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Joined 09-02-19, id: 12699303, Profile Updated: 09-06-19
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, Yes, I am the real J.K. Rowling it's fine if you don't believe me and all, and while I'm here and all, any questions about the characters of the books I write and all, you can ask me most of any question, especially about the Harry Potter books I've written as well, too. However, since I say stuff when I'm in the public eye to appease all of me fans. But in private, I will unfortunately tell the true truth, while when on interviews I give I only give about 50% to 75% of the truth depending on what questions I'm asked. Yes, while Ron and Hermione, may be ended up divorced and all, if they got married the muggle way that is, if they got married magically, then unfortunately they are stuck with one another until one of them pegs out.

Now on Harry and Ginny, while Ginny may have been a fangirl an extremist fangirl from the start, but once she went to the ball with Neville and then started dating Michael Corner, she ceased to be a fangirl and allowed herself to grow up to the woman you see in the epilogue.

Now onto the fanfics I've read about alternate couplings and all, while I appreciate the attempt, some of the stuff doesn't make any sense and I would rather would have published my first drafts of the entire Harry Potter series rather than what is currently on the market at the moment, or what you see in barnes and noble and other bookstores, libraries, etc., etc., etc.,

The true truth of the matter is well, how do I put this delicately, Harry and Ginny would always end up together no matter what even if it's only in their. On the affair fics, (I'm rolling my eyes here. That contradicts my first drafts), for example the first drafts have at least 20 or more chapters than what is published, basically it is more realistic than a simple fictional fantasy story. while it is still fictional, but it has attributes from the real life what I imagined the wizarding world to me, all laws, all bonds, all anything really. ) Basically, the affair fics while I appreciate the attempt, but in the wizarding world, unlike the muggle world, cheaters in academics nor in relationships would ever prosper, in other words come out alive. Take Harry and Ginny, and Ron and Hermione.

If Harry cheats on Ginny with Hermione and Hermione cheats on Ron with Harry, then as soon as the orgasm happened, no matter if it is oral, anal or vaginal or a simple cumshot and all. Then all four of them will be dead during the sex act after the orgasm happened, same thing if its' vice versa and incestual while I appreciate the attempt for incestual couplings, however the academic records are loaded up to the ministry of magic and any incestual coupling to be found, even if hidden, if you are/were either a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff and you are dating any sibling, 1st through 5th cousin, then the incestual couple itself is sent through the death veil in the DoM(Dept. of Mysteries.) If the incestual couple is pregnant, then the child is sent through as well, either as a fetus while inside the mother's tummy or when the child is born. But My publishers said, this was too extreme and no one would read this much of an extreme story, so any body who writes based on me first drafts was trying to help me and while I've just recently logged in and joined fanfiction, I prefer to write me first drafts here, rather than anything else. If you want to know the truth, just send me a PM, I may end up alienating my fans, but so what I've accepted it nowadays. Thank you.

Sincerely, Joanne Katherine Rowling, the real deal.

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Tempus Transitar by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter
It's the night of the Dementor attack on Harry & Grimmauld Place is in an uproar. That is, until Sirius opens his mouth and they receive a strange pile of books. This is a repeated & continued story from voice on the wind and all. I don't own anything except the plot points after chapter 8 from this story and all. Genre:Family/Friendship/Mystery/Adventure/Romance/Humor/Slight Angst
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 175,693 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5 - Sirius B., Luna L.
A Loyal New World by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter reviews
Sequel to A Second Beginning by Sannikex, reasons are listed in the Prologue in Bold. I will include a one-shot later one in between that story and this story like an afterlife view and punishments, but I decided to write this multi-chapter first. Canon Pairing basically ONLY. No mean comments. Genre: Adventure/Spiritual/Romance. Canon AU, still Canon but slight AU. Had to reupload
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4 - [Septimus W., Cedrella B.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Afterlife Decision(s) of Ronald Billius Weasley by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter reviews
This is the afterlife decisions of Ronald Billius Weasley from the Story 'Beginning Again' by 'Pottermum'. Read that story to understand the reasoning behind this. This also involves a conversation between Ron and Death himself. Nothing gruesome though. I will say the genre is more spiritual than anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27 - Ron W., Death - Complete
The Weasley Curse by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter reviews
Accidentally uploaded this story under 'A Loyal New World' instead, hopefully I fixed it, the first chapter isn't finished yet, but i believe updating chapter is a lot easier than creating new stories, so sorry if this pisses off any readers and all. Summary complete is inside this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/23 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Harry's Hidden Sibling by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter reviews
This starts out as Lily and James wedding and then goes on to well, her first true child, Dumbledore's seer-like abilities thanks to a spell, then Dumbledore's interference and obliviation, and this explains why Harry and Hermione aren't supposed to be together as well, because they are full blood brother and sister. Only Harry and Ginny are supposed to be together romantically.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Complete
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My true truth expose on Hermione Jean Granger reviews
This is the truth about the first draft I've written about the characters of my Harry Potter stories and I would've preferred to publish every first draft instead of what is currently on the market so I will rewrite and refine the first drafts, to have the real genetics and the magical laws involved like how I prefer my stories to be realistic than fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/6
Greetings from The Real JK Rowling, owner of Harry Potter Series reviews
Yes, this isn't a story at the moment and all, & yes I am the real J.K. Rowling & all and if you fanfiction readers, don't like my greeting to this website, then you don't have to read 'the truth' as I've been silent enough for too shiteing long & enough is enough & now the stories I will post here are my first drafts of my HP stories, & it will be the complete truth. Not Fantasy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8 - Complete