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Joined 05-02-07, id: 1270111, Profile Updated: 12-06-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

WELCOME!!

KONNICHIWA AND HAJIMEMASHITE MINNA-SAN! Welcome to my profile! Here is some info about me. I know that most people would want to know.

NAME: missalexdiva18 formally known as Mariegurl

AGE: Between 1 and 1000000000000. You take a guess of what it is.

HOME: In a house in the United States of America

GENDER: Female.

Ha! I told you the answers! But, I never did say that I'd answer these questions fully now did I? Got you there! Anyways, if you know me, then there's no point in typing personal info on here. (I'm just lazy like that.) Now let's move on to the fun stuff!

PARINGS I LIKE:

HARRY POTTER: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, James/Lily

NARUTO: Sasuke/ Sakura, Naruto/ Hinata, Neji/Tenten, Shikamaru/Ino

FRIUTES BASKET: Kyo/Tohru or Yuki/Tohru (They both are good for her.)

INU-YASHA: Kagome/Inu-Yasha, Miroku/Sango

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB: Tamaki/ Haruhi (they balence out very well.)

These are the couples of a few shows, books, and movies that I like that I think belong together. Don't try to change my mind on them, because it won't happen.

WRITERS THAT INSPIRE ME:

Gabbeh-the first writer I ever read a story from on fanfic. Thanks for getting me hooked!

podge17-who always sat in 5th period with me in 7th grade and read my stories and told me to get a fanfic account. (Hey podge, how did we ever mange to pass begining french with all the stuff we did?)

NightmareAlive- Thanks for being as crazy as you are.

inuyasha-is-my-home-dog-Thanks for being one of the sane ones in our crazy group.

The Merciless Moosey-This writer asked me every SINGLE day about when I was going to get a fanfic account. Thanks for bugging me, that really helped me countinue on with my writing. Also thanks for being the crazy friend you are.

Lizardz94-Well thanks for reading my stories and putting up with them at school. You read the, no matter how wrong they were. Thanks for that.

.xTenTen.-This is my newest friend on fanfic, and I'm her biggest fan. She has written all these awesome Naruto fanfic stories, so if you haven't read them, please do. You won't be dissapointed!

Itachilova101-My sista! (not really, but good enough to be.) You rock! She is one of the most funniest writers out there. She's also married to Itachi. If you want to read something funny please check her out. She's awesome!

WaterBlossom1- She is so good at writing! Her style is so unique. Please read something by her. Oh, and she's also a great friend too! You rock WaterBlossom1!

MY STORIES:

COMPLETED FANFICS:

I'm Bringing Sexy Back - This story I thought of while sitting down with my big brother, watching t.v., and my brother starts to sing all the songs mentioned in this fanfic. So I dedicate this to him. Thanks bro, for being the way you are:-)

A Secret Past- Finally it's finished! I'm so glad that I finished it! Thanks for the reviews! You guys are the best!

CO-WRITTEN FANFICS:

Team Seven's Halloween Experience-This is co-written by both Itachilova and me. It came to us in a conversation we had that was very random. Then that night I had a dream about it, and I knew it had to be written, so here we are! My first co-written fanfic! Please read it on either my page or hers. Also leave reviews for me or her. But if you review on one page, please go to the other's profile and pm us to let us know if you liked it or not. We both spent a lot of time on this fic and both deserve the credit.

WORKING ON FANFICS:

Bounded- I have stopped posting chapters on this story for the time being. I want to finish what I have going on with Anything You Can Do first. Will get back to it soon.

Anything You Can Do- Given to me by a fellow fanfic writer. More chapters to post soon. I will get on that as soon as I can.

FANFICS COMING SOON: DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN NEGELCTING POSTING THE CHAPTERS OF THE CURRENT FANFICS I HAVE, I WILL NOT BE POSTING ANY COMING FICS AT THIS TIME, BUT DO EXPECT THEM TO COME IN THE FUTURE. THANK YOU.

Family Matters: Naruto Style- Summary: When the Naruto cast is upset about not having many missions in a while, Tsunade comes along and tells them that they are doing a remake of the hit T.V. show Family Matters. Who's who? Will the gang become like the characters they are playing? Will love blossom? Why the crap is Itachi back and in the show?! Well there's only oneway to find out! Stay tuned to Family Matters:Naruto Style! What happens in the show might surprise you.

Over My Head: This is a Naruto fanfic thatI've been working on for a while. Details coming soon.

Well what do you think? PM to tell me. This fic is coming soon to computers near you.

OTHER NEWS AND STUFF:

IT'S SUMMER VACATION!! I'm so glad that I'm done with school for the year so I can get back to posting chapters since I haven't been in a while. I'm sorry guys.

EXTRA STUFF/"COMMERCIALS" (IF YOU WANT TO CALL THEM THAT.)

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS RON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE ALONG WITH bananahannah , dieselwriter,Mariegurl

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Mariegurl

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Ashuurii, Mariegurl,

Paste this on your page if you are a TRUE NARUTO FAN!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS !!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE ROMANCE FANFICS.

ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE IF THE ROMANTIC SITUATIONS YOU READ ON FANFIC ARE WHAT U WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, OR THE PERSON YOU'RE CRUSHING ON.

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks

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Anything You Can Do reviews
Four new girls at Konoha Leaf High are eager to join the basketball team but they find out that they can't join because girls aren't allowed. But what will happen when one's secret is found out by the guy she's hated since day 1? please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,247 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bounded reviews
Two people from completly different worlds, meet in a strange situation. As time goes on they will become very close in ways they never thought they would be. They will learn, grow, and love. But they will do this together, for they will be BOUNDED....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Secret Past reviews
Sakura has moved over ten times. She's sick of it and wants to stop it. When her family moves again, she starts Konhona Boarding School. Will love bloom while she's there? What about her secret past? Who's her roommate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Seven's Halloween Experience reviews
Ah, Halloween... The time when shinobi have rapoffs... Wait, rapoffs? A story done by both Itachilova101 and I, the awesome Mariegurl! Naruto: Sorry Marie can be full of herself at times! Me: I heard that! Naruto: Uhoh! Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
I'm Bringin' Sexy Back reviews
Title really speaks for itself...Want to know? Click and find out...R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
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