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Joined 05-02-07, id: 1269950, Profile Updated: 06-02-14
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Mythology, Misc. Cartoons, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

Rule 37: There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload'

If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world. Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

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Note: Hey ya peoples! The names Raven and I don't care what you think of me, but please be curtious and don't copy my work!? I work hard on what I do and don't want to make enemies this early on in my writing carreer, let's be friends not enemies! Also for those who have a DeviantArt account, my names G1-Ratbat and you can check out some of my works there if you like... yes I like to write stories now and again, but it's not my strong.

You Know You're An Autobot Medic When:.

o You believe that all fluid leaks stop... eventually. ( _ ...yeah.)

o You find humour in other's stupidity. (LOL)

o You believe that 90 of your patients are a poor excuse for a protoform. (. TRUE)

o Discussing dismemberment over a few rounds of high grade seems perfectly normal to you.( _ OH YEAH)

o Your idea of a good time is a full system crash at shift change. (-_- who doesn't??)

o You believe in aerial spraying of tranquillisers. (@_@ I need that!)

o You disbelieve 90 of what you are told and 75 of what you see.

o You have your time off planned for a year in advance. (Ooooo, I'ma goin to Australia!!)

o You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a self-discharge form so you don't have to deal with them any longer. (josh -- . )

o You believe that the commanders should require a permit from the High Council to do anything more dangerous than scratch their afts. (; ok??)

o You believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet isn't it?" (I do!!)

o You threaten to strangle anyone who even starts to say the aforementioned "Q" word when it is even remotely calm. (again...josh -- . )

o You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit". (sorry I call it heaven ;)

o You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... Doing It Right." (Well if your gonna do it, do it right!)

o You feel that most suicide attempts should be given free access to the weapons storage facilities. (:D Yep let HIM deal with 'em)

o You have ever had a patient look you straight in the optics and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there." (O_O...)

o You have ever had to leave a patient's cubicle before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.(LOL : P)

o Your favourite hallucinogen is exhaustion. (dude Xq)

o You think that stimulants should be available in I/V form.(totally)

o You have ever restrained someone and it was not an erotic experience.(_O)

o You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a tranq. fountain.(;D)

o You want the lab to perform a "dumb as shit profile" on the latest ‘specimen’ to require your attentions.

o Your most common assessment question is: "What the hell did you think you were doing!?" ( W )

o You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered ‘therapy’. ( . must control uncontrolable laughter)

o You believe a book entitled 'Suicide: Getting it Right the First Time' will be your next project. ( _ maybe)

o Your internal diagnostics and auto repair systems are so well developed that they’ve been known to attack the local wildlife. (hides kitten behind me I wasn't doin anything outta the ordinary! puppy face)

o You can actually differentiate between 'incredible bravery' and 'terminal stupidity'. (Who can't _)

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Underneath Their Suits by Just Some NJ Writer reviews
The animatronics are known as cold metallic killers, but they are not like that. They were once people. They had their own feelings. But their lives were stripped away by a lunatic. Follow Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy on their deaths, friendship, romance and the vengence on those who made them this way. Rated T for language and murder.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Bonnie, Chica] Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
Caged in Pirate's Cove by hrhowling reviews
It all begins with the Bite. After that, Foxy is twisted beyond human comprehension into something much, much worse than a robot with mixed up codes. But it is nothing compared to what the others have become... (drabblefic series, OCs involved, rated T for gore and swearing, not in chronological order)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Foxy, OC
Fazbear Friends by Caroline263 reviews
Edna Schmidt never though she'd be taking her dad's old job as the security guard to her old child-hood pizza place, but to meet up with new and old friends as well. Certain chapters may contain violence and gore, but no sex. R&R and Enjoy! Sorry if I'm a little rusty, it's my first story. Takes place after the events of the first game.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, OC
The Tales of revenge: A five nights at freddy's fanfic by Boybarian reviews
It seems we will never find peace even the illusion of a soul can still break
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
The Tales of Pain: at FNF fanfic by Boybarian reviews
If you have a soul and a mind you can live death without pain but if you have the mind without a soul you are just a machine and you must bear the agony with less emotion than you can think
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
One End Leads to a New Beginning by Lady Ianite reviews
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor is closing down, and the animatronics are living in a world of fear hoping for the best, while Mike Schmidt has started his new life in Utah, thinking that his troubles are over, but a chain of events have been set in motion that no one can stop. T for suggestive themes and language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
Oban-Star Racers: The War for Byrus by NourasianKnight52 reviews
30 years after the great race of Oban Don Wei has just died, Eva and Aikka are getting married. Meanwhile on Byrus, Rush and his people are engaged in a war for their planet against the Crogs. In a desperate attempt Rush contacts King Laos and begs for help, King Laos having recently overthrown the Crogs from Nourasia sends Prince Aikka and his army to help Rush.
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Molly/Eva W., Prince Aikka - Complete
Living With Autobots by Dinogrrl reviews
Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/7/2007
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Bleak Dreams by Trigun-Vash reviews
My first NiGHTS story. What happens when you start having dreams? But there not just dreams. Memories that laid rested in your mind? Who is the purple jester? What about the red and black one? And a Orange Mantle? Life is about to get strange as life for this one girl is about to happen again, and it all started 10 yrs. ago.
NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - NiGHTS, Reala, Jackle, OC
Orphans by P.A.W.07 reviews
Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day when their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterwards; especially since none of them had expected to live past their host's demise. Especially not like this. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Blaster, Eject, Ravage, Rumble
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
It's My Life by AnimeFan4Eternity reviews
We all know how it works. Two penguins meet, and touch each other's hearts with their Heartsongs. The Song becomes Love. A penguin named Michael tried to win Norma Jean, but failed when she lost her heart to Memphis. He thought that was it for him. Then, he met Andrea. Can these two make it through the winter, and fight to raise a chick growing up in the time of the Great Scarcity?
Happy Feet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010
All About Us by Juzu reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots featuring Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and the mechs and femmes they come in contact with. Topics from fanfic100 table. Mainly G1, but will probably have some movieverse thrown in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Surviving Changes by MyNameIsJag reviews
A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Prowl
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Friday the 13th by S.L. Gibbs reviews
When the fearleading squad spend the night at Monster High, Frankie falls for hot guy, Holt. But what is Holt hiding? And why does Jackson keep on missing his and Draculaura's dates? Was a oneshot, now continued.
Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Frankie S., Holt H.
Big Bee, Little Bee by JazzTheTiger reviews
Bumblebee is restless by nature, so how do the autobots handle him when an explosion turns him into a sparkling? And a big Bee trapped in a little Bee's body at that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bumblebee
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Jeffersonian by dirkywirky reviews
Yet another 333 ways list... this time, it's up to Hodgins to be the weirdo... rated T for possible situations. R&R please!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - J. Hodgins
Squeak by P.A.W.07 reviews
It seems Primus does have a sense of humor. Not that Megatron thinks it's funny making him this short and helpless, but he supposes it makes sense since the Allspark is suppose to make life. Why would it ever take it away? '07verse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Stork by P.A.W.07 reviews
Ratbat is bored, young and easily traumatized, so the cassette twins make no effort to spare him any of the details when he asks where he came from. Mentions of Shockwave/Soundwave. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Soundwave, Ratbat, Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Spring Fever by dytabytes reviews
Ratbat learns about 'biology' the hard way. Amusingly enough, no porn is involved. Prompt: Any/All cassettes: orgy inside Soundwave's chest - As the noise escalated and he caught the attention of every mech in the meeting, all Soundwave could do
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ratbat, Soundwave - Complete
Fixing Foxes by Graphospasm reviews
House wasn't elated at the prospect of a hospital exchange program, but he wasn't one to back down from Cuddy's dare, either. His personal demons got the best of him. Some literal ones did, too. A House crossover in which Kurama's genetics are questioned.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kurama M., G. House
Gender Bender by optimus prime 007 reviews
A freak accident causes the consciousnesses of Optimus Prime and Elita One to switch bodies. Basically, Optimus gets stuck in Elita's femme body and Elita gets stuck in her mech's body. Let the mayhem begin! Be warned this is a totally cracked fic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Chase by 9aza reviews
G1-verse. Thundercracker always thought he would be the suitor, but Skywarp had other ideas. Warning: Slash. Skywarp/Thundercracker. Heavily implied Starscream/Skyfire. Cover art by kur0ageha.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
For the Race Prime Protector by LittleMewLugia reviews
A story taking the premise of the story "For the Race" and marrying it with Phoenix13's "Male Is as Male Does". Sam becomes a femme, and suddenly finds Optimus has a vested interest in him. From a bunny suggested by Lady Threarah.WARNING: Dubious consent.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,408 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Secrets by Sassbrat reviews
What if there was more to Hot Rod than meets the eye. What would he do if the secret that his mother died for is revealed to the Autobots and Decepticons?Romance will be much later. ideas welcome anytime. Reviews would be wonderful.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 106,025 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hot Rod - Complete
Masters of Pleasure by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Truths by Sassbrat reviews
He grew up on the streets as a sparkling before getting adopted and trained. When some hurtful words are said Bee has to rethink is he in the right place and if he should reveil a secret that nobody knows Romance will come later with someone u never think
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,093 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
Crossing Paths by Airstrike reviews
Things are changing, and no one knows why. Mechs have started disappearing from different eras of the Transformers universes, but where are they going? And why are they vanishing? Only time will tell... terrible summary, but please take a peak o-o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,897 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
Matter of Prime by StSE reviews
09, Optimus must find his three young sons before Megatron does. Bumblebee follows - but can she find it within herself to accept what she is? Last book of the Matter trilogy. Promise Not to Tell spin-off
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Scratch by Graphospasm reviews
My talent isn't THAT special. I don't hurt people, I keep the mouse population in check, tongue-baths save water... I'm practically a model citizen! So why should me turning into a cat on occasion bother that loud guy in my gym class so much? KUWABARAxOC!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - K. Kuwabara
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
One Like Me by fantasyaddict101 reviews
When a mysterious girl who is the same species as Abe appears in Hellboy's/Liz's/and Abe's shared home, what will happen? The more Abe learns about her, the more questions he has. Everyone deserves love. Even the freaks.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Abe S.
I Got A WHAT! by Ko-Datenshi reviews
Daniel's visiting the Autobots for the first time, and he takes an interest in Prowl's...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Daniel W., Prowl - Complete
Welcome to the World by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, post G1 S2, complete and utter crack. Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy perfect the art of bad timing with a little help from the resident humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Spike W., Carly W. - Complete
Almost Home by Scottwave reviews
Life in the big city from the perspective of the big city.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Metroplex - Complete
A Protectobot Halloween by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Hot Spot sighed. The zombies giggled. First Aid and Halloween may not be the best combination...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - First Aid, Hot Spot - Complete
Barricade Surprise by Starseeded reviews
When Sam takes a late night walk, he never suspected this to happen. Well, at least he's not alone in that statement; neither had Barricade. Friends will be made. Lives will be changed forever. Decepticon-centric.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 253,921 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B., Starscream - Complete
The New Spark Chronicles: The Sparkling Years by MouseDragon reviews
Bee is turned femme and gets pregnant, Ironhide is a super cute daddy, sparklings create havoc, Ratchet gets sick, the twins are the twins and Prowl has an Awwww moment. JOY! RatchetxIronhide BeexThumper MolliexOptimus? Holy cow
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007
When In Doubt by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
We all know there's nothing quite like Autobot drama, especially if you're a femme dressed up like a mech. Thanks to: Okami-chan, P.A.W.07, and Litahatchee. UPDATE: It's over, but it's just the beginning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 200,546 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Ratchet
Matter of Pride by StSE reviews
Most mechs would be thrilled to be assigned guard duty over a couple of Decepticon femmes - not Sunstreaker, it's his worst nightmare! No OCs. 'CadeXSunstreaker. 'CadeXFrenzy. M for language and very crass humor. Sequel to 'Matter of Survival'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Barricade - Complete
Sticky Situations by Okami-chan reviews
Mechanical sticky. A conglomeration of fics exploring femme Prowl's relationships with various mechs, mostly Sideswipe. Warnings within. Ch. 8: Ratchet gets drunk, Prowl takes him back to his quarters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sideswipe, Prowl
Which one's Which? by RealityVisitor reviews
Soundwave is a single parent. Rumble and Frenzy work to make sure not just anyone is replacing their former femme creator.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rumble, Frenzy - Complete
Matter Of Survival by StSE reviews
07. Without the AllSpark, there's still a chance for the species survival. But it rests on the chassis of two femmes: One's a freak from hell - the other's too scared to show herself. FrenzyXRatchet "Promise Not To Tell" spin-off
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,828 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Frenzy, Bumblebee - Complete
Where to Go: The Start of a New Beginning by Witch08 reviews
Bumblebee is a young girl who has it bad. Her parents are abusive, she is mute and can not say a word, and believes she is nothing but worthless. Full summary inside. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE IN CHAPTER 4!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
One Hundred and Thirteen by AnonFirefly reviews
Seriously, you know you're addicted to Transformers when they appear in your English homework.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Mustard and Ketchup by Dragowolf reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreak meet preschools, and one preschool has some new names for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Starscream's Secret by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream has a secret…one that the Seeker will go to great lengths to protect. Which becomes an issue when someone finds out… Twoshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Teenagers by LoveHopes reviews
Post 2007 Movie. The blot bunnies keep biting me so here are some one shots with OC's. They are disconnected randomone one shots. Disclaimer: I own nothing. You sew. You get nothing. Comprende? T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
How to tow a Datsun by Hunting Osprey reviews
In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Aussy Spazz by Airstrike reviews
Syndrome's always been the mech thats cheerful and uplifting. But he never speaks about his past. Why? When Firestorm finds out, things completely go out of control! Oneshot! Have a read please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Only One Model Available by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Sam awakens after blacking out in he discovers that he has been restructured into an Autobot. However, there are some problems with the body..NOT a Femme!Sam story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
The Hatchet's Apprentice by vericus reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Sugar High: A Hellboy Tale by epalladino reviews
Just a little movieverse fic featuring Hellboy, Abe, and some intriguing yellow colored candies. Written for a challenge to meld your favorite fandom with a particular Easter candy. Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Hellboy, Abe S. - Complete
Might Be Kinky by Kyron reviews
A curious question, served with numerous bottles of wine, lead to interesting answers and bizarre conversation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008
The Prank That Never Ends by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
To Be A Spy by Hot Shot's girl reviews
G1 The decepticons plan to use a secret virus to destroy the autobots and so they must stop them and only one way to do so...send in a spy, but will Bumblebee be willing enough to pose as a femme and be with the 'cons to save all? Warning you might die:p
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Past's Presence by Mendeia reviews
Oneshot. Rath considers the differences between Prince Rapses and Presley and how things have changed for himself as well. Rated K for character death 3500 years ago.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Tower by Nightwind reviews
G1 A li'l bit ago, a friend posted a fic challenge in which she gave lines to be used in story. Single sentences. One of the ones on her list screamed Fireflight at me, so here he is. The prompt, BTW, is the first line of the story. Short n' sweet. :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Fireflight - Complete
This Ain't the Golden Years by Lady Jaye1 reviews
53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
I Understand by Golumfryingeggs reviews
NJ Rath has always understood everthing and everyone. So when Nefertina fals in love with Jakal he is there to give her sympathy and advice, but what is our Scribe hiding so well from the world?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005
On Being Reduced to Instinct by The Starhorse reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
A Twisted Act To Follow by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2005
Mastering the Magic of Life by Triskell reviews
CATS: How Quaxo became Mistoffelees -- the story of a life. Strong emotional turmoil.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/25/2004
Jin the Wind Master by Wind Dasher reviews
Jin spends a day with humans, Yusuke mostly. A new challenge has also arrived: the Ultimate Wind Master has an interesting agenda for Jin.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Jin - Complete
Why The Ark Has No Doors by Princess Artemis reviews
It has been asked why the Autobots never tried to make the Ark more secure. Well...they did. It just didn't work out as planned. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Wheeljack - Complete
What the Gods Give.... They Can Take by RatheraMutemwiya reviews
Umm.... the product of a disturbed mind. When I read over this, it has waay too much of my original char in it, so you might need to read my other fics to understand that. It's about Scarab's.... death?! :-(
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/4/2001
Child of Darkness by RatheraMutemwiya reviews
The first part of my Mummies Alive fic/ original story idea. PLS R/R, even flames give me some idea of how I'm doing :-)
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2000
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The Massacre at Freddy's reviews
The story of the children to their point of being shoved into the suits, at least my theory towards it and possibly leads up to the bite of '87 if anyone is interested. I'm using my own name choices for the children so please don't hate on that.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Song fics challenge reviews
Listen to songs and come up with mini fics that are only as long as the song plays. X3 Mine are TF/ Angels based fan fics mostly Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jazz
Animal instincts and robot bodies
This is OC centric, don't like, don't read. This is based on RP's between Airstrike and myself. Avalanche has a problem, she's a vampire...and a medic. And the past has reappeared in her life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Published: 8/4/2011
Reinjecting the darkness
When a girl whose been purified is suddenly brought back into darkness, it will take god's own hand and her cousin to bring the light back. Rated for violence, gore and people being scientific experiments as past and future come together for the hell
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Published: 7/6/2010
Becoming a cassette reviews
The other side of the coin in the view of a girl turned cassette seeing the Decepticons view of the war and finding out why the cassettes are so loyal to Soundwave even if he seem's cold and sparkless.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Soundwave, Rumble
Kiss to kill
The Vampires and Lycans have made a pact which has left the wolves as little more then pet's. Levana's hope for freedome rest's in a recent hunt and new vampire named Cambrius
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Published: 7/10/2009
TF story of a girl 1 reviews
An average jane finds her life rather boring and average, but on a special night she finds her car is an autobot and she is officially declared a keeper! now she finds herself in a strange alternate world in conflict! will she return home or fall in love?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007