Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
NaMe: Really, it's Nicole, but people call me Nikki, Ni-cole, or my all-time favorite, Kotaro-Chan :3
AgE: ...That's for me to know and you never find out...
DeScRiPtIoN: Black shoulder length hair wavy , dark brown eyes...your typical Asian
WhErE I Am RiGhT NoW: planning world domination
HoBbIeS: eating, reading bookworm, figure skating, and sleeping
FaVoRiTe CoLoR currently: The ever famous ReD
FaVoRiTe BoOkS: The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer, City of the Beasts by Isabel Allende, Kingdom of the Golden Dragon by Isabel Allende, The Private series by Kate Brian, Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, and basically any good romance books...Yes, I'm a total sucker for romance x3
FaVoRiTe MaNgA/AnImE: too many to count, but in short, aything that includes a guy and girl getting together...and I ReAlLy liked Bloody Kiss and Ai Hime~Ai to Himegoto though...
BeStErEsTeSt friends: Truly, I can only say Darrell...Oh and don't forget Cat and Nancy!!
Sesshomaru x Kagome- Inuyasha
Sango x Miroku- Inuyasha
Yuki x Tohru x Kyo- Fruits Basket
Kaoru x Kenshin- Rurouni Kenshin
Sasuke x Sakura sorry Sas/Naru fans- Naruto
Itachi x Sakura- hawtest couple EvEr and from Naruto
Ino x Shikamaru- Naruto
Neji x Tenten- Naruto
Hinata x Naruto- Naruto
Sakura x Syaoran- Card Captor Sakura
Echizen x Sakuno- Prince of Tennis
Kaname x Yuuki- Vampire Knight
Katsuragi x Kuroboshi- Bloody Kiss
Sunako x Kyohei- Wallflower, or Perfect Girl Evolution
Daichi x Najika- Kitchen Princess
Ichi x Nina- Mamotte! Lollipop
Ikuto x Amu- Shugo Chara
Mao x Jin-nii- Ai Hime~Ai to Himegoto
...and the list goes on and on and on and on...
one more thing...random...
I AM RANDOM. SO RANDOM THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PUT THIS HERE. IF YOU ARE ALSO RANDOM, AND PROUD OF IT, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
Favorite quote of the...forever: "The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried to nail jelly to a tree"
This is also a pretty cool one: "Everything is possible...The impossible just takes longer"
Haha and this one's pretty funny: "Stop rhyming and I mean it!...Anybody want a peanut?"
From "Race to Witch Mountain": "Don't go in the pimped-out fridge, Jack"
Awesomest poem (currently):
Letters start with ABC,
Numbers start with 1, 2, 3,
Music starts with Do, Rey, Me,
Love starts with you and me.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
I believe in Christ as my saviour. If you do too, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: n LUM 717 xD
If you have ever tripped over an upright lamp-post on the street in broad daylight, copy this into your profile.Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tripped on your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever hit someone over the head for being a idiot and said sorry later copy and paste this in your profile
If you ever got so hyper your mum had to take you away and talk to you copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last
time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
...If you love someone this much put this on your profile
I JuSt WaNnA FiNd ThAt OnE GuY tO pRoVe To Me ThAt ThEy'Re NoT aLl ThE sAmE!
Find a guy who calls you
instead of - HoT -
Who calls you B.A.C.K. when you hang up on him
Who'll -- lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay AwAkE just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in sweats
Who holds your hand in F.R.O.N.T. of his friends
Who thinks you're just as -- pretty -- without make-up
One who's constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...The one who turns to his friends and says "ThAtS hEr"
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says "I love you", She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,
The Astrology Nerd,
piratesswriter/fairy to be,
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,
n LUM717 xD
s_s_s³ _ beaten a guy in an arm wrestle,
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
You know you're obssesed with Anime when...
1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character
Pick the one's that fit you i dont feel like picking the one that fits me
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,
I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN USUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLSWHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.
If you hate sterotypes. The just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!
Think before you give someone a gun or say it's cool okay because people lose importent people in there live to think before you say or do...
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide
Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you gt an aborsion, how can a mother do this...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
If you agree with this statement copy it onto your profile:
To Haruno Sakura Haters Who Do Not Acknowledge that She Has Some Amazing Traits To Her: (excuse the cursing those of you who adore her as much as I do) People who hate Haruno Sakura piss me off until no end. I seriously don't get their deal. I do not understand why people hate her so much. What do you freaks dislike about her? Oh, let me guess. Is it b/c her hair is pink? Or maybe it's b/c she's sexier than you could ever be? Hey, it could be both of them, but what do I know? I'll tell you what I know: EVERYTHING. So since I'm so smart, shut up, sit back, and listen to me rant.
Yeah, that whole "Sasuke," clingy phase back when she was TWELVE (she's currently fifteen or sixteen, do your math and think about the time skip for once, you fucking bastards) was annoying as hell--but then she grew out of it! Apparently YOU people need to grow out of your stupidity for even thinking she is still going to cling to him! The pathetic thing is, that girls in reality normally react that way toward guys. Don't deny it, you'll just be lying to yourself, you no-good-emo-loser-sissies.
She is strong, willful, and a great role model--unlike you, you little pussy! And, no, she is not a slut (I can't say that much for you). Do you see her sleeping with any men (most likely YOU'VE done that)? At all? Has she even been KISSED IN THE MANGA YET (can anyone say, 'Virgin?')!? Precisely. She hasn't.
So shut your mouth. Go to hell. And die. Nobody wants you here. Just...fuck off, and DIE.
Go ahead and flame me if you hate Sakura. Email me all you want. Just give me the return address, or, if you don't want me to annoy the hell out of you, I'll get all of my Sakura-loving-friends to make a statement across fanfiction, saying: "THOSE WHO HATE HARUNO SAKURA ARE DIMWITTED LOSERS WHO NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP." Seriously. Insult her, and I will use my connections (oh yeah, I have world wide connections at this age) and bring. You. DOWN. Thank you for listening to my sensible and all powerful speech. I am your lord and master, Sakurablossoms742.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do It All the Time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nuthin ya know), Headstrong21 (It happens to me at ALL staircases...)
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
teehee another one of those... you know you live in the 21st cetury thing
You know you live in the twenty-first century when...
1. 5th. graders cuss.
2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item
3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.
4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.
6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."
7. You were too stupid to read number 5.
8. You just went back to read number 5.
9. You find number 5 isn't there.
10.You start laughing.
11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"
12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.