Alright, about me... I'm 17, a boy, an orphan (adopted at six), have 1 older brother (age 20), 2 younger sisters (twins:age 15).
1) "I've got a wocket in my pocket."- Dr. Seuss/my brother
2) "She is a heartless banshee. Her only purpose in life is to suck all joy out of my very soul and existence."- my best friend in one of his many fights with my cousin
3) "What do you want from me? I'm a damn parapalegic!"- my cousin trying to make me feel better (she failed)
4) "Well this sucks."- penguins in Madagascar
5) "I haff a pain in my shest, and I can't breaff."- George Lopez, "Why You Cryin'?"
6) "The imagined consistency in life is nothing more than the illusion of our own personal safety."- me in a random spurt of insight
7) "Is there no one else? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!?"- Achilles, Troy
8) "My butt is numb."- my cousin
9) "Karma's a bitch..."- my adopted dad
10) "Why won't you go out with me?"- me
"You really want to know?"- that certain girl
"Yes, yes I do."- me
"Because I'm in love with your brother."- that certain girl
"...oh...thanks for telling me, at least..."- me (not really a fav., more an explanation for Thing#2)
11) "God hates me...Why does He hate me?"- me
12) "Pinky...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"- Brain, Pinky & the Brain
13) "My brain hurts..."- one of my sisters
14) "Don't die, Leo!!sobsobsniff"- true story: at Titanic when it was still in theaters, this lady two seats over from us was crying her eyes out muttering that over and over. It was hysterical!
15) "Stop PMSing, bitch. That's my job!"- my cousin to my sister
16) "Lookie, lookie, I got Hookie."- Rufio in Hook (the one with Robin Williams as Pan)
17) "AAAAAHHHHH!! It's Stalker Girl!! RUN, SETH, RUN!!"- Keith
"Believe me, I'm running!!"- me
18) "Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold."- William Jennings Bryan
19) "Ehhhh..Ummmm...Errrrr...Yyyyeahhh." - me
20) "Americans enjoy uniformity in a way that the British don't; they wanted everybody of a sort of nice chorus line height and here I was, this person who was a good three inches taller than anyone else on the end of the line." - Jeremy Irons
21) "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time" - Robin Williams
22) "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture" - RW
23) "My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins" - RW
24) "Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures""- RW
25) "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." - RW
26) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"" - RW
1) It Ends Tonight- All-American Rejects
2) Move Along- All-American Rejects
3) Dirty Little Secret- AAR
4) Everything- Michael Buble
5) Photograph- Nickelback
6) Paralyzer- Finger Eleven
7) Night Drive- AAR
8) Nightingale- Norah Jones
9) Kiss Kiss- Chris Brown with T.Pain
10) Your Guardian Angel- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
11) Stab My Back- AAR
12) Dance Inside- AAR
13) Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield
15) And So It Goes- Billy Joel
16) Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback
Things To Do In Life:
1) Find the cure for cancer
2) Get into PBA
3) Never, ever, let something stupid get in the way of love, forgiveness, and family ever again
4) Find a way to fill the hole in my heart and fix the emptiness in my soul
5) Learn to feel again
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile
98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the reverse, copy this into your profile.
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you and your friend(s) break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile
I've waded knee deep through a river just for fun, put this in your profile if you have, too.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, age, hay, ray, aim
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you went to church and heard some one fart and busted out laughing all by yourself (making every one think you are insane), put this on your profile.
If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think when the song "Kiss The Girl" said "Yes, you want her,/Look at her, you know you do/It's possible she wants you too/There is one way to ask her" there are really 4 ways to ask, and you think the ways are, 1) Go and kiss her. 2) Ask her out on a date. 3) Introduce your self. 4) Drug her, stick a ring on her finger, forge a marrage certificate, and tell her you're married, then kiss her whenever you want, copy this into your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend cheers you up when you're rejected a best friend goes up to her and says, "It's because you're a lesbo isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever self mutilated yourself or tried to commit suicide because of the way your peers treated you, copy this onto your profile. Stop peer pressure!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Stop Flamers Now!
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
I, Aedail- Child of the Light, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek, 9ud9ir190ne6ad, Aedail-Child of the Light.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I got this poem from my friend. copy and paste if you agree, after you read.
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help,
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
And don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
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