Reezi
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Joined 11-15-01, id: 127166
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

hmm. how long has it been since i've actually written any sort of story? four or five years. that's because i've been focused on improving my art. i'm going to delete all of my stuff on here and get down to mature(or retarded) stuff. don't care how much everyone is getting too old for fanfiction.net I'll always have a soft spot for this place.

deviantart: reezi.deviantart.com hasn't been updated in a lo~~~ng time

myspace.com/heaintgotballs

so i've finally started posting retarded stuff again. a heh hehO.O

what i'm nervous about is the mature stuff i've been making comics with and would love to write.

Name: Karli Phillips

Hometown : Seattle, Washington

Schooling : High School (currently)

Fav. Music: Glay, Gackt, Orange Range, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, The Used, Beat Crusaders, Asian Kung Fu Generation, DBSK, Super Junor T . . .etc

Fav. Manga of All time: Deathnote; Princess Princess, Bleach

Fav. Book of All time: Demon in my View

Fav. Anime of all time: Sukisyo; Princess Princess

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3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Citrus Camel by Power Of Funk reviews
Kakashi was injured on a mission, had an operation, but there was a mistake, and he came out with... MOOBS! How will his sexy dolphin feel about his new manboobs? Warning: Yaoi, shounenai smut, probs lemons ect. Pairings: KakaIru, SasuNaru, ect. lol!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Hiei's First Bath! by Zombiifissh reviews
Wherein Yusuke and Kuwabara get our two demons drunk! Hiei is afraid of the water, but needs to take a bath. KuraHiei. Kinda crackish.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Best Birthday Party Ever by xxKo-No-Hanaxx reviews
[Oneshot]Kankuro remembers back to his 9th birthday when Gaara and Temari tried to give him the 'best birthday party ever.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Hiei and Yogurt Cups by CantarellaKisses reviews
Sometimes, Kurama thought that Hiei was rather like an unopened yogurt cup. And he both hated and loved yogurt cups. KH
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Everything by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto wants to learn a new jutsu. Jiraiya is relentless. And Sasuke will do anything to make his blond happy. [mindless JiraSasu and NaruSasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Jiraiya, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Kids Aren't Alright by Radders reviews
Konohamaru stumbles upon something he shouldn't have. No thanks to Kiba. Oneshot. Crack. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War of the Chocolate by Musashisama reviews
What do you call chocolate left unattended? Disputed property.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Gone Wrong by S t y t c h e d reviews
Yusuke and the gang get trapped at Rolling Thunder! (A place in North Carolina) Will they ever be able to escape? This story has mild language, so, uh, I guess read at your own risk? :3 R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
The Adventures of Ron Weasly by apple stroodle reviews
Ron and Co. Jumping out of windows? Misssing pyjamas ? And a Squiffy-Hump-Schnoogle? The Big Bad Hiccups? An always Repeated catch-phrase? Breaking Voices? Whoopsy Daisies? Dissapearing Boybands? An encouraging thought before you read this: Things can on
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 11/26/2001
Bubbles by S t y t c h e d reviews
Yusuke wakes up a little too early in the morning and is starving! What happens when there's no food in the refrigerator and he has no money? R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
thesuperfunnymynoseisrunnyextracrazystory by s.s.harry reviews
it is a super-funny-my-nose-is-runny-extra-crazy-story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Harry P.
The Bath House by Shibarania reviews
Naruto is full set to take a nice long soak in the bath, all by his lonesome. Only one problem: he's not alone. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2003
Tist Tist Harry Potter by Speed the turtle reviews
Okay, lets just say, if you love harry potter, don't read this. It is stupid, and it really..well most people who don't find humor in things will hate it. Goodluck!OH yeah! Chapter 2 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Marauders VS The Muggle Mall by Amaya2 reviews
The Marauders and Lily go to the mall! what trouble can one Sirius Black cause? Let's just say that Sirius starts it all! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
When Chocolate Frogs ATTACK! by Becky Quiddle reviews
This chocolate frog has a mind of it's own and it wants revenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Hogwarts In Reverse by Crazy Muffin reviews
Voldermort has put a reverse spell on the castle and things have gone mad. Hilariously funny. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Harry P.
Poor Ron! by Ailsa reviews
Ron and Hermione get into an argument. In anger, Hermione turns Ron INTO A GIRL! The spell wont reverse for 3 months! What will happen? Now Hermione has to help him turn back. Chapter 10 up! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Demented, Evil, and yet Genius Minds of Us by Becky Quiddle reviews
In a world where Dumbledore is "King Itchy" and Ron sets his head on fire, this is our story... Funny, Funny with a twist of cool new characters. More chapters coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Ron W., Albus D.
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Unlawful Uses reviews
Hiei decides to spend some time with his Jagan while Kurama takes a shower. Yaoi. Fairly mature. Also on deviantart.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Koi no Ninja reviews
Waiting for his return, Naruto sits alone contemplating the rumors circulating about his number one ninja Available on deviantart under 'Love Ninja'. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Mice and Conviction reviews
alternate ending to of mice and men for school. are the problems lennie has lived with going to be too much for george to take anymore. starts after george sees his aunt and the rabbit
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter quod extrememus theca of vir diligo reviews
I used an online latin translator so forgive me if i'm wrong. Harry's quest to find a date for the annual Hogwarts Pole dancing con er, christmas dance. Can he and Draco find their way out of the depths of the school's sewer system? Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Man verses Technology
One wizards attempt to master a Muggle artform. Can he see what the image holds, or will it be lost forever in the Battle At waterloo. A short story written for the fun of it late at night. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
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