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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Muppet Show, and Fable.

NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE THAT WHICH IS ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED BY STUPIDITY.

-Hanlon's Razor

Real Name: Jeremy

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Hello.

I'm a thirty-seven-year-old community college student (studying Accounting) who writes as an outlet for his creative side whilst studying for a career (after too many years of losing minimum wage jobs to younger, healthier high-school kids).


One-size-fits-all Disclaimer: Do I really have to say that I own none of these characters? This is fan-fiction. If I owned these characters, I wouldn't be posting for free. I'd be publishing hideously overpriced books and quitting my day job.


REGARDING FLAMERS: If you're going to criticize, at least have the stones to sign in and post under your own (pen) name. Signed flames will be left up (as they reflect an honest opinion), but flames posted as "Guest" will be treated as the small-minded bleating of moronic twits who get their jollies from destroying other peoples' confidence, and will be deleted.


A NOTE TO ALL OF MY "NEW LEADER OF THE PRIDE" READERS: I have pulled this story indefinitely due to my dissatisfaction with it. This is not due to anything or anyone on this site, but due to, ironically, the fact that I have returned to college and have taken a few writing courses. I find myself very dissatisfied with how the story was developing, and if the story returns, it will be heavily edited and rewritten. For those of you who wanted to know where it was going *SPOILER ALERT* Samuel and Leona, in this story, were Harry and Hermione, accidentally cast back in time to the 1930's and given the chance to grow into accomplished adults before facing Voldemort. Samuel's scheming was to ensure that their little time loop was fulfilled and that Harry and Hermione would be cast into the past and become Samuel and Leona. The bracelets they wear are heavily modified Chameleon Cuffs, a fandom invention of I-Know-Not-Who.


Standing Challenge to all who choose: Select any one of my short stories as a starting point and write a multi-chapter fic showing where you would like it to go. All I ask is to be notified, because I'm curious what another author would do with my basic ideas.


Random thought on everyone's favorite House-Elf: Dobby acted against Lucius Malfoy's plans when he warned Harry about the Chamber of Secrets. Shouldn't this have caused problems with his House Elf bond? I suggest that the convoluted logic was that, as the bound elf of the Malfoy clan, Dobby had an obligation to protect life over plots. Lucius's plan was too reckless, and his plot endangered every student at Hogwarts, theoretically including Draco. Dobby could have convinced himself that, by derailing Lucius's plot to release the Basilisk, he was, in fact, acting to safeguard the life of the Heir to the House.


Allow me to play Devil's Advocate: There are those that argue that the character of Susan Bones is NOT an orphan as she's often depicted in fanfiction, and site a scene from Order of the Phoenix to prove their point, that if her father was dead, they would mention him and not her uncle and his family. To argue the other side, remember that the discussion of the chapter wasn't about Susan, but about the Azkaban escapees. Susan's Uncle Edgar and his family were murdered by one of the escaped Death Eaters (Mulciber, I think), therefore, Edgar's death was the death relevant to the conversation. There is nothing in canon (or even on the lexicon) that states conclusively one way or the other the status of Susan's father-- he could have died at the hands of a Death Eater who, himself, later died (or escaped imprisonment, like Lucius or MacNair), or even died in a manner totally unrelated to Death Eaters (remember, even in wartime household accidents still happen). So, I see nothing in the Harry Potterverse that either confirms or disproves Susan Bones's orphan status.

Devil's Advocate Part II: Many Weasley bashing fics cite, as evidence of Molly/Dumbles' manipulation the original meeting at King's Cross where Molly is asking her children the Platform number, citing her 'forgetting' the platform when it's the only magical platform there as proof she's trying to lure Harry in. Personally, her dialog with the kids (especially Ginny) reminded me of when teacher asks a question and the child is expected to remember from earlier lessons. My take on this scene was exactly that: she had homeschooled her children until they started Hogwarts, and was checking to see if Ron/Ginny remembered their lesson about the Hogwarts Express.


The Potter family as I see them: Many fanfic writers make Harry richer than Midas, descended from every famous wizard from Merlin on down, and owner of half of wizarding Britain. Honestly, this isn't only too easy, it makes Manipulative!Dumbledore nigh-on impossible, as such 'nobility' wouldn't be trusted to one man no matter what his reputation or pedigree. So, here's how I see the Potters:

Cliche: The Potters are Ancient and Noble. In my stories, the Potters are a relatively young magical family, only three or four hundred years old. As such, they rose to 'power' after the Statute of Secrecy was signed and therefore never had the opportunity to earn a 'Noble' title. Their family tree may include inventors of popular devices (such as the Floo system), but no notables on the level of Merlin or the Founders. They are traditionally Half-Bloods, with only James (and his brother Raymond, who I made up) just BARELY qualifying as Pure-Bloods due more to chance than design. Their hereditary seat on the Wizengamot was 'purchased' by James's great-grandfather around the turn of the century to settle a debt owed them by a declining family (the Weasleys, who currently hold Harry's Wizengamot seat in proxy).

Cliche: The Potters are insanely rich. In my stories, they are from generations of upper-middle class, mostly in the import/export business and with significant dealings with the Muggle world (and of course, the aforementioned inventors). Harry's trust vault is well-stocked, but the Potters were anticipating paying for ALL of Harry's expenses through seventeen, and therefore their will placed more than half of their liquid assets in the Vault following their demise. The Dursleys never saw a penny of child support thanks to Dumbles's questionable placement of Harry, which partially explains their attitude towards Harry (it does NOT excuse it though). They have a modest investment portfolio, and their business is largely run by managers during Harry's enforced absence.


To the various nitpickers out there: This is fiction. I'm not even writing historical fiction here. I could care less if my 'historical facts' don't match up with history's latest reinvention of the Bible, the Bolshevik Revolution, or mythology. Any 'historical inaccuracies' should be put down to this being an alternate universe where Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore are real people instead of storybook characters. So please, enough already with the reviews about some historic fact I didn't get exactly right. Kindly limit your reviews to the story instead of the history (which I failed in high school anyway).


Today on Fanon Mythbusters: Veela can only produce daughters and cannot have sons. Canon Evidence: On Rowling's official website jkrowling dot com, there is a hidden Easter egg showing a family tree diagram of the Weasley family as of the Book Seven Epilogue (with small notations for Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, and their significant others and children). For Bill and Fleur (the only Veela shown beyond background character status in Canon), their children are listed as Victoire (Female), Dominique (usually female, but in France can go either way), and Louis (Male). Ergo, in JKR's canonverse, Fleur produced at least one son, debunking the myth that Veela cannot have sons. This myth is pure fanon and therefore DEBUNKED.


The Star Wars Question: Who shot first, Han or Greedo?: After viewing this scene in three different releases of the movie, my assessment is: it doesn't matter. To quote the famous gunslinging lawman Wyatt Earp: "A lightning-fast miss never won a gunfight." Therefore, the real question is "Who HIT first?" Considering Han and Greedo were sitting about three feet apart, and each fired once, this becomes self-evident. Han's shot went straight into Greedo's gut, while Greedo's shot managed to strike the wall above Han's shoulder (and Han didn't even dodge!). Therefore, Han clearly won, and if Greedo's marksmanship was so bad he missed a stationary target, three feet away, then he really wasn't cut out to be a bounty hunter anyway.


Continuity Issue: I know, I know, fanfiction is by definition AU, as you're writing a new story for established characters (if you're not going to change anything, why not just reread the original source material?), but there's one continuity issue that a lot of people seem to have confused in Harry Potter that they think they're staying canonical in: Sirius's communication mirror. Many people speak of the mirror as if Harry knew about it and chose not to use it, but that does not fly with the actual sequence of events:

  1. Sirius gives Harry a wrapped package at Christmas, doesn't tell him what's in it, but tells him not to open it yet. He says it's a way Harry can call him for help. Harry, determined not to call Sirius into a potentially deadly situation, buries it, still wrapped, at the bottom of his trunk.
  2. The whole Department of Mysteries battle happens, resulting in Sirius's death.
  3. Harry finds the STILL-WRAPPED mirror in the bottom of his trunk, unwraps it, and reads the note, then breaks the mirror in frustration and self-loathing.

Conclusion: With no idea what was in the package, the package never mentioned to ANYBODY (including Ron & Hermione), and the package buried out of sight FOR MONTHS, it's easy to see that Harry forgot its very existence. It's easy to see how this communication method was forgotten, especially since Harry had only the sketchiest details about it and never looked at it for the 5-6 months between the two incidents.


I am NOT one of those writers who obsesses over how many reviews I get. I, personally, prefer quality over quantity. A review that basically only states 'good job!' or 'LOL!' is, in my mind, hardly worth the effort of posting. I could figure THAT much out by whether or not you Favorited the story. If you're going to review me, please, please tell me what parts you liked (or even what you didn't), as that will help me refine my writing style far more than a simple 'attaboy' will do.

As far as Harry Potter stories go, I like just about anything that is well-written, with a few exceptions:

I HATE the fact that JKR thought Ron and Hermione would make a good couple (I don't think she could have chosen a worse partner for Hermione without going into Death Eaters or their spawn).

I think Ginny is an okay match for Harry, but Hermione and Luna are both better matches.

I think Dumbledore is either a senile old fool or a manipulative B@$@&). Either way, he has one too many irons in the fire and one too many screws loose (I originally read that in the fanfic Searching for the Power by GinnyMyLove on ficwad.net, but it just sounded perfect to describe the Whiskered Wanker). Even those of you who think Dumbledore is a good guy should remember a couple things: he grew up in a time when values were very different, and things like child abuse just did not happen (the neighbors would 'sort out' the abuser if he was caught). There's also the fact that he's been in power so long, at some point he started to believe his own press: that he's perfect, infallible, even if he only believes it subconsciously. It's why he never seems to actually listen to anyone's advice (people talk to him, but he never seems to change his admittedly bad decisions). It's also led him to stop seeing people as people, but instead as chess pieces, to be moved about, manipulated, and sacrificed as necessary to win the game. Finally, he's just plain old (even by wizarding standards). As we get older, our thought patterns become more set, more rigid. We're less open to change, and become more about the 'old days' and tradition (which is why conservatives are often portrayed as old, and progressives as young). Simply put, he's too old to truly accept that times and circumstances have changed, and his old methods don't work anymore. When you get right down to it, Dumbledore's biggest flaw has always been arrogance-- he's been told he's great and wonderful and wise for so long that, at least on a subconscious level, he honestly believes it. Decades of being hailed as perfect would turn the head of even the humblest man (and his history with Grindlewald shows he was never that), so it's not surprising (but still a major problem) that he honestly thinks himself infallible. Recommended Reading for Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore: Moby Dick, by Herman Melville. In particular, picture Albus in the role of Captain Ahab, and Voldie in the role of the White Whale. Like Ahab, Albus only saw his obsession with destroying Voldie, never noticing the collateral damage or cost of doing things his way, until his obsession was his undoing-- and the undoing of so many innocents who believed in him.

To those who question why my OCs tend to be non-Brits: My main reason for doing this is to create a character who grew up outside of Britain, and therefore outside of the prejudices and preconceptions of that society, particularly with regards to Dumbledore. Throughout the series, adult British wizards seem to fall into two categories: Those who think Albus Dumbledore hatched from a phoenix egg and farts rainbows and lemon drops, and Death Eaters and their collaborators (and despite Rowling's mini-diatribe, through Sirius, in Order of the Phoenix about how "the world is not divided into good people and Death Eaters," Umbridge certainly seems a willing and eager collaborator, Fudge pretty much vanishes from the series after his brief appearance at the beginning of Half-Blood Prince, and Skeeter's expose of Dumbledore comes out awfully fast following his death and certainly helps tear down his image, something Tommy-Boy would certainly support). By making Samuel and Leona Glyphs American (and, in a future story, Professor Pythagoras Vector an Aussie), I'm creating adult characters who fall into neither camp-- someone who doesn't think every word out of Dumbledore's mouth is golden, while not being immediately hostile towards him either. Samuel in particular, being a member of Dumbledore's family, can easily walk the fine line between being loyal to the man and being well aware of how flawed and fallible he truly is. Also, I like showing that a lot of the prejudices we see in the canon series are probably specific to Magical Britain. I'm not saying the others do not have their prejudices, but a society dominated by bigots and run by an oligarchy (self-appointed quasi-dictators) is likely to have more, and more severe, prejudices than a society that strives to be egalitarian. Samuel and Leona, for instance, feel none of the prejudices against werewolves that Brits have practically institutionalized, as they grew up in a society that handled the condition differently-- seeing lycanthropy as a disease to be cured, rather than turning decent humans into monsters who should be put down.

I think Severus Snape was a self-serving, egotistical prat who was never as loyal as Dumbledore insisted he was. Dumbledore and Voldemort were two of the most accomplished Legilimens in Britain, and regularly had cause to snoop through Snape's cerebellum (and Voldie at least was enough of a bastard to do so without so much as a 'by your leave'). Snape had to be a good enough Occlumens to deceive at least one of them, so why not both? In the end, I think the only person Severus Snape was truly loyal to was Severus Snape.

I respect any writer who puts Weasley bashing into a Harry/Ginny romance (seriously, that's hard to pull off).

I think any parent who inflicts the name "Albus Severus" on their child should be arrested for child abuse (along with several other names JKR used--Nymphadora? Seriously?)

I dislike Snape being shown as a sympathetic character (So he was abused as a kid! So was Harry! Look how he turned out!)

In general, I dislike 'Harry is the brother of the Boy Who Lived' stories, largely because most of the writers turn Lily and James Potter into the Dursleys in them. If you want Dursleys, use the Dursleys, people. JKR provided us with two perfect narrow-minded bigots for that role, you don't need to make more.

I do NOT like Gay!Harry stories (nothing against gay people, just don't like the stories) ESPECIALLY the weirdoes who pair him with DRACO MALFOY!?!?! Come on, people! If Harry was gay, he could get a MUCH better gay guy than that jackass!

To those who get the two terms confused: ParselTONGUE is the language of the snakes. ParselMOUTH is the magical talent of speaking it, or the person who has said talent.

I believe Ron Weasley is a selfish, jealous, fair-weather friend who abandoned Harry on at least two occasions when Harry needed him most, absolutely the worst kind of friend Harry could have when he was the center of the war. If Harry had actually known what friendship was when he boarded the Hogwarts Express in first year, he probably would have been as put off by Ron Weasley as he was by Draco Malfoy.

I enjoy a good Harem/Coven story, but only if there is actually a plot instead of nonstop smut.

I especially like authors who come up with something that hasn't been done to death (robst is especially good at this).

Most of my stories are vignettes (plot bunnies) that I just feel like getting down, so don't expect huge, multi-chapter epics (I couldn't plan a long story to save my life).

I also HATE the way Hedwig died in Deathly Hallows. She's a bird! It would have made far more sense to let her fly free than to burden down the escape teams with an animal in a cage-- Owls are fierce predators, and she would have been fully capable of defending herself. Instead, she's locked in a cage and helpless when the end comes. Me, I think it was just JKR's half-assed drive to cut off Harry from all forms of help (every time he got help before the final battle, someone ended up dying, or a source of help was cut off). AND WHY DO SO MANY FANFIC WRITERS GO ALONG WITH THAT BIT OF IDIOCY? Don't kill Hedwig! At least not in such an off-hand, ignominious manner! If you write Hedwig's death scene, use the movie, not the book, as your template! Dying fighting to protect her wizard is MUCH better than dying trapped in a cage, unable to defend herself! Have I mentioned what a colossal brain fart the entirety of Book 7 was?

I believe Harry's best romantic interest is Hermione AND Luna in a true Triumvirate (Hermione and Luna love each other just as much as they love Harry and Harry loves them equally). Personally, I think these two complement each other perfectly-- Hermione is about logic and rationality, Luna about philosophy and faith. As more than one Lunar Harmonian has put it: "They look at the world in completely different ways. If they ever agree on something, only a fool would ignore them."

When I use the word "faith" (particularly in conjunction with Luna Lovegood), I'm not referring to religion. I'm referring to "faith" in its true definition-- the belief in something unproven and possibly even unprovable (like God, or Luna's Crumple-Horned Snorkack, which I've always pictured as a long-eared rabbit with a unicorn horn).

Regarding the final two books of canon: I believe that JKR is guilty of a mistake many first-time authors make (and make no mistake, despite Harry Potter's incredible popularity, it was still Jo's first story), in that, when writing a long story, eventually, the story and characters take on a life of their own. Important plot lines wither and fall to the way side, minor characters become major, key relationships change. I have no doubt that, when she originally thought up these characters, Ron and Hermione were friends with a mildly argumentative rivalry, something that exploded in canon to the point where the two characters seem to have nothing in common other than their friendship with Harry, and would probably hate each other openly without him. Anyway, I believe that, at some point around the publishing of book five, JKR looked hard at her story, realized it no longer worked with the epilogue she had written for book seven (I have heard that she wrote it even before Philosopher's Stone was published), and instead of doing the responsible thing and chucking the old epilogue in favor of one that worked, she tried to force the story back on to the original track. I also think she was tired of the Harry Potter franchise and just wanted it to end without caring about quality (hence the confusing mess that was the Battle at Hogwarts in book seven).

And am I the only one who was intrigued by the symbolism of Harry's first appearance in the series carried in Hagrid's arms was echoed at the end of Deathly Hallows when Hagrid carried his 'dead' body out of the Forbidden Forest? If Harry had a true Protector figure in his life, it was not Dumbledore, Sirius or the Weasleys. It was good old misunderstood and underappreciated Rubeus Hagrid.

If I review your story, bear in mind I make one basic assumption: Your Potterverse is canon up to the beginning of your story unless otherwise stated. For example, If your story starts at the beginning of Harry's Fifth Year, I'm going to assume that Cedric Diggory died at the end of the Triwizard Tournament at Pettigrew's hand unless you actual SAY in your story that it happened in a different way (Cedric survived, was never even in peril, died another way, etc.).

I'm most definitely NOT a fan of 'deus ex machina' endings-- ones where the heroes' salvation and final victory comes completely out of left field, usually from some godlike being, and completely unsupported by the story that came before. In my mind, it's a cop-out that's taken when a writer can't come up with an ending that makes sense (and quite frankly, I think JKR's use of the Deathly Hallows was exactly that-- the Cloak and Ring probably had no significance until she started writing the seventh book).

And for the record, I'm not so much pro-Harry/Hermione as I am ANTI-Ron/Hermione.

A request to anyone who knows for sure: at this point, I believe that somewhere, at some point, JKR identified Hermione's parents as Dan and Emma Granger. I've seen far too many fanfic writers use that specific combination of names for the elder Grangers for it to be coincidence. If anyone knows for sure and can point me to the reference, I'd really appreciate being pointed to it. (Addendum: It has been pointed out to me that most writers who use these names are Harmonians, and the actors who play Harry and Hermione in the movies are Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson. An homage perhaps? I doubt anyone knows who started it at this point though.)


For Those Interested: This is the Bio I worked up for my sorta-OC in the Harry Potter Universe, Professor Samuel Glyphs:

Birthdate: April 23, 1919, in Boston City Hospital, Boston, Mass., USA
Blood Status: Half-Blood
IQ: 167 (Incidentally, 5 points below Hermione Granger's)
Wand: 9 1/2 inches, Red Maple w/ Griffin Pinfeather Core (Lefthanded)
Hammerstein Index: 48 (low-level wizard, but his real skills are in non-expressive magic)
Family History: Father: MSgt Russell Cairn Glyphs (USMC), Muggleborn (b. Sep 2, 1900, Salem Class of 1917, d. Apr 10, 1942, in Combat)
Mother: Adelle Ariana Dumbledore, Halfblood (b. Apr 9, 1901 out of wedlock, Salem Class of 1917, d. Mar 6, 1959, circumstances classified by US State Department)
Maternal Grandfather: Aberforth Dumbledore, Halfblood (b. Unknown)
Maternal Grandmother: Karina Selwyn, Pureblood (b. Unknown, d. May 21, 1901, circumstances unknown)
Wife: Leona Weissheit, German Halfblood (b. June 12, 1918, Salem Class of 1937, m. Jan 21, 1939, d. Dec 9, 1979 in Death Eater Attack)
*Samuel's children all attended Salem Institute*
Son: Nalshay Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Aug 12, 1949, m. Oct 1, 1971 to Russian Halfblood Natasha Romanov)
Grandson (through Nalshay): Simon Eduard Glyphs, Fullblood (b. Jul 1, 1977)
Grandson (through Nalshay): Albert Thomas Glyphs, Fullblood (b. Jan 10, 1980)
Daughter: Elena Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Mar 6, 1952, m. Mar 3, 1977 to French Pureblood Pierre Delacour (Fleur's Uncle))
Grandson (through Elena): Rafael Delacour, Fullblood (b. Dec 31, 1977)
Granddaughter (through Elena): Colette Delacour, Fullblood (b. Jun 9, 1980)
Daughter: Adina Glyphs, Halfblood (b. Mar 6, 1952, d. Dec 9, 1979 in Death Eater Attack)

Addendum: Leona Glyphs is dead in my first multi-chapter, Taking Charge. In my second, The New Leader of the Pride, her death was changed into a near-miss.

Education: Salem Institute of Magic, Sept 1, 1930- June 12, 1937, Graduated Eighth in Class
Enlisted United States Marine Corps (Battalion 13 a.k.a. Mage Division) July 1, 1937- June 30, 1947
M.O.S.- Ward Breaker Final Rank- Gunnery Sergeant
Discharge: Medical

Medals: Purple Heart w/ single cluster, Bronze Star, Salem Cross (Mage)

Masteries: Ancient Runes- April 7, 1938
Arithmancy- Sept 21, 1941
Herbology- Oct 3, 1942
Curse Breaking- May 16, 1944
Potions- Aug 22, 1946
(Wow, SOMEONE knew how to get the most out of his MGIB, huh?)
Work History (Post-Military): Curse Breaker, Gringotts Boston-
Jul 25, 1947- Dec 12, 1953
Preston Magic Think Tank, Almagordo, Texas-
Jan 4, 1954- Aug 15, 1957
Herbology Teacher, Somerset Magic Institute, Colorado-
Sep 1, 1957- Jun 22, 1961
Ancient Runes Teacher, Hogwarts, Inverness, Scotland, UK
Sep 1, 1961- Present
Note: As of Sep 1, 1991 (Harry's arrival at Hogwarts), Master Glyphs has an apprentice in her second of three years for a Mastery in Ancient Runes by the name of Bathsheba Babbling (Born Feb 11, 1970 in Sri Lanka).

Physical Appearance: Caucasian, Stocky, 5'7", 180 lbs., Salt-n-Pepper Hair w/ matching goatee, silvery-grey eyes, burn scar on R. forearm, still wears wedding ring, eschews traditional wizard attire and dresses like a film noir detective

Special Magical Skills: Mage Sight- Can 'see' magic. Head trauma in the service led to Glyphs being unable to 'switch off' his Mage Sight-- cannot see normally anymore.
Esper-Blind- Cannot send or receive mental magics, is effectively immune to Legilimency, Imperius, Compulsion, Obliviation, Confundus, and other forms of Mind Magic.
Animagus Form- None
Patronus- Cannot cast
Boggart form- Ciorocco (Arabic wind-wolf)
Enchanter- Can place permanent enchantments on inanimate objects (only about 1 in 30 wizards can do this)
Polyglot- Speaks, reads, writes & understands all languages exposed to
Fighting Style: Both magical and martial fighting styles derive mainly from the 'Drunken-Man' style of Kung-Fu-- always in motion and difficult to predict
Personality Traits: Not exactly sane, but also not as crazy as he pretends to be.
Shares his 'Grampa Abe's' opinion that Albus sticks his nose into far too many things that are none of his business and keeps far too much to himself. Obviously, does not get along well with Albus. Often the lone voice of dissent at faculty and Order meetings. Will sometimes play 'devil's advocate' just to make sure others are thinking and not blindly following.
A 'fun' teacher-- knows how to keep his class's interest even during the boring parts.
Only member of Hogwarts' faculty who's not a Hogwarts alumnus.
Has been known to unexpectedly draw and use unique magickal devices of his own design in a fight (basically, an unpredictable fighter).
Known Magickal Devices: Return Blades- foot-wide shuriken magicked to return at his whistle
Shockline- twin throwing blades on cords that deliver a heavy shock on impact (a magickal adaptation of a TASER gun)
Omnilenses- Non-prescription glasses that have various effects, including 'seeing' invisibility, magnification, 'rear-view', and more
The 'Master Command'- a runic bracer worn on the right wrist that acts as a remote activator for various purposes (booby traps, explosives, distractions, etc.)

END BIO


Food for thought: The main drawback of asking a genius to help you with a problem is, they will become so occupied with searching for the complicated solution that they'll completely overlook the simple one.

While CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is appreciated, derogatory, insulting, or just plain rude reviews (aka flames) will be ignored. Criticism should also be restricted to the STORY, not trying to convince me I'm wrong about Ron Weasley/Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape etc. This is MY fanfiction. These are my opinions. You want to debate the relative merits of certain characters, go to the forums. You don't like my take on the universe, read something else. But quit hassling me with private messages and reviews where you try to 'convert the heathen' to believing that Ron and Hermione actually make a good couple for anything other than an episode of 'Jerry Springer'.

One of my biggest pet peeves is poor spelling and grammar. I've lost track of the number of stories I was enjoying for their interesting story lines that I had to give up on because their grammar and spelling became so horrible I had to stop every few sentences to try and decipher what they just said (and no I will not name names here. That's just rude). Don't give me the 'texting generation' excuse-- texting phones are sophisticated enough at this point that the only excuse now is laziness.

I hold one truth to be incontrovertible in the Harry Potter universe, no matter who is writing it: whether Harry is good, evil, neutral, or what have you, Hermione Granger is always, always, ALWAYS his loyal supporter. So if you write stories with Hermione on the opposite side from Harry, just take it as a given that I don't like your story.

To those of you out there who are attracted to Severus Snape: You need to get the hell away from your abusive boyfriend and check into a battered women's shelter, because men like Severus Snape will only ever deliver pain and anguish. You cannot 'fix' them, they were irreparably broken long before you got them.

UNOFFICIAL GRINGOTTS MOTTO: Never piss off a being that controls access to you money.


Connor's Report: My first story on ffn, this was my take on the poor standards of education in Magical Britain. Can anyone deny that Hogwarts is severely lacking in several departments, including the accountability of the faculty in the quality of the education they provide? Hell, even breathing doesn't seem to be a requirement to be on the faculty at Hogwarts.

The Telltale Cupboard: Kudos to those who got the Edgar Allan Poe reference in the title. Yes, this one was just meant as a one-shot to show the kind of action I think that Remus and/or Sirius would have taken had they known to what extent Harry was mistreated in that house. They are Marauders. They are subtle (Remus more so than Sirius, which is one reason I chose to use him). And any true prankster can tell you, the best pranks are the ones where everybody knows you did it, but no one can prove you did it.

Crying Wolf: Honestly, I think Severus Snape needs a reality check more than anyone else in the Potterverse. He knows damn well that Harry is critical to Dumbledore's plans, yet keeps trying to get the old man to expel the one student he will never expel, and proceeds to wreck any semblance of professionalism and credibility he might have. I wrote Aurora Sinistra the way I did because I thought it would be nice to see some bad blood between the staff members (Snape is a Death Eater after all), and Sinistra is one of those characters that is so poorly defined in canon that you can do pretty much anything you want with her.

Old Soldiers Never Die: My personal favorite of my own works. While I enjoy a good "Dark Lord Dumbledore" or "Manipulative Bastard Dumbledore" story, in my writings I prefer to write him as "Well-Meaning but Bungling Dumbledore". You have to admit, seeing Dumbledore and Grindelwald both in varying shades of Grey is more believable that the stark black-and-white that some people prefer the world to be in (Heck, even JKR admitted, through Sirius and Remus in OOTP, that "the world isn't divided into good people and Death Eaters").

Ginny Weasley, You Been Prank'd!: Like I said in the author's note, this inspiration struck me whilst reading Driftwood1965's brilliant WIP, "Harry Potter and Future's Past". Can you honestly say that selling fake love potion as a gag gift (or running a betting pool on when HHr would go public with their romance) is something the Weasley Twins wouldn't do?

How a Marauder Deals With a Troll: I'll admit, I kinda threw this one together one night when I was bored, and published it less than an hour later without even proofreading it myself, let alone having a beta reader look at it (I don't really have a beta actually). I didn't really think it was all that great, but everyone seems to like it. It's gotten more hits than all my other stories combined! No, I currently don't have plans to continue it, mostly because I'm not sure in what direction I would go with it.

Tripping Up: I think the best way to describe this one is a stream of consciousness that got way out of hand. It also shows how most of Harry's problems could have been solved in days or weeks (instead of years) if more people had been involved in solving them and Dumbledore hadn't been so hell-bent on secrecy. (On the other hand, that wouldn't have made a very exciting multi-book saga.)

Magic Ain't So Bad: My little plot bunny about bringing Dudley into the magical world where he learns that, yes, magic ain't so bad-- but it ain't automatically good, either. Not really sure where this one came from, but I thought it was worth putting up. Lisa Turpin is another of those characters who exists as little more than a name, so it's fun to write the character my way. BTW, Lisa's 'most aggravating client' was Draco Malfoy, and Harry was referring to his wife Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy and their son Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (as mentioned on JKR's official website). Director Lupin was, of course, Tonks (twenty years is plenty of time to get promoted), and Rolf and Luna are Rolf Scamander and his wife Luna Lovegood-Scamander, with their twin sons Lorcan and Lysander (again, courtesy of JKR's official website).

Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits: My first attempt to show the actions a more pragmatic and proactive Dumbledore might have taken. For those questions I know will be asked: Yes, that is Harry's canon wand Ollivander is wielding, Vernon's losses led in part to his anger and hatred toward Harry (and working them out on He-Who-Must-Be-Hyphenated helped clear that up), and Bellatrix and Narcissa Black were forced to become hateful shrews by sadistic, evil husbands (and yes, I've always liked the popular fanfic cliche that Narcissa's true love was Remus Lupin). Also, the reason I had Kreacher, not Albus, strike the deathblow, is: Voldie's ego. The all-powerful Dark Lord would find it far more humiliating to be brought down by a lowly house-elf than falling in a pitched battle against the greatest wizard of the age.

The New Leader of the Pride: I don't know if it was canon or fanon that originally labeled the Ancient Runes Professor as Professor Glyphs (the character was later replaced with Bathsheba Babbling), and by making him my OC, I seek to flesh out a character who may have never even existed in JKR's mind. Also, I always wondered why McGonagall never did anything for her charges... hmmmmm...

How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll: Another take on the "Harry vs. the Troll in the Bathroom" idea. This one was inspired by, of all things, a televangelist on TV who asked, 'What do you want to do with your life?' (I should point out I was bored and channel-flipping when I saw him.) The name Ong for a troll I borrowed from one of my favorite fanfic writers on Ficwad-- Alorkin, writer of the masterpiece 'Jedi Potter'.

Whaddaya Mean, I'm Going to Hell?: This story is a result of the terrifying things my mind comes up with when you combine seven-layer nachos, insufficient sleep, and televangelism. It's also most likely the only story I will ever write that is DH-plus-Epilogue compatible-- and even then I have a little too much fun at Ginny's expense. GINNY LOVERS BEWARE!

Don't Mess With the BDA!: Just a bout of silliness that came from the thought, 'why did the Deez never attack the Grangers? Couldn't be the Order-- they proved completely inept protecting the supposedly more important Harry!' This is my explanation why the Daughter of Dentists was never attacked over the Summer Hols. A personal note: I got several complaints about my Methodist joke, so I decided to replace it with a mime joke-- 'cause everybody knows mimes are EVIL.

Taking Charge: I wanted to explore a possible version of the 'troll-in-the-bathroom' scene with competent faculty-- most notably my favorite OC, Samuel Glyphs. After all, it's the responsibility of the teachers to protect the students, right? And yes-- I have, in fact, been looking for a chance to have Severus Snape say that brilliant Alan Rickman line from Dogma, thank you. This has now been expanded into my first multi-chapter fic, but I have no idea where it's going. I'm just hoping I don't write myself into a corner.

A Once-Great Man: Okay, this is a departure from my usual light humor, but I thought I'd give a more serious story a try. This was a way of justifying that, despite his horrific choices, Albus was still a good man, but that circumstances only partially under his control made everything go sideways. 'The best-laid plans o' mice an' men', and all that. I sent Bill Weasley and Samuel Glyphs after the Horcruxes because... well, which makes more sense-- a pair of trained and experienced Curse Breakers, or a trio of teenagers who hadn't even graduated Hogwarts?

Who Needs Obliviators?: Wow. Just wow. This story has been up for a mere eight hours, and now I've gotten over three hundred hits, over a dozen favorites and three positive reviews! I'm surprised at how much everyone liked this little bit of silliness which was written solely for the Industrial Light & Magic joke at the end. If I come up with more fun ways to hide the wizarding world without Obliviation, I may post more parts to this one. Suggestions would be welcome.

Dementor Humour?: Okay, I apologize unreservedly for this one. It was dumb, it was tasteless, I'm fairly certain it's offensive, and I just might be going to Hell for it (assuming I was a Christian, which I'm not anymore-- I'm an Agnostic). That being said, I still just had to post this disgusting example of gallows humour. May the obligatory Deity (I like to call Him Bob) have mercy on what passes for my soul. BTW, did you catch my reference to one of my other short stories in there?

In Search Of...: This is just a one-shot piece of fluff about Luna Lovegood and the person JKR paired her with on the official website-- Rolf Scamander, grandson of magical wildlife author Newt Scamander. Anyway, I thought it would do for a light, fluffy piece.

Just a Foot in the Door: I really, really didn't like Scooter in the early seasons of The Muppet Show. I've worked with people like that before: Have a relative in a position of importance and use that connection to bully everyone else into giving you whatever you want. Thankfully, Jim Henson eventually mellowed out his character.

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Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,789 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 12h - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 406,136 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6866 - Favs: 9,393 - Follows: 12,419 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Amulet by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry Receives a gift, that literally changes his life and those closest to him. Ch6 is up, let me know of errors you find. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,765 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... RonGinnyDumbles(possibly)Molly bashing, and Harry/Hermione/Luna for the pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 199,006 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day The Dursleys Came To Hogwarts by ordinaryguy2 reviews
It's the day of the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and the last people that Harry ever expected to be there to see him before he was to face the dragon was the Dursleys, or even the other revelations that had been revealed. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,809 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D.
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,641 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 499,981 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, what would have happened if Harry had been more sympathetic when Dobby came to call? (An incredibly long, world-building, character-centered drama with bits of humor on the side.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,451 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and his Brainy Girls V2 by sheltie reviews
A revamped version of my Brainy Girls. This will only contain all of my non-M chaps from the series. Think of it as a present to those who miss HBG on this site. Reposted chap 155 with corrected typo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 161 - Words: 160,238 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P.
Ride The Lightning by JenJenSon reviews
Harry and Hermione have to continue on after Ron leaves. One night changes everything and the war is about to get much harder. HH/HG LEMONS! impreg OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,929 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 157 - Words: 708,527 - Reviews: 9267 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/4/2005
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,688 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
A Real Keeper by Xelan reviews
First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will not be controlled. Dumbledore, Ron, Molly and Ginny bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 166,065 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 6,274 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,966 - Reviews: 5318 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 9,646 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Rise of Overlord Vulcan! by The Dark Dragen reviews
Read Harry's journey through his first few years at Hogwarts, and how it made him start his quest to become the new most feared Overlord ever known: Overlord Vulcan. Dark/EVIL/VERY Powerful/Harry/BIG Harem. Not for children - PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 247,262 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC, Hermione G.]
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/15
Marriage Problems by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione is worried that her husband is 'working late' a lot recently... Post-Hogwarts AU. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/21 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
What Should Have Happened in Harry Potter by Redbayly reviews
Ever wonder about how things would've gone if you applied logic to the Harry Potter world? Let's just say, things would have definitely turned out different. This is a satire (as in not to be taken seriously). See introduction for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,209 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 178,146 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and The Power of The Coven by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
AU When five American witches fill gaps in the faculty at Hogwarts, new information is revealed, ties are formed, & Harry, getting more powerful each day, just may have found the power the Dark Lord knows not. Severitus. SS/OFC, HP/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 227,653 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 6,322 - Follows: 7,372 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. Armed with knowledge of the future, they seek to change the future for the better. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,158 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/19 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7189 - Favs: 6,558 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Harem War by Vance McGill reviews
The One With The Power To Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches... but what if Voldemort wasn't the Dark Lord mentioned in the Prophecy? Harry discovers some shocking revelations. With his remaining friends, allies, and some new friends and allies, Harry flees England, in order to prepare for his destiny. Along the way he finds love... more than he might be able to handle!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 249,105 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/10 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,176 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 5,593 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 35,140 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,207 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/13/2008
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/16 - Complete
Chem Prof's Mini Plots by chem prof reviews
I have a lot of plot ideas floating around, of varying degrees of complexity. I'm creating this collection as a place to post the shorter ones that I don't feel warrant a separate title of their own. My thinking is that this might be a way to write up some of these ideas, post them, and move on instead of trying to stretch everything into a full story. We'll see how it goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/14 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Voldy and the Rat by Poetheather1 reviews
Hey there boys and girls... it's time once again for your favorite villains. "Its Voldy and the Rat, its Voldy and the Rat. Once is a genius the other a prat..." Occasionally Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Harry Potter and the Ethereal Incandescence by DalkonCledwin reviews
16 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione sit down to discuss work in a small diner in Diagon Alley, when suddenly the Alley's Ward's fail. Next thing our Heroes know they are faced with having to live their lives over again. Powerful!Harry/Hermione. Manipulative!Dumbledore, probably Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,259 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Thanks to the Basilisk by David-El reviews
There's only one person who's always been there when Harry's needed her, and when he comes close to losing her, it makes him realize what's really important, such as his love for Hermione Granger. An answer to ProudMudblood's Second Year Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Isle of the Druids by raven spotter reviews
A super powered Harry Potter Fic, main pairings, Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna. Rated M for child abuse there will be no sex scenes as my daughters will probably read this and that would be just icky. Raven Spotter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,984 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 158,253 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,384 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Love Letter by narugirl2003 reviews
One simple letter was all it took to change the view of a friendship. A simple correspondence between a 21 year old Harry from 2001 and a 15 year old Hermione from 1994 was all it took to alter that friendship into something more... Chapters 1-5 have been updated! *Currently being rewritten*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and his New Beginning by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter's Golden Rule by red-jacobson reviews
Post War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/31/2014
Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan reviews
I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Luna L.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4372 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 7,014 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix Wolves by sgts16 reviews
Harry Finds the power he knows not, multi girls, and set after his 5th year at Hogwarts. Will be M for Later chapters. HP/DG/SB/MM/HG With Weasley and Dumbledore Bashing! Story is being edited from Chapter Six on to comply with site rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,644 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G., Susan B., Morag M.
It's MY Life by neveralostfan reviews
What to do, what to do? So many new choices. So many new ways it can all be. At least it will all be MY choice this time. At least as much as I can make it so. H/Hr with a hopeful new twist. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,407 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Next Great Adventure by Vance McGill reviews
Alternate Title: Reincarnation. When Lily Potter dies, she meets Death in the afterlife. She has a choice: move on with James, or help Harry with his destiny. She takes the second choice. But something goes wrong. Now a girl named Holly Evans will help Harry on his path to his destiny. Eventual HP/HG/Harem; Dumbledore, Ron, Molly bashing. ON TEMP. HIATUS - MAY REWRITE WHOLE STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,270 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Harry P., OC, Hermione G.]
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,496 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 4,023 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 8,225 - Follows: 10,034 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Distracted by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/23 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cats' Harmony by Skipsophrenic reviews
Hermione realises she wants Harry to be hers, but she more importantly wants to be his. She has hidden a secret from him for two years, scared he wont accept her now. Follow their story as they deal with the Tri-Wizard tournament, their own feelings come to light and a betrayal, and a surprise ally. Cover image from Jowybean on Deviantart - see his Cats Harmony pic for full pic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,695 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Luna's Cupboard by AuthorRichard reviews
Harry finds Luna locked in a cupboard on the fourth of November 1994. Rescuing Luna leads to a much better year than either could have hoped for. Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, Molly, Ron and McGonagall. Lunar Harmony eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dobby
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Missing Harry by HPFANGIB reviews
At the end of fifth year Harry disappears from Hogwarts only to resurface from time to time through out the summer, what is he doing. CH6 updated, CH7 Posted. A Harry/Multi story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jealous? by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry and Harley by Rihaan reviews
As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or London, anymore. But he didn't care. Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,734 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy]
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Let Us Cling Together by UndoneRhapsody reviews
A shared kiss in desperate times leads to something far greater than either of them could imagine as Harry and Hermione find themselves growing impossibly close to each other. A kiss that changes the very wheels of fate itself. A different take on a soul-bond Fic. AU at GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,747 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
This Bag of Stones by opaque-fantasy reviews
When he was young, Harry was given a bag of stones and told they were 'magical'. To anyone else, it was plain rubbish. To Harry however, it was hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,882 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Circle by RandomOmens reviews
Harry will learn about his family and the government of the wizarding world. Then thrust into a tournament he never entered he will seek out innovative ways of conquering the challenges set before him. Starts from Harry's fourth year and goes AU from there. H/Hr. I won't be kind to Ron but I won't bash him either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger-given a different target for her authority worshiping nature-comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood take on the magical world, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 178,945 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There Was a Girl by Pelahnar reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 5,992 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Colours of Magic by Tamalito reviews
Sometimes we are dealt a bad hand but we have to plough through and continue with our lives. Follow Harry, Hermione and Luna as they discover a world filled with magic and danger, while learning that love comes in many different ways. A/U. H/Hr/L. Lunar Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,685 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Ron Weasley: Dark Lord by Insanity Allegra reviews
The Triwizard Tournament was the last straw. Harry got it all. Two girlfriends, fame, money. And he was left with the dregs. But he'd show them! He'd show them all! And he'd start by destroying Potter. After dinner, though. Nothing was so important it couldn't wait until after his sixth plate. A response to Paladeus' "The Next Dark Lord: Ron Weasely" Challenge. H/HR/LL, RW/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] Ron W.
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by erbkaiser reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter & Death's Revenge by Mionefan reviews
A new take on a familiar theme. Harry & Hermione die and are sent back. Takes place after DoM. Just a few new powers and an awareness of previous lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Runic Affinity by HeWhoEscapesReality reviews
Following his fifth year, Harry finds himself depressed in self-induced guilt over Sirius' death, subconsciously altering the wards surrounding Privet Drive, forcing Dumbledore to move him to Headquarters. Acting upon a hunch, Dumbledore sends Hermione to be with Harry to help him get over his grief... and discover a magic long forgotten: a unique runic system to cast spells. H/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,258 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Will by HPFANGIB reviews
In their sixth year Hermione finds Harry's Will, learning of his love for her, but what will she do with this knowledge. Pairings...I'm not telling, but there is a easy way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan reviews
It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,601 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Rewriting Time by elementalfiredragon reviews
After going to Kings Cross after being killed by Voldemort he has choose what he is going to do. After choosing he has to figure how he is going to change things. Harry/Hermione Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,150 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Deathly Avenger by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
This story looks at how the events of the Avengers movie would change if a powerful and skilled Harry Potter arrived from another universe around the beginning of the movie. Harry/Natasha pairing. Extremely powerful Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,540 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Getting It Right by TXWitchywoman reviews
Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,816 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Evanstar Rising 1: Philosophy of the Fae by Potter's Bard reviews
[Formally "Oh Susannah!"]. Response to reptilia28's Death Challenge: When Harry dies at the final battle with Voldemort, he meets his Death Guardian, who's not too happy. He's told about what went wrong in his life, and the fact that he has 3 soul-mates. He's given the option to go back in time to start over. Harmony/Susannah. Time-travel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014
The Realisation by loverofeevee reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5092 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Batman: Arkham Lord by Rihaan reviews
The Dark Knight makes an impression on the rest of the Gotham, and the World. And their women. Bruce/Multi, Arkhamverse.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Vicki V., Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman]
Obliviate and Goodbye by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry finally loses his temper with Snape during his remedial potions lesson, which leads to him discovering some things that have him leaving Hogwarts and taking Hermione with him. But not before he visits Dumbledore to vent some anger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Away from Magic by broomstick flyer reviews
This little tale is about what happened after the battle of Hogwarts. It is not an exciting tale full of fight scenes or blood and guts. It is just a slow fluffy bit about Harry and Hermione. The Epilogue as I would like to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Padma's Advice by HPFANGIB reviews
Hermione Takes Padma's Advice and gets the boy she wants. (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Padma P. - Complete
Ministry Six by blakekeane reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry finally has had enough. A few small changes are made, which results in the war ending much faster. Harry isn't a Horcrux. Pairings are Harry/Hermione , Neville/Ginny, Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
HP OneShots by Rihaan reviews
A collection of HP One-shots and Omakes that pop into my head once in a while, with the occasional crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P.
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year, and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he have. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24637 - Favs: 12,621 - Follows: 11,302 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Witch Wishing by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hermione Granger's upbringing is not much different from Harry's. However, she is not only smart but also powerful and takes matters into her own hands. Completely AU, partly OOC, takes place before Hogwarts, will perhaps also cover the Hogwarts years, not sure yet. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 396 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 263 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 4,000 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Entirely Devoted by Edmond O'Donald reviews
This is a story about Harry and Hermione and what happens after Harry is rescued and brought to Grimmauld Place in the summer after his 5th year. It is unabashedly HHr - though there will be a second wife and a mistress for two houses. They will be minor characters. IT IS NOT CANON COMPLIANT. THE JKR TIMELINE IS TRASHED AND MEANINGLESS IN THIS STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,268 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Defense Against the Bad Snog by rupali100 reviews
Harry contemplates when Ginny tells them about Hermione kissing Krum. Devastated when he realizes he doesn't know how to snog at all, he turns to Hermione for tips, who in turn helps him with 'classes'. Will romance ensue? Of course! Chapter 1 edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Loopy Lovegood by Trieo reviews
Harry and Hermione approached a distraught Luna after the Battle of Hogwarts. They made her a promise to not abandon her, a promise that turns out to be more than they bargained for. Will they come up with a way to fix things before they all go loopy? Time loop, long loops. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 789 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by MattD12027 reviews
The death of a former mentor and friend brings the survivors of the Second War back together after many years, reigniting old feelings and allowing them to examine where their lives have taken them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,975 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Teddy L.
Hermione Granger and the Relentless Pursuit by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot dealing with after the war. Too much will spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bond Thingy by JackPotr reviews
Just a little one shot I had fun with this afternoon. I can't give too many details as it's a pretty short story. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ascension Book One: Bloodline by megamatt09 reviews
AU. The Rewrite! There is much more to Harry Potter than meets the eye. Much more. Book One of Four. Harry/Kara/Faora/Diana/Karen/Multi. Massive harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 415,523 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,524 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Gray Ashes the World Let Loose by Romantic Silence reviews
A decade ago, Hermione left Britain to achieve greatness. Now the most famous witch of the century, she returns with her twin son and daughter, who are also the children of her best friend, Harry Potter. As both children prepare for Hogwarts, friction stirs between them and their half-siblings. However, for what reason did Hermione return? And why have people begun disappearing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Epilogue Part 2 by sprinter1988 reviews
Just a short, HP/HG based follow on the the Epilogue featured at the end of Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlucky Thirteen by RonsFriend reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. When Harry is killed by Voldemort in the forest, instead of arriving at Kings Cross, he arrives in Death's waiting room. Sent back to the age of 8, he must do it all again to save those he can and complete his destiny. Eventual H/Hr. Manipulative but good Dumbledore. Ginny bashing. Good Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan reviews
Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ginny W., Neville L., Hannah A., Susan B. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5713 - Favs: 6,411 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014
The Last Chance by blakekeane reviews
Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, but instead of Dumbledore, he meets his Grim Reaper. Then surprisingly, Hermione shows up. Offered a chance to go back in time and change things, Harry and Hermione return to the land of the living. This time around, they will NOT be victims. Either of a master manipulator, or a deranged Dark Lord. My take on Reptilia28's challenge. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,943 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sexy Hallows by VenomBat22 reviews
Re-Upload under new title. Sequel to Harry's Sex Year. Fans have been wanting me to upload and some wondered where it went. Hope no one reports it if that was the case with SH. Enjoy this Harry Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Books and Cleverness by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! ON HOLD, WILL (eventually) BE REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,757 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
The Manipulation of War by Darius Black reviews
The time for subtle manipulation is over, it is time for war. sequel to Master Manipulator. M rating for future scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rebirth: A Second Chance by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
TO ALL READERS! THERE IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT AND CHALLENGE IN CHAPTER THREE OF THIS STORY! This story is the sequel to 'We Will Be Together Again'. Unless my challenge is answered, then this story will remain abandoned and unfinished. For more info, look inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Told you so! by Healer Pomfrey reviews
During the winter holidays in Harry's first Hogwarts year, Hermione is badly injured. Harry wants to help her, but no one believes in him, except for one person of whom he would not have expected it at all. Completely AU! Just a little drabble for the New Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Flight Book 3: New Krypton by megamatt09 reviews
In the final book in the first Emerald Flight trilogy, Harry, Kara, and the rest of their wives and their allies gear up for a test bigger than anything else, as a lost city is uncovered, a group of aliens infiltrate Earth, and heroes face tougher challenges than ever before. Yet there are three keys able to unlock a mystery that is older than life itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,123 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Galatea] - Complete
The List by Rihaan reviews
It started off as something simple - a snippy response to a sexist list he found. It was no big deal. He thought anger would be the biggest reaction, and practically destroy any relationship he could have ever had with a witch. Oh, was he wrong. So, very wrong. He thought all of his problems were over after Voldemort's demise. It was just beginning. Harry/Multi or Harem, AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Father Christmas's Apprentice by sprinter1988 reviews
Seven year old Harry Potter sends a letter at Christmas time, a letter with the power to change his whole life for the better. A light-hearted (sort-of) festive story just for the holiday season, featuring none other than everyone's favourite white bearded man (not Dumbledore), his reindeer and his army of Elves. Oh, and Dobby, later. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Dobby
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3133 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Power He Knows Not by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
This will be a rewrite of "Deathly Hallows" with several twists. There will be some crossover elements with my fav series, you'll have to wait and see. G/R/M/D and wizarding world bashing. Horcruxes, but not Harry, and no Hallows. H/Hr of course. Oh Hiatus, sorry my muse abandoned me for this story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lightning among the Stars by Leonineus reviews
Following a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Written with permission of stargatesg1fan1, whose fic Beginning a New Path this is based off of; link to the uncensored version is on my profile!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,553 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Trouble by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
In Search of the Most Sincere - A Tale of Halloween by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween and Harry Potter has a task more daunting than facing down a troll after two months in school, tracking down Hermione Granger when she's trying not to be found. While not a complete crossover, the story does reference the works of Charles Schultz with all do consideration to both his memory and the world of JK Rowling. And no bashing was intended or accomplished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets While Sleeping by Sir Epic the Brave reviews
While Harry & Hermione are alone on the Horcuxe Hunt after Ron deserts them, Harry gets caught in an awkward, compromising situation with Hermione while she is sleeping. One thing leads to another leading to a very eventful morning sleep-in. Slight AU, Harry/Hermione, MATURE, sleep smut/lemon, nudity, adult situations, spoilers, minor Ron-bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Goblet and The Bag by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 205 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Normal by Radaslab reviews
(Continuation of Not Normal) Harry's life has changed from what it once was and he must accept his new life so that he might prepare for the war that looms in the future to avoid a far worse war he knows would be the price of failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Journey's End by Real Dark inferno reviews
Hermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney Australia. Lemon warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Flight Book Two: Conqueror by megamatt09 reviews
Sequel to Emerald Flight Book One: Union. A year after the meeting that changed their life, things do not slow down for Harry and Kara. New challenges are around every corner, and the enemies they fight are more dangerous than ever before. Looming in the distance is an enemy long thought gone who longs to make all kneel before him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 523,700 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Revealing Ink by emtlilu reviews
4th year begins and Harry is back with a new look and new experiences under his belt. How will he deal with the Triwizard Cup with these new revelations. Watch as he knocks everyone for a loop as he breaks house down barriers, and finds a new love interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,823 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Temperatio Temporalis by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Harry, Hermione and Luna go into the past to win a war they lost. First though, they have to ensure the other war ends like it's supposed to. Lunar Harmony, James/Lily, Xeno/Celeste, Frank/Alice, Sirius/Amelia, Remus/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Immortally Yours by mondas42 reviews
We all have our role to play, what if we suddenly found ourselves in a whole new territory. Immortality, Demons, love and power. Harry and Hermione with a strong M rating. Canon up to the dance in the tent in the DH, then AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 206,569 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Get It Right by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
My take at Reptilla 28 Challenge, with my own little additions on top! Harry Hermione Soul Bond, James and Lily survive!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
How a marauder deals with a troll by Glimmande Solsken reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone? Adopted by me from Drauchenfyre. I don't own Harry Potter since I'm not J.K Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Special Guest by Xelan reviews
AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Following Instinct by GreenEvans reviews
Through all the piles of brick, the haze of battle, the survivors milling around, Harry could easily find her. Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Hopes and Dreams by Gemma Ethan Whitaker reviews
After his Firebolt is confiscated Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts and encounters the Patil Twins who give him advice and change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Padma P.
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Fires of Change by Proud Mudblood reviews
When Harry was bitten by the basilisk, Fawkes didn't cry healing tears, he did...something else. How does it change things? Grey!Dom!Harry/Grey!Switch!Hermione/Slave!Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, the Snake, and the Hat by Proud Mudblood reviews
What if Harry had brought the boa constrictor from the zoo home with him? What would change? Eventual H/Hr/L, rated T for now, just in case. Now in response to DrgnMstr's Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Child of the Phoenix by DZ2 reviews
A Sirius Secret Response: Just when Harry thinks he's all ready to go back to Hogwarts, Sirius drops a bombshell that changes EVERYTHING! Now, in the knowledge that he's more than your average wizard, can Harry adjust to a new life, a new destiny and, above all else, a new FAMILY? Light Powerful Harmony;
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,970 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Jean G., Cyclops] - Complete
Harry's Sex Year by VenomBat22 reviews
At the start of his sixth year, girls begin finding a new thing about the Chosen One. Something that'll change him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Book Transformation by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Seven-year-old Harry Potter accidentally transforms into a book, and Hermione discovers it... a combination with consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A Brave New World by vagrantboy reviews
PostDH No Epilogue. A new beginning and adventure for Harry and Hermione takes them to places they had never deemed possible. Rating for themes and issues addressed in later chapters. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Perils of Prospective Pregnancy by StrongHermione reviews
Everyone knows Hermione hates to fail at anything. How does Harry deal with her perception of the biggest failing of them all? Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Independant by StormyBabe1988 reviews
Harry has had enough with letting other people tell him what to do and leaves Privet Drive early before fourth year. Needing a place to stay for the summer, he goes to Gringott's for money. Surprises abound when he goes to the bank, but with Hermione's help Harry can face anything! Rating in case my foul mouth gets involved. Read & Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The True Master of Death by Gaveupwriting reviews
Harry sacrificed himself in the fight against Voldemort, but this isn't the first time his destiny has claimed his life. However, this time he's the master of the Hallows. What happens when a new chance is interfered with by ancient powers? AU, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Summer at Potter Manor by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After his second Hogwarts year, Harry does not return to the Dursleys but takes residence at a place, where Dumbledore cannot reach him. Completely AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Teenage Rebellion by Romantic Silence reviews
When everyone thinks you're a hero, sometimes you forget that you're only human. As Harry struggles with coming to terms with his destiny and the death of Sirius, Hermione visits for a night of fun. With no Dursleys around, Harry and Hermione decides it's time for a bit of teenage rebellion. However, before they know it, secrets unravel, and confessions are made. H/Hr. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP: Chaos of the Phoenix by Jonn Wolfe reviews
After the TriWizard Tournament, Harry's Nightmares provoke a change in his biology. Dormant complications from his meeting with a Basilisk and a Phoenix come to the fore in time to save two very important people in his life. H/Hr/L, Nev/Sus.B/Han.A, Remus/Tonks, Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,560 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Great Escape by blakekeane reviews
Harry is tired of the Wizarding society idolizing him one moment and turning on him the next. It all comes to a head during the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione offers him a chance to escape from it all. Harry takes it and his life takes a turn for the better. Slightly A/U right from the start and of course, Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and Death's Bargain by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry dies and meet's his angel of death, who informs him he has died six times before. Now he goes back for his last chance as Death's Avatar to set things right and avoid the apocalypse. HHr Evil!Dumbledore Evil!Weasleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,344 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Ultra Large Kind by witowsmp reviews
Harry Potter, Hogwarts student, the Boy-Who-Lived, fighting to save Hermione Granger's life. Then an accidental exposure to troll blood alters his body chemistry... (It's not a complete crossover, but I think it's close enough to be of interest to Hulk fans.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time To Live: Time To Love by Rihaan reviews
Harry has a nightmare. As always, Hermione is there for him. And maybe he's just beginning to really wake up? I never expected this story to be so popular, and this story's loaded with problems (New Zealand, anyone?), but if you can look past that... it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,139 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Unfinished Journeys, Untraveled Roads by Polydicta reviews
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P.
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anam Cara by Kenka reviews
(Rewrite of TTATTTBE) A bond is forged between two hurt souls, a bond which will bring out the best in each-other, with wisdom, courage, ambition and loyalty they will face their pasts in hope for a better tomorrow. Harry/Hermione DumbleRon Bashing! Cunning Slytherin Ron and Manipulative Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 796 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3386 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Zabyne reviews
Harry has been dealt a bad hand, but that's all about to change. Finally on his way to Hogwarts and his Destiny he finds something that nobody ever expected. A mysterious and ancient magic, long thought to be merely legend, has re-surfaced. How could this change the future of the boy who lived? H/Hr Soul Bond. Observant Harry. Rated M for Sexual Content and Language later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,452 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the oneshots by sheltie reviews
It's back. The oneshots are back. Though I have rearranged it so that one story isn't in there, but found on the other site I write on. Rated M to be safe due to language in some chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,506 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Godric's Blade by GodricG89 reviews
An alternative take on fifth year. What would happen if Harry was part of a greater legacy than he thought. A choice of words and a magical heirloom provide a branching point from canon. Begins with the dementor attack on Harry and Dudley. H/Hr, Magically powerful Harry, Mildly manipulative and misguided Dumbledore. Mild Weasley Bashing. Significant family history of the Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tales From 6th Year: Revelations in the Potions Classroom by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry begins to see Hermione in a different light as a result of their first Potions lesson and the comments she makes prior to the quidditch tryouts. But things never go smoothly for Harry Potter. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Stairs by Witherwings01 reviews
The Cupboard Under the Stairs is the one place the boy can go to hide from his family. What happens when they find him there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Don't Anger Harry Potter by Loki Palmer reviews
An angry Harry Potter is a deadly Harry Potter. Anger him at your own peril. A response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls challenge. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Founder's Revenge by stakao1160 reviews
Harry/ Hermione Story Harry watched Hermione as she came into his room. She was wearing an old quidditch Jersey of his from the 3rd year. Hermione had grown since last fall and it did not cover as much of her long legs as it used to. He watched with interest as Hermione's legs, which Harry had dreamed about over the last two weeks, walked carefully toward him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,923 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Celestial Bungle by Eleyvie reviews
The Heavens have made a mistake... and now Harry must somehow deal with it and still win the war in the process. Harry/Harem... except neither Harry nor Harem are particularly thrilled about what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
YOUR LOSS MY GAIN by mrs moonie reviews
Hermione catches Ron cheating, she turns to her best friend Harry for comfort. Does she find what she has been looking for all along? Ron and Ginny bashing.Drama and kick ass Harry, takes no crap from anyone. Romance and light lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Spectacular Spiderman by Futurist reviews
NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 607 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3790 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
For the First Time by yueie09 reviews
Harry has never belonged anywhere. He was a wizard and a muggle, a halfblood. He has always been unique and where everybody else says 'special', he replies, quietly in his own heart, 'alone'. HP/HG. DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You must be Joking by udderpd reviews
Harry is not amused when his name comes out of the 'Goblet of Fire'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Homemaking Dilemma by Romantic Silence reviews
After the war, Harry Potter was expected to achieve even grander things. Against everyone's expectations, Harry decided to become a househusband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Bad Christmas Jokes by sprinter1988 reviews
Or - "Reasons to be Concerned about Lily Luna at Christmas" Based on two very poor Christmas jokes - you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Mistletoe Plot by Xelan reviews
The twins make some great pranking supplies, but what happens when their new magic mistletoe is abused. Someone catches Hermione unaware leaving Harry all alone and unprotected. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 624 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
By Reason of Insanity by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
A war is coming. People are dying. Sirius is dead, killed by his deranged cousin. What happens when Harry comes face to face with his Godfather's killer, Bellatrix Lestrange? Will he get his revenge or will unexpected circumstances alter his path? HPBL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Prophecy Boy Meets Prophecy Girl by Jrf Steel reviews
The war is over and Harry makes a startling discovery and sets of for California. Harry/Multi Powerful Harry, non canon Harry.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Buffy S., Harry P.
A Life Changing Halloween by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
A/U NON CANON look at what could have happened in the Hogwarts 1994-95 school year if Harry had some support in his life that took no crap from certain wizards. A smart, well educated Harry taught by Goblins, Elves, and unnamed Wizards. Main parings are H/DG/LL/FD and NL/HrG. Hopefully there is a grain of humor in here. Minor spelling/grammar changes to all eight chapters: 04/22/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,266 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Luna L., Fleur D.] - Complete
Once Upon a Time by udderpd reviews
Young Harry, it was going to be a one shot but it grew. Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Susan, Hannah, Daphne and the Patil Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione Magical guardian by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a letter from Gringotts that changes the life of her and her best friend, as well as many other muggleborns. Just a little tale I wrote to pass an hour or so. H/Hr. Contains a little Dumbledore and Weasley bashing in it. Any one who would like to take the idea and build on it is quite welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Hand of Judgment by Shadows of Vanity reviews
What are the depths of the darkness of the human heart? How far will you go to protect the ones you love? What defiance will you risk for a cause? Slightly AU. re details inside. Complete Rewrite Underway
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,895 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Evangel's Final Task by fg7dragon reviews
Eternity is a long time even for the Dark Evangel. What is Evangeline A.K. McDowell willing to do to finally obtain eternal peace? Rated M for language, graphic scenes, violence and gore. Composed and Powerful Harry. Evil Mentor Evangeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,586 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Harry P., Evangeline A.K. M., Luna L., Fleur D.]
Colin's Charming Captures by Romantic Silence reviews
Colin has developed a way to make magical photographs show a person's truest feelings in that captured moment. What if he took photographs of Harry and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shifting Winds by vagrantboy reviews
A sudden shift in the wind drastically changes not only the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, but Harry's life. I believe it should be fine as rated teen, but please message me if you disagree. It will be Harry/Hermione. No Character Bashing. CURRENTLY ON-HIATUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO DEVOTE TIME TO RE-WRITE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Matchmaking Granger by vagrantboy reviews
With rumination of her achievements, a surprise return, pestering loved ones, and a bit of wine Hermione will learn that happiness, despite what some may say, finds those who simply ask for it. Follows Deathly Hallows until the epilogue, then it banks to a hard right. Rating for safety not smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Save more than two innocent lives tonight by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
After the ride on Buckbeak to save Sirius, Harry and Hermione discover just how much their Machiavellian manipulative headmaster enjoyed messing with the lives, and made fools of, Fudge, Snape, Sirius, Harry and Hermione. As per Canon. But Harry has his Hermione and they win. MoF Dumbledore. Ronald corrected and everyone not associated with the dark lord got their happy ever after.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Auror Potter and the Creepy Case of Jack O'Lantern by sprinter1988 reviews
A little Halloween treat for ya! When a mysterious beast begins attacking Wizards and Muggles alike, as well as his ex-wife, Auror Potter is called in to discover what the creature is, where it came from and how to kill it. Sort of compliant with epilogue, but set 7 years later. Not for Ron or Ginny fans. Won't be overly gory, mostly just for the fun of it. HP/HG, TL/VW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Leaving Feast by udderpd reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Son of a Marauder by zArkham reviews
Dumbledore is dead and the Golden Trio are being chased through London by Death Eaters. Yet while catching they catch their breath at Grimmauld Place, Harry stops to really think about his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Vault of Stories by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
The inescapable collections of one-shots and story pieces. Main Pairing will always be HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Emerald Flight Book One: Union by megamatt09 reviews
Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara, expanded in future books. Blood Brandy's Vegas Wedding Challenge used as a starting point. Part One in a Trilogy. Extended summary prior to Chapter One.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 247,052 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Complete
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 4,508 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lunar Madness by Takao1160 reviews
The Quirky Ravenclaw has always had a method to her madness. Meet the real Luna and let the real fun begin with Harry and Hermione along for the ride. This is H/HR/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Letter of Rejection and the Aftermath by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
NON-CANON! What if Harry sent a letter of rejection to Hogwarts and a few others. This Harry is a fully trained Mage raised in the USA and hates sheeple. It's fluffy and hopefully humorous in places with a touch of violence. There is course language therefore the M rating. It's Harry/Luna with an addition at the end. Updated: 11/29/2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 248 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Will Be Together Again by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived has won…or has he? An emotionally distraught Harry makes a decision which has repercussions. Sort of a Romeo and Juliet esk story. Has offically been completed. Once you have finished this story, I direct you to its sequel 'Rebirth: A Second Chance.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cat Says Meow by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione goes to the Hogwarts Halloween party with the intent of catching Harry's eye and lets Ginny pick out her costume. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Warning: Cute Cat-Girl and Fluffiness. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizards In Winter by Mionefan reviews
Hermione vows to protect Harry and she inherits an old Grimoire left to her by her grandmother. Title is taken from an instrumental of the same name by The Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Quality over Quantity by DarthMittens reviews
The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 637 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 5,982 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Balancing Debts by Xelan reviews
Actions have consequences, even if you're not aware of them. Harry saved Hermione's life their first year at Hogwarts. Now she has returned the favor and has no reason to stay by his side, or does she? Happy Ending. Now with a 2nd Chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
It Could Have Gone That Way by Romantic Silence reviews
Instead of letting Hermione go soon after they finished dancing, Harry confronts her about their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Avenging Angel by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
Magic has determined that the wizarding world needs a Vigilante, what's in store for Harry? Rated M to be on the safe side. On permanent hiatus, up for adoption if someone wants to redo or take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,387 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It's Good to Feel Remorse by Rihaan reviews
During the end of the TriWizard tournament, Harry Potter is tied to a grave. As he watches Voldemort's resurrection, he reflects on his life of hardships and pain and comes to a startling revelation. Then something unexpected happens. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Something Dark This Way Comes by VinceT reviews
Harry Potter: time-traveller extraordinaire. Casting himself back in time Harry's determined to make this life count; to make the magical world a better, more accepting place. It doesn't hurt to have some fun while he's at it, as well as change himself for the better. Dark!NotEvil!Harry, Harry/OC/Hr/Nym romance, slave relationship later with undisclosed!Vamp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,132 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Kingmaker by Ghost of Meat reviews
It is amazing the discoveries Harry can make after a bad year at school, a horrid Tournament, a trip to a bank, and a look through ancient Wizarding Law. All it took to share the world was a letter. Rated T for language and implied meanings, H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Seven Souls! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
When Harry awakes one night to find Luna at his beside. She performs a ritual that will change his life and the lives of seven others forever. Read how one act by Luna changes his life and the lives of nine others forever. Update! This story is currently on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,593 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Clash of the Alphas by Miz636 reviews
With just two more years at Hogwarts left, Harry must fight for his position as Alpha when another Alpha challenges him for it – twice. As the war comes to a high point, everyone must get along and fight for their lives or they stand to lose everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 221,727 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Rihaan and the HP Universe by Rihaan reviews
Never liked Self-Insertion Fics. Always hated Mary-Sue Stories. That being said, I wrote my own. Starring the Fanboy that just won't quit, Rihaan Shimomura. Join him as he befriends the great Harry Potter and the future love of his life as they destroy... well, everything. Rihaan/LL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hermione's Choice by Ragnarok'n'Roll reviews
When Ron tries to jump Hermione in their room she storms out and go's to find the one person she can talk to. Rated M for language and later chapters. Ignores 19 Years Later
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When My Life Began by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
COMPLETE and updated 9/14/12! This story is an off shoot from "Things That Make You Go Hummm," by Dracom Blade. Totally A/U and hopefully fun to read. Bashes some characters like Bumbles, Molly, Snape, and others. This story is complete and is a Harry with three wives. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. H/Hr/FD/LL 4/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Bored in Binns' by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione passes notes in the middle of History of Magic. One thing leads to another and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Paladins by Ghost of Meat reviews
After saving the life of the Supreme Pontiff, Harry is taken in by the church and raised as one of their own. On his 11th birthday he receives his Hogwarts letter. how will the now exposed Magical World cope? Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P.
Never Leave: The Complete Edition by Rihaan reviews
After Ron's second and final betrayal, Harry begins to see Hermione in a whole new light. He reacts in a way neither of them expected him to. Light and/or Dark!Super!Harmony. Rated for sexual situations and non-graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Desperate Times by freakyfinger reviews
6th year AU. Harry knows that Malfoy is up to something, but Dumbledore won't do anything about it! What is it they say about desperate times?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Warning from the Future by randompandattack reviews
After living an abused life Rose Weasley heads back in time to the summer before Harry Potter's 6th year in order to stop the horrible future that is her time from coming to pass. Can she prevent the horror that is ron/hermione from coming to pass? H/HR oneshot, involves time travel and love potions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Is the Best Thing by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts one-shot, AU. While waiting to see if Ron survives a vicious attack, Harry and Hermione have a conversation that they've had before. Except this time it ends differently. Serious attempt at incorporating literary alchemy symbolism. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by OfInkAndQuill reviews
How could a simple action by a shop clerk change Harry's Hogwarts experience? Features an intelligent Harry, with a strong friendship with Hermione. Contains a more Slytherin Malfoy. Rated T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Him or Me by Sillimaure reviews
Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two by Rihaan reviews
The Harry/Hermione version, or remake, of the entire seventh year - Harry and Hermione think twice about their decisions as of late, and are not pleased with what the results might be. The journey towards the Darkest Harmony the Wizarding world has ever seen, starts with a letter. It's All for the Greater Good. Gray!HHr, Violence, Ron Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,994 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Chronicles Of Camelot by DZ2 reviews
My answer to Proud Mudblood's challenge: it started with a kiss: a new Harry emerges and a seemingly impossible destiny is set in motion; with Hermione at his side, however, Harry feels he can do anything: can he? Harry/Hermione; Alternate, extended ending posted 12/7/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,172 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,305 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Devil's Game by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls Challenge. Dark-Gray HHr Soul bond. Really don't want to go into to many details for the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Night a Friendship Died by Loki Palmer reviews
A brief H/Hr reflection on the Yule Ball. Again, not for fans of Ron "Troll Brain" Weasley, unless you enjoy seeing him get hurt. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 4,657 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger On the Ministry's Secret Service by apAidan reviews
It's the summer of 2000 and mysterious things are happening. Artifacts stolen from a castle in Scotland, Ron's gone house shopping, and the Indians are in first place in the Wild Card race. Oh, and a mysterious cult is trying to kill Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,045 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Must Be Done by Xelan reviews
Dobby saving everyone in Book 7 always seemed like weak writing and implausible to boot. Here's a different way thing could have gone that puts a harder choice in front of Harry. I'd like to think it makes him more of a Hero rather than a Dumble's pawn. I don't know what genre this falls into. Comments? H/Hr story in a dark setting. Confused? The second chapter will explain it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Secrets Revealed by Dark Hearted Dragon's Master reviews
Harry has been deceived ever since he was in third year. He has been betrayed by those most important to him. Pairings undecided. A poll will be on my profile for the pairings. Dumbles and Ron bashing. Please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Changes of Fate and Death by Dark Hearted Dragon's Master reviews
Harry is sent back in time in his sleep. Now he must reunite with his loves and destroy his enemies, even those he thought of as friends. Harry/Hermione/Daphne/Susan/Luna Re-wrote the first chapter just so I could fix some of the errors in it. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Birth of a Phoenix by lordblink reviews
The unexpected results of two souls coming together when the power of love is involved
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Teammates by Tsukune08 reviews
This is my take on the fourth year and what should have happened in an ideal Harry world to reward him for his shitty life. Give it a look and tell me what you think. HP/AJ/AS/KB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Angelina J.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 5,999 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Unmentionables? by Stick97 reviews
Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,625 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P.
The Snippet by Xelan reviews
It started as a short snippet from another work in progress but then Lord of Bones stepped in... then WalkaboutTigger and well... it's now a bit longer than a standard snippet. Contributions from myself, Lord of Bones and WalkaboutTigger. H/Hr and racy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of the Feline and her Serpent by readingeverythingican reviews
Harry defeated the basilisk, but some interesting side-effects occurred. now he is afraid that Hermione won't like him because he isn't all human, but then again, she isn't either! Dumbly bashing, and two worried parents have these two spinning around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Handprints by wubbzy reviews
Harry and Hermione are seen as the most boring couple among their peers, and Hermione is determined to prove them wrong. AU, obviously. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14745 - Favs: 7,811 - Follows: 6,938 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
On a Trial Run Basis by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Hermione decides to give dating each other a try. What was originally just an experiment, it soon develops into something far more significant and everlasting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Twin Who Lived by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Harry Potter is the less famous twin brother Daniel Potter the boy who lived. Follow his life living in the shadow of his brother. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
A TARDIS Adventure by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry's life, along with that of Hermione's, changes when he receives a watch for his seventeenth birthday. It is the fob watch of the last of the Time Lords... Doctor!Harry AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bride's Problem by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
As Fleur gets ready for her wedding to Bill. A life changing event occurs that could derail the entire thing. What does she have to do.. not much except pay her life debt to one Harry Potter. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Relatives by HJP Squared reviews
Hermione has a Granger family reunion and her relatives are trying to fix her up with her best mate. Weasley Bashing. Harry/Hermione pairing. Mostly fluff and some humour. Not rated M straight away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 408 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always by FireboltPhoenix reviews
AU. 4th year. What if Harry found out about Cedric asking Cho to the ball a bit earlier, and he asked Hermione instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Petrified by HermiHugs reviews
My name is Hermione Potter and this is the story of how I with my husband Harry Potter fled our native country Britain and settled in United States of America, to find acceptance, equality and some peace. One Shot, set after second year Basilisk incident
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Little Closer To Home by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
What happens when you realise that its not just the death eaters that are going against you. Who can you trust? HHR... Set at the end of book 5. Does not fully follow book 6 or 7. Weasley/ Dumbledore bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the road to revisit by lordlonginus212 reviews
O.k so Harry gets chucked back in time by a magical shiny woman to fix his life Starts where Voldemort hits Harry with the AK in the forest. definitely H/Hr, bit of Dumble bashing but he is good. Ron gets a slap to the face but the Weasleys are good too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zealots by Polydicta reviews
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Bite Me, Already! by Polydicta reviews
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potions by Polydicta reviews
Harry and Hermione are livid with their respective ex partners. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Dreams by Polydicta reviews
Hogwarts' dreams are important to her, they are part of her children. Kind of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Eye Of The Storm by DZ2 reviews
Answer to YugiohFreak54's Challenge: Losing Sirius hit Harry hard; so hard that he attempts to run away, but is stopped by a summons to his destiny: a summons from Gringotts and DARTH REVAN; now commanding the Force, can Harry get some answers? H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Revan - Complete
After The Ministry by Polydicta reviews
There is always a price to pay to lift a dark curse, and Dolohov's curse was particularly nasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Children of The Night by Polydicta reviews
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's It Like to Kiss? by Polydicta reviews
Hermione has never been kissed, so she asks her best friend to describe it. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming of Age by Polydicta reviews
Voldemort's gone forever, it's Harry's 17th birthday, and someone wants to make it special for him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Brian64 reviews
With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: Prince of Gryffindor by stalkerace reviews
Al is dead and Harry and Hermione Potter are forced to take the lead in the fight against a secretive Dumbledore. Sequel to Duke of Gryffindor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Loyalty, Or Something More? by Watson374 reviews
In the midst of preparing for the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry accidentally says something that when delved further into, results in some interesting discoveries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Maybe he'll get it right this time by readingeverythingican reviews
Challenge Accepted. Harry has died. Again. now he's on his last chance to fix his life and get Hermione, his soul-mate to be his girlfriend. good luck Harry! HHr,with some Weasley bashing. set in fourth year and going from there. rated M now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,773 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Rescue and the Fix by Eric J. Dantes reviews
Canon until third year. Begins the summer before 4th year. Harry finds himself getting rescued from a grim future by his Godfather and himself getting fixed by one Hermione Granger. The Magical world is in for a surprise as a new and improved Harry walks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Guardian by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
AU one shot about what happened on 31 October 1981 at Godric Hollow and shortly thereafter. There are no parings or angst - I don't do angst and rarely read it. Rated 'T' for a few curse words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Choices by BrandiAlyssa reviews
Ginny was confident the Twins latest concoction would lead her to Harry. But things didn't quite go as planned. Hermione gets dragged into it and finds exactly what her heart's been missing. Ginny's heart finds solace. HHr-Scheming Twins-G/D-Nev/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Duke of Gryffindor by stalkerace reviews
Starts with the dementor attack, but instead of Mrs. Figg coming to the rescue, Remus Lupin and someone else arrived and informed Harry of the manipulations in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Written Upon the Stars by stalkerace reviews
As Harry pondered about what to do next, he realizes that when the pieces of his life fall into place, it was just not right without Hermione. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Confidence by Maximus-Aurelios reviews
A dfferent take on Hermione's reaction to Ron and Lavender, branching off after Chapter 14 of HPatH-BP. First time publishing, feedback appreciated. Rated M for adult themes/situations. I do not own rights to names/settings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 216 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Not Needed by Romantic Silence reviews
What if it had been Hermione that spotted the silver doe instead of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Horcrux by CombatWars reviews
What if Ron hesitated when Riddle-Harry and Riddle Hermione were snogging each other? Would the story have turned out differently? Chapter 2 now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Return of an Alpha by Miz636 reviews
For three years, Harry has been Becoming Alpha of Hogwarts. Now another Alpha is returning, bringing with him darkness, chaos, and battle. Watch as sides line up for war, and people and society change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 260,758 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Master Manipulators by Darius Black reviews
Post GOF Harry has to go to the Dursleys again but does he? A strange man claiming to be Harry's uncle is shaking to world Dumbledore worked hard to build. Ridiculous bashing on Ron, a bit on Death eaters. Snape dies.M for language and acidity.Sequel out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,342 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When the Train Breaks Down by readingeverythingican reviews
when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
3 Nights and 2 days by HermiHugs reviews
ONE SHOT. During their stay at the Burrow before their fourth year, Harry and Hermione are forced to share a bed for three nights. They get acquainted with each other in a more intimate way. Mature situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Death Reincarnate by HermiHugs reviews
Voldemort was defeated but only after a lot of innocent lives were lost. The balance between good and evil badly disturbed. Harry Potter is the master of death, what does that mean? Do the Hallows have a more important function? Time travel fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
She's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Save by apAidan reviews
Being a keeper is more of a mindset than it is a job, as Oliver Wood showed during his life. His final save came in his last game for England. Written for thecompletebookworm's 'In Memoriam' challenge. The prompt was 'waterfall'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gabrielle D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wingman by silent rider7 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to meet her parents before they pursue their relationship any further. But Ron needs a wingman to make him look better in front of her parents. What happens when Hermione's father likes the wingman more than Ron? H/Hr pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,907 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Chance by TreeOfReading reviews
Harry and Hermione are sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to their first year to craft a better future. Time travel, Soul Bond, HHr, possible Weasley Bashing. Rated M for violence and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My First Month as a Wizard by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Veil of Time by Soleneus reviews
Betrayed by the man he called friend and sentenced to death, Harry Potter escapes and jumps through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, expecting death. Instead, he finds that he is in his eleven year-old body, with a chance to make things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATING WIP 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 360,374 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strings Attached by HermiHugs reviews
A Harry and hermione fluff, one shot. A magical way for Harry to propose to the one girl that he cannot live without. Set during their fifth year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Love will find a way by HermiHugs reviews
My idea of how Harry Potter's sixth year should have happened. With Hermione by his side, he trains in advanced battle transfiguration, charms and dueling. Story contains most of the events depicted in Half Blood Prince with my own twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,303 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Popculture References by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
each chapter Harry and Hermione introduce the magical world to pop-culture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tears of Red and Gold by Xelan reviews
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible events occurred? Find out who really benefited and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Vein of Gold by pelespen reviews
Hermione has been ordering some suspicious magical texts. Harry agrees to intervene, but for reasons no one expects. Written for 2011 hermione smut exchange on livejournal. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Plague by A House Divided reviews
Harry is attacked by a dark wizard at the age of six. He vanishes with only one person witness. Five years later he's back, and he just wants to have some fun. If Volde'll let him that is. Proto!Potter. HPxHarem. Crack!Fic. MagicalCreature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P.
One Thing Leads To Another by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
HHR Soul Bond- What do you get when you realise that not all red heads are as honest as they seem? Ron Ginny and Molly Bashing! Review please! Much Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,299 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something That Was Not Supposed to Happen by mfoxears reviews
Hermione shows up at Harry's doorstep for comfort once again, after a fight with Ron. After some firewhiskey and talking, the night turns out not quite as it was planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
God help the outcasts by Glimmande Solsken reviews
Songfic. Great hall listen to Harry's song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Anger Management by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry was a very angry, angsty teenager in OotP. What if he had channeled it into the trial at the Ministry? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P.
Curiosity Doesn't Kill the Kneazle by Romantic Silence reviews
"Have you ever thought about sex Hermione?" Harry suddenly inquired.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronnie's girl by DerLaCroix reviews
Don't we all know it - you only recognize what you had when it's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Dark Days by DREWHHR reviews
A world where Voldemort is in power and all of the wizards and witches opposed to him live in hiding. I suck at summaries. Full summary inside. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,019 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knew Not by apAidan reviews
What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 246 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas by Paladeus reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotions by Mr. Mage reviews
A time travel H/Hr fic. I just wrote this for fun. After the final battle, a kiss betweeen friends sends the world out of proportion. Harry discovers his inheritance, and lets his marauder side out. And just what is DumbOldDoor playing at?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 245 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 488 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 267 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
SPEW by the dork knight reviews
Hermione's quest for house elf rights takes her to the biggest offender of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Who Holds the Strings by Romantic Silence reviews
A twisted grin of satisfaction and victory settled over Hermione's profile as the darkened basement was riddled with her malevolent aura.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amor Veritatis by Stanrick reviews
One morning during breakfast in the Great Hall, things quite suddenly begin to turn into the most unexpected directions, when Harry behaves in a rather peculiar fashion - much to the bewilderment of Hermione and their fellow friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coven of Hogwarts by GhostofHP reviews
After DH Harry, Ron and Hermione agree to go back to Hogwarts to finish their 7th year. With the dark lord gone, normal teenage behavior takes over. Multiple parings but a Harry/ Hermione underlying relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P.
A Wand's Choice by Witherwings01 reviews
If a wand can choose the wizard, what else can they decide. Harmony oneshot set directly after the final battle. Not Epilogue compliant. Takes its canon from the films and not the book, so slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 377 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Library Kisses by alixxblack reviews
This story details the romance of Hermione and Harry after a late night kiss through the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione, Harry and Ron learn about each other and evolve as couples and friends along the way. Rated T, but may contained some M chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,156 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Afternoon Tea with Molly by Daniela Sumpter reviews
Hermione and Molly have tea in which the two talk about Ginny's behavior in the past few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 6,209 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
After All These Years by apAidan reviews
It's Harry's birthday and Hermione's decided to throw a party for him and all their friends. But to pull it off, she's going to need the help of a mysterious singer that Harry knew years ago. A singer whom everyone thinks is still carrying a torch. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., OC] - Complete
Coming Back by chem prof reviews
Post DH excluding Epilogue . Following his defeat of Voldemort, Harry finds the pressures of his even greater celebrity unbearable, and decides he needs to leave wizarding Britain. His best and truest friend makes him promise to return someday. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Drink by Sebastian Xavier reviews
A different outcome to the night at the Yule Ball. HHr/Harmony relationship implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Little Adventure by apAidan reviews
Luna's searching for something in the Room of Lost Things, and Harry wants to help. Luna being Luna, Harry's more confused when he's done than he was before. Set the day before the kids go back to school 2017. Implied H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Need You Here by thistooshallpass reviews
Sometimes you can get through anything as long as that special someone is there to hold your hand. A fluffy one-shot about one of the most important moments in a person's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Cause and Effect by apAidan reviews
It's the fall of 1998, after the Final Battle, and the Golden Trio has returned to Hogwarts. And it's just like old times, almost. Luna decides that something needs to be done before they do a rerun on Harry&Hermione's 6th year. HHr. Chapters 4,6,7 edits
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable Time by DrgnMstr reviews
Canon bks 1-5 AU thereafter. Startsat the end of Book 5, where the warnings given to Vernon produce the opposite result. New Prophesies are revealed which spell trouble for those who want to control Harry. Rating changed due to violence. HHrL NG RSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 244,601 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
The Power He Knows Not by Shaylea1 reviews
Harry wakes one day to find his life was going to change forever, but will he find this to be a good change? Or a bad one? Pairings: Harry Harem, NL/HA. Weasley bashing on Ron and Molly, Dumbledore bashing. Light Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Ruins by sprinter1988 reviews
Hogwarts was abandoned after the epic final battle. Seven years later, Neville, Luna and select few others are heading into Hogwarts Ruins to see if wizards can reclaim it from the creatures that now live there. Draco, meanwhile, has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Neville L., Luna L.
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Grief, Faith, and the Future by apAidan reviews
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, the stress of so many funerals and memorials is starting to wear, and Hermione enlists some assistance in helping Harry cope. As luck would have it, she gets more help than she bargained for. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unusual Connection by Proud Mudblood reviews
Harry makes on odd connection during sixth year about what Dumbledore's 'teaching' him, and a certain event in fourth year, resulting in the end of the war. Brief, humorous one-shot. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Mistake by bookwormology101 reviews
When Dumbledore left Harry that night He did not realize that he had made a mistake. One that would cost him his manipulations and plans. Manipulative Dumbledore and some Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
There's A Reason to Fear the Dark by apAidan reviews
Antonin Dolohov saw a chance to escape from Azkaban and took it. Unfortunately for him. AU-set in the same world as "The Ninth Day of Christmas" For those whom are upset by plural marriages, there is a momentary reference to such in this story. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Antonin D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alternative Medicine by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Alpha by Miz636 reviews
A single difference changed Harry Potter as he began his life at the majestic castle known as Hogwarts. Collecting friends from all four Houses, he starts his journey by becoming the Alpha. Will the changes hinder or help his destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,345 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
A Granger Pre5th year Summer by rpgaff2 reviews
What if Harry got a little nudge from Sirius after the third task and Hermione got permission for Harry to stay with her over the summer? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Birthday Surprise by apAidan reviews
It's six years after the Final Battle and the very last person Harry Potter was expecting shows up at the front door. While birthdays are a time for mending fences, they're also a time for balancing accounts. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Letter by udderpd reviews
A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Insidious Plot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's recalled from an undercover assignment, everyone in the Ministry has lost their minds, and where the hell is Harry? And why is everyone she knows busy? Full summary inside. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Waking Fred Weasley by apAidan reviews
It's not been quite a month since the Final Battle and the hardest part of the war is still going on, recovery. As the funerals of the Lupins and Fred loom, Seamus decides something must be done. H/Hr Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Seamus F.] - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mind over Magic by rpgaff2 reviews
8 year old Harry disappears the night after he appears on the school roof. He reappears in a new area, and gets saved by the Grangers. What will Harry and Hermione do when they discover each other's abilities? Read and find out! T for abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla by cloneserpents reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Landstradd's First Chapters by Landstradd reviews
My possible future stories, as laid out as first chapters and or prologues. First up at bat, my Time-travel!Harry, a sixth year AU story, and a Harry raised differently than canon. Rated for use of foul language and possible violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,353 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P.
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Memorium by grenouille7777 reviews
Hermione sits before the fire, waiting for Father Christmas and reflecting on life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
On the Ninth Day of Christmas by apAidan reviews
It's the Christmas hols after the Yule Ball, and Harry's wondering if Hermione has forgiven him. He's also taking song cues from a sketchy pair of Gryffindors which gets him in a bit more hot water with his best mate. Up until she actually listens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 10,131 - Follows: 11,647 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Veela Bond by DrgnMstr reviews
Starts at end of 5th year, AU from there. What happens when Veela are Soul Bonded? Harry is about to find out. And maybe, just maybe, he'll get what he needs to survive as well. Response to Surprise! Challenge. 2 chapters up! HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,078 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan reviews
it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The King and Queen of Kissing by silverbells92 reviews
H/Hr: Harry and Hermione discuss Harry's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 8,179 - Follows: 4,272 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Happiness Contract by udderpd reviews
Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Touch by silverbells92 reviews
H/Hr: Cause it feels like the world disappears around us when we dance and we laugh and we touch. DHP1 spoilers, dance scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the She's like a Sister Problem by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
Post-DH No-Ep. Harry Potter & Hermione Granger are supposed to be friends...best friends... something like siblings... up until their hearts finally see what the eyes have been refusing to for all these years... Each Other... PURE HHR R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,093 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Hallows Eve by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween. The night is clear, the moon is bright, and a witch waits patiently in the graveyard. Harry Potter's been on the run for six months, and that ends tonight. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Truth Or Dare by rubiksbox reviews
After meeting a group of their old friends from Hogwarts, Harry & Hermione invite them to Grimmauld Place for a game night. The catch? Hermione & a few of the other girls have a plan to find how Harry feels. Continues after they start relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 6,349 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Harry Potter by dark dhampir reviews
UNDER REVISION! During the Battle of the Ministry, Harry gets some unusual help as a strange new adventure begins. Wizards, gunslingers, and a multiverse! WARNING: Harryxharem/multi. Femslash. Anti-Ron and Dumbledore. Sorry if you loved the old version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark Tower series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Here We Go Again by CaptainCrunch231511 reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been travelling through time trying to correct his mistakes.Each time he has interfered with time it has ended in catastrophy. With one final attempt Dumbledore travels to the end of third year and puts his trust in Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,990 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Dumbledore's Mistake by hpreader1974 reviews
Albus Dumbledore's mistake leaves the magical world in ruins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing by potter8668 reviews
Harry is thrown back in time. There he learns magic and the ways of a knight before returning to his own time. Just a short story that I wrote some time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4567 - Favs: 7,110 - Follows: 3,394 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Grâce au Malfoys by romulus lupin reviews
Inspired by broomstick flyer's "Thanks to the Malfoys" but with a twist. A naked Ron wakes up spooned against a naked Hermione. What happened? Why are the Malfoys ROTFLOL? Some Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,379 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Merlin University Of Magic by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
A/U: Harry, Hermione and Draco have gone to the merlin university of magic. Harry loves Hermione but Ron is obsessed with her how far will he go to have her? HP/HG DM/OC KB/OC lily and james are alive weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8023 - Favs: 14,945 - Follows: 6,408 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
All Because of a Hippogriff by muggledad reviews
What happens if Harry realizes how important Hermione is to him during their time travel experience at the end of Book 3. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,266 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 291 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 261 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Borrowed Heaven Revised by CaptainCrunch231511 reviews
After being Murdered at his Birthday party, Ron Weasley is sent back in time to help his two best friends fall inlove with each other. Along the way he falls in love with the woman of his dreams. Revised for some grammer and additional content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 451 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4757 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Where Credit is Due by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione tries to convince Harry to accept his Order of Merlin, but he refuses. HG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Stronger by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
Set after The order of the phoenix, one night whilst Tonks is guarding Harry she realises how Harry has really been treated by his family and togerher they learn of Dumbledore's manipulations. Dumbles and Weasley bashing, HP/HG/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking a wrong turn turned out right by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry, under duress, made a split second decision that turned out very right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Starting Over by sheltie reviews
The war is over, but what next? Totally ignores the epilogue of Deathly Hallows. Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 9,903 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Quite a Day by Stellata reviews
Hermione joins Harry and Viktor by the forest, right before they run into a deranged Mr. Crouch. Now Hermione has to solve a puzzle, save a madman, and duel an invisible Death Eater - and somehow stay alive. Oneshot, set in GoF, Hermione-centric, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Lord Harry J Potter Meet Col Sherman T Potter by GenkaiFan reviews
While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., S. Potter - Complete
Cries in the Night by HarmonyLover reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Lily Potter's cries come back to Harry in his dreams - until one night when he realizes he isn't hearing his mother at all, but his best friend. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How did we Get here? II by Rohata reviews
This is an expanded version of my one-shot I posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Howler by Stick97 reviews
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing! H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Deceit and Lies by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives a brutal attack from the Dursleys with Hermione's help. He learns that everything he knows is false. What will he do? Takes places after Sirius' death. Mentions torture and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Dream? by chem prof reviews
Takes place during Book 7. A series of dreams following the encounter with Nagini on Christmas Eve has Harry rethinking the way he sees and acts toward Hermione. Things change as a result. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Note by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione Granger was a little worried about the best friend she had not seen for some time. She had moved to a flat with Ron and gotten engaged and Harry Potter had not turned up at either event. She finds a note that leads to the reason he was absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Fiance by thesiriuswriter reviews
While at a family Christmas party, Mrs Granger lets it slip that Harry and Hermione are engaged. The only problem is they don't know it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 287 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Breaking Trust by Sharptooth reviews
AU. Harry has an issue with the way that Hermione has been treating him, and he decides to show her in no uncertain terms. It leads to so much more. Set in HBP. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Heirdom by FallenMuse54 reviews
Post OotP. No HBP or DH. Harry gets a letter from Gringotts that leaves him with a political powerhouse, a list of bachelorettes, and a freakishly hyphenated last name. Includes: Harry/Harem, Independent!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 868 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P.
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 8,093 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Now What? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3086 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeking Hermione's Bean by romulus lupin reviews
Harry's first taste of Hermione's lips happened beneath a WWW mistletoe in Grimmauld Place but there's no follow-up because he's scared he may lose her friendship. Until he catches a taste of Hermione in a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 363 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Choices by chem prof reviews
The war’s over! Voldemort has been defeated! But now back at Hogwarts for his final year, Harry finds things aren’t quite what he’d hoped, as his best friends have found other attachments, leaving him by himself. Mostly AU after Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Nikki99 reviews
Harry is headed back to Hogwarts and things are good, Voldermort has been MIA for months and his relationship with Ginny is blossoming. But the last 2 weeks of summer he finds that he relationship with Hermione seems to be blossoming too. Story Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Independence Day by tumshie reviews
This a post OotP fic where Harry breaks free from Dumbledore and is A/U. Chapter 17 for your enjoyment. If you've read it before, remember this is a re-post. Welcome to new readers and thanks for all the reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,915 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inheritance by potter8668 reviews
Harry learns that there's more to him than meets the eye. Will he find his mate as a half Vampire and half Dark veela? Will he loose his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Tale of One Kitty by cloneserpents reviews
After a failed animagus transformation, Hermione seeks help from Harry and his girlfriend, Susan. Smut without a pesky plot or bothersome story. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Hydrotherapy by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 122 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Months Later by Rohata reviews
Six months after the final battle, things change. Betrayal with a twist. Rated for language and sex. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Secrets by potter8668 reviews
Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5345 - Favs: 9,741 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Harmonian Way of Life by Seel'vor reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Long Kiss Goodnight by wargear reviews
Just what made Dumbledore so confident that Harry would be safe with the Dursleys? Chapter 10 the letters arrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P.
Hogwarts The Musical by Clell65619 reviews
The Slytherins put on a show
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A History of Azkaban by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for life after the rape and murder of Ginny Weasley! But what is the truth? HarryBellaTonksFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 241 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,791 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - James P., Alice L. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by chem prof reviews
Post DH. A tale of what might have happened after the final battle that might have explained lack of interaction between Harry and Hermione in the scene at the station in the epilogue of Book 7. And what might have happened instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Image change by stuffjeff reviews
Harry is left to execute Sirius' will as the new head of the Black family. HarryBellatrixNarcissaHannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 858 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I Have To Say I Do by potter8668 reviews
Harry has to marry to save two lives that depend on him, twin babies.Who will he pick to be their mother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,468 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 281 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 216 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Wrestling Parents by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Harry and Hermione's son shows an interesting painting at his art show. Question is, though, what is the picture and why is Harry suddenly on the verge of breaking ribs? One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Second Dance by witowsmp reviews
At the Yule Ball in GoF, Harry realizes that his feelings for Hermione have changed. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione’s Realization, Ginny’s Insight by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hermione and Ginny have a conversation about a certain greeneyed wizard who is near and dear to both their hearts, and come to a surprising conclusion. Told from Hermione’s point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Trust by chem prof reviews
A 'What if we could go back and change things' story. What if Harry had trusted his friends more and been more open with them and they with him? How books 5 and 6 might have been different. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,526 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 578 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9669 - Favs: 12,530 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
Ginny finds a quiz in one of her magazines. Full summery inside. HHr oneshot, Ginny bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Return Of The Elemental by Flyin Eagle reviews
A story with everything. Harry dissapears. New Powers. Death. Love. Quidditch. And of course, War. Come and have a look. HHr. Completed... For Now. Could be a sequel if i ever get round to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,024 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
One Stress Too Many by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
What if Dumbledore allowed one abuse too many to be heaped upon Harry Potter? I don't think the wizarding world will like the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 546 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Letters and Lunches by old-crow reviews
Hermione and others help Harry work through the loss at the Department of Mysteries. Features the Grangers, Amelia Bones and a competent Dumbledore. Revised 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,981 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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Challenges and Random Ideas reviews
Okay, I think I have enough followers to put up a list of ideas that I'm not sure how to develop, so this will become my 'Challenge Files'. PM or Review if you take up a challenge, and above all, have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/30/2012
Giving the Devil His Due reviews
With his brother as a beloved king, Logan takes it upon himself to clean up a mess of his own making... WARNING: DARK!
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Reaver, Logan - Complete
Research Project reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets incident, Albus, with proof of Horcruxes, becomes more agressive in his research of the Dark Lord's past, hoping to find and destroy the devices before it's too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Albus D., Frank B. - Complete
The Cafe on the Edge of Armageddon reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! After centuries of battle, Tom and Harry strike on a crazy solution to their seeming immortality...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Time for Christmas reviews
A short little bit on Harry and Draco after the war... rated for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brothers In Arms reviews
Samuel Glyphs is Albus Dumbledore's great-nephew, but he was raised in America. When and where was their first meeting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Albus D., OC - Complete
You Have A Problem reviews
Harry has a little 'chat' with one of his more obsessive friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Taking Charge reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
In Search Of reviews
A short bit of fluff about Luna and Rolf...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Dementor Humour? reviews
A cold and lonely night in Azkaban...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dementors, J. Dawlish - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A OnceGreat Man reviews
Family must always come first... and some choices truly hurt...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Albus D., OC - Complete
Don't Mess With the BDA! reviews
Ever wonder why Voldie & Co. never attacked the Grangers? The answer: Professional Courtesy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Whaddaya Mean, I'm Going to Hell? reviews
At the end of her life, the Creator has a surprise for Ginny Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Magic Ain't So Bad reviews
Before the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry learns about Dudley's 'interesting' year...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Tripping Up reviews
"Where I come from, there's ruuuules..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
How a Marauder Deals With a Troll reviews
What if Harry went to rescue Hermione from the troll alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Foot in the Door reviews
Kermit and Scooter have a heart-to-heart about the theater world...
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kermit, Scooter - Complete
Ginny Weasley, You Been Prank'd! reviews
The magical world really IS a small world after all ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die reviews
Following his recovery of the Ring Horcrux, Albus Dumbledore visits an old friend for advice...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Crying Wolf reviews
During Harry Potter's second year, Severus Snape hears some unwelcome truths from a fellow Professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
The Telltale Cupboard reviews
Vernon's conscience weighs on him, but only with some help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vernon D., Remus L. - Complete
Connor's Report reviews
Having become the new Headmistress after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall goes to family for help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Minerva M., OC - Complete