Author has written 10 stories for Angel, Moulin Rouge, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Minority Report, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.
Laura Fones was born Esther Najack sometime in the mid to late 1980s, a period which she was thankfuly too young to remember. She has ten fingers, ten toes, and ten heads as well--a baffling scientific anomaly brought on by imbibing small doses of hemlock during the nineteen month pregnancy. As a result, she developed an unnatural learning capacity as well as a terribly severe split personality. At age nine, Esther married Colonel Mustard of the 3rd Reich Poppy Seed Brigade and has happily birthed eleven seedlings that she hopes will one day become doctors or lawyers. Esther was very recently imprisoned for the overuse of the term "bubonic plague"--a crime punishable by death in northern Italy--but because of the California penal system, she will only be incarcerated for 93 years, at which point she will be able to vote. We here at Rara Avis Sanatorium hope that you enjoy Esther Najack's most revered classics of Russian literature, and please don't trip on the jam bottles.
And, on less odd days, my non-fanfiction writing--including published work--can be found at www.laurafones.com
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