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Joined 05-05-07, id: 1272124, Profile Updated: 03-06-11
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello.

I'm a rather private person so I don't think I'm going to put my name, age, or the like up for all the world to see. Though I'm probably (sadly) almost twice the age of most people here. At least, it feels like it most days.

A long time ago, in a forum far, far away I posted other stories. It was fun to write and fun to see other people enjoy what I wrote. But the plot bunnies continued to multiply and in my ignorance I listened to them all until they became too numerous and I was swamped under their fuzzy numbers. Growing weary of their constant hunger (mainly the bunnies) and to keep my sanity, I disappeared. It was very sad. I still loved to write though and when Advent Children came out in all it's hot, CG glory, the plot bunnies once again gathered. This time though I knew the error of my ways, put up a fence, and stuck to only one WIP at a time. The moral of this? Despite how many ideas I get for whatever genera I'm into at the time, I will do my very best to only post one multi-chaptered story at a time. It's best for everyone's sanity especially mine. The One-Shots are free to roam when they are finished though.

Anywho...

If you made it this far, well thanks for reading. I hope it's because you like something I wrote. If that's so, I also hoped you reviewed. Authors always want to know that readers like their works.


From 'The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches' here's a few of my favs. (Though many are really good.)

107. At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

138. After you have completted your mightly quest to find the object that will save the known universe, it will either a) get lost, b) get stolen, or c) not work.

And the best: 156. 'Sephiroth Memorial Escape Clause': Any misdeed up to and including multiple genocide is forgiveable if you're cool enough.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

(Taht is so sewet.)

Random quotes:

- - what the eagle does not realize (in lifting and dropping the tortouise) is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn to fly. ~ Terry Pratchett.

"Dojo! What is Rule One!"

"Do not act incautionsuly when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!" ~ Terry Pratchett

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14452 - Favs: 19,050 - Follows: 16,608 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legacy by StrayValkyrie reviews
Squall Leonheart finds himself the dumbfounded new hero of an old planet facing it's greatest threat in five hundred years. He must ally with the Planet's legendary champions in an effort to defeat its greatest enemy from one of its greatest heroes. FF7
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,539 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Fire, Dreams, and Twilight by Katreal reviews
All it takes is one 'dream' to push events into motion that will change the very fate of Gaea. Armed with foreknowledge, and a clueless exTurk at his side, a young Cloud Strife is bound and determined to change the path destiny was walking down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,615 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Vincent V., Zack F.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
All You Can Know by Akuma no Tsubasa reviews
Cloud struggles to remember and must learn to deal. This task is made no easier by the threat looming on the horizon. Postgame sequel to previous fic Chi to Ase to Namida. Cloud and Sephirothcentric, ensemble. Contains yaoi shounen ai mslash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,109 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Wends reviews
As Sora continues his journey to close keyholes and save worlds, something's slipped through the shadows in Hollow Bastion. Venturing from world to world it searches, seeking him in a desperate attempt to harness his light. CL,LexZex,shonenai content
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 317,995 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salacity by Brunette S Angel reviews
After a fight at school Cloud meets Leon, an alluringly jaded and surprisingly amiable newcomer whose mysterious personality captures Cloud completely. Tony, Cloud's usual attacker, doesn't like this one bit and will do anything to keep Cloud miserable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,720 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Come Home by Lady Karai reviews
A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 313,008 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Oh Gracious Twist of Fate by GW Katrina reviews
Due to a variety of factors, Hojo has Cloud collected and brought to the labs. Two years later, he is rescued by his lovers. On the run from Shin-Ra and trying to survive, the foursome has to deal with the complication of Jenova and being hunted. S/Z/A/C
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,115 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Boys Toys by Reichenbach reviews
Torchwood Crossover. Dick and Tim discover they may not have the coolest toys, but they do have something better.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Kit by Suicidal Muffin-chan reviews
Sora sends a gift to Leon. Too bad no one had mentioned it was an adorable blonde. LeonxCloud, fluffy goodness. Rating upped because I can't control myself!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Genre: Deviant Hearts by Zeff N Company reviews
In the comforts of their room, Squall and Cloud take a moment to discuss fan fiction, random pairings, yaoi, and what in the world is wrong with the video game they both enjoy. An AU for Flypipe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Talk by Blind-Eyes-That-See reviews
Naruto never had anyone to lay down the facts of life to him. So, confused, he seeks out his best buddy to help him. Non Yaoi. Very funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Translations by NightSpear reviews
AU. Claire and Melburn Jackson stayed on Abydos after the first mission in 1982. Fifteen years later, Jack O’Neill leads a team to find them and returns instead with their fourteen-year-old son, Daniel. Explicit spoilers up to early Season 2.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,538 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Waiting by Shattered Mirror01 reviews
He promised he'd come back...right? CloudLeon. EIGHTH CHAP IS UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Surrender by Stellar Eclipse reviews
Love is a game of give and take, loss and gain, change and acceptance. CLC. Warnings: vampire au, blood, strong adult situations.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Weak by Calm77 reviews
The weak and the broken do not lead.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Cloud S.
One Of Those Days by YondyB reviews
Oneshot. It was one of those days where you're just wondering what the hell is going to go wrong. Otherwise known as 'Cloud and Leon meet Stitch'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
First Moments by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud’s first crush was Zack, but his first boyfriend was Leon. It was mostly an accident and a misunderstanding, but Cloud and Leon saw no reason to end their relationship because as things went, it was too easy to fall in love with each other. LC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Skywalkers by Lady Karai reviews
Leon was used to living alone and going through the motions of his easy but dull life. But when a strange blond crashed into his bushes, he was drawn into a world no human ever dreamed of. AU, LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Time Traveling Delivery Boy by Diaphanous reviews
Sixteen hundred years ago, Jenova crashed onto Gaia. One thousand years after that, Cloud stopped the Jenova possessed Sephiroth. Six hundred years after Cloud stopped Kadaj, Gaia's timeline has been reset. A new future has his guiding hand to lead it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Delivery Boy and the Delivery Apprentice by Diaphanous reviews
Four years ago, an immortal Cloud Strife rescued a young Sephiroth. Now he has taken Zack Fair under his wing and awakened Vincent Valentine. It was time to end Jenova and Hojo once and for all. A better future is in reach and Cloud is going to take it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Recalled to Life by CloZack PASSION reviews
How do you leave the past behind, when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart? [PostDoC, YAOI CloudxZack. M for language and adult situations. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
I Knew a Man by Phoenix Dayze reviews
Unlike the vibrant, laughing prankster Zack was in public, once alone, Zack never smiled. And the more Cloud watched him, the more he fell in love with Zack's silence, his masks, and the depth of emotion in the violet eyes that no one else ever saw.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by Raz reviews
AU. YAOI. LeonxCloud. Investigating rumours of Wychcraft, Leon is forced to admit some home truths when he encounters a bewitching blond in deep trouble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Bed Monsters by Kawaii Hitsuji reviews
ONESHOT Cloud has a tiny problem when spending the night at Squall's. Shonen ai, LXC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Mako Munchies by ShyLight reviews
Oneshot: It’s amazing how much grief a tiny, insignificant, inanimate object, such as a broken materia, can cause Sephiroth when in the right conditions.... Such as getting roped into helping Zack attempt, keyword here attempt, cooking.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Anamnesis by Gryvon reviews
Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Hojo stole Cloud's memories from him. After six years, he finally has them back. Alternate Reality, in which Sephiroth doesn't go quite as mad in Nibelheim.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
101 Deaths of Sephiroth by Wends reviews
Sheer stupidity spawned by bored people on watch. Come, feel your brain die with me! [exactly what the title says. author notes inside for more explanation, though it's unnecessary. rated for a swear word.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sephiroth - Complete
After the Rain by Alyssa2 reviews
Slight AU. A very familiar face turns up in Aerith's church, five years late.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Words by Alyssa2 reviews
Slight AU, related to After the Rain. They've made it to Midgar, but Cloud still has a ways to go...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Wychcraft by Raz reviews
AU. Oneshot. YAOI:LeonxCloud. Leon's been captured by the WychHunting group Organisation XIII. Just as well he's got such a cute familiar.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 227 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Finding Strife reviews
Completely AU. Remix of the Wutai War with Sephiroth and everyone's fav blonde.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,071 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Zack returns from an exhausting mission. Zack/Cloud. Fluff. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Reason Number Four reviews
Cloud wasn't sure if he wanted to stay in Shinra, then came reason number four. Sorta squeal to 'Bad Day'. Zack/Cloud friendship. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Breakfast Cafe reviews
Squeal to 'Guilty Pleasures'. Cloud and Leon start with breakfast at a cafe that leds to a discussion on their relationship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Guilty Pleasures reviews
PWP. Sorta dark smut. Cloud/Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Denial reviews
Oneshot. The title has to do more with the author than the story. Crisis Core spoilers and a bit AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Just Another Oneshot reviews
Just a little oneshot with Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Everyone has a bad day, even Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zack F. - Complete