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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, and Ape Escape.

Hey yall! Name's Alli!

Loves: Patrick Stump (oh FOB), Happy Tree Friends, Naruto (the anime not charater), Chocolate, Piggys, Sugar, and the letter Z.

Hates: Sponge Monkeys (shudders), shots, math, Matsuri, my dad, and snobby popular people.

Sex: Not yet.

Fan Girl of: PATRICK STUMP CUTENESS!

Gender (Idiot): Oh! Female.

Favorite color: Green and blue...and blood red.

Dating: Currently no one. But any takers? -Gets smacked- No one let's me have fun anymore.

Evil or Good: Pure evil! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -Gets smacked- WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!

I write mostly crossover fics. Mostly cause they're fun! Yay for mixing two completely differant things!

Who's your top 5 favorite characters from Naruto?: 1Rock Lee, 2Gaara, 3Shikamaru, 4Neji, 5Naruto

Favorite Pairings:

KakaGai: I love this whole rivalry becomes love thing! It's my all time fav! (But don't tell Lee I love this pairing! He might get mad at me) KakaGai is also incredibly funny.

NejiTen: My friend Kannika has drilled this pairing into my brain. So there for. It is the best pairing. (Except KakaGai which I love)

LeeAya: I made this crack pairing up when I was bored. I think it's cute. Lee deserves a girl, and he's too good for Sakura.

IruShizu: Iruka and Shizune, I love this and think it's cute! (What's with me and crack pairings?)

NaruHina: It's so perfect, the sweet useful non-bitchy girl should get what she wants, and what she wants is Naruto-Kun! He just has to wise up!

ShikaNaru: If Naruto isn't with Hinata, I want him with Shikamaru! I don't now why, but it's really cute!

I like pairings:

LeeIno: I Want Lee to have a girl, and Ino's better then Sakura. I think They would be cute together!

LeeHina: This would annoy Neji to all hell! Think, Lee wants to annoy his rival, main house and branches rivalry. Hinata could be with Lee as a common way to piss off Neji! (Sorry Kannika)

GaaLee: Yes, I like a lot of Lee pairings. I think this one is cute! Yay for cuteness!

GaaNaru: Both are holders, Naruto cares about Gaara, Naruto helped to save Gaara in more then a few ways! I think it's adorable!

ShikaTema: Both geniuses. (Is that spelled right?)

SasuLee: Umm...this I have no idea for.

Most hated pairings:

NejiHina: Umm, I'm sure relitive banging is against the law somewhere. It's just wrong ok.

ItaSasu: Like I said. This is just creepy on one too many levels for me.

SANDCEST: Any pairings of the three sand nin together I will not tolerate! NO INCEST DAMN IT!

LeeSquirrel: Look, the animals don't want, besides, I'm sure Lee's length's bigger then the squirrel. Squirrel no likey.

GaaMatsu: I hate Matsuri, I don't know why, but everytime she appears on my computer I have to stop myself from trying to kill it. I don't know why I hate Matsuri, but I do.

If you Love the Lead Singer of Fall Out Boy (Patrick Stump) and aren't afraid to say so, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Cool sayings

"If push comes to shove, and walk comes to run, tell them to back the fuck off, or you'll pull out your gun." -someone

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

"Move or I kill you!!" -someone

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."- Not sure

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." - Not sure

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." - Jay Leno

"Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'"- Jay Leno

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" - A picture somewhere on the internet.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are!! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

--My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fell out of a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you love Bruce Lee and think he kicks butt, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever told someone you loved them, and wished you hadn't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admit to being preverted, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the darn rabbit the flippin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile because it is cute for something made out of curves, quotation marks, and other random things (cute!!)

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus)

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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU LIVE FOR FANFICTION AND CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT IT PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Alternate History 2: The Chuunin Exam by redit reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The sequel to Alternate History. Set during the Chuunin Exam and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Total Drama Superjail! by Technomaru reviews
What if the Warden of Superjail hosts TDI but with some twists, 14 of the original campers return to participate in this game but... Chris Mclean and Chef Hatchet are also "campers" as well. Can they survive this violent insane psychedelic prison? maybe..
Crossover - Total Drama series & Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Ain't that a kick in the head by Pilotofmymind reviews
After an accident on the field a few years back Kakashi has never been the same,he doesn't go out any more,he lost touch with his friends, but one man dares to change that. AU Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alternate History by redit reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Hundred Random NejiTen Oneshots! by Kannika reviews
One hundred completely random Nejiten oneshots in one place! Number Seven: Cake. Tenten, what have we told you about cooking with explosives?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Real Life by schoolsucks13 reviews
Story about real kids getting naruto powers. Rated T for language and adult things. I suck at summaries, so please read! It's in the C2 archive because the Kyuubi inside the main character is very helpful to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Desert Lullaby by Persepolis130 reviews
When Gaara announces to Lee that they should have a baby, Lee is baffled but accepting. But do Temari and Kankuro feel the same? How will Gaara like his new doctor? And is forest green really an acceptable color for a nursery? leegaa gaalee MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
Parody of BDaman Story by redit reviews
I wrote this random thing ages ago. I have added an interesting uh... ANNOYING character which I made up, to the original plot line. On Hiatus and will be re-written in due course.
Battle B-Daman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
My Chronicles by schoolsucks13 reviews
The story of me and my friends, in the Pok'emon Universe. No main characters will be used, no Ash, no Dawn, only Professors and Gym leaders. R&R Please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Random fun! by Sora Tsubasa reviews
It is random need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Who's the Baby's Daddy? by Dei's Artistic Angel reviews
Ten Ten has a wild night and finds out shes pregnant only problem is she doesn't know who the father is so she turns to Maury for help. Rated T for Ten Ten. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Naruto Utopia by Kannika and Alli reviews
Utopia is a place of perfection.What if every Naruto Fan got there Utopia?Well Alli and Kannika find out when "They" send all the fans in the world to a sociaty of only Naruto. Self Inserts.Review or PM if you'd like to be in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Spandex's Unyouthful Side by Kannika reviews
Gai says that spandex is one hundred percent youthful. But when it brings guys over to Tenten when she already has a boyfriend, it has NO youth left in it. Oh, yes. And the guys will be severely punished. -Nejiten- Happy belated Easter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tenten's Blind Birthday by Kannika reviews
Birthday. Neji. Tenten. Closet. Power outage. This is gonna be weird... Nejiten Happy birthday Tenten! Now with a sequel: Interrogation. I suppose it's logical to go in for questioning when found in a closet with your teammate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
To Not Wear Green by Kannika reviews
-Nejiten- What happens when it's St. Patrick's Day and Neji refuses to wear green. Crack, of course. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What the Internet is For by Slave To Noah reviews
Sakura gets to teach a lesson! Or rather, Kankurou does... Avenue Q/Naruto, 'The Internet is for Pr0n' by Avenue Q. Bad Language, so T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Kishimoto in Konoha by Death-Nerd reviews
Kishimoto has been sucked into the world he created. Chaos ensues. CRACK Random pairings that I enjoy might be included later if I continue it. ON HIATUS -sorry-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kakashi H.
Hyuga Tenten? by Kannika reviews
Nejiten- How does a simple game of dressup end up with Neji and Tenten on the ground in the most awkward of situations possible? Anything is possible with Team Gai, apparantly...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji vs the Kitten! by Kannika reviews
Nejiten oneshot with lots of crack, OoC, randomness, and kitty cat love!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Chocolate Sleepover Insanity! by Kannika reviews
ONESHOT Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten have a sleepover at the Hyuga house... and Tenten goes sugar-high! Randomness, hair-abuse, crack, and Nejiten galore!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Faerie's Flower by Kannika reviews
Neji finds a beautiful, unopened flower in the meadow. When it blooms...there's a faerie inside! Neji is shocked to discover a world of magic and faeries existing right in his backyard... but it's a world in peril... AU NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Skyedance by Kannika reviews
Hinata has a secret ritual... ONESHOT kinda NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Carnivorous Panda reviews
Tsunade is about to operate on Lee, but first, she needs to get him to change into his hospital gown. In the process, she gets more than a little disturbed. [Crack fic] [Twoshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Tsunade S., Lee R. - Complete
Congregation by Carnivorous Panda reviews
The Suna siblings were practically the definition of 'Dysfunctional Family', but nevertheless, they were family, and it was high time they started acting like one. [Suna Sibs gen fic] [NOT Sandcest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Rock Lee's Hot Ass: The Diary of Rock Lee by Wolf0077 reviews
Rock Lee keeps getting his ass pounded by his sensei! just a stupid idead i thought would be funny and he starts talking like a preppy girl! i think it's funny!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
All That Matters by redex reviews
KakaGai. Pointless smut: Sex and satisfaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lee, Not Sasuke by KStar reviews
Rock Lee is not Uchiha Sasuke...and he never will be. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
To Rise Above by EnduranceInTribulation reviews
[Oneshot] There are some who hide thier true selves, but the bonds of love can break that barrier and bare the soul to the world once more. LeeHina. Just try it. Dedicated to AmbieChan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Lee R., Hinata H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
The Animorphs At the Movies by MikieMD reviews
Just what the title says. Each Animorph's opinion of three different movies when they all go together.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2001
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Naruto stupid Random moments reviews
Everyone has stupid moments, even the Naruto gang! Naruto is a princess pixie! Hinata loves Yaoi! Gaara hates cookies and loves Bunnies! Shino's bringing Sexy back! Someone save us! Too much CRACK! Slight yaoi warnings. NejiTen, LeeAya, OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Ape Escape Monkey Maddness! reviews
Alli and Brian are two friends who do chores for the Professer. Then one day they're thrown into the monkey catching life style. What is Specter's plan? To turn all humans into monkeys! Will Alli and Brian be able to stop him? Or will they become Monkeys?
Ape Escape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
The Next Hokage! reviews
We all know There will be a sixth Hokage. But who will it be? Naruto? No, too obvious. What Tsunade has in mind for a Hokage is more then strength alone. So she chooses...Rock Lee! This, will not end well...Or will it? NejiTen. Lee?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Lee R., Neji H.
A New Start reviews
Sequel to Gaara and Rock Lee's baby cradle. The kids are on ninja teams of their own now. What kind of adventures do they start? And who will fall hard for who? NaruHina, NejiTen, GaaLee, ShinoSaku, ShikaIno, ChouAya, KakaAnko for now . Slight Mpregs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Happy Naruto Friends reviews
Rock Lee & co are changing personalities like that of little creatures. Murder,blood,chaos, and Flipped-Out minds. What will happen to Lee and Konaha? Will everything end in death? Naruto/Happy Tree Friends crossover. NejiTen and InoLeeSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Lee R.
The Animorphs, a new story Begins reviews
Rock Lee, Hinata, Naruto, Neji, and Tenten are thrown into a crazy animal morphing war zone when a ship crashes while they're watching stars. Now, Lee's a Prince, they're hiding an andialite, and Nothing will ever been the same. NejiTen, NaruHina, Lee?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Lee R., Naruto U.
Icha Icha Lotus reviews
The story of Gai and Kakashi as Tweens, all the way up to when ever I feel. They'll be joined by other tweens of their time, and lots of random Yaoi and Lemon in the future, not now. AsuKera, IbiAnko, and GaiKaka later. rated for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Weirdest Dream ever reviews
A weird dream I had one night, for you funny, for me a scary run from a felt thing. Note: If parents tell you to watch what they did on TV when they were kids, don't do it! Rated for language. Slight KakaGai/GaiKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
100 Yaoi OneShots! reviews
NaruLee, GaaNaru, SasuNaru, KakaGai, GaiLee, GaaLe, KibaShino, ChouShika, KibaNaru, SasuLee! All these will be in here eventually! Read the notes before for the story for a discription and couple for that story. Warning: Yaoi, no like, no read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Rock Lee is his own dog? reviews
Rock Lee found a dog in the rain. He loved it, but knew it belonged with Kiba's family. But then it bit him! Now he's acting strange! NejiTen in later chapters! Random Crackness! Naruto crossover with The Shaggy Dog! Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Lee R.
Gaara and Rock Lee's baby cradle reviews
GaaLee, yoai, Mpreg. Tsunade's made a new jutsu, and Lee wants her to test it on him! Much to Gaara's poor mind, Lee's now pregnant with their child! Neji and Tenten have a son? slight lemon in chapter 21. Complete. Sequel called A new start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,700 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Side they never knew reviews
Naruto X Giver crossover.Naruto,Hinata,Rock Lee,Sakura,and Gaara are sent on a mission to another community for peace. How will they last?And what's with this kid Jonas?NaruHina.Total LeeSaku...slight GaaCookie. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Never been kissed? reviews
Naruto has had feelings for Sasuke, but lately he's been visiting Rock Lee in the hospital. He's now having weird feelings for Lee. How does he handle it? YOAI, FLUFF, LeeNaru NaruLee. ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
A New member to Neji's Family! reviews
Neji's mad. Why you ask? Rock Lee is marrying his cousin Hinata! Lee will be part of his family. Something Tenten wants very much. But Neji is afraid of commitment. How will his all end? NejiTen and LeeHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
We are one in the circle of life reviews
Naruto decideds to be mature for a few minutes.Just to help Konohamaru get through his tough time with losing the third. Song Fic, We are one from the lion King 2, and circle of life from Lion King 1. 2PART
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
Rock Lee and his dream pokemon reviews
Naruto X pokemon crossover. Rock Lee meets a weird blue squirrel who can't remember anything, and what makes things worse is that Lee's the only one who understands her! Will chaos insue? Most likely. Slight LeeSaku, Slight GaaLe later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Lee R.
Rock Lee, Captain Underpants reviews
Neji and TenTen have just started dating,and they want everything to be perfect now.Including their team.They try hypno therapy for them,and in a cruel prank,Lee sometimes thinks he's Captain Underpants!Slight NejiTen and LeeSaku.More LeeSaku later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Ninja vacation in Seattle reviews
TenTen,Neji,Rock Lee,Naruto,Sakura,Ino,Shika,and Chouji are headed to Seattle for some R and R! Or are they? Slight NaruSaku and LeeIno .Major NejiTen .How will they deal in the state of coffee and rain? Will a fight break lose?Or will a love be found?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Lee the player reviews
What if Rock Lee's intrest in girls suddenly sky rocketed?Will Lee find a girl in the end?Will someone seek to change Lee forever?Which girl don't I pair him with in this? slight LeeSaku/Ino/Hinata/ten/shizune/OC. LeeAya,NejiTen,NaruHina, ShikaIno,ChoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
The Lost Filler Episode:Sasuke returns reviews
RANDOM!Sasuke returns,and wants Naruto!Naruto becomes scared of him!And Hinata's missing in action!Slight yoai warning.one shot. NaruSasu that leads to NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji and TenTen's babysitting job reviews
Lee has to go on a mission, so he asks his newlywed teammates to watch his baby daughter!One shot. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fallow me Hinata! reviews
Hinata and Naruto have been dating awhile,so Naruto decides to sing a little song to her! But how does Neji feel about this?NaruHina and slight NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lee Of Hearts reviews
Naruto kingdom hearts crossover.What happens when Rock Lee gains the power of the keyblade?Caos will insue.Ducks may get angry.Lee...may flirt with princesses.Can Lee save the worlds from losing heart?It all rests with him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H.
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