Laura Fones
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Joined 11-15-01, id: 127192, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
Author has written 10 stories for Angel, Moulin Rouge, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Minority Report, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

Laura Fones was born Esther Najack sometime in the mid to late 1980s, a period which she was thankfuly too young to remember. She has ten fingers, ten toes, and ten heads as well--a baffling scientific anomaly brought on by imbibing small doses of hemlock during the nineteen month pregnancy. As a result, she developed an unnatural learning capacity as well as a terribly severe split personality. At age nine, Esther married Colonel Mustard of the 3rd Reich Poppy Seed Brigade and has happily birthed eleven seedlings that she hopes will one day become doctors or lawyers. Esther was very recently imprisoned for the overuse of the term "bubonic plague"--a crime punishable by death in northern Italy--but because of the California penal system, she will only be incarcerated for 93 years, at which point she will be able to vote. We here at Rara Avis Sanatorium hope that you enjoy Esther Najack's most revered classics of Russian literature, and please don't trip on the jam bottles.

And, on less odd days, my non-fanfiction writing--including published work--can be found at www.laurafones.com

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The Doctor Relents reviews
Between "The Satan Pit" and "Love and Monsters," the Doctor and Rose had a conversation that changed everything. Unsurprisingly, it was about the town of Ipswich.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Doctor Dreams reviews
The Doctor likes to eavesdrop on Rose's dreams and, one night, she wakes up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Doctor's Room reviews
In response to daysgoneby's prompt for the Doctor/Rose Holiday Fixathon, "When the Doctor opens up room number 11 during The God Complex, he sees Rose Tyler sitting on the bed, smiling that smile."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Slightly Suspicious reviews
Just a little classroom interlude. Shame on the Hogwarts faculty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Harrowing Tale of the Sexy Irish Beast, etc reviews
Minority Report: In a world where murder can be predicted before it happens, and the perpetrators punished, and sexiness distilled into a means of repairing the ozone layer…well, mayhem and Stuart Townsend tend to occur.
Minority Report - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Complete
A Night of Absinthe reviews
It is said that one night as a treat for his cast and crew, Baz Luhrmann provided real Absinthe on the set of Moulin Rouge. This is what I suppose occurred that evening.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Complete
Sweet Regression reviews
FaithAngel, FaithLindsey: Lindsey offers Faith a way out of incarceration, and a romantic interlude ensues, but the more she fights it, the less able she is to ignore her love for Angel...and his reciprocation of it.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 11/15/2001 - Complete
Born of Love reviews
HannibalClarice: Love stories don't end with the first kiss or the first time they make love.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Complete
La Bon Moulin Rouge reviews
ChristianChina Doll and a bit of Toulouse thrown in for good measure: Please don't flame me, I really don't like flames, so just sit back and read this quaint little story about a girl too stubborn to really lend her love...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Complete
Requiem for a Dream reviews
FaithAngel
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2001 - Complete
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