Author has written 3 stories for Spirited Away, Inuyasha, and Despicable Me.
my name is holly i am 18 years old, i love anime and marvel comics, i love japan and everything in it.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has it's limits.
In view of the fact that god limited the intelligence of people, it seems unfair that he did not also limit their stupidity.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Miracles don't happen to good people, they happen to the deserving.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Quotes: (i copied these off of other ppls profiles so they obviously were not made by or belong to me.)
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
Sarcasm is one more service I offer
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
Ways To Annoy People In The Cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1-Boil ice cream.
2-Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.
3-Challenge the neighbour kid to duel.
4-Climb a sidewalk.
5-Dial 911...breath heavily.
6-Donate your brother/sister's body to science.
7-Have your cat bronzed.
8-Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
9-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
10-Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
11-Learn to type...with your toes.
12-Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
13-Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
14-Mow your carpet.
15-Paint your home...day-glo orange.
16-Paint your windows.
17-Pinstripe your driveway.
18-Plant a shoe.
19-Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
20-Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
21-Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
22-Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
23-Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
24-Redecorate your garage.
25-Ride a loaf of bread.
26-See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
27-Speak in acronyms.
28-Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
29-Take your sofa for a walk.
30-Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
31. Flicker the light switch for about 5 minutes before saying very loudly "ooooooooooooooh! I get it!"
32-Wax the ceiling.
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.copy this and put it on your profile and copy and paste it to make an e-mail to send to every one that you know.together we can save little kids like auroura.
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