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Joined 04-30-07, id: 1268425, Profile Updated: 12-08-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.

Hey, my name's Alisha! I'm a pretty avid writer, not that my stories or updates actually show it. I'm slow and forgetful, but I'm sure these stories will have an ending somewhere in the near century... or next.

I mostly write Naruto, but I have a few Harry Potter and Ouran High School Host Club stories hiding within the pages of my many ratty notebooks. And I mean many. No lie. There must be a stack of them sitting on my coffee table. They kinda stare at me late at night, hoping to be picked up and glanced through. Poor things...

Anyways, I DEEPLY apologize to any and all of the people who have read/are reading/are waiting for my stories. They're coming, just slowly. Like, slower than a typical young adult trying to get out of bed at 7 A.M. for class. I hate giving excuses, so I won't give one. Excuses annoy me. I guess all I can do is continue to apologize like a fool and hope for the best.

I'm currently transferring Cherry Blossom Hell from it's ratty little notebook to my computer so I can get it updated. I'm going to be re-writing it as I go along, so expect the first few chapters that were uploaded to be deleted and re-uploaded in turn. I'm way too OCD about my stories to leave them in the crappy state that they are in. As the saying goes, age makes one wiser.

Never Turning back is in my head, so I have to dig it out of those files to type it up. Always a good time! Expect NTB to upload slow, as usual. But HOPEFULLY, once I get the next chapter up, it won't be as slow as a year in-between.

Thanks to all my lovely readers, new and old, for reading my stories. I appreciate it more than you know

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Shifting Views by MsBarrows reviews
Thor asks the Avengers to keep an eye on Loki while Asgard goes to war against the chitauri who recently tried to remove him from prison there. Tony Stark finds himself holding the leash of a shapechanged Loki. Neither of them are happy about the situation. (Slow build, UST)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,833 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 391,691 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 203,974 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Shadows of the Past by ReelTreble reviews
AU; sequel to Unbreakable Bonds. As the company of Thorin Oakenshield sets off on their perilous journey to reclaim Erebor; Kili is harboring a dark secret from his family and friends, creating a rift between him and Fili. While Thorin's obsession to reclaim his homeland may make him lose what his holds most dear. Shadows of the past are not easily forgotten and they're closing in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,325 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Sore Must Be the Storm by shinigami714 reviews
"He was tired of hoping. Tired of wishing. So he really should just stop. Give up and accept that he was unwanted. And yet…", Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,920 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Fili, Kili] [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Birthright by tea-is-liquid-wisdom reviews
Nate Walker is back, and now he's only after one thing: Spencer. Can the team protect the genius, or will they fail a second time? Sequel to "Born to Die".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - S. Reid, OC
Blood and Bones by Bluestarshine reviews
Kíli felt cold as the waves rushed over his body - The familiar feeling of despair returned to Fíli, only moments after it had vanished. It sunk into his bones, but it was worse this time. This was the kind of despair that was shattering, the kind that could break a heart as strong as Fíli's.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,929 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Welcome to Camp Konoha by ohscrewthename reviews
When Sakura is mistakenly placed in an all male camp, she expects nothing but pot, porn, and pranks to run rampant. Little does she know that a sickening purpose is brewing...and she's at the very core of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Resilience by Hikaru-neko reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION - AU SLASH When sweet little Harry Potter was 7 years old he was rescued by the Muggle Social Services because Vernon let something slip. Now he lives in Japan with adopted parents. A Hogwarts Letter came... But now what happens? HP/DM Will become an M!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by YouMayThinkImADreamer reviews
"D-didn't anyone tell you? Konoha Academy has a uniform policy for class hours." This time Sakura actually face palmed.She didn't know it at the time but uniforms would be the least of her problems. AkatsukixSakura, with other ships. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,774 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shades of Gray by InsaneHime reviews
Naruto is about to be banished from the Leaf when Sakura decides to take matters into her own hands. She takes his place and discovers that life is not as black and white as she had once believed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fight of the Ed by squeaken1 reviews
It's the Eds first day of school. Edd and May are dateing, and Eddy has a knew plan on how to get some attention. Edd doesn't want any part in it. Edd then, out of the blue, changes into a new person. How will Eddy scam without Edd?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Midday School Hour by Nata Yoh reviews
Yullen Every student in Black High could hear the soft wimpers of Allen Walker and the deep grunts of Yuu Kanda. Oh how their poor minds run. R/R Yullen! Oneshots stories! Currently being revised!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Labels by peachandbetty reviews
She had only heard of him, never seen him; Uchiha Itachi, genius, brother and Konoha's hospital's most elusive patient. But after being able to put a face to the name, one label replaced all others: Closet tease. ItaSaku, min SasuSaku, M for future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Engagement Games by RougeRosette reviews
-Hiatus-ItaSaku AU. Sakura is selected to be one of Itachi's fiancee candidates. Itachi's father has prepared a selection to select one from five girls to be Itachi's fiancee. Will she win the competition?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,473 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Pushed too Far by UchihaSakura-always reviews
[Sequelish to Hostage] The girls of Konoha can only be pushed so far before they snap. When these girls do, they leave the village to join a familiar organization. ItaSaku DeiHina other crack pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
By Necessity by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
KakaSaku Lemon: Top secret S class mission, check! Spunky pink haired girl? Double check! A marriage to her sensei so they can spend five nights undercover at a resort? Maybe someone should have thought this through....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Fitting In by Beautifulx-Tears reviews
After moving around for most of her life, Sakura is now facing the most challenge yet: English High School! Can she survive without falling into the wrong crowd? And What Happens When she falls for the most dangerous guy in her year? GaaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Shining Sovereignty by SilverFoxes-BlackWolves reviews
AU Sakura is the middle princess of the Lite kingdom. At the urging of her family, she decides to look for a groom, and her parents invite three princes and one king from the three neighboring kingdoms to vie for her hand. SakuXLeeSasuKakaNaru NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sakura H.
Breathe by Narkness reviews
While the black clothed people hugged and cried, an onyx eyed man stood at the memorial, reading the plaque.'Sakura Haruno Uchiha, Beloved wife, friend and ninja who gave her life for Konoha.' not a Sasukecentric story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Silent Jealousy by Adamina20 reviews
Team Kakashi's on a mission, killing some rogues. But the rogues seem more powerfull than expected, what happens with Sakura and Naruto when they are being interrogated? What does Itachi has to do with this? Onesided SakuSasu and ItaSaku! Read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
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Never turning back reviews
Sakura is fed up with her friends treating her so badly. So when Itachi shows up and confronts her about it, will she leave and try for a better life with Akatsuki, or will she stay and make the best out of her life. Main pairing :Itasaku OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Cherry blossom hell reviews
Sakura had just graduated the academy and had almost everything going for her. She proved to her team she was stronger than anyone ever thought. But life isn't always fair. Ino hates her, and Orochimaru wants her on his side. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Inuyasha: New years special! reviews
Just a quick oneshot between Inuyasha and Kagome. Inuyashaxkagome some swearing and minor fluff..... Happy new years everyone!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete