Author has written 23 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Inuyasha, and South Park.
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"General Population is the faceless mass of real prisoners we fish are always afraid were trying to rape us, and worse, steal our commissary. They were greatly overrated; they never steal commissary." Ted Bundy in a letter to Ann Rule when he was incarcerated in Utah State Prison
"If shat happens, you deserve it." Phrase on a Shat Happens poster
"This lollipop will be up your butt by week's end, you selfish son of a bitch." Foamy the Squirrel
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." A very knowledgable man
"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned." Milton Friedman
"If money can't buy happiness, have you tried frowning on a jet ski?" A person I do not know but overheard one day
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." Groucho Marx
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Mark Twain
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock
"In today's regulatory environment, it's virtually impossible to violate rules." Bernard Madoff, Oct. 20, 2007, before he admitted to being involved in a Ponzi scheme one year later.
"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins." Josh Billings
"A movie star is not an artist, he is an art object." Richard Schickel
"That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment." Richard Schikel
"If you can be sued for it, it's probably unethical." Experimental Psychology classmate discussing on what is ethical and what is not.
"Friday is just another day closer to Monday." A pessimistic customor at Starbucks having a bad day.
"I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries." Jules Renard
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." Katharine Hepburn
"A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt." Woodrow Wilson
"Incidentally, why was it that none of all the pious ever discovered psycho-analysis? Why did it have to wait for a completely godless Jew?" Sigmund Freud
"Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility." Sigmund Freud
"The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'" Sigmund Freud
"What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." Sigmund Freud
"The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization." Sigmund Freud
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sigmund Freud regarding interpretation of dreams
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do." Will Rogers
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth." Will Rogers
"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans." Will Rogers
"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people!" bumper sticker
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful." Chuck Norris Fact from chucknorrisfacts . com
"I love you like I love going to Hell and I like going there." Clinical Psychology professor
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." Orson Welles
"Do I have a schema? Yeah, it's all about monkeys!" Clinical Psychology professor
"Everything that feels good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening." Unknown
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers." Rudyard Kipling
"I'm not going to waste your time. I'm going to tell you things you can write down. My favorite dish is chicken lo mein. That saves you a question." Mel Brooks in an interview
"I tied my shoes once; it was an overrated experience." James Earl Jones in "Coming to America"
"Horton is not a book about abortions. These notions are distortions; they're heaping portions of deciduous contortions piled high with a side of whamdiddly dodortions." Dr. Seuss talking about radical pro-lifers using "Horton Hears a Who" as a means to rally other pro-lifers to their cause.
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx
"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu." Matt and Trey responding to their episode "Trapped in the Closet" being temporarily pulled from re-runs.
"People who boast about their IQ are losers." Stephen Hawking
"I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice." Kurt Rambis
"All I know is that I am not a Marxist." Karl Marx
"In science it often happens that scientists say 'you know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." Carl Sagan
How You Know You are an American
1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave.
2. you haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account.
4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button.
6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod.
8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends.
9. you were too busy to notice that there is no #5.
10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5.
11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity.
12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and I know you did!\
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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