincerely Itachi by YukiSkye reviews
Even in his last dying moments, Itachi is still and will always be Sasuke's big brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Discomfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, he wasn't fooling anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rising to The Fall by Samurai101 reviews
He was the best, the brightest, the strongest. He pulled me up, but he forgot to drag me back down.::Kisame's POV::.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sunlight On a Broken Column by Dayadhvam reviews
It is just another ordinary day, and all is well. Or: Itachi, before the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Catastrophy of the Lost Coffee Maker by kiniro no hana reviews
Kakuzu sold the coffee maker, Kisame wants bigger sharks, someones eaten Itachi's dango, Konan's PMS-ing, Tobi has terrible luck and there is no coffee. May God have pity on their tortured souls.Rated T for language, excessive and unnecessary viloence etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Unfinished by Gaby Black reviews
No one would ever know who Regulus Black really was, maybe not even himself. A Regulus Black character sketch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Regulus B. - Complete
And They All Fall Down by Ikabi reviews
Short stories that explores some of the darker aspects of ninja life. Mainly featured the Uchiha Clan, but ended up branching out. #5: Sai doesn't really understand what it means to be human.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Kingpin by Ninjagrrl reviews
Itachi centric oneshot set on the massacre night, mildly delirious Fugaku POV. Spoilers for latest manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Last Week by Thorn In Your Side reviews
SEQUEL to 'One Week'. The week preceding Shisui's death. Heh, I sound so official...oh crap I just ruined it. T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Sexism in the Order! El gaspo! by nsisdazl reviews
It's 1979 and sexism is thriving in the Order. It's up to Lily to knock some sense into some sexist boys, find an important secret out of a boring ordinary book, and change the Order, for the better, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Lily Evans P.
The Trials of Uchiha Itachi by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
A series of on-going one shots centered on Uchiha Itachi, because it is a pity he died, he would have made an excellent good guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Decisions by Happiness's Deceit reviews
SPOILERS up to chapter 401. When Itachi was four, his only memories were of black blood and the taste of iron in his mouth. As he grew, the taste haunted him, and the only thing that could chase it away was his little brother's smile. Itachi Timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stolen Facts about Itachi Uchiha by xxMitsuko6xx reviews
Not mine, again ...-sighs-... but still it's funny so I want to post it, again, this is from naruto central.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Totally Hawt Potter Love by GhostOfBambi reviews
Parody fic: Lily is a tortured soul, hiding behind a mask of ANGST! James is the Hogwarts school player. Sirius is giddy, Peter's not there, and Remus likes to read! Find out more in this thrilling tale! Again, it's a PARODY! Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Meetings of Fate by Orodruin reviews
It was through some cruel twist of fate that they met for the first time. Sometimes he wonders if he had always been mad, or if that was where his decent to insanity began. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
End in Sight by Lutralutra reviews
They were both blinded by self-deception, but they could still see the end. Kisame/Itachi partnership.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Brothers will ALWAYS be Uchiha Brothers by DropDownSasuke reviews
What if Itachi never killed the clan? What if Itachi had red heart boxers? What would Sasuke do with them? Click to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
With a Side of Alfredo by oneperfectfit reviews
Itachi, who was not wearing an apron, was hunched over the stove, wondering why the hell the cream and butter for his alfredo sauce were separated, because goddamit, it was supposed to be thickening. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame by Juuhei reviews
Blue. That's the color he saw. All. The. Time. Sometimes you want to get a kunai and slice the hell out of the damn mirror. This is plain and simply Kisame's story, some flashbackish stuff, as well. Warnings for swearing and some angst. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Ruler and the String by knightchaser reviews
Oneshot. Perhaps the real danger of being the only girl on a team with three guys isn’t hormones, but being mistaken as “one of the guys”.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Malicious Gesture by Sleeper1519 reviews
A one-shot on Itachi's reason for tapping Sasuke's forehead all the time. Spoilers for manga chapters 380 onwards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turning the Gears by Heliotropic reviews
genfic Itachi practices and Kisame watches and wonders about his partner's brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Order of Dominance by i Mel-chan i reviews
[Spoilers for Ch.367] Boys are stronger than girls... or is it the other way around?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
Wrong Kind of Hero by Curiosity reviews
An unlikely friendship between two children upsets tradition at Hogwarts, Severus falls in love, and Lily has choices to make. Eventual AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summertime by RoseDemocracy05 reviews
From Deathly Hallows. In the lazy days of summer, friendship blooms and withers, and memories linger forever. A fic about the lives of Severus Snape and Lily Evans, particulary the many summers they spent together in Spinner's End.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Last Laugh by kaleidoscope heart reviews
I know why Sirius laughed, all those years ago, and I know now that I’m going to laugh too. Lupin's thoughts at the end. oneshot DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 8/16/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
One Year by N16 reviews
Remus Lupin knows that it's only a matter of time before his secret is found out and he's thrown out of Hogwarts. His only goal is to make it one year. One year of classes, friendships, and normality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,069 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Some Things Run Too Deep by Joywriter reviews
Voldemort spares Lily. A story of the reconciliation of Lily and Snape and the eventual downfall of Voldemort. Rated for sexual themes and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Enough by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Alternate Universe. Itachi died on a mission before Sasuke could remember. As a result, Sasuke was raised in Itachi's place. But he can't help but feeling that he's not good enough to fill the hole in their family that Itachi's left behind. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Friend by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Pre massacre. Sasuke has a new friend over. Itachi doesn't like him. Itachi really doesn't like him. Itachi knows he'll be a bad friend. What does he do to remedy this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beautiful Liar by strawberry.ragdoll reviews
[SnapexLily] SPOILERS There's a backstory for everything... What people don't know is how deep it goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Christmas Wish by Lilysdementor reviews
One shot. Little Harry Potter writes a letter to Santa Claus. Will his wish come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
In Her Eyes by Miss Albus Severus reviews
READ POST DH! A one shot fic about Severus and Lily.. Sev almost reveals how he feels about Lily, but a distraction arrives and Sev comes to a realisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Think I Knew by lady-kyo reviews
SSxLE oneshot, SS visiting LE's grave. Mostly AU, somewhat HBP and DH compliant. Sad little story with SS visiting LE's grave the night before his birthday after a discussion with AD. SS needs closure that only a pensieve from AD and LE can give him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swings by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
HPDH Spoilers... Severus Snape goes back to a time more simple, were there is no Voldemort, just him, her, and some swings. This is his heaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Snape's Coda by Michmak reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The White Carnation by Juugo reviews
All he can remember is that white carnation. But he can't remember why it's so important. [Itachi Sasuke brotherly oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Summer by toonmili reviews
After everyone saw his greying underpants. Severus Snape decides to get a summer job to buy somew new pairs. One day, while off on lunch he runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Like His Brother by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
The tall, black haired man gave no evidence that he felt the storm.' A storm, a long locked room, and memories help a young man come to a decision. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Mute by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Itachi attacks a member of his team. Kakashi wants to know why, and as a result understands the brothers more than they know themselves. Premassacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Two Brothers by BlueSea14 reviews
An improbable encounter between Sirius and Regulus Black. Told from Regulus' POV. 'You know as well as I do that Mother already sent an acceptance letter...I don't have a choice, Sirius.' OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Stitches by honeysyrup reviews
Itachi was a man of curious habit. Itachi & Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Words by Runespoor reviews
Five glimpses on Itachi. 'Itachi doesn't lie.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Normal is THAT? by same.blue.sky reviews
The secret thoughts of Sirius, Regulus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Andromeda. Not at all what anybody would call sane. In their defense, they turned out pretty well for people whose parents are also cousins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Wither by Insomniac Owl reviews
For Sasuke, that tiny bird was Hope. Maybe it was better to let him have it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Phone Call by JessWithNails reviews
Naruto has had enough of Uchiha Itachi going after him, and decides to give Itachi a piece of his mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
My life by Prequietus reviews
Oneshot. Itachi as a kid
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Metro by Insomniac Owl reviews
He bought a subway ticket, and now it feels as if the world is waiting. [AU Sasuke centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Drowning Is Like This by shoutgraffiti reviews
If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Desert's Guardian by chrissie reviews
Kisame, Itachi. This is their partnership.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
In My Brother's Shadow by theturtlemoves reviews
Regulus Black considers his big brother, and why he no longer wants to be just like him. ONESHOT please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cityscape Asleep by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Gift!fic for tanni insento on lj. [AU] The city is dreaming, wirelessly, and Deidara has plans to wake it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Itachi and Kisame's terrible experiance by Smurfy20 reviews
Itachi and Kisame are running from ninjas and need to hide. they enter a building, nothing unusual.But why did they go to the room with the pregnant woman in it? just a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Paper by Insomniac Owl reviews
Naruto was at the park when he saw him, a boy of paper, with eyes just as lifeless.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Brother Love & Bedroom Doors by Blacks Bitch reviews
I never thought Sirius'bad childhood could be so funny for his adoring fans...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathroom Rights by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke has to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. The only problem is, it's already occupied. And Itachi intends to take his time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monsters by Insomniac Owl reviews
He knew monsters existed. He saw one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
My lucky fuzzyontheinside crimson Jweater by MissMarauder5 reviews
I think I’m going to cry. I really am. My jacket is gone. A horrible tumbling whirl of doom has breathed its slimy way into my very soul. SOUL I TELL YOU.. SOUL! James POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Yoyo Effect by MonsterBrat reviews
[Totally and utterly gen!] Orochimaru and the one that got away.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Itachi U. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Early Bird Gets What? by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi gets up every morning to try and make himself more attractive than he already is. Kisame thinks that this is vanity. Itachi has other reasons...Onesided KisaIta YOAI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Itachi U.
Opening Her Arms by Finnigan Geist reviews
Uchiha Mikoto reminisces before she dies. Further proof that all Uchiha are made of angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Like a Child by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
This is what you have made yourself, this is what you have become. SasuOro [sort of], oneshot, darkfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Got Your Nose! no Jutsu by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Happy Birthday Sasuke! In an attempt to rid himself of his pesky little brother for afternoon, Itachi shows Sasuke a little trick as an early birthday present.... [CuteCreepy]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chase by MonsterBrat reviews
Itachi studies and his father tries to teach. About expectations, abilities, and their respective limits.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Of all that exists, only I by Minnionette reviews
Itachi hears the whispers of his fate. Oneshot. Spoilers for chap. 257. Not so much guilty at stealing cookies as it is being caught with the hand in the cookie jar. Not so much angst as it is philosophy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Meridian by Narilsa reviews
Success is defeat. Itachi and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2005
Itachi's Kitten by Koholos reviews
Itachi finds a cat and remembers parts of his past, including that fateful night. An attempt at profiling Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
Autumn by Gigabomb reviews
The second in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Itachi at the Uchiha estate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Of Mornings and Sons by Icarusy reviews
Because even Itachi needs to be human sometimes, and she reminds him more than he wants to be. [Two oneshotsdrabbles]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Renaissance by Pickled Death reviews
Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2004
Sweet Waters by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers up to ch. 225. Itachi, his best friend, and a riverbank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Uchiha Itachi by kappamaki reviews
Itachi and Kisame go through a day of grocery shopping and information gathering.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The OOC Adventures of Kisame and Itachi by OMGtheNinjas reviews
Kisame and Itachi get a lame assignment to visit Orochimaru's theme park and decide to make the most of it. Now with Sound Love and Part V. Sasuke suffers the humilation of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Play Me a Song, Piano Man reviews
Madara, Itachi and a piano. Itachi still has a lot to learn. Their student-teacher relationship, in a different universe.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sensei Blues reviews
Though Madara granted him his life and agreed to be his mentor, Itachi sometimes wished the ancient shinobi had just killed him and spared him all this trouble... A look into the apprenticeship between Madara and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Itachi U., Madara U.
What He Saw reviews
AU - People live with what they believe is true, and they call it reality… but someone’s reality may all be mirage. Shisui learns how wrong someone’s reality could be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Before Sundown reviews
Madara realises immortality is just a word, not reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Like Water reviews
Destiny is formless and shapeless, Neji. Like water.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
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