Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
A writer of oneshots. What can I say? I'm a space cadet.
A writer of angst. Happy stories are harder to write than they look.
An eccentric. I spend my days doodling Godzilla in a sombrero on my math homework.
A notorious lazy ass. If there were a class about slacking off, I'd be be the teacher. And I'd fail you all.
An acquired taste. Like brussel sprouts, or Cher.
A lover of commas. Because the little guys don't get enough credit.
A high school student. Homework can go commit a murder-suicide with Pop Quiz.
Addicted to soda. Drinking my way to an ulcer one acidic beverage at a time.
Going to march a platoon into a wall one day. Just because I can.
Chocolate Nazi Milk (And I'm a Jew!)
Old People (They smell funny and give you candy that tastes like IcyHot.)
That One Nun That Keeps Trying To Exorcise Me (She's great for parties.)
Her School (Military school.Cause I'm gangster like that.)
Stupid People (I live in Florida,there's an abundance of them.That stereotype?So true.)
Her Baby Brother (Mother=Irish.Stepfather=Native American.Mother+Stepfather=Drinking problem waiting to happen.)
Speaking Chinese (Ching wo ma bitches!)
Starting Sentances With And and But (Improper grammer,but I love it so much...)
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