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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Name: Joe

Sex: Yes please/Male

People I hate:

Al Gore,

Rosie O'Donald,

Jane Fonda,

Hillary Clintion,

Bill Clinton,

My Ex-Girlfriend,

Osama Bin Laden,

The Nuke freak in Korea,

French People,

My sister's cats (wait there not people...they again neither is Rosie O'Donald)

People I like: Very few

Pairings I like:

Naruto and Hinata

Naruto and Hana Inuzaka (I dont even know why, you see Tsunade's chunnin guards more often than her)

Naruto and TenTen

Thats it...could care less about the rest.

Pairings I hate:

All gay pairings. Im sorry but I cant imagine Naruto and Sasuke having sex (thank god i cant). There is two genders for a reason people.

Naruto and Sakura (wont even read a story about this)

Naruto and Harem (Some are decent but I mean come on, realationship's develop way to fast to fit all the girls. Plus, the story is usually full of plot holes. Basic one person fic's have better romance's and make more sense.)

I cannot update because my computer is being stupid. It is annoying and I cant get a new computer for a few months so just hang on. I am willing to help any author that asks. I will Beta.

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Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 8712 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 837,317 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 10,246 - Follows: 7,199 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10601 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 7,082 - Follows: 6,010 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birth of a Legend: The Fox Druid by DarkHeroOrion reviews
A true force of nature arises from the lowly roots of Konoha. This child, a scion of noble birthright, is ironically shunned by his deep-seated burden. Follow along as our coming-of-age hero grows through the test of adversity and new challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 227,157 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Soulless by Anubyte reviews
The undead have overrun the world, but the U.S. isn't going down without a fight. The Rot have left their dead cities and have begun to move through the green zones. If the military can't stop the coming hordes, there will be no where else to run to.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008
The Reborn by Cobra762 reviews
Two soldiers are trapped in the city when their post is overrun. Now, they have to make it to somewhere safe... Or safer than where they are. M for violence and language.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/14/2006
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Different Harry by Chink Gryffindor reviews
Harry was left on the doorstep at the age of one. What would have happened if the Dursleys had done what they were supposed to do? What if Harry got a proper childhood and knew of his magic? Independent!Harry and Slytherin!Harry Warning: DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,796 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P.
Hell Sharingan by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life Kickass Naruto Naruxharem and some Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,775 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A New Life by bolt32 reviews
Two teenagers best of friends, here is there story of survival during the days of Dawn of the dead. How survival not only relies on them, but a chance back at normalacy does as well. Please read and review
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,079 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007
Naruto no Kimyōna Bōken: Shippuden by kyugan reviews
AU. Uzumaki Naruto, age fifteen. Known delinquent, is in for the ride of his life as he experiences his own Bizarre Adventure!
Crossover - Naruto & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,073 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,630 - Follows: 4,987 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Rivers of Hades by dllang89 reviews
At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto:Shikengon by Ero-Drak reviews
Naruto's bloodline is the most powefull bloodline that ever been known. Will Naruto master his bloodline. Book 1. I suck at summarys. Hinatas a prevert in this story. hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Legacy of the Hokages by Lysander45 reviews
One discovery leads to another, the first terrible but the second, the second holds the key to life and death itself. Naruto my way, following the manga story using an altered universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,791 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hokage To Be by Ninja's Ghost reviews
When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,097 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Venom of Konoha by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Demon Emergence, Shinigami Naruto by maelstromofire reviews
what if Iruka wasn’t there to save him and Kyuubi had to give Naruto shinigami powers to save him. Has been taken over by shika lazy, link inside story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blood by storynerd reviews
Metallic red flowed from the wound. The thread of blood swished back and forth, following his commands. How does it feel controlling blood, Naruto? blood line!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U.
A New Naruto v2 by gamersxtreme reviews
Version 2 since author gave permision to continue story he wrote. Naruto trains himself after being refused training from Kakashi. TenxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,374 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Blood and steel by Sakouya reviews
what would life be like if naruto wasn’t hated for being the container of the kyuubi but was praised like his father wanted? What if naruto had a special bloodline limit like the many clans of konoha? And what if sasuke wasn’t so broodingly emo?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U.
The Namikaze Daredevil by M.C.A reviews
Naruto lost his eyesight at the age of four. However, he has learn another method to see and has lost all sense of fear. Watch as he makes a name for himself and a ability to make Konoha shine once again. Pairin undecided. Smart and Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,419 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Tenents of the Creed by Blah-the-sixth reviews
Assassins CreedNaruto Xover. Naruto is trained by the Hashshashin to be a master assassin. But the life of an assassin is full of twists and deceit and Naruto finds himself stuck in the middle.Check profile for status updates.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U.
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The Lunar Diviner by IRON ZODIAC reviews
After being Rejected to be trained Naruto gets trained from someone else someone or something else !Super powered Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Yondaime's Legacy by Lord Leon Towasoki reviews
After the Kyuubi attacked, Naruto was taken from Konoho and raised by Tsunade and Shizune. Now at the age of 12, Naruto returns to Konoho to start his own journey and save the world. Pairings Undecided. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Shadow of Kyuubi by SilverNinjaHikaru reviews
Haku lay dead at his feet, killed by Naruto's own hand. Now understanding what being a ninja means, the vessel of the Kyuubi will find out that life is full of challenges, especially his. And that killing Haku will change much from its intended future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,135 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Naruto U.
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Scarred reviews
Highschool Fic! Naruto is a new student. His father abuses and beats him. His best friend is Sasuke. Can he fit in while dealing with his physco dad? Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, GaaIno. No arguing on the pairings. Dont like it, dont read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The death of his mask reviews
What if Naruto dropped his mask? How would he be different? Begins in second year of the academy. R&R. Oh, if you have any suggestions for jutsu or story turns please tell me. Note,in begining it is anti Sakura to show how he has changed. May be M. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dude Bloodline story reviews
I based this fic on the story Unbelievable bloodline with a few twists. It's NaruHina, there wiseass comments, and I edited it to my view. SemiDark Naruto. You should read the orginal then mine so you can see the difference...or be normal and do nothing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
New school, New Chance reviews
Naruto moves into town from a new school. What awaits our hero here? NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaTema NejiTen GaaIno...maybe GaaIno...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hatred and Suffering reviews
Naruto attempts sucicide afters Sakura tells him to. may become NaruHina if people want me to continue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: An Altered Childhood reviews
What if Naruto wasn't a drop out? What if people were there for him earlier? The story is better than it sounds. One of my first written. Tell me how you honestly feel. I hope you enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.