AlaskaCannoli
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Joined 05-01-07, id: 1269571
Author has written 15 stories for Smallville, Supernatural, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Kyle XY, and Dark Angel.

Hiya! Here's my profile... er... hi again? I shall state favorite ships, and pimp out quotes I s'pose. Oooh... and discuss my own stuff. Since, well, we're here anyway. wink

Fav ships: Clark/Lois Max/Alec Taylor/Ryan Hermione/Harry Veronica/Piz

I tend to lean towards randomly hidden ships. (as you may be able to tell)

Quotes

Narrator: What Dave Attell was trying to portray was the fact that Tobias was never able to be completely naked, but it was lost on the audience due to the narrator's shoddy delivery.

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Buster: My Army training tells me... that this is going to be a hot mission.
Michael: What? A hot mission?
Buster: Yes. I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother".
Michael: No, le-let's try to top that.
Narrator: They never did, and later, "Operation Hot Mother" was underway.

Favorite stories of my own or just commentary:

Starkers Superhero Match that means NEKKID: is underway, being written with my awesomely fun friend. It's silly and good fun.

Personal favs: Dessert wars, Hunting Trio, Meeting of Minds, & Smallville Health class.

I have tons more at Kryptonsite for SV.

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Jessi XX by SirDeathShriek reviews
She is believed to be the female counterpart to Kyle, the project before her. Where Kyle is 781227, Jessi is 781228.
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Inspired I'd say by fee-kh reviews
a very short cracfic! Slightly demented. Max POV
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Max - Complete
Stay with you by NDE01 reviews
Alec has a surprising visitor, but what's wrong? MA all the way... Please read and review
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Max, Alec
Zero Sum Game by AKA DD reviews
Challenge Fic: Sketchy has to win against Alec in pool. Two guys can win in a pool game. Alec, Sketchy, Max and a bunch of ex-boyfriends go to a bar.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Alec, Max - Complete
Oh, Spaghetti! by Designation reviews
Max is sick, and must be suicidal... she gets Logan AND Alec to cook for her... and several other people pop in for their part in the story. Old response to fic competition at The Broken World, see inside for further details.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
The Bet by Caprix reviews
Short HHr snoglet involving a late night bet in the common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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A Jumbled Sorting One shot reviews
Completely fluff, and random: “The task was to get into Syltherin, but Scorpius never accounted that the next task would be to stay there.” ScorpiusxRose
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The X5Effect MTV spoofs reviews
Based on MTV’s reality TV show ‘the X-effect’ what will happen when the Max & Asha have to watch/stalk Max/Logan? leads to M/A
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008
The Twist of the Tide reviews
After the great bungee jump in “Leap of Faith” the tables turn. Jessi Kyle! One shot no flames.
Kyle XY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
And Then They Became Friends Snippet one shot reviews
They were all at their favorite café, and one Kyle XY trooper fell gravely sick. Friendship fic for Andy & Jessi. Kinda AndyJosh.
Kyle XY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Clue! Kyle XY style reviews
It’s not just a game anymore. A Kyle XY fic adapted to the movie! A bit OOC.
Kyle XY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007
Just to be loved not a corny soapy story reviews
Oh please, the title isn't so corny once it's read. I promise! Alec learns a valuable lesson about a certain TC leader and her motives for what she does. MA. Oneshot.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Starkers Superhero Match that means NEKKID reviews
Emails around the SV characters concerning a certain… naked superhero fight!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007
The chamber of secrets gets one secret more reviews
Harry & Hermione. DH spoilers! Ever wonder what Hermione saw when she and Ron ran off to destroy the goblet? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting of the Minds reviews
TriannaEragon. Eragon and Trianna find themselves in their ‘own mental bond’ after a mishap.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Hunting Trio: reviews
FULL TITLE Hunting Trio: A Zombie, a Guy With One Year Left to Live, and a Dirty JokeTelling Blonde. Dean is off with one year left to live and his zombie brother, Sam. When they run into a familiar, pesky blonde, Jo Harvelle. The three become a trio on t
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Who Stole All The Towels? One shot reviews
Complete. Not really that romantic, leans towards Clois. Well... who stole all the towels?
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Smallville High Health Class One Shot reviews
Complete. One shot. Slightly Clois, but pokes fun at sex ed jokes with everyone. Smallville high tries to educate it's students with sex ed. And, it gets a bit awkward as always.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Expected Surprise A Hydro Kiss Story reviews
Complete. Clois. One shot? It's Clark's crazy kissed out mind after Hydro
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Dessert Wars! Smallville Style reviews
Complete. Clois. Take nay defense nonclois shippers. There will be no insulting, just desserts please don’t be offended. If you’re a Chlarker or Clana, you should be aware of the show’s situations for the couples. Clois has it’s problems too. I got this i
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Can't Knock'em Down! A one shot about avoidance reviews
Complete. Clois. Lois has to constantly deal with annoying guys and their awful pick up lines, during one night of especially bad lines, and she gets into a conversation about it with Clark. Futuresong fic.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
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