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Joined 04-30-07, id: 1268741, Profile Updated: 07-13-08
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Saiyuki, and Naruto.

Decided it was time to update this thing:

I am... a teabag.

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Nouveau by Cranky Cauldron reviews
A young Minerva McGonagall tries a new career away from the battle field: teaching. See her struggles and her successes as she learns to balance her new duties. Future ADMM pairing, fic set some fifty years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,454 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
A Pocket in Space by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
Minato isn't sure when Kakashi grew up. Kakashi thinks that he should've noticed in the three years they'd shacked up together to raise baby Naruto. Also, they are married to each other, but neither one of them realizes it. ಠ-ಠ MinatoxKakashi. R n R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Déjà Vu by Calico Jay reviews
Kakashi arrives home late. He’s supposed to be back for the dinner Kushina cooked for his twenty-first birthday, but he’s not—he’s delivered to Konoha’s doorstep by a hunter-nin, looking as if he’s been torn apart by wild dogs. :Character death.:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Antipodean: Book of Artemis by Calico Jay reviews
Take heed: if you circle the wrong sex on the Academy application form, the mistake WILL haunt your child. Kakashi can attest to this because she’s a cross dressing, gender confused kunoichi, and it’s all her father’s fault. :Female Kakashi, AR preseries:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kakashi H.
On The Sad Height by Calico Jay reviews
Morals never stopped Orochimaru from keeping the dead from their rest. After being summoned in battle and forced to fight his own son, Hatake Sakumo wakes in the ruins of Otogakure and decides he wants to go home. Too bad 'home' was twenty five years ago…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H.
your ZEN is false by Novocain reviews
She could have said no. :Loosely connected to GESELLSCHAFT:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
We Commit His Body by Calico Jay reviews
He realised he had fathered something of a prodigy in development, and it was sick and strange and wondrous to Sakumo that all Kakashi wanted to be was a farmer. :Kakashi, Sakumo, Minato. Hints of MinaKaka.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kakashi H.
Bodice Ripper by Ergott reviews
What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
As Time Goes By by Calico Jay reviews
Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13560 - Favs: 7,807 - Follows: 6,488 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Hate Mornings, Sometimes by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi wants revenge for his ruined morning. Sequel to 'I Hate Mornings'. KakaSasu. Oneshot. Lots of naughty stuffs, yus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Intermission by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. AUish. Young Kakashi fell asleep during lunch. In turn, his blond sensei was amused.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pleasurable Trickery by Nephthys Snape reviews
Somewhat of a follow up to 'Hot Spring Surprise'. Jiraiya has devised a new scene for he and Kakashi to try only Kakashi doesn't realized it until he finds himself in a pleasurable yet unexpected position. PWP. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Hot Spring Surprise by Nephthys Snape reviews
Kakashi is back from a long set of trying missions. All he wants to do is relax at the hot spring. What he gets is an even greater stress relief than he had ever planned for. PWP. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
Kakashi passes on to Naruto the Yondaime's Ultimate Technique Gary Stu No Jutsu. Naruto only abuses it once, but that's all it takes. CRACK, NaruKaka, ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Starlit Confessions by Poetic Folly reviews
YonKa fic for BimBomushi. Minato's and Kakashi's confessions to each other... Rated because it's malemale, and some people are idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Unlocked Doors by Dustbunny3 reviews
[One-shot][KakaIru] Written for Kylie Chan. It isn't unusual for Kakashi to show up unexpected at Iruka's apartment, but he usually takes along everything he came with when he leaves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Roll For Initiative by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. Oneshot. Sequel to Idle Hands.] His theory is that the best way to come to a conclusion is to avoid the conversation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Dogs and Cats CAN get along by H. Cow reviews
Everyone's favorite catmasked ANBU is feeling a little... tense lately. And the fact that everyone's favorite dogmasked ANBU has him cornered doesn't help. smut, kakayama, NEW: UPDATED! The plot has been thickened to explain the whole cat and dog thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Idle Hands by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Salt and Ice Cream by shi-chan reviews
KakaYama Yamato has been wondering why Kakashi has been acting odd lately. And why he keeps getting salt in the middle of sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
It's Nothing by Nezuko reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi, returning from a mission, had sent for Iruka to meet him for a little R&R on the way home, but a powerful enemy has ambushed and done him serious injury. Ch 13: An important lesson for Kakashi. Rated for gore, violence, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Sweet and Sour by Miiko Ashida reviews
A collection of various YondaimexKakashi stories, done for the LJ community 101 kisses. Please note that not all stories are actually rated T, but that is the highest they go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
I Hate Mornings by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi is too stubborn to get up in the morning. Sasuke will have to take drastic measures. KakaSasu Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Untitled reviews
The very first Yonkaka fic I ever wrote. AU Minato is alive
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Holes reviews
Written for the 'Holes' challenge at the Yonkaka LJ comm yonks ago. Only just getting around to posting it here. AU, Minato's alive
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Tale of the Hospital Gown reviews
Yonkaka. AU: Minato's alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
But Aren't You Meant To Be Dead reviews
Written for the 'but aren't you meant to be dead' challenge on lj. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Laughter Lines reviews
Is Kakashi too young? Or is Minato too old. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Grey Crayon reviews
Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,020 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Waking Up reviews
Team Seven. Kakashi-centric. Complete utter rubbish really, don't read. Birthday fic for Zhang Sizheng.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
For Arashi chan reviews
Arashi chan's xmas prezzie. Team 7 fic. Kakashi trades his life for the lives of Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Precious People reviews
What do Yondaime, Kakashi and Jiraiya keep fighting for?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Romance: Sanzo Style reviews
Goku loves Sanzo, but does Sanzo love Goku? 93939393 yaoi
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
The Breaking Of Dawn reviews
Lily realises what Sirius and Remus are to each other. SiriusRemus LilyJames SLASH! Been done before but I wanted to do it too so meh! Sickly sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete