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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Muppet Show, and Fable.

NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE THAT WHICH IS ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED BY STUPIDITY.

-Hanlon's Razor

Real Name: Jeremy

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Hello.

I'm a thirty-nine-year-old community college graduate (just achieved my Associate's in Accounting!) who writes as an outlet for his creative side whilst studying for a career (after too many years of losing minimum wage jobs to younger, healthier high-school kids). In Fall 2016, I'm moving on to a four-year to work on my Bachelor's, so I can qualify to sit the CPA (Certified Public Accountant) Exam.


One-size-fits-all Disclaimer: Do I really have to say that I own none of these characters? This is fan-fiction. If I owned these characters, I wouldn't be posting for free. I'd be publishing hideously overpriced books and quitting my day job.


REGARDING FLAMERS: If you're going to criticize, at least have the stones to sign in and post under your own (pen) name. Signed flames will be left up (as they reflect an honest opinion), but flames posted as "Guest" will be treated as the small-minded bleating of moronic twits who get their jollies from destroying other peoples' confidence, and will be deleted.


I love it when writers get creative with imagery, but when someone writes, "It tastes like the arse end of a menstruating skunk," the first thought through my mind is, 'How the hell do you know what the arse end of a menstruating skunk tastes like?'


"For Every one that hates, there are far more who appreciate what you are doing." _Will.i.am, 'The Voice'


Standing Challenge to all who choose: Select any one of my short stories as a starting point and write a multi-chapter fic showing where you would like it to go. All I ask is to be notified, because I'm curious what another author would do with my basic ideas.


If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels,
but have not love,
I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.
And if I have prophetic powers,
and understand all mysteries and all knowledge,
and if I have all faith so as to remove mountains,
but have not love, I am nothing.
Love is patient; love is kind;
love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude.
Love does not insist on its own way;
it is not irritable or resentful.
It does not rejoice in wrongdoing,
but rejoices in the truth.
Love bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends.
Faith, Hope, Love abide, these three
But the greatest of these is Love.
-1 Corinthians 13: 1-8, 13


Random thought on everyone's favorite House-Elf: Dobby acted against Lucius Malfoy's plans when he warned Harry about the Chamber of Secrets. Shouldn't this have caused problems with his House Elf bond? I suggest that the convoluted logic was that, as the bound elf of the Malfoy clan, Dobby had an obligation to protect life over plots. Lucius's plan was too reckless, and his plot endangered every student at Hogwarts, theoretically including Draco. Dobby could have convinced himself that, by derailing Lucius's plot to release the Basilisk, he was, in fact, acting to safeguard the life of the Heir to the House.


Allow me to play Devil's Advocate: There are those that argue that the character of Susan Bones is NOT an orphan as she's often depicted in fanfiction, and site a scene from Order of the Phoenix to prove their point, that if her father was dead, they would mention him and not her uncle and his family. To argue the other side, remember that the discussion of the chapter wasn't about Susan, but about the Azkaban escapees. Susan's Uncle Edgar and his family were murdered by one of the escaped Death Eaters (Mulciber, I think), therefore, Edgar's death was the death relevant to the conversation. There is nothing in canon (or even on the lexicon) that states conclusively one way or the other the status of Susan's father-- he could have died at the hands of a Death Eater who, himself, later died (or escaped imprisonment, like Lucius or MacNair), or even died in a manner totally unrelated to Death Eaters (remember, even in wartime household accidents still happen). So, I see nothing in the Harry Potterverse that either confirms or disproves Susan Bones's orphan status.

Devil's Advocate Part II: Many Weasley bashing fics cite, as evidence of Molly/Dumbles' manipulation the original meeting at King's Cross where Molly is asking her children the Platform number, citing her 'forgetting' the platform when it's the only magical platform there as proof she's trying to lure Harry in. Personally, her dialog with the kids (especially Ginny) reminded me of when teacher asks a question and the child is expected to remember from earlier lessons. My take on this scene was exactly that: she had homeschooled her children until they started Hogwarts, and was checking to see if Ron/Ginny remembered their lesson about the Hogwarts Express.


The Potter family as I see them: Many fanfic writers make Harry richer than Midas, descended from every famous wizard from Merlin on down, and owner of half of wizarding Britain. Honestly, this isn't only too easy, it makes Manipulative!Dumbledore nigh-on impossible, as such 'nobility' wouldn't be trusted to one man no matter what his reputation or pedigree. So, here's how I see the Potters:

Cliche: The Potters are Ancient and Noble. In my stories, the Potters are a relatively young magical family, only three or four hundred years old. As such, they rose to 'power' after the Statute of Secrecy was signed and therefore never had the opportunity to earn a 'Noble' title. Their family tree may include inventors of popular devices (such as the Floo system), but no notables on the level of Merlin or the Founders. They are traditionally Half-Bloods, with only James (and his brother Raymond, who I made up) just BARELY qualifying as Pure-Bloods due more to chance than design. Their hereditary seat on the Wizengamot was 'purchased' by James's great-grandfather around the turn of the century to settle a debt owed them by a declining family (the Weasleys, who currently hold Harry's Wizengamot seat in proxy).

Cliche: The Potters are insanely rich. In my stories, they are from generations of upper-middle class, mostly in the import/export business and with significant dealings with the Muggle world (and of course, the aforementioned inventors). Harry's trust vault is well-stocked, but the Potters were anticipating paying for ALL of Harry's expenses through seventeen, and therefore their will placed more than half of their liquid assets in the Vault following their demise. The Dursleys never saw a penny of child support thanks to Dumbles's questionable placement of Harry, which partially explains their attitude towards Harry (it does NOT excuse it though). They have a modest investment portfolio, and their business is largely run by managers during Harry's enforced absence.


To the various nitpickers out there: This is fiction. I'm not even writing historical fiction here. I could care less if my 'historical facts' don't match up with history's latest reinvention of the Bible, the Bolshevik Revolution, or mythology. Any 'historical inaccuracies' should be put down to this being an alternate universe where Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore are real people instead of storybook characters. So please, enough already with the reviews about some historic fact I didn't get exactly right. Kindly limit your reviews to the story instead of the history (which I failed in high school anyway).


Today on Fanon Mythbusters: Veela can only produce daughters and cannot have sons. Canon Evidence: On Rowling's official website jkrowling dot com, there is a hidden Easter egg showing a family tree diagram of the Weasley family as of the Book Seven Epilogue (with small notations for Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, and their significant others and children). For Bill and Fleur (the only Veela shown beyond background character status in Canon), their children are listed as Victoire (Female), Dominique (usually female, but in France can go either way), and Louis (Male). Ergo, in JKR's canonverse, Fleur produced at least one son, debunking the myth that Veela cannot have sons. This myth is pure fanon and therefore DEBUNKED.


The Star Wars Question: Who shot first, Han or Greedo?: After viewing this scene in three different releases of the movie, my assessment is: it doesn't matter. To quote the famous gunslinging lawman Wyatt Earp: "A lightning-fast miss never won a gunfight." Therefore, the real question is "Who HIT first?" Considering Han and Greedo were sitting about three feet apart, and each fired once, this becomes self-evident. Han's shot went straight into Greedo's gut, while Greedo's shot managed to strike the wall above Han's shoulder (and Han didn't even dodge!). Therefore, Han clearly won, and if Greedo's marksmanship was so bad he missed a stationary target, three feet away, then he really wasn't cut out to be a bounty hunter anyway.


Continuity Issue: I know, I know, fanfiction is by definition AU, as you're writing a new story for established characters (if you're not going to change anything, why not just reread the original source material?), but there's one continuity issue that a lot of people seem to have confused in Harry Potter that they think they're staying canonical in: Sirius's communication mirror. Many people speak of the mirror as if Harry knew about it and chose not to use it, but that does not fly with the actual sequence of events:

  1. Sirius gives Harry a wrapped package at Christmas, doesn't tell him what's in it, but tells him not to open it yet. He says it's a way Harry can call him for help. Harry, determined not to call Sirius into a potentially deadly situation, buries it, still wrapped, at the bottom of his trunk.
  2. The whole Department of Mysteries battle happens, resulting in Sirius's death.
  3. Harry finds the STILL-WRAPPED mirror in the bottom of his trunk, unwraps it, and reads the note, then breaks the mirror in frustration and self-loathing.

Conclusion: With no idea what was in the package, the package never mentioned to ANYBODY (including Ron & Hermione), and the package buried out of sight FOR MONTHS, it's easy to see that Harry forgot its very existence. It's easy to see how this communication method was forgotten, especially since Harry had only the sketchiest details about it and never looked at it for the 5-6 months between the two incidents.


I am NOT one of those writers who obsesses over how many reviews I get. I, personally, prefer quality over quantity. A review that basically only states 'good job!' or 'LOL!' is, in my mind, hardly worth the effort of posting. I could figure THAT much out by whether or not you Favorited the story. If you're going to review me, please, please tell me what parts you liked (or even what you didn't), as that will help me refine my writing style far more than a simple 'attaboy' will do.

As far as Harry Potter stories go, I like just about anything that is well-written, with a few exceptions:

I HATE the fact that JKR thought Ron and Hermione would make a good couple (I don't think she could have chosen a worse partner for Hermione without going into Death Eaters or their spawn).

I think Ginny is an okay match for Harry, but Hermione and Luna are both better matches.

I think Dumbledore is either a senile old fool or a manipulative B@$@&). Either way, he has one too many irons in the fire and one too many screws loose (I originally read that in the fanfic Searching for the Power by GinnyMyLove on ficwad.net, but it just sounded perfect to describe the Whiskered Wanker). Even those of you who think Dumbledore is a good guy should remember a couple things: he grew up in a time when values were very different, and things like child abuse just did not happen (the neighbors would 'sort out' the abuser if he was caught). There's also the fact that he's been in power so long, at some point he started to believe his own press: that he's perfect, infallible, even if he only believes it subconsciously. It's why he never seems to actually listen to anyone's advice (people talk to him, but he never seems to change his admittedly bad decisions). It's also led him to stop seeing people as people, but instead as chess pieces, to be moved about, manipulated, and sacrificed as necessary to win the game. Finally, he's just plain old (even by wizarding standards). As we get older, our thought patterns become more set, more rigid. We're less open to change, and become more about the 'old days' and tradition (which is why conservatives are often portrayed as old, and progressives as young). Simply put, he's too old to truly accept that times and circumstances have changed, and his old methods don't work anymore. When you get right down to it, Dumbledore's biggest flaw has always been arrogance-- he's been told he's great and wonderful and wise for so long that, at least on a subconscious level, he honestly believes it. Decades of being hailed as perfect would turn the head of even the humblest man (and his history with Grindlewald shows he was never that), so it's not surprising (but still a major problem) that he honestly thinks himself infallible. Recommended Reading for Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore: Moby Dick, by Herman Melville. In particular, picture Albus in the role of Captain Ahab, and Voldie in the role of the White Whale. Like Ahab, Albus only saw his obsession with destroying Voldie, never noticing the collateral damage or cost of doing things his way, until his obsession was his undoing-- and the undoing of so many innocents who believed in him.

To those who question why my OCs tend to be non-Brits: My main reason for doing this is to create a character who grew up outside of Britain, and therefore outside of the prejudices and preconceptions of that society, particularly with regards to Dumbledore. Throughout the series, adult British wizards seem to fall into two categories: Those who think Albus Dumbledore hatched from a phoenix egg and farts rainbows and lemon drops, and Death Eaters and their collaborators (and despite Rowling's mini-diatribe, through Sirius, in Order of the Phoenix about how "the world is not divided into good people and Death Eaters," Umbridge certainly seems a willing and eager collaborator, Fudge pretty much vanishes from the series after his brief appearance at the beginning of Half-Blood Prince, and Skeeter's expose of Dumbledore comes out awfully fast following his death and certainly helps tear down his image, something Tommy-Boy would certainly support). By making Samuel and Leona Glyphs American (and, in a future story, Professor Pythagoras Vector an Aussie), I'm creating adult characters who fall into neither camp-- someone who doesn't think every word out of Dumbledore's mouth is golden, while not being immediately hostile towards him either. Samuel in particular, being a member of Dumbledore's family, can easily walk the fine line between being loyal to the man and being well aware of how flawed and fallible he truly is. Also, I like showing that a lot of the prejudices we see in the canon series are probably specific to Magical Britain. I'm not saying the others do not have their prejudices, but a society dominated by bigots and run by an oligarchy (self-appointed quasi-dictators) is likely to have more, and more severe, prejudices than a society that strives to be egalitarian. Samuel and Leona, for instance, feel none of the prejudices against werewolves that Brits have practically institutionalized, as they grew up in a society that handled the condition differently-- seeing lycanthropy as a disease to be cured, rather than turning decent humans into monsters who should be put down.

I think Severus Snape was a self-serving, egotistical prat who was never as loyal as Dumbledore insisted he was. Dumbledore and Voldemort were two of the most accomplished Legilimens in Britain, and regularly had cause to snoop through Snape's cerebellum (and Voldie at least was enough of a bastard to do so without so much as a 'by your leave'). Snape had to be a good enough Occlumens to deceive at least one of them, so why not both? In the end, I think the only person Severus Snape was truly loyal to was Severus Snape.

I respect any writer who puts Weasley bashing into a Harry/Ginny romance (seriously, that's hard to pull off).

I think any parent who inflicts the name "Albus Severus" on their child should be arrested for child abuse (along with several other names JKR used--Nymphadora? Seriously?)

I dislike Snape being shown as a sympathetic character (So he was abused as a kid! So was Harry! Look how he turned out!)

In general, I dislike 'Harry is the brother of the Boy Who Lived' stories, largely because most of the writers turn Lily and James Potter into the Dursleys in them. If you want Dursleys, use the Dursleys, people. JKR provided us with two perfect narrow-minded bigots for that role, you don't need to make more.

I do NOT like Gay!Harry stories (nothing against gay people, just don't like the stories) ESPECIALLY the weirdoes who pair him with DRACO MALFOY!?!?! Come on, people! If Harry was gay, he could get a MUCH better gay guy than that jackass!

To those who get the two terms confused: ParselTONGUE is the language of the snakes. ParselMOUTH is the magical talent of speaking it, or the person who has said talent.

I believe Ron Weasley is a selfish, jealous, fair-weather friend who abandoned Harry on at least two occasions when Harry needed him most, absolutely the worst kind of friend Harry could have when he was the center of the war. If Harry had actually known what friendship was when he boarded the Hogwarts Express in first year, he probably would have been as put off by Ron Weasley as he was by Draco Malfoy.

I enjoy a good Harem/Coven story, but only if there is actually a plot instead of nonstop smut.

I especially like authors who come up with something that hasn't been done to death (robst is especially good at this).

Most of my stories are vignettes (plot bunnies) that I just feel like getting down, so don't expect huge, multi-chapter epics (I couldn't plan a long story to save my life).

I also HATE the way Hedwig died in Deathly Hallows. She's a bird! It would have made far more sense to let her fly free than to burden down the escape teams with an animal in a cage-- Owls are fierce predators, and she would have been fully capable of defending herself. Instead, she's locked in a cage and helpless when the end comes. Me, I think it was just JKR's half-assed drive to cut off Harry from all forms of help (every time he got help before the final battle, someone ended up dying, or a source of help was cut off). AND WHY DO SO MANY FANFIC WRITERS GO ALONG WITH THAT BIT OF IDIOCY? Don't kill Hedwig! At least not in such an off-hand, ignominious manner! If you write Hedwig's death scene, use the movie, not the book, as your template! Dying fighting to protect her wizard is MUCH better than dying trapped in a cage, unable to defend herself! Have I mentioned what a colossal brain fart the entirety of Book 7 was?

I believe Harry's best romantic interest is Hermione AND Luna in a true Triumvirate (Hermione and Luna love each other just as much as they love Harry and Harry loves them equally). Personally, I think these two complement each other perfectly-- Hermione is about logic and rationality, Luna about philosophy and faith. As more than one Lunar Harmonian has put it: "They look at the world in completely different ways. If they ever agree on something, only a fool would ignore them."

When I use the word "faith" (particularly in conjunction with Luna Lovegood), I'm not referring to religion. I'm referring to "faith" in its true definition-- the belief in something unproven and possibly even unprovable (like God, or Luna's Crumple-Horned Snorkack, which I've always pictured as a long-eared rabbit with a unicorn horn).

Regarding the final two books of canon: I believe that JKR is guilty of a mistake many first-time authors make (and make no mistake, despite Harry Potter's incredible popularity, it was still Jo's first story), in that, when writing a long story, eventually, the story and characters take on a life of their own. Important plot lines wither and fall to the way side, minor characters become major, key relationships change. I have no doubt that, when she originally thought up these characters, Ron and Hermione were friends with a mildly argumentative rivalry, something that exploded in canon to the point where the two characters seem to have nothing in common other than their friendship with Harry, and would probably hate each other openly without him. Anyway, I believe that, at some point around the publishing of book five, JKR looked hard at her story, realized it no longer worked with the epilogue she had written for book seven (I have heard that she wrote it even before Philosopher's Stone was published), and instead of doing the responsible thing and chucking the old epilogue in favor of one that worked, she tried to force the story back on to the original track. I also think she was tired of the Harry Potter franchise and just wanted it to end without caring about quality (hence the confusing mess that was the Battle at Hogwarts in book seven).

And am I the only one who was intrigued by the symbolism of Harry's first appearance in the series carried in Hagrid's arms was echoed at the end of Deathly Hallows when Hagrid carried his 'dead' body out of the Forbidden Forest? If Harry had a true Protector figure in his life, it was not Dumbledore, Sirius or the Weasleys. It was good old misunderstood and underappreciated Rubeus Hagrid.

If I review your story, bear in mind I make one basic assumption: Your Potterverse is canon up to the beginning of your story unless otherwise stated. For example, If your story starts at the beginning of Harry's Fifth Year, I'm going to assume that Cedric Diggory died at the end of the Triwizard Tournament at Pettigrew's hand unless you actual SAY in your story that it happened in a different way (Cedric survived, was never even in peril, died another way, etc.).

I'm most definitely NOT a fan of 'deus ex machina' endings-- ones where the heroes' salvation and final victory comes completely out of left field, usually from some godlike being, and completely unsupported by the story that came before. In my mind, it's a cop-out that's taken when a writer can't come up with an ending that makes sense (and quite frankly, I think JKR's use of the Deathly Hallows was exactly that-- the Cloak and Ring probably had no significance until she started writing the seventh book).

And for the record, I'm not so much pro-Harry/Hermione as I am ANTI-Ron/Hermione.

A request to anyone who knows for sure: at this point, I believe that somewhere, at some point, JKR identified Hermione's parents as Dan and Emma Granger. I've seen far too many fanfic writers use that specific combination of names for the elder Grangers for it to be coincidence. If anyone knows for sure and can point me to the reference, I'd really appreciate being pointed to it. (Addendum: It has been pointed out to me that most writers who use these names are Harmonians, and the actors who play Harry and Hermione in the movies are Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson. An homage perhaps? I doubt anyone knows who started it at this point though.)


For Those Interested: This is the Bio I worked up for my sorta-OC in the Harry Potter Universe, Professor Samuel Glyphs:

Birthdate: April 23, 1919, in Boston City Hospital, Boston, Mass., USA
Blood Status: Half-Blood
IQ: 167 (Incidentally, 5 points below Hermione Granger's)
Wand: 9 1/2 inches, Red Maple w/ Griffin Pinfeather Core (Lefthanded)
Hammerstein Index: 48 (low-level wizard, but his real skills are in non-expressive magic)
Family History: Father: MSgt Russell Cairn Glyphs (USMC), Muggleborn (b. Sep 2, 1900, Salem Class of 1917, d. Apr 10, 1942, in Combat)
Mother: Adelle Ariana Dumbledore, Halfblood (b. Apr 9, 1901 out of wedlock, Salem Class of 1917, d. Mar 6, 1959, circumstances classified by US State Department)
Maternal Grandfather: Aberforth Dumbledore, Halfblood (b. Unknown)
Maternal Grandmother: Karina Selwyn, Pureblood (b. Unknown, d. May 21, 1901, circumstances unknown)
Wife: Leona Weissheit, German Halfblood (b. June 12, 1918, Salem Class of 1937, m. Jan 21, 1939, d. Dec 9, 1979 in Death Eater Attack)
*Samuel's children all attended Salem Institute*
Son: Nalshay Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Aug 12, 1949, m. Oct 1, 1971 to Russian Halfblood Natasha Romanov)
Grandson (through Nalshay): Simon Eduard Glyphs, Fullblood (b. Jul 1, 1977)
Grandson (through Nalshay): Albert Thomas Glyphs, Fullblood (b. Jan 10, 1980)
Daughter: Elena Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Mar 6, 1952, m. Mar 3, 1977 to French Pureblood Pierre Delacour (Fleur's Uncle))
Grandson (through Elena): Rafael Delacour, Fullblood (b. Dec 31, 1977)
Granddaughter (through Elena): Colette Delacour, Fullblood (b. Jun 9, 1980)
Daughter: Adina Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Mar 6, 1952, d. Dec 9, 1979 in Death Eater Attack)

Addendum: Leona Glyphs is dead in my first multi-chapter, Taking Charge. In my second, The New Leader of the Pride, her death was changed into a near-miss.

Education: Salem Institute of Magic, Sept 1, 1930- June 12, 1937, Graduated Eighth in Class
Enlisted United States Marine Corps (Battalion 13 a.k.a. Mage Division) July 1, 1937- June 30, 1947
M.O.S.- Ward Breaker Final Rank- Gunnery Sergeant
Discharge: Medical

Medals: Purple Heart w/ single cluster, Bronze Star, Salem Cross (Mage)

Masteries: Ancient Runes- April 7, 1938
Arithmancy- Sept 21, 1941
Herbology- Oct 3, 1942
Curse Breaking- May 16, 1944
Potions- Aug 22, 1946
(Wow, SOMEONE knew how to get the most out of his MGIB, huh?)
Work History (Post-Military): Curse Breaker, Gringotts Boston-
Jul 25, 1947- Dec 12, 1953
Preston Magic Think Tank, Almagordo, Texas-
Jan 4, 1954- Aug 15, 1957
Herbology Teacher, Somerset Magic Institute, Colorado-
Sep 1, 1957- Jun 22, 1961
Ancient Runes Teacher, Hogwarts, Inverness, Scotland, UK
Sep 1, 1961- Present
Note: As of Sep 1, 1991 (Harry's arrival at Hogwarts), Master Glyphs has an apprentice in her second of three years for a Mastery in Ancient Runes by the name of Bathsheba Babbling (Born Feb 11, 1970 in Sri Lanka).

Physical Appearance: Caucasian, Stocky, 5'7", 180 lbs., Salt-n-Pepper Hair w/ matching goatee, silvery-grey eyes, burn scar on R. forearm, still wears wedding ring, eschews traditional wizard attire and dresses like a film noir detective

Special Magical Skills: Mage Sight- Can 'see' magic. Head trauma in the service led to Glyphs being unable to 'switch off' his Mage Sight-- cannot see normally anymore.
Esper-Blind- Cannot send or receive mental magics, is effectively immune to Legilimency, Imperius, Compulsion, Obliviation, Confundus, and other forms of Mind Magic.
Animagus Form- None
Patronus- Cannot cast
Boggart form- Ciorocco (Arabic wind-wolf)
Enchanter- Can place permanent enchantments on inanimate objects (only about 1 in 30 wizards can do this)
Polyglot- Speaks, reads, writes & understands all languages exposed to
Fighting Style: Both magical and martial fighting styles derive mainly from the 'Drunken-Man' style of Kung-Fu-- always in motion and difficult to predict
Personality Traits: Not exactly sane, but also not as crazy as he pretends to be.
Shares his 'Grampa Abe's' opinion that Albus sticks his nose into far too many things that are none of his business and keeps far too much to himself. Obviously, does not get along well with Albus. Often the lone voice of dissent at faculty and Order meetings. Will sometimes play 'devil's advocate' just to make sure others are thinking and not blindly following.
A 'fun' teacher-- knows how to keep his class's interest even during the boring parts.
Only member of Hogwarts' faculty who's not a Hogwarts alumnus.
Has been known to unexpectedly draw and use unique magickal devices of his own design in a fight (basically, an unpredictable fighter).
Known Magickal Devices: Return Blades- foot-wide shuriken magicked to return at his whistle
Shockline- twin throwing blades on cords that deliver a heavy shock on impact (a magickal adaptation of a TASER gun)
Omnilenses- Non-prescription glasses that have various effects, including 'seeing' invisibility, magnification, 'rear-view', and more
The 'Master Command'- a runic bracer worn on the right wrist that acts as a remote activator for various purposes (booby traps, explosives, distractions, etc.)

END BIO


Food for thought: The main drawback of asking a genius to help you with a problem is, they will become so occupied with searching for the complicated solution that they'll completely overlook the simple one.

While CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is appreciated, derogatory, insulting, or just plain rude reviews (aka flames) will be ignored. Criticism should also be restricted to the STORY, not trying to convince me I'm wrong about Ron Weasley/Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape etc. This is MY fanfiction. These are my opinions. You want to debate the relative merits of certain characters, go to the forums. You don't like my take on the universe, read something else. But quit hassling me with private messages and reviews where you try to 'convert the heathen' to believing that Ron and Hermione actually make a good couple for anything other than an episode of 'Jerry Springer'.

One of my biggest pet peeves is poor spelling and grammar. I've lost track of the number of stories I was enjoying for their interesting story lines that I had to give up on because their grammar and spelling became so horrible I had to stop every few sentences to try and decipher what they just said (and no I will not name names here. That's just rude). Don't give me the 'texting generation' excuse-- texting phones are sophisticated enough at this point that the only excuse now is laziness.

I hold one truth to be incontrovertible in the Harry Potter universe, no matter who is writing it: whether Harry is good, evil, neutral, or what have you, Hermione Granger is always, always, ALWAYS his loyal supporter. So if you write stories with Hermione on the opposite side from Harry, just take it as a given that I don't like your story.

To those of you out there who are attracted to Severus Snape: You need to get the hell away from your abusive boyfriend and check into a battered women's shelter, because men like Severus Snape will only ever deliver pain and anguish. You cannot 'fix' them, they were irreparably broken long before you got them.

UNOFFICIAL GRINGOTTS MOTTO: Never piss off a being that controls access to you money.


LINES I'D LOVE TO SEE IN A HARRY POTTER FANFICTION:

1. Bellatrix: "I came into this world naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood, and I have no problem leaving it the same way!"

2. Any person to Weasley Twin: "Fred, I need your help with something."

George: "He's not Fred, I am!"

Person: "You know what? At this point, you've pulled that one so many times, I doubt YOU know which of you is which, so for the purposes of this conversation, you're Fred, got it?"

Twins (after a glance at each other): "Fair enough."

3. Anybody: "You know, Luna makes a lot of sense, when you realize her Squib uncle is Dr. Seuss."

4. Harry to Hermione, after learning another odd wizard rule: "I don't know why you're surprised, it makes about as much sense as anything else these wizards have come up with."

5. Anybody: "I think I've been spending too much time with Luna (or Dumbledore), that last conversation actually made sense."

6. Voldemort: "I originally wanted to be a Tax Auditor for Inland Revenue, but they said I wasn't evil enough..."

7. Voldemort: "This is what I get for recruiting inbred morons for followers..."

8. Harry to Hermione: "Do you think if we introduced a logic puzzle to their minds, the Death Eaters' brains might explode? You know, like combining matter and antimatter?"

9. Sirius to a shell-shocked Harry: "And that is why we never told your mother about your father's bachelor party."

10. Voldemort (muttering to himself): "Go to law school, Dumbledore said, they're always looking for soulless, evil people to practice law before the Wizengamot, Dumbledore said, but nooooo, I had to choose to be a Dark Lord..."

11. Harry to Hermione (regarding Luna): "We grew up believing dragons and unicorns were make-believe, why is a crumple-horned snorkack such a leap for you?"

12. Voldemort: "We have drawn the ire of the most vicious, heartless, sadistic, evil entity to ever walk the mortal coil. My dear Death Eaters, we are being hunted by... SANTA CLAUS."

13. Harry to Hermione: "Hermione, it's a school full of teenagers. No matter how many times you say 'It's S.P.E.W.,' people are still going to pronounce it spew."

14. Harry (after Hermione introduces SPEW or a similarly silly acronym): "Okay, new rule-- Hermione is not allowed to name anything ever again."

15. Harry (after being crucio'd by Voldemort): "You call that pain? My tubby Muggle cousin hits harder than you."

16. Harry: "Do you ever get the feeling that you've just woken up in a different reality than you went to bed in?"

17. Harry: "You know, Luna/Mr. Lovegood, Hermione's parents are dentists-- Muggle tooth-healers. They might be able to help you figure out this Rotfang Conspiracy you're investigating."


Connor's Report: My first story on ffn, this was my take on the poor standards of education in Magical Britain. Can anyone deny that Hogwarts is severely lacking in several departments, including the accountability of the faculty in the quality of the education they provide? Hell, even breathing doesn't seem to be a requirement to be on the faculty at Hogwarts.

The Telltale Cupboard: Kudos to those who got the Edgar Allan Poe reference in the title. Yes, this one was just meant as a one-shot to show the kind of action I think that Remus and/or Sirius would have taken had they known to what extent Harry was mistreated in that house. They are Marauders. They are subtle (Remus more so than Sirius, which is one reason I chose to use him). And any true prankster can tell you, the best pranks are the ones where everybody knows you did it, but no one can prove you did it.

Crying Wolf: Honestly, I think Severus Snape needs a reality check more than anyone else in the Potterverse. He knows damn well that Harry is critical to Dumbledore's plans, yet keeps trying to get the old man to expel the one student he will never expel, and proceeds to wreck any semblance of professionalism and credibility he might have. I wrote Aurora Sinistra the way I did because I thought it would be nice to see some bad blood between the staff members (Snape is a Death Eater after all), and Sinistra is one of those characters that is so poorly defined in canon that you can do pretty much anything you want with her.

Old Soldiers Never Die: My personal favorite of my own works. While I enjoy a good "Dark Lord Dumbledore" or "Manipulative Bastard Dumbledore" story, in my writings I prefer to write him as "Well-Meaning but Bungling Dumbledore". You have to admit, seeing Dumbledore and Grindelwald both in varying shades of Grey is more believable that the stark black-and-white that some people prefer the world to be in (Heck, even JKR admitted, through Sirius and Remus in OOTP, that "the world isn't divided into good people and Death Eaters").

Ginny Weasley, You Been Prank'd!: Like I said in the author's note, this inspiration struck me whilst reading Driftwood1965's brilliant WIP, "Harry Potter and Future's Past". Can you honestly say that selling fake love potion as a gag gift (or running a betting pool on when HHr would go public with their romance) is something the Weasley Twins wouldn't do?

How a Marauder Deals With a Troll: I'll admit, I kinda threw this one together one night when I was bored, and published it less than an hour later without even proofreading it myself, let alone having a beta reader look at it (I don't really have a beta actually). I didn't really think it was all that great, but everyone seems to like it. It's gotten more hits than all my other stories combined! No, I currently don't have plans to continue it, mostly because I'm not sure in what direction I would go with it.

Tripping Up: I think the best way to describe this one is a stream of consciousness that got way out of hand. It also shows how most of Harry's problems could have been solved in days or weeks (instead of years) if more people had been involved in solving them and Dumbledore hadn't been so hell-bent on secrecy. (On the other hand, that wouldn't have made a very exciting multi-book saga.)

Magic Ain't So Bad: My little plot bunny about bringing Dudley into the magical world where he learns that, yes, magic ain't so bad-- but it ain't automatically good, either. Not really sure where this one came from, but I thought it was worth putting up. Lisa Turpin is another of those characters who exists as little more than a name, so it's fun to write the character my way. BTW, Lisa's 'most aggravating client' was Draco Malfoy, and Harry was referring to his wife Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy and their son Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (as mentioned on JKR's official website). Director Lupin was, of course, Tonks (twenty years is plenty of time to get promoted), and Rolf and Luna are Rolf Scamander and his wife Luna Lovegood-Scamander, with their twin sons Lorcan and Lysander (again, courtesy of JKR's official website).

Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits: My first attempt to show the actions a more pragmatic and proactive Dumbledore might have taken. For those questions I know will be asked: Yes, that is Harry's canon wand Ollivander is wielding, Vernon's losses led in part to his anger and hatred toward Harry (and working them out on He-Who-Must-Be-Hyphenated helped clear that up), and Bellatrix and Narcissa Black were forced to become hateful shrews by sadistic, evil husbands (and yes, I've always liked the popular fanfic cliche that Narcissa's true love was Remus Lupin). Also, the reason I had Kreacher, not Albus, strike the deathblow, is: Voldie's ego. The all-powerful Dark Lord would find it far more humiliating to be brought down by a lowly house-elf than falling in a pitched battle against the greatest wizard of the age.

The New Leader of the Pride: I don't know if it was canon or fanon that originally labeled the Ancient Runes Professor as Professor Glyphs (the character was later replaced with Bathsheba Babbling), and by making him my OC, I seek to flesh out a character who may have never even existed in JKR's mind. Also, I always wondered why McGonagall never did anything for her charges... hmmmmm...

How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll: Another take on the "Harry vs. the Troll in the Bathroom" idea. This one was inspired by, of all things, a televangelist on TV who asked, 'What do you want to do with your life?' (I should point out I was bored and channel-flipping when I saw him.) The name Ong for a troll I borrowed from one of my favorite fanfic writers on Ficwad-- Alorkin, writer of the masterpiece 'Jedi Potter'.

Whaddaya Mean, I'm Going to Hell?: This story is a result of the terrifying things my mind comes up with when you combine seven-layer nachos, insufficient sleep, and televangelism. It's also most likely the only story I will ever write that is DH-plus-Epilogue compatible-- and even then I have a little too much fun at Ginny's expense. GINNY LOVERS BEWARE!

Don't Mess With the BDA!: Just a bout of silliness that came from the thought, 'why did the Deez never attack the Grangers? Couldn't be the Order-- they proved completely inept protecting the supposedly more important Harry!' This is my explanation why the Daughter of Dentists was never attacked over the Summer Hols. A personal note: I got several complaints about my Methodist joke, so I decided to replace it with a mime joke-- 'cause everybody knows mimes are EVIL.

Taking Charge: I wanted to explore a possible version of the 'troll-in-the-bathroom' scene with competent faculty-- most notably my favorite OC, Samuel Glyphs. After all, it's the responsibility of the teachers to protect the students, right? And yes-- I have, in fact, been looking for a chance to have Severus Snape say that brilliant Alan Rickman line from Dogma, thank you. This has now been expanded into my first multi-chapter fic, but I have no idea where it's going. I'm just hoping I don't write myself into a corner.

A Once-Great Man: Okay, this is a departure from my usual light humor, but I thought I'd give a more serious story a try. This was a way of justifying that, despite his horrific choices, Albus was still a good man, but that circumstances only partially under his control made everything go sideways. 'The best-laid plans o' mice an' men', and all that. I sent Bill Weasley and Samuel Glyphs after the Horcruxes because... well, which makes more sense-- a pair of trained and experienced Curse Breakers, or a trio of teenagers who hadn't even graduated Hogwarts?

Who Needs Obliviators?: Wow. Just wow. This story has been up for a mere eight hours, and now I've gotten over three hundred hits, over a dozen favorites and three positive reviews! I'm surprised at how much everyone liked this little bit of silliness which was written solely for the Industrial Light & Magic joke at the end. If I come up with more fun ways to hide the wizarding world without Obliviation, I may post more parts to this one. Suggestions would be welcome.

Dementor Humour?: Okay, I apologize unreservedly for this one. It was dumb, it was tasteless, I'm fairly certain it's offensive, and I just might be going to Hell for it (assuming I was a Christian, which I'm not anymore-- I'm an Agnostic). That being said, I still just had to post this disgusting example of gallows humour. May the obligatory Deity (I like to call Him Bob) have mercy on what passes for my soul. BTW, did you catch my reference to one of my other short stories in there?

In Search Of...: This is just a one-shot piece of fluff about Luna Lovegood and the person JKR paired her with on the official website-- Rolf Scamander, grandson of magical wildlife author Newt Scamander. Anyway, I thought it would do for a light, fluffy piece.

Just a Foot in the Door: I really, really didn't like Scooter in the early seasons of The Muppet Show. I've worked with people like that before: Have a relative in a position of importance and use that connection to bully everyone else into giving you whatever you want. Thankfully, Jim Henson eventually mellowed out his character.

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Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 337,358 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 17h - Published: 4/23 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D.
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 8/6 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,107 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 9/8 - Harry P.
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by robst reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,837 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 8/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,157 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,296,882 - Reviews: 4030 - Favs: 6,236 - Follows: 6,084 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 310,658 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 6,779 - Follows: 8,751 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Summer Rituals by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Ritually Yours. Harry goes home with Hermione for a Dursley free Summer and the arrival of their baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,542 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 11/29 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
After the Fall by mctazman reviews
When Harry gets killed in the Forbidden Forrest, he learns that he made a big mistake. One he gets a chance to correct. A re-do fic, obviously. Rating is just in case, may be lowered once finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,565 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 5/20 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Witches of Westfield by EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 232,041 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
The Rise of Overlord Vulcan - Rewrite! by The Dark Dragen reviews
Read as how a different history, having an imaginary twin sister at a young age, and a having a different life before Hogwarts changes Harry from a weak and lonely boy, to the most powerful Dark Wizard the world had ever seen - Overlord Vulcan. (Second Year Begins!) Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 238,575 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G.] OC
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 486,562 - Reviews: 4133 - Favs: 7,357 - Follows: 9,349 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 4/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 269,534 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 4/26 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M.
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,487 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,373 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 4/30 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. — (Eventual Harry/Hermione) Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,117 - Reviews: 5088 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 6,037 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 7/19 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETE! With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts in this story full of heart, humor, and spectacle. And the occasional swear word. Powerful!Grey!Ravenclaw!Harry, GreaterGood!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 280,512 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 5,432 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 5/17 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Ghosts of the Past by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Sequel to Child of the Storm. Harry's life has changed a lot over the past year, what with the return of his father, Thor, murder attempts by everything from HYDRA assassins to Elder Gods keeping him on his toes and making a few new friends. But while Chthon and HYDRA are gone, all sorts of dark things have been stirred up, things thought long gone. And guess who they're after...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,176 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 7/12
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 48,647 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
The Snitch Effect by Baron Morpheus reviews
A strange set of circumstances reminds Harry that there's more to life than goofing off with your best friend. Future Smarter/Powerful!Harry; HHr, future RWLL & NLGW. Title refers to the Butterfly Effect, because every single change in this fic is a result of Harry's crush on Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,103 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.]
Fifty Shades of Harmony by HP Slash Luv reviews
A collection for the Fifty Shades of...Challenge on HPFC. All Harry/Hermione. And unless I specify, all one-shots are unrelated. Current Summary: Hermione comes home to the usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Second World: Deadman's Hand by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry is entering into a new phase of his life, now all bets are off! Who will be left holding the Deadman's Hand? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,848 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 9/19/2015
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 2/11 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,642 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Addicted by 9876grpc reviews
Post-Hogwarts story that takes place when they're all 21 and assumes they have become somewhat normal young adults that like to party and date (shocker). Hermione is recovering from her split with Ron and Harry has become a bit of a ladies man. The story starts the night that lines are crossed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 1/23 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lavender B.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 171,526 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 2/13/2008
Harry Potter and the Time Warp by joenaruhina57 reviews
Harry is an Investigative Auror with a disturbing past. After the war, he finds himself in love with his best friend Hermione, but he decides to leave her alone due to her relationship with Ron. Years later he meets Hermione, he finds her abused and unhappy. Both escape to the past trying to change the world for the better. Ron, Snape, Dumbledore bashing. Under revision...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,575 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden from them. Some time ago, he woke up and finds himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,919 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 6/4 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
An Ace In The Hole by aadixon reviews
Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,227 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,619 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 11/30/2015
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 403,551 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 4,899 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and his Brainy Girls V2 by sheltie reviews
A revamped version of my Brainy Girls. This will only contain all of my non-M chaps from the series. Think of it as a present to those who miss HBG on this site. Reposted chap 155 with corrected typo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 182 - Words: 186,347 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P.
Magical Archeologist by zeropolis79 reviews
Suspended from Hogwarts, Harry finds a placement at another school but upon finding out about his family, he decides to take new steps to deal with Voldemort and investigates a new career path. Dumbledore/Snape/Molly W bashing, Harry/OC. Also crossover with 1980's cartoon/toy range MASK.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,646 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Mutt W., Harry P.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 6,913 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Forget Where You Belong by Potato19 reviews
One shot set during fifth year. When Luna mentions to Harry something she's noticed about him and Hermione; the wizard in question takes it to heart and decides to take action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/25 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Niflheim Academy by Araceil reviews
"The Ministry must be seen to do something", and with that, Harry Potter's wand is snapped. Expelled in his second year, he is invited to a new school famous for being the home of one of the Eight Great Repositories of Knowledge. But with Voldemort alive and the Chamber of Secrets still open, he will need every resource his new school possesses to stay alive in the coming years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,857 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 4/10 - Harry P.
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,741 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 9/14
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 215,144 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 7,892 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dark Empire by Light-in-Oblivion reviews
Harry Potters brother is hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived, leaving Harry forgotten. But when Harry discovers a secret about the first Peverell everything changes. Thrust into a world much larger than he could ever dream about, Harry must rebuild a Empire, avenge an ancestor and understand one truth. Peace is a Lie.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,700 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 1/11 - [Harry P., Aayla S.]
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 5/23 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 6,782 - Updated: 10/13 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/9 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Love Letter by narugirl2003 reviews
One simple letter was all it took to change the view of a friendship. A simple correspondence between a 21 year old Harry from 2001 and a 15 year old Hermione from 1994 was all it took to alter that friendship into something more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 142,786 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Walked on Water by Starfox5 reviews
AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 7/30 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 712,046 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
The Day The Dursleys Came To Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 reviews
It's the day of the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and the last people that Harry ever expected to be there to see him before he was to face the dragon was the Dursleys, or even the other revelations that would be revealed. H/Hr. Some Draco bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 202,313 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D. - Complete
Luna's Cupboard by AuthorRichard reviews
Harry finds Luna locked in a cupboard on the fourth of November 1994. Rescuing Luna leads to a much better year than either could have hoped for. Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, Molly, Ron and McGonagall. Lunar Harmony eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dobby
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,892 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 286 - Published: 9/11 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not a Poof by broomstick flyer reviews
Yet another tale of the tri-wizard. Harry makes his choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/9 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 2/6 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Night Moves by Nidoran Duran reviews
After the Death Eater attack at the Quidditch world cup sends Harry into an overworked panic trying to get stronger, Hermione resorts to desperate measures to get him to relax. Namely, secret nightly visits to help him let off some steam, but Harry's not quite as sleepy as he lets on, and Hermione is in for a while slew of surprises to come. Commission for Lord of Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 8/8 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B., Parvati P.]
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/3 - Harry P.
A Witch, A Wizard and A Mechanic by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry's had enough. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. Turns out, leaving behind friends is harder than one might think however. And an unexpected lead towards a new life provides a surprise. Unfortunately life is rarely so simple right? Pairings: MAYBE Harry/Multi, starting off Harry/Hermione. GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated T may progress to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,587 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 6/6
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,922 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28 - OC - Complete
Engineering Doll Making by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Hogwarts has two individuals working together to torment all who have done them wrong. One by one, the Engineer will set his traps. One by one, the Doll Maker will punish those deserving with her creations. It is impossible to avoid them. Impossible to separate them. -Basically PWP, language. All warnings inside. Just say it is 'M' for a very good reason. Should be MA, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 376,952 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/13 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8164 - Favs: 11,727 - Follows: 15,387 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Something Wicked by The Muse of Apollo reviews
After dying again, Harry is sent back where he learns that the wizarding world is much darker than Harry thought it was. Can he save those he loves, and make the world better or will the Darkness consume him? Abandoned due to writer in corner syndrome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,827 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In enemy waters by DerLaCroix reviews
Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dragons! by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The first task of the Triwizard Tournament, but with different dragons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/15
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 294,774 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 8,562 - Follows: 9,859 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 4,113 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 3/20/2015
Harry Potter and Destiny's Last Chance by Amoretti2008 reviews
My take on Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" challenge. Harry is sent back to his third year on his last chance to fulfill his destiny and change his life for the better. Can he defeat Voldemort, get the girl, and keep his Death from getting fired? Contains a few characters from Black Butler, select Weasley and Dumbledore bashing, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Second Presence by Inozender reviews
The moment the voice talked to him Harry Potter's life was changed forever. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,599 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 727,104 - Reviews: 10207 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 9/4/2005
The World of The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Hormonal 4th Year by VenomBat22 reviews
During his 4th year at Hogwarts, Harry see's the females of the school in a new light, along with being chosen for the Triwizard Tournament. Harry Harem. M for sex and possible language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/23/2014
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... a bit of mystery, some romance, no slash. Time Travel! On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,323 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Three Back Two by Mistivir reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Luna Lovegood go through the Veil at the Department of Mysteries. They end up being thrown two years into the past. What will be different this time around, and why is Dumbledore's arm missing when the three return for the Triwizard Tournament? And what on earth is Draco Malfoy getting up to during the night?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/2 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/3/2015
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,174 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 5,758 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Assassin Supreme by rishisingh reviews
What if some one found baby Harry on step of number 4 and took Harry with him and raised. I don't own any thing but my laptop and my brain. Dark but not evil Harry Dumbeldoor/Molly/Ron/Ginny bashing. HP/HG/NT/LL/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,759 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 4,438 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Richard Granger and his justice by broomstick flyer reviews
Mild mannered Richard Granger along with professor Flitwick decides to deal out some justice. Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/29 - F. Flitwick, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Thanks to the Basilisk by David-El reviews
There's only one person who's always been there when Harry's needed her, and when he comes close to losing her, it makes him realize what's really important, such as his love for Hermione Granger. An answer to ProudMudblood's Second Year Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Through The Looking Glass by James Spookie reviews
Things go very differently on that fateful Halloween night. When Voldemort defies natural law and rises from the dead, he wages war on the wizarding world. in desperation, Dumbledore finds a way to bring a hero into the world, but is it the hero the world needs, and will he be capable of saving them, or will he need saving from himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,982 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Mandy B.
Saving Her Saving Himself by hostial reviews
Harry Potter's world is dead. Everyone he ever loved and cared for is dead. Fallout from the world trying to rid itself of magic is just too great. Hoping the pain would end he went and walked through the veil only to be sent to save her. GWL Story H/Multi H-HG-FD-NT-OC Lemons, Fem-slash and other kinks. First story. Chapters 1-19 now beta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,884 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Hermione's Furry Little Problem: Deleted by Admins by Gandalf's Beard reviews
Like the title says. :P See chapter for details of where to find the story. I will be posting completely smut-free sections of the chapters as I update, but for the rest you will have to go off-site. FWB!Swingers!Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 162 - Words: 139,097 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/20 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Harry Potter - Tempore Cor by Luminatrix reviews
Harry Potter becomes mortally wounded during the Ministry Battle as the shards of a broken Time-Turner causes him to gain the power to manipulate time and space. Is this the 'power he knows not? Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna Pairing or H/HR/L? Who is the one destined to be with Harry? Set during the Order of the Phoenix. Smart, Powerful Harry with training.Dumbledore/Weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,440 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 3/27 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 821,648 - Reviews: 7786 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 6,505 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Witch 3 by Argo0 reviews
Harry Potter manages an up and coming girl band called Witch 3, made up of his best friends since childhood. Of course, right before their first big show, the girls have a surprise for him, one that he's more than eager to accept, even if the clock is ticking. SMUT HP/HG/SB/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/11 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
Changing Fate's Plans by Golasgil Sindar reviews
At the end of 4th year Hermione asks the Headmaster to help Harry. He turns to Sirius and things quickly get out of control. How will Harry react to the sudden changes it forces upon him? Slightly altered book 4 events, Harry and Hermione got together while their schoolmates ignored them once his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. H/Hr/DG femslash, Weasley bashing except Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,994 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/5 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.]
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 6855 - Favs: 5,583 - Follows: 6,259 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,033 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 8,244 - Follows: 9,910 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Neko's Mate by Vance McGill reviews
Hermione's Polyjuice mishap in Second Year causes her to become a Neko! While visiting Hermione in the Hospital Wing, Harry discovers he's a Metamorphmagus. But that is not the only new discoveries for Harry and Hermione. What will this mean for the future? And what does it mean to be a Neko's Mate? Harry/Hermione/Harem. Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bender!Harry. More info inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 212,021 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/29 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter & Hermione Granger's Sexual Secrets by Maylia reviews
Harry & Hermione have admitted their teenage desires to each other. They want to let their steam off, but its been difficult to do so, being in Hogwarts during this sexual storm. But does that stop them? They break the rules every year anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,011 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Cho C. - Complete
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood will start the long needed reformation of the magical world, hand in hand. HP/HG/DG/LL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 296,160 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Katarn Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will not be controlled. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,904 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Child of the Phoenix by DZ2 reviews
A Sirius Secret Response: When Harry thinks he's all ready to go back to Hogwarts, Sirius drops a bombshell that changes EVERYTHING! Now, in the knowledge that he's more than your average wizard, can Harry adjust to a new life, a new destiny and a new FAMILY? Bonded Powerful Harmony; OOC Characters; Misguided Dumbledore; SERIOUS AU X-Men;
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,106 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Jean G., Cyclops] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 9693 - Favs: 10,084 - Follows: 9,776 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How a marauder deals with a troll by Glimmande Solsken reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone? Adopted by me from Drauchenfyre. I don't own Harry Potter since I'm not J.K Rowling. Disc
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 3,685 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... RonDumbles(possibly)GinnyMolly bashing, and Harry/Hermione/Luna for the pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,060 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
A Tale of Gems by FireIsCatching17 reviews
Harry Potter is not some clueless, bumbling idiot when he arrives at Hogwarts and this messes everything up for Dumbledore. New friendships and enemies are created. How will Dumbledore deal with this unexpected twist in events? Follow the story of Independent!Harry as he rights the wrongs that have been made. Slytherin!Harry Harry/Hermione Manipulative!Dumbledore Evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,092 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Susan B.]
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Harry and Harley by Rihaan reviews
As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or London, anymore. But he didn't care. Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,423 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy]
The Harem War by Vance McGill reviews
The One With The Power To Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches... but what if Voldemort wasn't the Dark Lord mentioned in the Prophecy? Harry discovers some shocking revelations. With his remaining friends, allies, and some new friends and allies, Harry flees England, in order to prepare for his destiny. Along the way he finds love... more than he might be able to handle!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 252,346 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Conversation atop the Astronomy Tower by Forthwith16 reviews
Free from her petrification and reunited with her friends, Hermione sought after the quiet refuge of the Astronomy Tower to plan for the future. It was a long overdue act after so many brushes with death. In another time, in another world, her night passed in quiet reflection, but that was not her fate. The difference one heart-to-heart conversation could make was astounding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,340 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/30 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Loving Death by GreyKing46 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Werewolf and a Veela Walk Into a Pub by Ares.Granger reviews
AU story in which there's a hiccup in the narrative third year. Harry is bit by Lupin trying to protect Hermione. Shortly after that Hermione learns she's a Veela. And their worlds shift as their new identities grow. Apologies for a not-so-good summary. I loathe writing them. Grey Dumbledore, AU, Veelaness and lycanthropy, other stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,789 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Seamus F., Dean T.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/24 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Wand, Knife and Silence by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
Number 48 Rebirth by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry has died, again. This is his last shot, his last chance before he gets written off forever. This is his 48th life. But he is not alone, the game plan has changed and he's got a plan to fix everything. Hopefully while avoiding dying again. Death at his shoulder. Warnings language and possible mature situations later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,948 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, OC
Shifted Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Harry James Potter-Malfoy is about to celebrate his eleventh birthday, and through his bedroom window he gets his Hogwarts letter. Which house will he end up in? Sequel to Harsh Reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Wardens of the Fae by Steam Powered Crow reviews
A response to Paladeus challenge "Champions of Lilith". With the Future all but lost, The Faerie Queen sends one of her last children to send Harry Potter and his lovey ladies, Hermione and Luna, back in time to prevent Voldemort's reign. Against Dark Lords, false friends and plotting old men, can they set the future right? Lunar Harmony. AD/SS/RW/MW/GW bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
Wait, That Isn't Right by Fairywm reviews
Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this. What will the Wizarding World do when Harry makes a vow and tells about his life to the whole school? A recount of Harry's life, by an angry young wizard and what happens after. One-shot. No real bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/14 - Harry P. - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/15 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Veela, The Seeker and The Bookworm by Promise10 reviews
A little event can change everything. A more aware Harry Potter manages to save Fleur Delacour from Victor Krum in the maze, and there begins an unusual friendship that would unearth secrets capable of rocking magical Britain. Also, where exactly does Harry's female best friend fit into all of these? H/Hr/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Harry Gets Angry by Fairywm reviews
If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 3/1 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry's Propaganda by Fairywm reviews
What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 164 - Published: 2/29 - Harry P. - Complete
Really? I Have More Vaults? by Fairywm reviews
Harry goes to pay off his debt to Gringotts. He finds out that he is related to a lot of legends. Why are the goblins laughing at him when he asks about their vaults?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/28 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Bill W. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,321 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Brilliant Idea by Vanilla Jester reviews
After spending most of the night worrying about how he's going to survive the Triwizard Tournament, Harry has a desperate idea; what if he makes some more polyjuice potion, and instead of using a sample from a human, he uses a feather from a phoenix? Warning, contains Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Rose Lily Potter -- Metamorphmagus-Who-Lived by Vance McGill reviews
Rose Potter, a Metamorphmagus, has grown up as a girl for most of her life, and firmly believes she is a girl. How will she cope at Hogwarts, when everyone believes she is Harry Potter, a boy? Full Summary and more inside. Rose/Hermione/Susan (Friendship, slight budding fem-slash romance for now) Girl!Metamorphmagus!Harry CH. 28 POSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,682 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.]
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 5995 - Favs: 8,160 - Follows: 6,624 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Finally 17! by 9876grpc reviews
Rose is FINALLY turning 17 and she can't wait to seduce that older wizard she's had her eye on for years...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,671 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Rose W., Harry P.] - Complete
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,830 - Published: 2/8 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Rise of Overlord Vulcan! by The Dark Dragen reviews
Read Harry's journey through his first few years at Hogwarts, and how it made him start his quest to become the new most feared Overlord ever known: Overlord Vulcan. Dark/EVIL/VERY Powerful/Harry/BIG Harem. Not for children - PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,451 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC, Hermione G.]
Unfinished Journeys, Untraveled Roads by Polydicta reviews
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P.
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 251 - Published: 2/1 - Complete
Divine Intervention by jjslll54 reviews
Harry and Hermione are betrayed by Ron during the horcrux hunt and this story is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,194 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 7,722 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 10,037 - Follows: 12,158 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
One Giant Leap for Wizardkind by The Ghostly Minion reviews
At the end of her sixth year, Hermione Granger is disgusted with how she treated her best friend. She makes amends and they find Voldemort's ace in the hole and trump it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,555 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Luna L.
How his destiny suddenly didn't seem so bleak by Avana92 reviews
After hearing the prophecy and losing Sirius Harry is distraught, realizing he can't possible duel Voldemort, until Hermione makes him realize that that isn't necessary at all. Slightly AU and ignorant wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/9 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizards In Winter by Mionefan reviews
Hermione vows to protect Harry and she inherits an old Grimoire left to her by her grandmother. Title is taken from an instrumental of the same name by The Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,440 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Wizards Christmas Carol by sprinter1988 reviews
Well, 'tis about that time of year when I usually attempt to churn out something festive. A Snape-centric fic, though he is not portrayed in a positive light all the way through. On the other hand, I am going to try to be at least somewhat nice to him in this the title implies, this is based of the great story by Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Severus S., Evan R., A. Sinistra
Poor Decisions by aadixon reviews
One decision can change your life. In the case of Harry Potter, two decisions changed the future for the entire world. In a twist of fate, Harry gets to change those decisions.; AU starts after book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Destiny Done Right by AlthosHol reviews
Harry Potter sacrificed everything for the world and it all amounted to nothing. Now in his final moments will Destiny take pity on an old man without hope? Fate had her turn. Now it's time for Destiny to show everyone how it's done right. Will you try again Harry Potter? Will you save them all or let history repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,062 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Fleur D.]
With Fires And Pillows by LiquidxLollipop reviews
What happens when heartache and Firewhiskey meet? The world shifts, views change, and life is irrevocably altered. After Ron and Lavender display a messy kiss, the other two of the Golden Trio retreat to escape the pain. In the process of numbing their pain, they see each other clearly for the first time. RATED M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! Graphic lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,779 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The new Mrs Potter by Harry50 reviews
Things start changing after the third task, and not necessarily for worse. Harry's magic makes choices for him and he actually likes the results. [Harry/ Hermione/Fleur/Multi]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,693 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and his New Beginning by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Witch Wishing by Teddylonglong reviews
Hermione Granger's upbringing is not much different from Harry's. However, she is not only smart but also powerful and takes matters into her own hands. Completely AU, partly OOC, takes place from before Hogwarts, will also cover the Hogwarts years. HP/HG Rating due to one char!death in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,041 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by Rihaan reviews
It started off as something simple - a snippy response to a sexist list he found. It was no big deal. He thought anger would be the biggest reaction, and practically destroy any relationship he could have ever had with a witch. Oh, was he wrong. So, very wrong. He thought all of his problems were over after Voldemort's demise. It was just beginning. Harry/Multi or Harem, AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,117 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 5,505 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,528 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., George W. - Complete
Hermione's Offer by The Ghostly Minion reviews
Alternate. The last battle with Lord Voldemort is imminent. Harry knows that he has little chance of surviving. He speaks to the spirits of James, Lily and Sirius, promising to vanquish Voldemort. But he also tells them of his sole regret. However, Hermione overhears and offers a solution. H/H, NL, LL, MM, Poppy P, LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Neville L. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 4,916 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Best Friend by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
Harry meets Hermione on the train and names her his best friend. Not having been anyone's friend, let alone best friend, before, Hermione doesn't know what to do. Luckily, she finds a book by S. O. P. Black on how to be the best best friend a guy could ask for. Unwittingly (or not) she takes everything she reads to heart. EXTREMELY AU - responsible Dursleys, Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 430 - Published: 10/26/2015
An Imprudent Proposal by Violaceae reviews
An epiphany regarding his feelings for Hermione prompts Harry to take decisive action. Takes place summer after fifth year. Silly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Big Happy Weasley Family by Vexuq reviews
**Written by WerewolfWarrior** I've uploaded this fic because his original version has disappeared of the web and I don't want anyone to miss out on this great fanfiction. Based on the challenge, Weasley family Bull. (Cuckold story)[Het] by DobbyDobs on hpfanficarchive. **** I do not take credit for this fanfiction, it was written by WerewolfWarrior!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,310 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,157 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Days of Future's Past by Elaina the Ice Queen reviews
It had been years since Harry realised that Voldemort was nothing but a pawn, and Albus Dumbledore was always behind the game silently watching it unfold. And so Hermione decides to goes back, back to the very beginning. Slytherin!Harry/Hermione. Time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 227,614 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Pretend by erbkaiser reviews
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter and the Power of InheritanceRewrite by HarryMuto reviews
UNDERGOING MINOR REWRITE Summary: Harry receives a strange and unexpected letter from Gringotts Wizarding Bank in the Summer after his fifth year. This letter allows Harry to become the Man he was meant to be: Master/Slave, Sub/Dom, Fem-slash, AU, AR, OOC, Lemons, Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Astoria G.
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,267 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Hand of Judgment by Shadows of Vanity reviews
What are the depths of the darkness of the human heart? How far will you go to protect the ones you love? What defiance will you risk for a cause? Slightly AU. re details inside. Complete Rewrite Underway
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,441 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 9,022 - Follows: 10,734 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Here At The End Of All Things by RhysThornbery reviews
Time waits for no man, or woman. This is the End. Age has taken what little was left. It's time to go. Harry and Hermione, at a fan fiction end to canon. An end yes, but also possibly, new beginnings. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harsh Reality - The Birthday Boy by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is spending his first birthday with his adoptive mother, Marge Dursley, but does anything ever run smoothly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality - Half A Wish by Duochanfan reviews
Harry finally get chance to have his wish fulfilled, but its only part of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015
Harsh Reality - A Wish Fulfilled by Duochanfan reviews
The last part of Harry's wish has finally come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 7,323 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cats' Harmony by Skipsophrenic reviews
Hermione realises she wants Harry to be hers, but she more importantly wants to be his. She has hidden a secret from him for two years, scared he wont accept her now. Follow their story as they deal with the Tri-Wizard tournament, their own feelings come to light and a betrayal, and a surprise ally. H/Hr - H/Hr/DG Later on
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,333 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
On Seas We Never Sailed by DeadKings reviews
Harry and Hermione tackle the clue to the Second Task together and inadvertently change the course of their destinies. AU, Hhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,841 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
A Curious Sight by megamatt09 reviews
After Harry leaves the Dursleys in the aftermath of blowing up Marge, he stumbles on quite the peculiar little sight. Of course, Harry being Harry, he has to investigate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,937 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L/Power Girl, Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 5,478 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Getting It Right by TXWitchywoman reviews
Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,933 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Return For Her by iowa-tarheel reviews
Summary: This story is a take on Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry meets his grim reaper, he is not as accepting of the number of times he's died, and he lets them know it. H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
HP OneShots by Rihaan reviews
A collection of HP One-shots and Omakes that pop into my head once in a while, with the occasional crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P.
Ride The Lightning by JenJenSon reviews
Harry and Hermione have to continue on after Ron leaves. One night changes everything and the war is about to get much harder. HH/HG LEMONS! Pregnancy OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,358 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 6,551 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ride on the Erotic Express by Englishhedgehog13 reviews
Set in sixth year. On the train home for the Christmas holidays, Hermione tries to find Harry and ends up in one of the last situations she would expect to be in. HarryXHermioneXLavender threesome, minor Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B.] - Complete
Payment Plan by Argo0 reviews
Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,994 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 5,020 - Follows: 6,722 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 8,238 - Follows: 9,439 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Nobody Cared: King's Island by etherian reviews
This is a very long one shot I wrote after I updated the original story Nobody Cared. There is a bit of drama but where would Harry and Severus be if there wasn't some drama now and then in their lives. King's Island is a wizarding island off of New England in America. It goes without saying that this is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Promotion by Endgames reviews
Harry is "the" one with "the" power to defeat the Dark Lord. As in, the only one with the ability to do so. Featuring everyone being a bit smarter, and an education system that makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When My Life Began by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
COMPLETE and updated 9/14/12! This story is an off shoot from "Things That Make You Go Hummm," by Dracom Blade. Totally A/U and hopefully fun to read. Bashes some characters like Bumbles, Molly, Snape, and others. This story is complete and is a Harry with three wives. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. H/Hr/FD/LL 4/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Guardian by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
AU one shot about what happened on 31 October 1981 at Godric Hollow and shortly thereafter. There are no parings or angst - I don't do angst and rarely read it. Rated 'T' for a few curse words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
My First Month as a Wizard by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Life Changing Halloween by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
A/U NON CANON look at what could have happened in the Hogwarts 1994-95 school year if Harry had some support in his life that took no crap from certain wizards. A smart, well educated Harry taught by Goblins, Elves, and unnamed Wizards. Main parings are H/DG/LL/FD and NL/HrG. Hopefully there is a grain of humor in here. Minor spelling/grammar changes to all eight chapters: 04/22/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Luna L., Fleur D.] - Complete
A Letter of Rejection and the Aftermath by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
NON-CANON! What if Harry sent a letter of rejection to Hogwarts and a few others. This Harry is a fully trained Mage raised in the USA and hates sheeple. It's fluffy and hopefully humorous in places with a touch of violence. There is course language therefore the M rating. It's Harry/Luna with an addition at the end. Updated: 11/29/2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,575 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. His decision to join Hermione for the Easter Holidays changes everything that he knows. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,212 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and Just Some Island by M-python-girl reviews
It's the summer before Third Year. Harry takes a blood-test to get his money from Gringotts, and gets a legacy from his mother's side. Now he owns a tropical island. It would be completely unremarkable if it weren't for the Crumple Horned Snorkacks and the Bloops. Rating increased temporarily for swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Dobby
Where the Heart Is by Xelan reviews
One summer, Harry visits Hermione's house and meets with her parents. Been done to death, in fact, I've written it a few times myself. Let's change it up a little, shall we? Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 174 - Published: 5/27/2015
The Amulet by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry Receives a gift, that literally changes his life and those closest to him. Errors fixed and added new content to Ch8 let me know of other errors you find. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,738 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
The Dungeons & Attics of Hogwarts by etherian reviews
Hogwarts is no ordinary castle. Severus Snape began wandering and exploring the castle as a student to get away from the Marauders. A diligent, and curious Slytherin, he discovered the beginning of secrets few but some of the Headmasters and Headmistresses knew. He continued to explore whilst a teacher - and this is what he found...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015
What Am I Signing? by megamatt09 reviews
You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
A Real Keeper by Xelan reviews
First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,836 - Reviews: 5696 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 11,726 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Marriage Problems by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione is worried that her husband is 'working late' a lot recently... Post-Hogwarts AU. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry and the Heart of Magic by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Harry was born with a natural understanding of magic, and this has broken many of the chains intended to weaken him back at Privet Drive. Instead of growing up abused, he's grown up with different Dursleys, and is more aware of what lays ahead of him. Manipulative!Dumbledore!Bashing, Grey!Smart!Powerful!Harry, Weasley!Draco!Snape!Bashing, Self-Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 178,146 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and The Power of The Coven by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
AU When five American witches fill gaps in the faculty at Hogwarts, new information is revealed, ties are formed, & Harry, getting more powerful each day, just may have found the power the Dark Lord knows not. Severitus. SS/OFC, HP/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 227,653 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dedication through Light and Darkness by arrancarkuriboh reviews
During the selection of the Tri-wizard Champions, Harry touches the Goblet of Fire, causing it to react strangely. H/HR to start. This may become Harry/Harem later. Super!(Not Godlike) Harry. Gray!Harry, Gray!Hermione. Rated M for lemons (later) and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Wizards, Vegas, Wine and Wedding by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
AU of Blood Brandy's Vegas Challenge. After the Tri-Wizard Disaster, Harry Potter is fleeing Britain with his godfather for murdering several prominent purebloods, as well as using the killing curse. The fact it was deatheaters and on Voldemort's homunculus doesn't concern the ministry. Fleeing to the United States, the Potter Luck strikes again. HP/Teen Titan XO, Dumbles!Bash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Quits by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Enough is Enough! Sixteen years old, Harry has been through more than any young man should have to suffer. Losing his godfather sees to it that Harry is no longer going to rush forth into danger himself. He's letting his Slytherin side out to play, and Albus Dumbledore isn't happy about the changes in the boy. Not that Harry cares. AU, Smart!Harry, Slight!Bash!Weasleys & DumDum, OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 254 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Prophecy Problem (One-Shot) by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
In the Hall of Prophecies something that none of the key-players had foreseen takes place, and the plans are permanently derailed as Harry becomes aware of not just the truth previously hidden, but a truth that came into existence solely because of the lies he has lived through already. Made aware of the many betrayals, he does what needs to be done. One-Shot, Dark!Harry, Dum!Bash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Complete
Warlock's Throne by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
When a Prophecy places her son at risk, Lily Potter nee Evans is not going to just rely on Dumbledore's word but sets her own plan in motion. She was not called the smartest witch of her generation without a reason. With her changes, future remains clouded, and the only time will tell, for Prophecies are for Fools. AU, Non-Horcrux Harry, Powerful!Harry, Lily Lives, Alternate School
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,176 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 6,288 - Follows: 5,903 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Marriage is by mandymld reviews
Hermione and Harry attend the first anniversary ball of the defeat of Voldemort and face another foe. This time an irate Molly Weasley who is angry she broke up with Ron. Severus, Remus and Tonks live because I hate how they died in the story. JKR should have killed off Arthur instead like she had originally planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Molly W. - Complete
One Shots by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Some stories I began, but really have no motivation to finish. If you'd like to go with the plotline/story, go for it, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P.
Unknown Then Found by sarhea reviews
Harry finds out he's bonded and as always, Hermione helps him uncover the details. One-shot. Not for YIM - smut, lemons. Added a Reactions chapter COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Winky - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 596 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Chem Prof's Mini Plots by chem prof reviews
I have a lot of plot ideas floating around, of varying degrees of complexity. I'm creating this collection as a place to post the shorter ones that I don't feel warrant a separate title of their own. My thinking is that this might be a way to write up some of these ideas, post them, and move on instead of trying to stretch everything into a full story. We'll see how it goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voldy and the Rat by Poetheather1 reviews
Hey there boys and girls... it's time once again for your favorite villains. "Its Voldy and the Rat, its Voldy and the Rat. Once is a genius the other a prat..." Occasionally Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32685 - Favs: 19,745 - Follows: 15,909 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ethereal Incandescence by DalkonCledwin reviews
16 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione sit down to discuss work in a small diner in Diagon Alley, when suddenly the Alley's Ward's fail. Next thing our Heroes know they are faced with having to live their lives over again. Powerful!Harry/Hermione. Manipulative!Dumbledore, probably Weasley Bashing. (On Hiatus... Need to figure out where I want this to go)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,259 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Isle of the Druids by raven spotter reviews
A super powered Harry Potter Fic, main pairings, Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna. Rated M for child abuse there will be no sex scenes as my daughters will probably read this and that would be just icky. Raven Spotter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,984 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
Harry Potter's Golden Rule by red-jacobson reviews
Post War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,650 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 7,657 - Follows: 8,182 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix Wolves by sgts16 reviews
Harry Finds the power he knows not, multi girls, and set after his 5th year at Hogwarts. Will be M for Later chapters. HP/DG/SB/MM/HG With Weasley and Dumbledore Bashing! Story is being edited from Chapter Six on to comply with site rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,644 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G., Susan B., Morag M.
It's MY Life by neveralostfan reviews
What to do, what to do? So many new choices. So many new ways it can all be. At least it will all be MY choice this time. At least as much as I can make it so. H/Hr with a hopeful new twist. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,407 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Next Great Adventure by Vance McGill reviews
Alternate Title: Reincarnation. When Lily Potter dies, she meets Death in the afterlife. She has a choice: move on with James, or help Harry with his destiny. She takes the second choice. But something goes wrong. Now a girl named Holly Evans will help Harry on his path to his destiny. Eventual HP/HG/Harem; Dumbledore, Ron, Molly bashing. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Harry P., OC, Hermione G.]
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Redoing it Voldemort Style by severusphoenix reviews
Fanfiction has sent nearly everyone back to 'fix' things except for the Dark Lord. So this is very AU and the 'fates' or whoever decide that Tom should have a try at it. To Voldemort's dismay he must try to save both the wizarding world and the muggle one as well. Don't really know what pairings I'll try for this time, the characters will likely let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Pleasures by Nariko7star reviews
Harry is an amazing boyfriend and gives his girlfriend Hermione everything she could ask for. But she feels guilty that she can't seem to give him the one thing she wants to give him the most: Pleasure. This is a Harry Potter AU featuring Harry and Hermione. This is a rather long One-shot. Please be advised that this is for Mature readers only due to sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4684 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Distracted by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Missing Harry by HPFANGIB reviews
At the end of fifth year Harry disappears from Hogwarts only to resurface from time to time through out the summer, what is he doing. CH6 updated, CH7 Posted. A Harry/Multi story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Jealous? by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas with the Grangers by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 351 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,300 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L.
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 4,616 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Let Us Cling Together by UndoneRhapsody reviews
A shared kiss in desperate times leads to something far greater than either of them could imagine as Harry and Hermione find themselves growing impossibly close to each other. A kiss that changes the very wheels of fate itself. A different take on a soul-bond Fic. AU at GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,747 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Neville L.
Remus Lupin and the Restaurant that Attracts Annoying Customers by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4303 - Favs: 5,051 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
This Bag of Stones by opaque-fantasy reviews
When he was young, Harry was given a bag of stones and told they were 'magical'. To anyone else, it was plain rubbish. To Harry however, it was hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,882 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Circle by RandomOmens reviews
Harry will learn about his family and the government of the wizarding world. Then thrust into a tournament he never entered he will seek out innovative ways of conquering the challenges set before him. Starts from Harry's fourth year and goes AU from there. H/Hr. I won't be kind to Ron but I won't bash him either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
Broken Wand, Broken Chains by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
When Harry is expelled and his wand snapped by the Wizengamot for defending himself against Dementors, Harry Potter finds himself wondering what else will they take unless he chooses to leave quickly. When more and more realizations reach the surface he begins to wonder if staying in the Wizarding World is even worth the pain. AU 5th year & beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Travelling Children by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Three children, when playing with a device that none of them understand, are thrust into a world where none of them quite know what to do with themselves. Harry Potter, meanwhile, had thought that killing Voldemort had meant that he no longer had to deal with the bizarre occurrences that seemed to gravitate towards him. He was wrong. Sixth year, heavy AU, up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Lisa T.] OC - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There Was a Girl by Pelahnar reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Man He Feared by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
They always said he was the only man Voldemort feared. A tale of what should have happened after Halloween 1981, and how Dumbledore could have been the great and powerful wizard that he's hyped as. Harry will grow up loved and Tom Riddle will stay dead, if Albus Dumbledore has anything to say about it. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Alice L.
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Interludes and Vignettes by Cloud Zen reviews
A Collection of Drabble and One-shot ideas jointly explored and composed by Cloud Zen and Pax Humana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alleged Soul Mates by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Harry P., Su L.] Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 419 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4463 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 6,692 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Colours of Magic by Tamalito reviews
Sometimes we are dealt a bad hand but we have to plough through and continue with our lives. Follow Harry, Hermione and Luna as they discover a world filled with magic and danger, while learning that love comes in many different ways. A/U. H/Hr/L. Lunar Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,685 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by erbkaiser reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 172 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter & Death's Revenge by Mionefan reviews
A new take on a familiar theme. Harry & Hermione die and are sent back. Takes place after DoM. Just a few new powers and an awareness of previous lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As Small As Small Is by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Animal by erbkaiser reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter & The Runic Affinity by HeWhoEscapesReality reviews
Following his fifth year, Harry finds himself depressed in self-induced guilt over Sirius' death, subconsciously altering the wards surrounding Privet Drive, forcing Dumbledore to move him to Headquarters. Acting upon a hunch, Dumbledore sends Hermione to be with Harry to help him get over his grief... and discover a magic long forgotten: a unique runic system to cast spells. H/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,258 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Came Out of the Darkness by COotD - otherwise inactive reviews
Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 255,467 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S.
Last Will by HPFANGIB reviews
In their sixth year Hermione finds Harry's Will, learning of his love for her, but what will she do with this knowledge. Pairings...I'm not telling, but there is a easy way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 628 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
DUEL by fantasy1290 reviews
What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 330,761 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Susan B.] - Complete
Night of the Fae by Takao1160 reviews
This Tale starts in the middle of Fifth year. It will very loosely follow Cannon. If you want strict cannon doctrine this story is not for you. Harry/ Hermione/ Luna Pairings. Harry related to the gaelic god of Justice and Truth? Hermione's heritage to a norse goddess, and Luna is related to an Fae Queen. Let the games begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,801 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Rewriting Time by elementalfiredragon reviews
After going to Kings Cross after being killed by Voldemort he has choose what he is going to do. After choosing he has to figure how he is going to change things. Harry/Hermione Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,150 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Deathly Avenger by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
This story looks at how the events of the Avengers movie would change if a powerful and skilled Harry Potter arrived from another universe around the beginning of the movie. Harry/Natasha pairing. Extremely powerful Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving him from the tournament by Avana92 reviews
She will do anything to keep him out of the tournament, including standing up to the most powerful wizard in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
Stockings Required by LadiePhoenix007 reviews
She is to meet her Master in the RoR and is dressed as commanded. What does her Master have in store for her tonight? - MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY - Warnings: Light bondage,Lemons, M/F - TwoShot! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Trial Of Harry Potter by aadixon reviews
The Statute Of Secrecy has fallen. Harry Potter has been arrested by Muggle Britain and charged with murder. All eyes watch as the single most important trial in modern history unfolds. Set after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione ((Written by my son, JB.) (Chapter One Rewritten 12/31/15))
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Realisation by loverofeevee reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 8,176 - Follows: 6,636 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Batman: Arkham Lord by Rihaan reviews
The Dark Knight makes an impression on the rest of the Gotham, and the World. And their women. Bruce/Multi, Arkhamverse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Vicki V., Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman]
Obliviate and Goodbye by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry finally loses his temper with Snape during his remedial potions lesson, which leads to him discovering some things that have him leaving Hogwarts and taking Hermione with him. But not before he visits Dumbledore to vent some anger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Away from Magic by broomstick flyer reviews
This little tale is about what happened after the battle of Hogwarts. It is not an exciting tale full of fight scenes or blood and guts. It is just a slow fluffy bit about Harry and Hermione. The Epilogue as I would like to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Show You by James Davey Smith reviews
17-year-old Lily Luna Potter seeks comfort in the arms of her father after her boyfriend breaks her heart. Incest. PWP. Second Chapter Harry/Lily/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Lily Luna P., Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Padma's Advice by HPFANGIB reviews
Hermione Takes Padma's Advice and gets the boy she wants. (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Padma P. - Complete
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
Ministry Six by blakekeane reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry finally has had enough. A few small changes are made, which results in the war ending much faster. Harry isn't a Horcrux. Pairings are Harry/Hermione , Neville/Ginny, Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel (not yet up)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Drifting In To Consciousness by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition's season 2. Round 4 prompt: "This time, your task is to write a fic that starts and ends with the same word." Hermione struggles to find her place in the post-war world. Luna tries to help. Harry/Hermione/Luna. Implied polamory, bisexuality, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
Little boy and bouilabaisse girl by potterheadcharles reviews
A short little one-shot for 'arry and Fleur. Harry is determined to not be a little boy anymore and Fleur is determined not to stop calling him the same. My second story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25805 - Favs: 16,438 - Follows: 12,482 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Champion by Takao1160 reviews
4th Year - Starts with Harry's selection as a champion. Harry is different he is angry, intelligent, and he absolutely does not want to participate in the tournament. Harry has a secret that he has shared with no one and new Harry is released and the pay-back begins. Strong Powerful - Harry /Fluer/ Daphne - Hermione later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 823 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 667 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 5,386 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 358 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Entirely Devoted by Edmond O'Donald reviews
This is a story about Harry and Hermione and what happens after Harry is rescued and brought to Grimmauld Place in the summer after his 5th year. It is unabashedly HHr - though there will be a second wife and a mistress for two houses. They will be minor characters. IT IS NOT CANON COMPLIANT. THE JKR TIMELINE IS TRASHED AND MEANINGLESS IN THIS STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,268 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Defense Against the Bad Snog by A Love So Strong reviews
Harry contemplates when Ginny tells them about Hermione kissing Krum. Devastated when he realizes he doesn't know how to snog at all, he turns to Hermione for tips, who in turn helps him with 'classes'. Will romance ensue? Of course! Chapter 1 edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Loopy Lovegood by Trieo reviews
Harry and Hermione approached a distraught Luna after the Battle of Hogwarts. They made her a promise to not abandon her, a promise that turns out to be more than they bargained for. Will they come up with a way to fix things before they all go loopy? Time loop, long loops. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 4,987 - Follows: 1,229 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Divergent Rebound by Promise10 reviews
Friendless and alone-that was how Harry felt after his selection in the Triwizard Tournament. However, some people forgot that you can only push a person so far before they break or bounce back. With some non-conventional help, Harry chose the second option. Will this help him re-forge his destiny? H/Hr/L, Lunar Harmony. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by MattD12027 reviews
The death of a former mentor and friend brings the survivors of the Second War back together after many years, reigniting old feelings and allowing them to examine where their lives have taken them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,975 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Teddy L.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Hermione Granger and the Relentless Pursuit by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot dealing with after the war. Too much will spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 480,015 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 4,644 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bond Thingy by JackPotr reviews
Just a little one shot I had fun with this afternoon. I can't give too many details as it's a pretty short story. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ascension Book One: Bloodline by megamatt09 reviews
AU. The Rewrite! There is much more to Harry Potter than meets the eye. Much more. Book One of Four. Harry/Kara/Faora/Diana/Karen/Multi. Massive harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 415,523 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,524 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
The List by 9876grpc reviews
Hermione makes a promise to her mother, after restoring her memories, before heading back to Hogwarts for her 8th year. What did she promise? To act like the carefree teenager she never got to be and follow through on five things. Somehow she ropes Harry into adopting the list as well and they soon find out that love is quite complicated! It should make for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 187 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Gray Ashes the World Let Loose by Romantic Silence reviews
A decade ago, Hermione left Britain to achieve greatness. Now the most famous witch of the century, she returns with her twin son and daughter, who are also the children of her best friend, Harry Potter. As both children prepare for Hogwarts, friction stirs between them and their half-siblings. However, for what reason did Hermione return? And why have people begun disappearing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlucky Thirteen by RonsFriend reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry is killed by Voldemort in the forest, instead of arriving at Kings Cross, he arrives in Death's waiting room. Sent back to the age of 8, he must do it all again to save those he can and complete his destiny. Eventual H/Hr. Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Ginny bashing. Good Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Last Chance by blakekeane reviews
Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, but instead of Dumbledore, he meets his Grim Reaper. Then surprisingly, Hermione shows up. Offered a chance to go back in time and change things, Harry and Hermione return to the land of the living. This time around, they will NOT be victims. Either of a master manipulator, or a deranged Dark Lord. My take on Reptilia28's challenge. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,943 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sexy Hallows by VenomBat22 reviews
Re-Upload under new title. Sequel to Harry's Sex Year. Fans have been wanting me to upload and some wondered where it went. Hope no one reports it if that was the case with SH. Enjoy this Harry Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Books and Cleverness by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! ON HOLD, WILL (eventually) BE REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,769 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
The Manipulation of War by Darius Black reviews
The time for subtle manipulation is over, it is time for war. sequel to Master Manipulator. M rating for future scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rebirth: A Second Chance by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
TO ALL READERS! THERE IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT AND CHALLENGE IN CHAPTER THREE OF THIS STORY! This story is the sequel to 'We Will Be Together Again'. Unless my challenge is answered, then this story will remain abandoned and unfinished. For more info, look inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Told you so! by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. During the winter holidays in Harry's first Hogwarts year, Hermione is badly injured. Harry wants to help her, but no one believes in him, except for one person of whom he would not have expected it at all. Completely AU! Just a little drabble for the New Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Flight Book 3: New Krypton by megamatt09 reviews
In the final book in the first Emerald Flight trilogy, Harry, Kara, and the rest of their wives and their allies gear up for a test bigger than anything else, as a lost city is uncovered, a group of aliens infiltrate Earth, and heroes face tougher challenges than ever before. Yet there are three keys able to unlock a mystery that is older than life itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,123 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Galatea] - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 244 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Father Christmas's Apprentice by sprinter1988 reviews
Seven year old Harry Potter sends a letter at Christmas time, a letter with the power to change his whole life for the better. A light-hearted (sort-of) festive story just for the holiday season, featuring none other than everyone's favourite white bearded man (not Dumbledore), his reindeer and his army of Elves. Oh, and Dobby, later. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Dobby
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 5,771 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Lightning among the Stars by Leonineus reviews
Following a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Written with permission of stargatesg1fan1, whose fic Beginning a New Path this is based off of; link to the uncensored version is on my profile!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,553 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
In Search of the Most Sincere - A Tale of Halloween by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween and Harry Potter has a task more daunting than facing down a troll after two months in school, tracking down Hermione Granger when she's trying not to be found. While not a complete crossover, the story does reference the works of Charles Schultz with all do consideration to both his memory and the world of JK Rowling. And no bashing was intended or accomplished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets While Sleeping by Sir Epic the Brave reviews
While Harry & Hermione are alone on the Horcuxe Hunt after Ron deserts them, Harry gets caught in an awkward, compromising situation with Hermione while she is sleeping. One thing leads to another leading to a very eventful morning sleep-in. Slight AU, Harry/Hermione, MATURE, sleep smut/lemon, nudity, adult situations, spoilers, minor Ron-bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Goblet and The Bag by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 283 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Side of Fame by Ares.Granger reviews
Harry and Hermione aren't around and Ginny and Ron decide to claim the victory over Voldemort for themselves. It would probably help if they weren't idiots. H/Hr Jealous Weasleys, EWE, slight alteration to horcrux narrative.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Normal by Radaslab reviews
(Continuation of Not Normal) Harry's life has changed from what it once was and he must accept his new life so that he might prepare for the war that looms in the future to avoid a far worse war he knows would be the price of failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
And Then He Woke Up by Ares.Granger reviews
What if everything that happened in the HP books was just a dream? Well this oneshot Harry/Hermione is about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Journey's End by Real Dark inferno reviews
Hermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney Australia. Lemon warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Emerald Flight Book Two: Conqueror by megamatt09 reviews
Sequel to Emerald Flight Book One: Union. A year after the meeting that changed their life, things do not slow down for Harry and Kara. New challenges are around every corner, and the enemies they fight are more dangerous than ever before. Looming in the distance is an enemy long thought gone who longs to make all kneel before him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 523,700 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 375 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Revealing Ink by emtlilu reviews
4th year begins and Harry is back with a new look and new experiences under his belt. How will he deal with the Triwizard Cup with these new revelations. Watch as he knocks everyone for a loop as he breaks house down barriers, and finds a new love interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,823 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Temperatio Temporalis by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Harry, Hermione and Luna go into the past to win a war they lost. First though, they have to ensure the other war ends like it's supposed to. Lunar Harmony, James/Lily, Xeno/Celeste, Frank/Alice, Sirius/Amelia, Remus/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 249 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
M-Day by mjimeyg reviews
M-Day. A day that would go down in history as the emergence of a new breed of humans. The Magicals. It all started with one individual who thought he was there to save the mutants. Sequel to Potter's Protector, rating for violence and swearing, no slash.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,583 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P.
Get It Right by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
My take at Reptilla 28 Challenge, with my own little additions on top! Harry Hermione Soul Bond, James and Lily survive!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Veela by colormonk reviews
Harry goes home early to surprise his wife to find her in bed with Malfoy what will he do. (Past Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Pernicious Possession of the Perfect Professor by AvalonianDream reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, answers to a gross attempt at defamation by Joanne Rowling and tells the true story of his brief tenure as a Hogwarts professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Gilderoy L.
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Special Guest by Xelan reviews
AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Following Instinct by GreenEvans reviews
Through all the piles of brick, the haze of battle, the survivors milling around, Harry could easily find her. Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Hopes and Dreams by Gemma Ethan Whitaker reviews
After his Firebolt is confiscated Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts and encounters the Patil Twins who give him advice and change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Padma P.
The rebirth of Tammy Riddle by Byakugan789 reviews
One-sho. Everybody likes to write epic stories about how they've made Harry Potter different, but invariably all of them, amusing they get that far, hit upon the same stumbling block that tests our willing suspension of disbelief when they get Harry in to the exact same position of being carted off to a creepy graveyard to resurrect Voldemort. Lets change things a little, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 1,048 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Short Break by chibifurby reviews
Ron leaves Harry and Hermione after getting fed up at the lack of progress in their hunt for the Horcruxes. Neither Harry or Hermione have taken it well. They must learn that they aren't alone in the fight, that they still have each other to rely on. Harry X Hermione, rated for blatant sexual content. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roads Untraveled by PokePotterfan93 reviews
For Round 2 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction contest. Harry comforts Hermione after witnessing her running after Ron kissed Lavender, he tells her some truths she needed to hear. Inspired by Roads Untraveled by Linkin Park.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Sex Year by VenomBat22 reviews
At the start of his sixth year, girls begin finding a new thing about the Chosen One. Something that'll change him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Book Transformation by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Seven-year-old Harry Potter accidentally transforms into a book, and Hermione discovers it... a combination with consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A Brave New World by vagrantboy reviews
PostDH No Epilogue. A new beginning and adventure for Harry and Hermione takes them to places they had never deemed possible. Rating for themes and issues addressed in later chapters. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Perils of Prospective Pregnancy by StrongHermione reviews
Everyone knows Hermione hates to fail at anything. How does Harry deal with her perception of the biggest failing of them all? Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Independant by StormyBabe1988 reviews
Harry has had enough with letting other people tell him what to do and leaves Privet Drive early before fourth year. Needing a place to stay for the summer, he goes to Gringott's for money. Surprises abound when he goes to the bank, but with Hermione's help Harry can face anything! Rating in case my foul mouth gets involved. Read & Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
The True Master of Death by Gaveupwriting reviews
Harry sacrificed himself in the fight against Voldemort, but this isn't the first time his destiny has claimed his life. However, this time he's the master of the Hallows. What happens when a new chance is interfered with by ancient powers? AU, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Another Day in the Study by Serena Scarlet reviews
ONESHOT COMPLETE: It's another day in their study, and Harry is captivated by Hermione's reading in the most delicious way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer at Potter Manor by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. After his second Hogwarts year, Harry does not return to the Dursleys but takes residence at a place, where Dumbledore cannot reach him. Completely AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Teenage Rebellion by Romantic Silence reviews
When everyone thinks you're a hero, sometimes you forget that you're only human. As Harry struggles with coming to terms with his destiny and the death of Sirius, Hermione visits for a night of fun. With no Dursleys around, Harry and Hermione decides it's time for a bit of teenage rebellion. However, before they know it, secrets unravel, and confessions are made. H/Hr. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 150 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP: Chaos of the Phoenix by Jonn Wolfe reviews
After the TriWizard Tournament, Harry's Nightmares provoke a change in his biology. Dormant complications from his meeting with a Basilisk and a Phoenix come to the fore in time to save two very important people in his life. H/Hr/L, Nev/Sus.B/Han.A, Remus/Tonks, Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,560 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 431 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and Death's Bargain by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry dies and meet's his angel of death, who informs him he has died six times before. Now he goes back for his last chance as Death's Avatar to set things right and avoid the apocalypse. HHr Evil!Dumbledore Evil!Weasleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,344 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Ultra Large Kind by witowsmp reviews
Harry Potter, Hogwarts student, the Boy-Who-Lived, fighting to save Hermione Granger's life. Then an accidental exposure to troll blood alters his body chemistry... (It's not a complete crossover, but I think it's close enough to be of interest to Hulk fans.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,325 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 187 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time To Live: Time To Love by Rihaan reviews
Harry has a nightmare. As always, Hermione is there for him. And maybe he's just beginning to really wake up? I never expected this story to be so popular, and this story's loaded with problems (New Zealand, anyone?), but if you can look past that... it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,139 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anam Cara by Kenka reviews
(Rewrite of TTATTTBE) A bond is forged between two hurt souls, a bond which will bring out the best in each-other, with wisdom, courage, ambition and loyalty they will face their pasts in hope for a better tomorrow. Harry/Hermione DumbleRon Bashing! Cunning Slytherin Ron and Manipulative Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 810 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 7,093 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Zabyne reviews
Harry has been dealt a bad hand, but that's all about to change. Finally on his way to Hogwarts and his Destiny he finds something that nobody ever expected. A mysterious and ancient magic, long thought to be merely legend, has re-surfaced. How could this change the future of the boy who lived? H/Hr Soul Bond. Observant Harry. Rated M for Sexual Content and Language later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,452 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the oneshots by sheltie reviews
It's back. The oneshots are back. Though I have rearranged it so that one story isn't in there, but found on the other site I write on. Rated M to be safe due to language in some chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,506 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 195 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Godric's Blade by GodricG89 reviews
An alternative take on fifth year. What would happen if Harry was part of a greater legacy than he thought. A choice of words and a magical heirloom provide a branching point from canon. Begins with the dementor attack on Harry and Dudley. H/Hr, Magically powerful Harry, Mildly manipulative and misguided Dumbledore. Mild Weasley Bashing. Significant family history of the Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tales From 6th Year: Revelations in the Potions Classroom by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry begins to see Hermione in a different light as a result of their first Potions lesson and the comments she makes prior to the quidditch tryouts. But things never go smoothly for Harry Potter. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Stairs by Witherwings01 reviews
The Cupboard Under the Stairs is the one place the boy can go to hide from his family. What happens when they find him there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Don't Anger Harry Potter by Loki Palmer reviews
An angry Harry Potter is a deadly Harry Potter. Anger him at your own peril. A response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls challenge. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaways by Ravengrad reviews
Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 355 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Founder's Revenge by stakao1160 reviews
Harry/ Hermione Story Harry watched Hermione as she came into his room. She was wearing an old quidditch Jersey of his from the 3rd year. Hermione had grown since last fall and it did not cover as much of her long legs as it used to. He watched with interest as Hermione's legs, which Harry had dreamed about over the last two weeks, walked carefully toward him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,923 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Celestial Bungle by Eleyvie reviews
The Heavens have made a mistake... and now Harry must somehow deal with it and still win the war in the process. Harry/Harem... except neither Harry nor Harem are particularly thrilled about what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hari Rabbit: A Potter's Tail by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Harry Rabbit challenge. Angharad Potter is taken from the Dursleys at the age of four, and blood-adopted by the Rabbits from Toontown. Receiving her Hogwarts letter brings to a place to learn a different kind of magic than the kind you find in cartoons. Will the Weasley twins meet their match at pranking? Will Draco run to Daddy? Will there be a KABOOM?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
YOUR LOSS MY GAIN by mrs moonie reviews
Hermione catches Ron cheating, she turns to her best friend Harry for comfort. Does she find what she has been looking for all along? Ron and Ginny bashing.Drama and kick ass Harry, takes no crap from anyone. Romance and light lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Spectacular Spiderman by Futurist reviews
NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 813 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3958 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chances by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
The world is full of chances. You just need to know when to take yours and Harry is decided to take all of them! H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 266 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be by Kinsfire reviews
Harry finds a way to deal with Voldemort, only it's going to kill him to do it. That's just the beginning, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
For the First Time by yueie09 reviews
Harry has never belonged anywhere. He was a wizard and a muggle, a halfblood. He has always been unique and where everybody else says 'special', he replies, quietly in his own heart, 'alone'. HP/HG. DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You must be Joking by udderpd reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Homemaking Dilemma by Romantic Silence reviews
After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 643 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bad Christmas Jokes by sprinter1988 reviews
Or - "Reasons to be Concerned about Lily Luna at Christmas" Based on two very poor Christmas jokes - you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Mistletoe Plot by Xelan reviews
The twins make some great pranking supplies, but what happens when their new magic mistletoe is abused. Someone catches Hermione unaware leaving Harry all alone and unprotected. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 878 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
By Reason of Insanity by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
A war is coming. People are dying. Sirius is dead, killed by his deranged cousin. What happens when Harry comes face to face with his Godfather's killer, Bellatrix Lestrange? Will he get his revenge or will unexpected circumstances alter his path? HPBL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Tired by Harry50 reviews
Harry was very tired after tha battle, but he just couldn't sleep. Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Prophecy Boy Meets Prophecy Girl by Jrf Steel reviews
The war is over and Harry makes a startling discovery and sets of for California. Harry/Multi Powerful Harry, non canon Harry.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Buffy S., Harry P.
Once Upon a Time by udderpd reviews
Young Harry, it was going to be a one shot but it grew. Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Susan, Hannah, Daphne and the Patil Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione Magical guardian by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a letter from Gringotts that changes the life of her and her best friend, as well as many other muggleborns. Just a little tale I wrote to pass an hour or so. H/Hr. Contains a little Dumbledore and Weasley bashing in it. Any one who would like to take the idea and build on it is quite welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Evangel's Final Task by fg7dragon reviews
Eternity is a long time even for the Dark Evangel. What is Evangeline A.K. McDowell willing to do to finally obtain eternal peace? Rated M for language, graphic scenes, violence and gore. Composed and Powerful Harry. Evil Mentor Evangeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,586 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Harry P., Evangeline A.K. M., Luna L., Fleur D.]
Colin's Charming Captures by Romantic Silence reviews
Colin has developed a way to make magical photographs show a person's truest feelings in that captured moment. What if he took photographs of Harry and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shifting Winds by vagrantboy reviews
A sudden shift in the wind drastically changes not only the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, but Harry's life. I believe it should be fine as rated teen, but please message me if you disagree. It will be Harry/Hermione. No Character Bashing. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Matchmaking Granger by vagrantboy reviews
With rumination of her achievements, a surprise return, pestering loved ones, and a bit of wine Hermione will learn that happiness, despite what some may say, finds those who simply ask for it. Follows Deathly Hallows until the epilogue, then it banks to a hard right. Rating for safety not smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Save more than two innocent lives tonight by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
After the ride on Buckbeak to save Sirius, Harry and Hermione discover just how much their Machiavellian manipulative headmaster enjoyed messing with the lives, and made fools of, Fudge, Snape, Sirius, Harry and Hermione. As per Canon. But Harry has his Hermione and they win. MoF Dumbledore. Ronald corrected and everyone not associated with the dark lord got their happy ever after.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Auror Potter and the Creepy Case of Jack O'Lantern by sprinter1988 reviews
A little Halloween treat for ya! When a mysterious beast begins attacking Wizards and Muggles alike, as well as his ex-wife, Auror Potter is called in to discover what the creature is, where it came from and how to kill it. Sort of compliant with epilogue, but set 7 years later. Not for Ron or Ginny fans. Won't be overly gory, mostly just for the fun of it. HP/HG, TL/VW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Leaving Feast by udderpd reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Only Thing by Boots86 reviews
After having watched his best friend killed in front of him by people he thought was family, followed shortly by another tragedy in his life, Harry sets out to find a way to change his past. AU End/Post OotP, H/Hr/Multi Full Summary Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 139,550 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Son of a Marauder by zArkham reviews
While the Golden trio catch their breath at Grimmauld Place after the attack on the Weasley wedding, Harry stops and really thinks on his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. On Hiatus due to changes in where the story/ship is to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Vault of Stories by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
The inescapable collections of one-shots and story pieces. Main Pairing will always be HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Emerald Flight Book One: Union by megamatt09 reviews
Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara, expanded in future books. Blood Brandy's Vegas Wedding Challenge used as a starting point. Part One in a Trilogy. Extended summary prior to Chapter One.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 247,052 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,877 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lunar Madness by Takao1160 reviews
The Quirky Ravenclaw has always had a method to her madness. Meet the real Luna and let the real fun begin with Harry and Hermione along for the ride. This is H/HR/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 210 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 319 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Will Be Together Again by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived has won…or has he? An emotionally distraught Harry makes a decision which has repercussions. Sort of a Romeo and Juliet esk story. Has offically been completed. Once you have finished this story, I direct you to its sequel 'Rebirth: A Second Chance.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cat Says Meow by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione goes to the Hogwarts Halloween party with the intent of catching Harry's eye and lets Ginny pick out her costume. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Warning: Cute Cat-Girl and Fluffiness. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Quality over Quantity by DarthMittens reviews
The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
This time we do it right by Tostie reviews
AU redo 4th year fic Harry Potter, his wife and daughter go back in time to make a better future stong/independent!Harry HP/DG - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,840 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 282 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Revenge by silent rider7 reviews
Sequel to The Wingman. Take a threat of murder, a run down town, and the Malfoys; you got the Potters new life. Can they stay in hiding long enough for the Aurors to catch their murderer? Who lives, who dies, and who dunnit? H/HR D/OC pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 983 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 7,068 - Follows: 5,401 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Balancing Debts by Xelan reviews
Actions have consequences, even if you're not aware of them. Harry saved Hermione's life their first year at Hogwarts. Now she has returned the favor and has no reason to stay by his side, or does she? Happy Ending. Now with a 2nd Chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
It Could Have Gone That Way by Romantic Silence reviews
Instead of letting Hermione go soon after they finished dancing, Harry confronts her about their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Avenging Angel by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
Magic has determined that the wizarding world needs a Vigilante, what's in store for Harry? Rated M to be on the safe side. On permanent hiatus, up for adoption if someone wants to redo or take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,387 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It's Good to Feel Remorse by Rihaan reviews
During the end of the TriWizard tournament, Harry Potter is tied to a grave. As he watches Voldemort's resurrection, he reflects on his life of hardships and pain and comes to a startling revelation. Then something unexpected happens. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Something Dark This Way Comes by VinceT reviews
Harry Potter: time-traveller extraordinaire. Casting himself back in time Harry's determined to make this life count; to make the magical world a better, more accepting place. It doesn't hurt to have some fun while he's at it, as well as change himself for the better. Dark!NotEvil!Harry, Harry/OC/Hr/Nym romance, slave relationship later with undisclosed!Vamp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,132 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P.
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Kingmaker by Ghost of Meat reviews
It is amazing the discoveries Harry can make after a bad year at school, a horrid Tournament, a trip to a bank, and a look through ancient Wizarding Law. All it took to share the world was a letter. Rated T for language and implied meanings, H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Clash of the Alphas by Miz636 reviews
With just two more years at Hogwarts left, Harry must fight for his position as Alpha when another Alpha challenges him for it – twice. As the war comes to a high point, everyone must get along and fight for their lives or they stand to lose everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 221,727 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Rihaan and the HP Universe by Rihaan reviews
Never liked Self-Insertion Fics. Always hated Mary-Sue Stories. That being said, I wrote my own. Starring the Fanboy that just won't quit, Rihaan Shimomura. Join him as he befriends the great Harry Potter and the future love of his life as they destroy... well, everything. Rihaan/LL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione's Choice by Ragnarok'n'Roll reviews
When Ron tries to jump Hermione in their room she storms out and go's to find the one person she can talk to. Rated M for language and later chapters. Ignores 19 Years Later
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Paladins by Ghost of Meat reviews
After saving the life of the Supreme Pontiff, Harry is taken in by the church and raised as one of their own. On his 11th birthday he receives his Hogwarts letter. how will the now exposed Magical World cope? Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P.
Never Leave: The Complete Edition by Rihaan reviews
After Ron's second and final betrayal, Harry begins to see Hermione in a whole new light. He reacts in a way neither of them expected him to. Light and/or Dark!Super!Harmony. Rated for sexual situations and non-graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Desperate Times by freakyfinger reviews
6th year AU. Harry knows that Malfoy is up to something, but Dumbledore won't do anything about it! What is it they say about desperate times?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Warning from the Future by randompandattack reviews
After living an abused life Rose Weasley heads back in time to the summer before Harry Potter's 6th year in order to stop the horrible future that is her time from coming to pass. Can she prevent the horror that is ron/hermione from coming to pass? H/HR oneshot, involves time travel and love potions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Is the Best Thing by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts one-shot, AU. While waiting to see if Ron survives a vicious attack, Harry and Hermione have a conversation that they've had before. Except this time it ends differently. Serious attempt at incorporating literary alchemy symbolism. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by OfInkAndQuill reviews
How could a simple action by a shop clerk change Harry's Hogwarts experience? Features an intelligent Harry, with a strong friendship with Hermione. Contains a more Slytherin Malfoy. Rated T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Him or Me by Sillimaure reviews
Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two by Rihaan reviews
The Harry/Hermione version, or remake, of the entire seventh year - Harry and Hermione think twice about their decisions as of late, and are not pleased with what the results might be. The journey towards the Darkest Harmony the Wizarding world has ever seen, starts with a letter. It's All for the Greater Good. Gray!HHr, Violence, Ron Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Chronicles Of Camelot by DZ2 reviews
My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Harry/Hermione; Alternate, extended ending posted 12/7/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,172 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 325 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Devil's Game by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls Challenge. Dark-Gray HHr Soul bond. Really don't want to go into to many details for the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Night a Friendship Died by Loki Palmer reviews
A brief H/Hr reflection on the Yule Ball. Again, not for fans of Ron "Troll Brain" Weasley, unless you enjoy seeing him get hurt. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,633 - Follows: 4,935 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger On the Ministry's Secret Service by apAidan reviews
It's the summer of 2000 and mysterious things are happening. Artifacts stolen from a castle in Scotland, Ron's gone house shopping, and the Indians are in first place in the Wild Card race. Oh, and a mysterious cult is trying to kill Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Gift by Kedavra Lumos reviews
Harry Potter finds himself shagging every woman in Great Britain, and it is all thanks to Draco Malfoy. Will Malfoy ever forgive himself? Loads of sex, multiple partners, rape, incest, and through it all, Harry is still a nice guy. ABANDONED DUE TO REENFORCED NON-ADULT POLICIES. Summary of where the story was going is final chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,753 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If I die, I'll never have by 9876grpc reviews
After Harry and Hermione vent over Ron leaving, they talk about the things they'll never have done if they were to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Must Be Done by Xelan reviews
Dobby saving everyone in Book 7 always seemed like weak writing and implausible to boot. Here's a different way thing could have gone that puts a harder choice in front of Harry. I'd like to think it makes him more of a Hero rather than a Dumble's pawn. I don't know what genre this falls into. Comments? H/Hr story in a dark setting. Confused? The second chapter will explain it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Secrets Revealed by Dark Hearted Dragon's Master reviews
Harry has been deceived ever since he was in third year. He has been betrayed by those most important to him. Pairings undecided. A poll will be on my profile for the pairings. Dumbles and Ron bashing. Please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Changes of Fate and Death by Dark Hearted Dragon's Master reviews
Harry is sent back in time in his sleep. Now he must reunite with his loves and destroy his enemies, even those he thought of as friends. Harry/Hermione/Daphne/Susan/Luna Re-wrote the first chapter just so I could fix some of the errors in it. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 778 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Birth of a Phoenix by lordblink reviews
The unexpected results of two souls coming together when the power of love is involved
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Teammates by Tsukune08 reviews
This is my take on the fourth year and what should have happened in an ideal Harry world to reward him for his shitty life. Give it a look and tell me what you think. HP/AJ/AS/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Angelina J.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 4,267 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Unmentionables? by Stick97 reviews
Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,625 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P.
The Snippet by Xelan reviews
It started as a short snippet from another work in progress but then Lord of Bones stepped in... then WalkaboutTigger and well... it's now a bit longer than a standard snippet. Contributions from myself, Lord of Bones and WalkaboutTigger. H/Hr and racy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of the Feline and her Serpent by readingeverythingican reviews
Harry defeated the basilisk, but some interesting side-effects occurred. now he is afraid that Hermione won't like him because he isn't all human, but then again, she isn't either! Dumbly bashing, and two worried parents have these two spinning around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Handprints by wubbzy reviews
Harry and Hermione are seen as the most boring couple among their peers, and Hermione is determined to prove them wrong. AU. HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Born as the Seventh Month dies by rojekera reviews
An alternate view on how the prophecy could have worked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15495 - Favs: 8,900 - Follows: 7,807 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
On a Trial Run Basis by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione decides to give dating each other a try. What was originally just an experiment, it soon develops into something far more significant and everlasting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Twin Who Lived by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Harry Potter is the less famous twin brother Daniel Potter the boy who lived. Follow his life living in the shadow of his brother. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
A TARDIS Adventure by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry's life, along with that of Hermione's, changes when he receives a watch for his seventeenth birthday. It is the fob watch of the last of the Time Lords... Doctor!Harry AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bride's Problem by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
As Fleur gets ready for her wedding to Bill. A life changing event occurs that could derail the entire thing. What does she have to do.. not much except pay her life debt to one Harry Potter. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Relatives by HJP Squared reviews
Hermione has a Granger family reunion and her relatives are trying to fix her up with her best mate. Weasley Bashing. Harry/Hermione pairing. Mostly fluff and some humour. Not rated M straight away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 424 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always by FireboltPhoenix reviews
AU. 4th year. What if Harry found out about Cedric asking Cho to the ball a bit earlier, and he asked Hermione instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Petrified by HermiHugs reviews
My name is Hermione Potter and this is the story of how I with my husband Harry Potter fled our native country Britain and settled in United States of America, to find acceptance, equality and some peace. One Shot, set after second year Basilisk incident
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 220 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Little Closer To Home by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
What happens when you realise that its not just the death eaters that are going against you. Who can you trust? HHR... Set at the end of book 5. Does not fully follow book 6 or 7. Weasley/ Dumbledore bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots by Polydicta reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! by Polydicta reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Dreams by Polydicta reviews
Hogwarts' dreams are important to her, they are part of her children. Kind of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eye Of The Storm by DZ2 reviews
Answer to YugiohFreak54's Challenge: Losing Sirius hit Harry hard; so hard that he attempts to run away, but is stopped by a summons to his destiny: a summons from Gringotts and DARTH REVAN; now commanding the Force, can Harry get some answers? H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Revan - Complete
After The Ministry by Polydicta reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Children of The Night by Polydicta reviews
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's It Like to Kiss? by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has never been kissed, so she asks her best friend to describe it. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming of Age by Polydicta reviews
Voldemort's gone forever, it's Harry's 17th birthday, and someone wants to make it special for him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 173 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Brian64 reviews
With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: Prince of Gryffindor by stalkerace reviews
Al is dead and Harry and Hermione Potter are forced to take the lead in the fight against a secretive Dumbledore. Sequel to Duke of Gryffindor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Loyalty, Or Something More? by watson374 reviews
In the midst of preparing for the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry accidentally says something that when delved further into, results in some interesting discoveries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Maybe he'll get it right this time by readingeverythingican reviews
Challenge Accepted. Harry has died. Again. now he's on his last chance to fix his life and get Hermione, his soul-mate to be his girlfriend. good luck Harry! HHr,with some Weasley bashing. set in fourth year and going from there. rated M now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Rescue and the Fix by Paxdeus reviews
Canon until third year. Begins the summer before 4th year. Harry finds himself getting rescued from a grim future by his Godfather and himself getting fixed by one Hermione Granger. The Magical world is in for a surprise as a new and improved Harry walks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the End of the Secret by Gandalf's Beard reviews
What happens when the devastating fallout in the Muggle Community from the Wizard War makes the continuation of the Statute of Secrecy untenable? The new reluctant Minister of Magic Arthur Weasley finds his options limited. Reviews welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Choices by BrandiAlyssa reviews
Ginny was confident the Twins latest concoction would lead her to Harry. But things didn't quite go as planned. Hermione gets dragged into it and finds exactly what her heart's been missing. Ginny's heart finds solace. HHr-Scheming Twins-G/D-Nev/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Duke of Gryffindor by stalkerace reviews
Starts with the dementor attack, but instead of Mrs. Figg coming to the rescue, Remus Lupin and someone else arrived and informed Harry of the manipulations in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Written Upon the Stars by stalkerace reviews
As Harry pondered about what to do next, he realizes that when the pieces of his life fall into place, it was just not right without Hermione. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Confidence by Maximus-Aurelios reviews
A dfferent take on Hermione's reaction to Ron and Lavender, branching off after Chapter 14 of HPatH-BP. First time publishing, feedback appreciated. Rated M for adult themes/situations. I do not own rights to names/settings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 221 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Horcrux by CombatWars reviews
What if Ron hesitated when Riddle-Harry and Riddle Hermione were snogging each other? Would the story have turned out differently? Chapter 2 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Return of an Alpha by Miz636 reviews
For three years, Harry has been Becoming Alpha of Hogwarts. Now another Alpha is returning, bringing with him darkness, chaos, and battle. Watch as sides line up for war, and people and society change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 260,758 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Master Manipulators by Darius Black reviews
Post GOF Harry has to go to the Dursleys again but does he? A strange man claiming to be Harry's uncle is shaking to world Dumbledore worked hard to build. Ridiculous bashing on Ron, a bit on Death eaters. Snape dies.M for language and acidity.Sequel out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,342 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Train Breaks Down by readingeverythingican reviews
when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Judgement of Harry by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Pansy crashes Slughorn's party, and Harry must choose who the most beautiful is. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
3 Nights and 2 days by HermiHugs reviews
ONE SHOT. During their stay at the Burrow before their fourth year, Harry and Hermione are forced to share a bed for three nights. They get acquainted with each other in a more intimate way. Mature situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Death Reincarnate by HermiHugs reviews
Voldemort was defeated but only after a lot of innocent lives were lost. The balance between good and evil badly disturbed. Harry Potter is the master of death, what does that mean? Do the Hallows have a more important function? Time travel fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 289 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Save by apAidan reviews
Being a keeper is more of a mindset than it is a job, as Oliver Wood showed during his life. His final save came in his last game for England. Written for thecompletebookworm's 'In Memoriam' challenge. The prompt was 'waterfall'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gabrielle D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wingman by silent rider7 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to meet her parents before they pursue their relationship any further. But Ron needs a wingman to make him look better in front of her parents. What happens when Hermione's father likes the wingman more than Ron? H/Hr pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,907 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Chance by TreeOfReading reviews
Harry and Hermione are sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to their first year to craft a better future. Time travel, Soul Bond, HHr, possible Weasley Bashing. Rated M for violence and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Veil of Time by Soleneus reviews
Betrayed by the man he called friend and sentenced to death, Harry Potter escapes and jumps through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, expecting death. Instead, he finds that he is in his eleven year-old body, with a chance to make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Friends Are For by Archer973 reviews
What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strings Attached by HermiHugs reviews
A Harry and hermione fluff, one shot. A magical way for Harry to propose to the one girl that he cannot live without. Set during their fifth year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Love will find a way by HermiHugs reviews
My idea of how Harry Potter's sixth year should have happened. With Hermione by his side, he trains in advanced battle transfiguration, charms and dueling. Story contains most of the events depicted in Half Blood Prince with my own twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,303 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Popculture References by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
each chapter Harry and Hermione introduce the magical world to pop-culture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tears of Red and Gold by Xelan reviews
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible events occurred? Find out who really benefited and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
New Levels of Goverment Stupidity by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
The Vein of Gold by pelespen reviews
Hermione has been ordering some suspicious magical texts. Harry agrees to intervene, but for reasons no one expects. Written for 2011 hermione smut exchange on livejournal. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Plague by A House Divided reviews
Harry is attacked by a dark wizard at the age of six. He vanishes with only one person witness. Five years later he's back, and he just wants to have some fun. If Volde'll let him that is. Proto!Potter. HPxHarem. Crack!Fic. MagicalCreature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 656 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
One Thing Leads To Another by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
HHR Soul Bond- What do you get when you realise that not all red heads are as honest as they seem? Ron Ginny and Molly Bashing! Review please! Much Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,299 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something That Was Not Supposed to Happen by mfoxears reviews
Hermione shows up at Harry's doorstep for comfort once again, after a fight with Ron. After some firewhiskey and talking, the night turns out not quite as it was planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
God help the outcasts by Glimmande Solsken reviews
Songfic. Great hall listen to Harry's song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 272 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Anger Management by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry was a very angry, angsty teenager in OotP. What if he had channeled it into the trial at the Ministry? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P.
Curiosity Doesn't Kill the Kneazle by Romantic Silence reviews
"Have you ever thought about sex Hermione?" Harry suddenly inquired.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronnie's girl by DerLaCroix reviews
Don't we all know it - you only recognize what you had when it's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Dark Days by DREWHHR reviews
A world where Voldemort is in power and all of the wizards and witches opposed to him live in hiding. I suck at summaries. Full summary inside. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,019 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knew Not by apAidan reviews
What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas by Paladeus reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotions by Mr. Mage reviews
A time travel H/Hr fic. I just wrote this for fun. After the final battle, a kiss betweeen friends sends the world out of proportion. Harry discovers his inheritance, and lets his marauder side out. And just what is DumbOldDoor playing at?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 340 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 670 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 373 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Witch by cwgranger reviews
Starts during Chapter 9 of POA. HHr. After falling off his broom, Harry's feeling towards Hermione have changed. I know it sounds like every other HHr story, but please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,341 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008
Albus and Min by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, there are scores which need to be settled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
SPEW by the dork knight reviews
Hermione's quest for house elf rights takes her to the biggest offender of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Order of the Midnight Phoenix by VINcredable reviews
After the death of his godfather, something wonderful happens to Harry and now his eyes are open to Dumbledore's manipulations. Watch as Harry takes the fight to Voldemort on his own terms with the knowledge of the founders to help him. HarxHermxGinxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,185 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Unusual Solution to the First Task by David Brown reviews
Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Amor Veritatis by Stanrick reviews
One morning during breakfast in the Great Hall, things quite suddenly begin to turn into the most unexpected directions, when Harry behaves in a rather peculiar fashion - much to the bewilderment of Hermione and their fellow friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,162 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coven of Hogwarts by GhostofHP reviews
After DH Harry, Ron and Hermione agree to go back to Hogwarts to finish their 7th year. With the dark lord gone, normal teenage behavior takes over. Multiple parings but a Harry/ Hermione underlying relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P.
A Wand's Choice by Witherwings01 reviews
If a wand can choose the wizard, what else can they decide. Harmony oneshot set directly after the final battle. Not Epilogue compliant. Takes its canon from the films and not the book, so slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Challenge by Phoenix II reviews
Crack! Harry decides he doesn't want to skip his seventh year and hatches a plot to destroy the Dark Lord before September 1st.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 476 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Library Kisses by alixxblack reviews
This story details the romance of Hermione and Harry after a late night kiss through the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione, Harry and Ron learn about each other and evolve as couples and friends along the way. Rated T, but may contained some M chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,156 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.