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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Alex Rider.

Hi. I'm Jadecullens22, and as you can probably tell from my name, I'm a Twilight freak. Okay, well, my name doesn't exactly imply that I'm a Twilight freak, more just a Twilight liker. But, I am a Twilight Stephenie Meyer is, in my opinion, the greatest author ever to walk the planet. Well, as far as my interests go, here they are(not in order of favoritism):




4.Jared Leto (My future husband)

5.Rome(So much culture!)

6.Comedy/Horror movies


8.Many other things that I can't think of at the moment.

9.The new Pride and Prejudice movie, and I also love the book.

Actually, books would be more of my number one in favorites, but I just thought of it last.(hangs head in shame)

I also looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Flyleaf (even though I've only heard a few of their songs) and Three Days Grace (even though they cuss some).

My BFFs: Sour-puss, Anji, and Monkeyface.

My nickname: Spazz Queen.

Actually, I think of my peer-given nickname as a term of endearment now. It's just another thing to laugh at. It's kind of a long story how I got it though. Okay, not really. Basically, for my whole year of 7th grade, I've talked with an exceptionally loud (and sometimes obnoxious, I admit) voice, and burst out laughing at incredibly inappropriate times. Especially when we were talking about something tragic or as dull as, let's say, a piece of wood. My specialty was laughing in the middle of awkward pauses, until I had everyone bent over in a laughing fit. Good times. Oh, also, I tended to trip over anything. Air, a blade of grass, paper scraps, the demon-stools that inhabited my classroom (grrrrr) you name it, it's probably caused me to do a face plant on a very cold, uncomfortable, hard surface. (But I suppose my balance has improved a bit since I've started taking horseback riding lessons)

Favorite gift ever received: A straitjacket. (Okay, not really, but I'm absolutely positive my friends considered getting me one on multiple occasions).

PLEASE PM me if you want to talk about Twilight, New Moon, Or Eclipse. Or anything Twilight-related. Or anything else that is appropriate for a thirteen year old girl.

Things I have in common with Bella Swan (and am very proud of):

1. I am in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. ( Well, not in actual love, because I don't know the guys personally, only what the lovely Mrs. Meyer recorded about them (and yes I say recorded and not wrote because I believe that it's all real. If you think I'm crazy, GET OVER IT.) But they sound great, even with their flaws, but it's easier to just say I'm in love with them instead of typing this all out every time I claim my affection.)

2. I love classics. Except, I prefer Pride and Prejudice over Wuthering Heights.

If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, mirror, or wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Twilight is merely a biography of your future life with a few tweaks here and there, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sunlight, copy this on your profile.

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If you have ever been called mentally unstable by at least twenty people over a three day period, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever self-proclaimed yourself as the Spazz Queen of the entire universe, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever formed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with vampires and all thing supernatural, copy this onto your profile.

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If you live a mere 4 hours away from Forks, Washington, copy this onto your profile. (woo-hoo!)

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If you are desperate to go to Ireland to seek out the magical Plain of the Apple Trees (Faerie), copy this onto your profile.

If you already are in Ireland, therefore, at liberty to search for Faerie, then I am seriously jealous of you right now. If you are also jealous of the lucky Irish inhabitants, copy this onto your profile.

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13054 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
La Bella Italia by TheVelvetVoice reviews
Do not read. Sucks. lol. seriously. I'm too lazy to delete it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007
Hot and Cold by funniebanana reviews
Okay, this is my version of MR4. The FAXNESS IS HERE! Includes: fight scenes, new powers, OCs, NIGGYNESS, and FAXNESS! Please read it. NO FLAMES! Rating might change to T later. Or it might not. I've got no idea. I'm finally back, with chapter 19!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
My Best Friend by Krystina the Alien reviews
This is a story that follows Bella and Edward's life after New Moon. Filled with romanticism, and angst, of course. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,773 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
With the Choices We Make by Pesky kitten reviews
Edward and Bella have a long road ahead of them. Will their love be strong enough to fight against everything that is after them? Hope so... Starts right after NM, Fluffy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,882 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by Independent Angel reviews
The perfect boyfriend is someone who will tell their secret and keep saying 'I love you'. But with Alex Rider it'll be one of the hardest tasks to acomplish. But what happens when he loses his memory and forgets who he loves? final chapter in! RR
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
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Stolen From My Diamond reviews
After Eclipse. When the Cullens are fighting other newborns far away, and the wolves are too weak to save her, Bella is stolen by the Volturi. But why do they want her? And will Edward be able to get her back. Will Bella be able to survive that long?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008
Blood Moon reviews
Story takes place when leaving Volterra. James is back. And this time, wherever he goes, Bella follows. And how will Edward feel when Bella leaves by her choosing?Will he go back to the Volturi begging for death, or will he save Bella from a terrible fate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,356 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Stormbreaking Hearts reviews
Basically the book version of Stormbreaker, except from the beginning, Alex has a partner. 13 year old Amber. Will they still be able to complete the mission? Is there romance in the air? duh!You have to read to find out! Please R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2007