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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Darkest Powers.

Song for the month of January: 'Lost in Paradise' by Evanescence

I’ve been believing
In something so distant
As if I was human
And I’ve been denying
This feeling of hopelessness
In me, in me

All the promises I made
Just to let you down
You believed in me but I’m broken

I have nothing left
And all I feel is this cruel wanting
We’ve been falling for all this time
And now I’m lost in paradise

As much as I’d like
The past not to exist
It still does
And as much as I’d like
To feel like I belong here
I’m just as scared as you

I have nothing left
And all I feel is this cruel wanting
We’ve been falling for all this time
And now I’m lost in paradise

Run away, run away
One day we won’t feel this pain anymore
Take it all away
Shadows of you
'Cause they won’t let me go

‘Til I have nothing left
And all I feel is this cruel wanting
We’ve been falling for all this time
And now I’m lost in paradise
Alone and lost in paradise

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Twins by Rei-chu Asakura reviews
AU. Shinichi and Kaito are twins, famous in their own fields of interest. One day, something drove them to switch roles, and Shinichi got to know Kaito's best friend, Ran. -ShinRan & semi-KaitoAoko
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,414 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Perfect by Lauren94 reviews
AU/AH. Chloe is just a regular high school junior, trying to figure things out and pass math. Derek, brooding, intimidating and the last person she expected, becomes her math tutor. But, at the end of the day, they might be exactly what the other needs.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,408 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Always Be Prepared by Derbs92 reviews
Quick one shot of Chlerek fun. Mostly cause I'm procrastinating
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
The Illuminating by RadhaBean reviews
Chloe, Derek, Simon, and Tori are safe at the house with Andrew, but how long can the peace last? The Edison group is still after them, not to mention the werewolves.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Our Heartbeat by sunshine.nightly reviews
Things at the safe house aren't so safe, after a visit from a few unwelcome visitors will Derek finally realise that his and Chloe's hearts beat as one? Clerek! R&R please. I'm not very good at summaries
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,287 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
Argument Gone Right by AlyssaJoyce reviews
chlerek story! after about a week at the safe house an argumant breaks out between derek and chloe. WARNING: character bashing!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Static by AnaG reviews
Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Holiday by dazzledduo reviews
All are human. Bella, Rosalie and Alice are off on holiday and meet the mouth-watering Edward, Emmett and Jasper. What fun will they have in the sun? Will romance bloom? Any ideas sent in a PM would be greatly appreciated. little break though for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
Fluffy Cliche's! Gag by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
I really don't like overly fluffy story's like these, so I made one myself. Please don't be too offended cuz I don't mean everyone. Some fluffy story's are good. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun off them ;
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfection Has It's Flaws by Simply-N-Sane reviews
Edward is the schools new perfect guy: smart, handsome, athletic and a gentleman. Bella is the girl of every guy’s dreams: beautiful, classy, sweet and intelligent. But the schools not big enough for 2 perfect juniors according to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,863 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Fairy by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Twilight There is two universes.Earth and Lunaris.Isabella is a Fairy who has to close the connection and Kill Aro Volturi. Edward is oblivious about magic.He is sad and angry. Will he help her? No flames. It will be worth your time! Promise! *On Hold*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bella, Edward
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
Asilo de tu Corazon by respektor reviews
Isabella Swan has been a vampire for just over eighty years. She moves to Forks, Washington and is greeted by an unlikely surprise. A surprise that could mean the difference between life and death…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007
How I fell in love with him by hot pink polka dot reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were lil kids then Bella moved away with her mom but now she’s coming back to forks back to Edward. full summary inside. ending added to chp. 6
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Status Quo by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Edward is a popular jerk. Bella is a beautiful loser. they were the best of friends until he changed. he wants her, she hates him. How will things work out? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Country Charm by twilightfanatic reviews
Edward's hired as a farmhand for the Swan's. Their in desperate need of help after Charlie's stroke and Renee dying just a few years ago. But the story changes as these two are thrown apart and they fight to get to each other. ExB present day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,791 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Harry And Ginny at the Dursely's! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Ginny wants to meat the Dursly's. James is almost Two and Ginny is pregnant with Albus. Harry is grumpy all the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Bella Cinderella Story by xchella reviews
This is a cross between Twilight and A Cinderella story. I had writers block for my other Twilight story and this came out. There is a better summary inside... so R&R, should I continue? Only you can decide that. ExB [[CHAPTER 10 UP NOW]]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,871 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Just A Dream by XxXMyBrandOfHeroinXxX reviews
What if it was all just a dream? Twilight's plot, Edward's rare love and true...umm...species? What if it was all just Bella's subconcious running wild? My first fanfiction so please be gentle! :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
How to Love a Guy you Hate by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a Journalist in New York. She hates guys who make a move on her without knowing her, she can't stand guys who are well idiots, but for some reason she can't let go of Edward Cullen, but she really hates him, why can't she leave him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forced Journal Assignment by bamkam reviews
Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Legend Of Edward Cullen by ileamc reviews
This Is now a story. Update: pg 6 chapter4 conversation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007
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Never Say Never reviews
15 year old Chloe had a rather bad day. She sees what she thinks is a ghost, is send home for skipping school and now she is moving again? Can it get any worse than that? Oh yes it can.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Save You reviews
This is basically a little fluff for Bella x Edward lovers : one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete