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Joined 09-02-19, id: 12698053, Profile Updated: 07-31-20
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

I don't have much skill at writing, but my grammar is very good, so if anyone wants a beta I'm up for it. My stories tend to be pretty heavy on dialogue, but I'm quite good at channeling the personalities of various characters.

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A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 1,983,090 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 13,040 - Follows: 12,996 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3188 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 9,395 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 6,605 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and The Iron Lady by mugglesftw reviews
Even muggles notice thousands dead, and Margaret Thatcher had the help of one Sergeant Prewett of Her Majesty's Special Air Service. Harry Potter is taken in by a loving family, and raised to become the hero of both worlds. Even as he enters Hogwarts looking for friends, he is confronted by the darkness in the wizarding world. Now complete! Sequel: Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,514 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 15,047 - Follows: 15,946 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
And In The Darkness Bind Them by EpikalStorms reviews
He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,204 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 6,710 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 8,247 - Follows: 2,475 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 510 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6593 - Favs: 18,675 - Follows: 6,795 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
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Define 'Immortal' reviews
Dumbledore decides to tell the Order about Horcruxes. But one person just doesn't seem to care. Smart! Practical! Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Sirius B.
Curse Breaker Chronicles
A collection of adventures had by Bill Weasley. I may update this, even though it is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020
For Want Of A Rat reviews
What would happen if the Weasleys didn't show up at the Platform, and Ron never met Harry on the train. Probably Slytherin! Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2020 - Harry P., Draco M.
Silver Lining reviews
Growing up as the son of a werewolf, Teddy Lupin never felt like he belonged. In Russia, he finally discovers that perhaps there might be a silver lining after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2020 - Teddy L.
Forest Sanctuary reviews
Hagrid gets a job as a tour guide for the Forbidden Forest and a reputation for being a master creature handler. This leads to interesting results down the road...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Rubeus H.
Appointments reviews
Death is not happy with Harry Potter. All he wants is his damn cloak! Is that too much to ask? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2020 - Complete
A Most Creative Solution reviews
The name says it all. Harry finds a creative way to deal with the Basilisk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2020 - Harry P. - Complete