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Author has written 30 stories for Bones, iCarly, and Big Bang Theory.

Okay, so there is a blank space that needs to be filled. Virtue to the rescue, I guess.

HI!! My name is Virtue/ Danielle. I'm now twenty, and it feels the same as 16 felt. Only now my actions have more consequences. Drat.

So, I have to send a shout out to my BFF Monique, who should be foaming at the mouth due to the combined fact that I haven't called or emailed her in forever and that I haven't posted any Inu Yasha fanfictions to date. I'm WORKING on it, sweetie!

What else, um...I'm the biggest child you ever will meet. Well, not the biggest, but I do my share of childish things, like laugh at people's discomfort (thus my love of embarassing and hilarious fanfictions) and play Water War (impossible not to in the Summer) and act like a general baby.

I love and I mean LOVE chocolate! Especially before an exam. And also after an exam. I am saying this because I came out of an exam the other day and downed THREE Catch choclate bars. I'm not sure those are known outside Jamaica...

When I was in Boarding School, (St. Hilda's! Best 5 years of my life! Long live the Purple, Gold and White! WOOO!) my principal would say "Ladies, we must eat to live, not live to eat." I have never followed that advice. I live to eat.

OH YEAH! I'm from Jamaica! Lived here all my life. Love it here. It is the only place I know that you can be walking down the street, slip and pop your ass and the people all around you are laughing so much you want laugh too, as they help you off the concrete and brush the dirt off your dress. We love dark comedy here.

Oh, if you love pointless stories, read The AXE Effect. It is fun. And if you love hollering your lungs out, Squints the Sing Along! is your cup of tea.

I have a collosal crush on Zach Addy right now. He is a scrumptious one track minded robot!

Mad Props to anyone in here who is also on tvDOTcom! They know me as tv_daydreamer over there! I'm quite friendly. PM me sometime. Hey kookie, hey xXMelissaXx, hey couturexbones! Hey everybody else!

Don't you just love mindless rambling? I do. Let's do this again another time, when I have something to say.

Okay today is that day. I have 21 fanfics at the mo, several of which are multichap. This may prove to be a bit of a problem, since I also have fanfics of a different kind (i.e papers for school). I will understand if you hate me irredeemably (sp?) if I don't update your favourite story of mine fast enough, but please be tolerant of the University student. Bt in order not to let this problem turn into an uncontrollable one, I will be ceasing all new stories, even if they're really really good. So no more new stories...unless of course their one shots.

Tee Tee for then, Tah Tah for now!

Black Books by Tessanne Chin linky...

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The Misadventures of Loki by the1eyedtree reviews
A series of relatively short adventures mostly centered around a certain trickster of which whom has taken residence with the mighty Avengers. No slash except for maybe a one night stand or two Rated T for safety - it's Loki, interesting things are going to happen.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,463 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki
Assignment by SEZCPL reviews
World-weary and battle-scarred and not from fighting each other . There comes a time when you need to acknowledge what you've hidden for so long. DASEY.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 207,292 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Teen Spirit by Intricate Fox reviews
After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Catch 22 by shialuvr222 reviews
A routine checkup of an anonymous tip turns fatal for Tim - but since when has he let something silly like being dead slow him down? Supernatural. Black humor. Dedicated to dnachemlia.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Tim M., Tony D.
Prom Dates by Kiska King reviews
A week before prom, and guess who doesn't have a prom date. But is Derek desperate enough to ask his step-sister to go to prom with him? Would she ever agree? Only if she didn't have a prom date... which she doesn't... Dasey of course
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
Tony Quixote by Channel D reviews
After a blow to the head, Tony thinks he's Don Quixote! It's up to the team to save him from doing knightly doings. One-shot, humor, writen for the NFA Don Quixote challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Coffee by Ttime42 reviews
Tim & Tony have a hard day at the office when they learn some unfortunate news. Lighthearted, fun gen fic. Different than what I usually write.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Never Piss Off Mercedes by Isis Aurora Tomoe reviews
Random drabbles all about the fabulously divaesque Mercedes Jones. Various pairings, all according to my whims. Rating has gone up due to drabble 74: Mercedes Sam
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 117 - Words: 78,794 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mercedes J.
Attaboys by Keydazy reviews
You don't need blood to be family - just heart, hard work and the occasional headache. One shots in my kid!Tim, kid!Tony 'verse.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,938 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Tim M., Tony D.
Dirty Talk by A-Million-Miles-Too-Close reviews
Random drabbles. Based on the site Texts From Last Night. Quite a few different pairings, but main charecters are Rachel, Mike, Santana, Puck, Kurt, Sam and Mercedes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Rachel B., Mike C.
My Probie's Keeper by usa123 reviews
When a protection detail goes wrong, how far will one agent go to protect his partner? Tony & McGee friendship. No slash, no ships.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,533 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Mercedes Jones, The Devil And Santana by Supercaptain reviews
Santana said, "We's be going to Breadstix." And they went.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Mercedes J., Santana L. - Complete
Sixty Seconds by Proseac reviews
Tony's in trouble. Tim has only 60 seconds to save him. Using nothing but his hands.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Desperation by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Another old oneshot. Tim is determined to stop him. Tony is determined to stop Tim.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
how the lines blur into each other by burning fireflies reviews
Five ways Arthur and Ariadne are becoming lovers - two halves of a whole.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Goo2011 reviews
On the trail of a perceived serial killer, things don't go quite to plan as McGee goes undercover as a Petty Officer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Because, Finn, I've Always Wanted a Threesome by cariluv reviews
Glee fluff meme prompt: At first Mercedes just tagged along with PUck and Quinn on their dates because Quinn wanted to have someone that didn't just talk about video games. It leads to a polyamorous relationship. Puck/Mercedes/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Puck, Mercedes J. - Complete
What happened between Atticus and Miss Maudie by Lavender and Hay reviews
An extra bit that could be stuck on the end of the novel. From Scout's point of view.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Adapting to One's Environment by Daria234 reviews
Parker/Hardison/Eliot long-term established three-person relationship fic. Three interwoven stories about the three character's baggage and how they work through it. Brief vague mentions of past angst. Don't like, don't read.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Eliot S., Alec H. - Complete
Til You Can Stand by JadeBear77 reviews
The newest Director of NCIS needs a little back up...even if it's someone that used to glue his face to his desk.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Love the way! by prettykurama reviews
ONE SHOT! This is a future fic about Kurt and Mercedes. Kurt had been pondering something for a while and he doesn't know how to ask Mercedes. Read and find out. Story is better then summary. Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Never by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
You never imagine your world could change so drastically. Part three of my Kurcedes stories. This one is from Mercedes' POV. I don't really like it, but here it is.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Sometimes You Need The Other Side by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
Sometimes you can't help you who fall in love with. Companion story to "Sometimes" but from Kurt's POV. Possible character death. Kurcedes-centric. I love them as a couple.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Sometimes by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
Sometimes you find out how hard it is to love that sweet, gay boy. Kurcedes-ish, though a lot more angsty. Possible character death, you take it as you see it. Based on real situations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Secret by prettykurama reviews
Kurt and Mercedes have been keeping a secret! Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J.
The Moonlight by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Puck/Mercedes future fic. I can't actually think of how to summarize this other than Puck and Mercedes are reunited after about ten years. And then sexy times happens. I know, excellent summary.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Puck, Mercedes J. - Complete
White Knight by RhododendronPonticum reviews
"When she leaves, you cry your heart out because you know deep inside that you don't deserve her, and probably never will." Kurt/Mercedes
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
It's a Reunion, Not a Surprise Party by mzmtiger reviews
A response to a prompt over at the glee fluff meme at lj. Kurt and Mercedes show up at their ten-year reunion. Married. With a kid. Contains Kurtcedes, Kurt/Quinn/Mercedes friendship and ridiculous amounts of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Maybe He Thinks Wrong by mzmtiger reviews
And he tries to fight it, but Kurt is starting to think that maybe he thinks he's in love with the wrong person. A Kurtcedes drabble, with mention of Kurt/Finn unrequited feelings.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Closed Worlds by Sunbird Riding Shotgun reviews
Nate is starting to realize he never actually taught them to play well with others.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Nathan F.
Four Times Puck Watched Mercedes Dance by cariluv reviews
Four times Puck watches Mercedes dance, and the one time he joins her. A response to a glee kink meme prompt over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Mercedes J., Puck - Complete
Holding Onto My Sanity by Copper's Mama reviews
Max and Alec, when they met at manticore, and just saying that they "copulated" wasn't good enough. please R&R! New chapters up!
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,803 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Alec, Max
From the Eyes of Another by Sam the ham sandwich reviews
Maybe they didn't see the potential of perfection, but I did. All I need to do is help them open their eyes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
The Good, the Bad and the Tony by Tipper reviews
When Tony wakes up somewhere he couldn't possibly be, he finds himself both lost and, curiously, home. AU...of sorts
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,481 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
this ship is sinking fast by xXLookAPandaXx reviews
Because a bruised ego stings, Puckerman knows that now. And Mercedes has known for years.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mercedes J., Puck - Complete
What Would Happen If We Kissed? by only-more-love reviews
Thoughts of Booth are keeping Brennan awake at night. Question is, what is she going to do about it? This story is set in Season 2, after Episode 11, though I may have changed the exact month. x Booth and Brennan x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/19/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Platonic, Sorta by shadixfox reviews
Platonic boy/girl friendships are difficult when it's not exactly plutonic. kurt/mercedes fluff, one shot. NOTE: I accidentally put plutonic instead of platonic in the fanfic, I am aware of the mistake.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Shame On Me by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day seventeen - Mercedes connects with one of the Glee guys...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Mercedes J., Mike C. - Complete
I Thought I Was Dreaming by SelfControl reviews
I slept with Derek! Whoa! Let me rephrase that... I slept in Derek’s bed with him! And Derek just kissed me! Wait... Derek just kissed me? DEREK JUST KISSED ME! It's a One-shot. Enjoy!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
All That Lies Between Us by only-more-love reviews
A series of oneshots about Booth, Brennan, and other characters. Some are set in the future, others are set in specific episodes. Chapter notes specify timelines. Thanks for reading.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Shrink by cupcakeslam23 reviews
Sam's therapist plants an idea in Sam's head. Will she brush it off or take the suggestion to heart? Find out inside. DISCONTINUED FOR THE TIME BEING. Sorry. **Changed my pename, it used to be: depplove23!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Sparkle Pants Ruse by Mizufae reviews
Co-written with Hyperactivecheskie. Why are Sam and Freddie with Gibby at the mall? This can't be good. This story will dazzle you.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
To Hell and Back by Scarlet Scully reviews
It is easy to go down into hell night and day... Virgil. BB, Angst, Boothcentric. I don't own these characters I'm just borrowing them for a while. Please don't sue. Apologies in advance for marking this complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Snippets by mswriter07 reviews
Short and drabble like. I picked three random words from a word search puzzle book and this is what I came up with. Hope you'll like it.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Zach A., Cam S. - Complete
Failure by kitsunerei88 reviews
Dr. Zack Addy has never failed at anything before. Oneshot, takes place 3x01.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Zach A., Cam S. - Complete
You're Lovely to Me by bertie456 reviews
Collection of oneshots: latest rated T. Morality comes in shades of gray.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,501 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Relativity by Fred the Wraith reviews
Space, Time, Family - everything is relative. Set post Ark of Truth with spoilers for it and for Season 10! Small amount of D/V shippiness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Heartbreak of a Different Sort by singsongyylove reviews
I knew, the day I met Zack, he’d cause me pain, she had said. But on that day, two years ago, she hadn’t been thinking of this kind of pain. NOT ROMANCE. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Cam S., Zach A. - Complete
Healing of the Heart by TheVulcanPrincess reviews
This picks up after Pain in the Heart. It's my fix for the ending. Contains spoilers. Answers the question of why Cam reacted so strongly.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Zach A., Cam S. - Complete
Logic by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
His logic was flawed
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Zach A., Cam S. - Complete
What? Um, okay by goldpiece reviews
Brennan logics her way into a relationship and leaves Booth just a little confused.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
If We Didn't Have The Line by bea.tricks reviews
Who can resist dirty talk in public places? Oneshot... in three, no four... four parts! BB. Complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sticky Situations by squeakykiki reviews
A number of, what I'd consider, to be mildly to very embarrassing situations that Brennan and Booth find themselves in. Most of these are one shots, some are two and three shots. ON HIATUS
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007
Carnival Ride by LadyxMadonna reviews
Hodgela. A series of 'missing scene' one-shots. How I think something should have gone/ended or totally absent scenes cooked up by my imagination. Chapters do not follow the series in order! See the spoilers at the beginning of each chapter for ep title!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Angela M., J. Hodgins
Fabric Softener by Precious Pup reviews
McGee & Tony have to share room on assignment. Conversation about Fabric softener and Tony begins to covet McGees bed. Not McGee just his bed, oh and his towels! No Slash silly fluff Tony & McGee have pillow fight, some McGiva too, Gibbs in boxers
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
People Will Say We're in Love by TheLifeILive reviews
Speculations, whispers, Brennan decides that it's time to take action and put an end to the rumours about her and a certain FBI Agent. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Concentration by 10000 Dead Roses reviews
What is it that is making Dr. Temperance Brennan lose her concentration? COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Brennan's guide to annoying your colleagues by QuietlyGone reviews
Does Brennan do what she does for a reason? A few musings on "I don't know what that means"
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Goodbye Note by Rae Tamwood reviews
Small oneshot. Set two years after "Aliens in a Spaceship", Booth finds two pieces of paper. My 1st real atempt at angst. Please R&R.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Yardstick by only-more-love reviews
Angela and Brennan have a friendly chat on the phone.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
Submission by SSJL reviews
Temperance Brennan likes being in control. Might it ever be helpful to choose submission? Rated M for a little kinky, smutty fun...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Drinking Games by spacebongo reviews
Booth plays drinking games with the squints. A series of self-contained ficlets and drabbles.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008
The Men From the Gate by luli27 reviews
While attending a military function, BB find 2 bodies as a result they're let in on the best kept secret in the world. Crossover with SG1. BB, HA, SJ, DV but everyone appears.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,568 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Be My Date by DaLiza reviews
Booth invites Bones to the wedding of a fellow FBI agent. BB cuteness and fluffiness ensue.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Judge This Book By The Cover by thesunnyhours reviews
Brennan and Booth's relationship looks a lot clearer when viewed from a stranger's perspective...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Happy Holidays: Halloween Edition by nekkidboothinc reviews
Coincidentally..or not...Booth and Brennan each meet a sexy stranger at a costume party. Will they give into the mystery?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
How I Know by SSJL reviews
You know how I know you're in love with me? Some BB bantering fun.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Inquisition by bertie456 reviews
[CBPC September] Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Anything But Those Shoes! by couturexbones reviews
Booth walks into the Jeffersonian one day...and sees Brennan wearing a pair of...Wouldn't you like to know? Click, read and find out! Lighthearted humour and fun. SquintsBooth. [oneshot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Interruption by bertie456 reviews
[CBPC August] On an alcohol fuelled vacation, one of the team does something they regret.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Our Excuse by SSJL reviews
Can it ever end well if you need to make excuses to be together? BB smangst to fluff
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Raining Down on Me by Rae Tamwood reviews
Brennan and Booth have a fight. No surprise there! But what will be the outcome? Read to find out! Oneshot. R&R.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
PostSnag Swagger by nattysuits reviews
“No, see, she can’t be talking to me because I,” he said, hooking his thumbs under the lapels of his suit and preening, “am wearing Prada.” Oneshot. BB
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Come Hither by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Kate gets a lesson in obedience from Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Choices by mik109 reviews
What could break Jayne? Rayne
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,402 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Dive Bars on Saturday Night by meyerlemon reviews
Kate and Tony and Abby ill-advisedly go drinking.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2004
Trip to Yepan: The Memoirs of Gooz by MoronicShrew reviews
an inside joke between me and my friend...we're making fun of him, but, we love gooz. and if you lvoe him too, you'll love this. have fun!
Pearl Harbor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2001
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Life is Like That Sometimes reviews
Cam Saroyan and Zack Addy are moving apart... only to move back together. Zack/ Cam AU.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Cam S., Zach A.
The Present from Texas reviews
A baby is left on Brennan's doorstep. All the Squints fall in love with the little girl and try to convince Brennan to keep her. But we all know THAT won't be easy! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 1/24/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Unlikely reviews
How many negatives do Penny and Sheldon take to make a positive? AU where Penny and Sheldon meet in a small town in Germany. I make a few assumptions, having never been to Germany. I don't own the show, just my own ideas. - COMPLETE -
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Twisted Holiday reviews
Hopefully a few oneshots that focus on Christmas, but are all a little twisted.In Number Six, Jack's cousin has a BIG favour to ask. In Number Eight, the squints are toys!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - T. Brennan - Complete
We Were Just Playing Scrabble, We Swear! reviews
Staying out late. Always busy. Hiding things. Lying. What are Dr. Saroyan and Dr. Addy up to? It couldn't be JUST Scrabble, could it? CZ! You demand, I supply!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Zach A., Cam S.
She's Pretty reviews
Six year olds Temperance and Angela meet a new girl by the swings before class one morning.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
Come to your Senses reviews
Brennan is divorcing Booth after three weeks of marriage. But Booth ain't letting her go that easily!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Squints: The Sing Along! reviews
Join the Squints and Booth as they sing to their heart's content and torture a boom box! Sadly, that's the entire synopsis.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,716 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Cam S., Angela M. - Complete
The eyebrow lift reviews
It was a simple eyebrow lift. But it felt weird. Because she was looking at Zach...CZ! Idle purposes only! Awkward fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 22,453 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Zach A., Cam S. - Complete
Drunk Enough to Feel Better reviews
Ange, Bren and Cam play a drinking game, speak incoherently and generally wallow in self-pity. One Shot.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
iBianca Take Thee Freddie, iGarret Take Thee Sam reviews
Carly has to attend two weddings on two different coasts on the same day! Future fic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Tears reviews
Angela, Cam and Brennan try to figure out where they went wrong
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
That Seventies Bones! reviews
The squints have a seventies themed party to attend.Angela and Cam are involved in a great big misunderstanding. Booth has to help with a proposal, but he has to get the ring off Brennan's finger first! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sleepover reviews
At a sleepover at Brennan's house, the girls talk about their dreams and the guys in them.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Cam S., Angela M. - Complete
The Fresh Scent of Gain reviews
What is with me and product endorsement? I don't even use Gain! Anyway, this is a Zach-centric One Shot. Zach switches detergent and observes interesting changes in his coworkers.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Struggle For Supremacy reviews
Bones and Booth are bickering...so what's new? Chapter Ten, Booth wins but he's too out of his mind to notice. Chapter Eleven, Brennan wins, one way or the other!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Mother, may I? reviews
One Shot! The Squints and Booth are playing a game and Angela is in charge. But then she starts going overboard.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Angela M., S. Booth - Complete
Kissing Booth reviews
I mean a kissing booth at the fun day! Just a little story that I hope will get your imagination working. Might be extended, but only with a little help. ONE SHOT for now.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Now That Makes Sense! reviews
Angela's bored, and Zach is forced to keep her company. But why is Cam angry at the two of them? I wrote the first thing that came to my head and this is what came out. One Shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Angela M., Zach A. - Complete
Seven Days reviews
The days of the week are Kinky, Funny, Cute, Heart-breaking, Romantic, Smutty and Crazy. Atleast this week they are. BB. Complete.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Shoelaces reviews
Brennan is so busy, she can't stop to smell the roses. Or in this case, tie her shoelaces. Can Booth help? SHORT AND SPICY ONE SHOT.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Jeffersonian High reviews
Tests, Science Club, Booth's new car, Foul Lunch, Basketball Jocks, Cheerleaders and being nominated for Prom Queen are some of the things a teenage Brennan has to deal with.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - T. Brennan, Angela M.
Centerfold reviews
Brennan follws Angela's advice and does a photo shoot. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
EXHAUSTED reviews
Booth and Brennan are sleepy. But are they also fluffy? Read the story to find out! ONE SHOT!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
ZJ reviews
A Zachcentric fanfic. And who doesn't love that? Zach has some Baby Mama Drama!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Zach A.
Dilemma reviews
Think about the song by Kelly Rowland and Nelly in reversed roles and you've got this fic. It's not a songfic though. I have never written angst, so you have to tell me if it is true to the genre.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Writer reviews
Second Person story about Bones and her writing. It's short and spicy. One Shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - T. Brennan - Complete
Good Music and Chicken reviews
I know the title is wierd but it was the best I couuld come up with on short notice. Basically, Booth sets out to prove he's not chicken. The music part comes later.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The AXE Effect reviews
This is a one shot. BANG! It involves the spraying of dangerous substances, witches and a trip to Hawaii. Angela would be proud.Read it Review it, heck! fall IN LOVE with it!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Girls in the Garden or The Looking Glass Self reviews
BB...B? Can you handle it? Temperance is in for a rude awakening when her old schoolmate comes back into her life.It will get BB later on, I promise.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth