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Joined 05-05-07, id: 1272200, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Dragon Ball Z, and Bleach.

I love writing. I love reviews. But I love writing more. So while I would love to hear how people like my stories, rest assured they will be written without holding a story hostage for more reviews.

As for favorite couples in manga/anime?

Anyone who has read any of my stories know I don't usually go for canon couples. An exception would be Bulma and Vegeta, they just belong together, period.

Hope you enjoy, and if you so wish ...leave a review, I would love to hear from you!

Shout-Out*

MugenMcFugen (same name on deviant Art) has done an AMAZING piece of art for "Rumors Abound". I'm just about speechless at her talent. Please, check out this terrific artist.

IMPORTANT. I have begun work on an original piece. I have posted Chapter One on Blogger. Anyone who is interested in reading and being a reviewer please let me know in a PM and I will send you the address. Serious reviewers only please. Am not looking for an editor to correct words or spelling. I am earnestly looking for reviews that show me how the plot and characters are *reading* to people other than myself. Thank you.

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Catching a Shinobi by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] Everyone said it was an old wives' tale. It was just a scare tactic to keep shinobi within their own ranks. Until Kiba unwittingly discovered some truths about the village Konoha. A coming-of-age story, Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino/OC. Updated, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,542 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
Shikamaru's Greatest Plan by RonsInnerVoice reviews
Chapter 21 of the latest arc, A Most Untroublesome Week is up. This time, we get a view of what Princess Temari is like to her delegates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,639 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Kenpachi by icebreaker316 reviews
In honor of Bleach 520, I'm finally publishing something I wrote years ago.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/12/2012 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,374 - Follows: 13,027 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
To be a Cool Adult by gracemis reviews
Set a few months after the manga chapter 342. Some days getting into bed is the hardest thing you have to do. ShikamaruHinata. Oneshot that grew. He wanted nothing more then to lie down and take a nap...But it was his turn to pick up the groceries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,462 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Tame a Prince by ChopPrincess reviews
How and WHY Bulma and Vegeta get together in the 3 years leading up to the Android saga. My original take on the story of what could have really happened between them, all in Vegeta's POV.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,604 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
A Flirty Flower by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT] Ino's a flirt, and she gets more than she bargained for when she flirts with Kankuro. Ino-centric, Ino/Kankuro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - [Ino Y., Kankuro] - Complete
Laundry Nite by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] It's laundry night for Ino, and she gets a sudden surprise in the form of sweat-slicked, half-naked Kiba. Yum. Ino/Kiba, Ino-centric. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
cathedral by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
Winter by tineryn reviews
Hitsugaya Toushirou, as the new tenth captain in the Gotei 13, earns the respect of his peers. Hitsugaya/Tenth Squad centric, with a side of Ukitake. Pre-series, WIP, No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/4/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Improper Uses of a Hell Butterfly by Aleia15 reviews
It should have been awkward to meet the friend she didn't remember sleeping with just the day after it happened, but somehow it wasn't. RenjiMatsumoto - RenjiRukia - ShuuheiMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Renji A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Moving On by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Five gifts, five anniversaries, and one reclamation, Illyria style. Post NFA.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Wesley W.P., Illyria - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hallowed Desire by Demonlordlover reviews
COMPLETE! Sesshoumaru wanted more than a mate. He wanted her, Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,833 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
RoomMates by 1moonwitch reviews
Kankuro is transfered to the Leaf village.He ends up becoming Hinata's roommate.He then has to deal with his feeling towards her.As well as a psychotic Neji determined to get what he wants from Hinata by force.Warning:Attempted rape swearing and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,943 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by stagemystic reviews
All Haruhi wants to do is sleep... luckily one of the hosts has a very comfortable lap. Oneshot MorixHaruhi cuteness...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
This wasn't in my contract! by Ebil Chameleon reviews
[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kiba Plays Rough by jpnfrk reviews
Kiba is on a mission to go after all the kunnoichi. He's not exactly into romance so find out who the first victim of his rough handling will be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Unexpected Warmth by CuteCButtons reviews
Hinata, Shino, and Kiba are on a mission together. Hinata and Shino share an unexpected intimate moment. Kiba tries to help them sort out their feelings. They manage through the comic confusion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Shikamaru's Discovery by jpnfrk reviews
The lazy ninja can't stop thinking of a certain blonde... Things get heated after the Hokage sets them up and they're sent together on a escort mission. Read to find out what happens... jijiji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Mornings by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Owl by Qwest reviews
complete: To protect Harry Professor McGonagall relives her teenage years. What seemed like a good idea at first is swiftly becoming a bad one. This is a rather twisted romantic adventure that is sure to please. I think. Read Please:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 200,744 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
Change is the Only Constant by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
Crossover - Batman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, G. House
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Rumors Abound reviews
She's private. He's feared. Both have rumors about them throughout the Soul Society. And both have enemies. Rating now changed to M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,861 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
The Blind Leading the Blind reviews
Rangiku and Mashiro create *cracked* havoc in the lives of several pairings. Crack fiction just for fun. Rated M for some suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - R. Matsumoto, Kensei M.
Temporary Insanity reviews
Bleach crack fiction. The vice-captains are on new assignments. Who will go crazy first? The captains or the lieutenants?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
Teaching Zaraki reviews
One-Shot fic on the events surrounding BLEACH 525. Rated M for language and themes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Criminally Negligent reviews
One-shot response to BLEACH 523. Outcomes of a historic fight between two captains.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2013 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Insight reviews
Crack fiction. No real pairings, just some fun with a one-shot. Byakuya, Yamamoto, Shuhei, Kenpachi, Ukitake, and Shunsui. No yaoi. Rated T.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Byakuya K.
Never Happened reviews
Waking up with a virtual stranger isn't always a bad thing. Rated M for themes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kensei M., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
All he wanted was a hot bath. What he got exceeded all expectations. Rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2013 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Zaraki's Zanpakuto reviews
Quick reactionary story about events following Bleach 520. Rated M for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2012 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Explosive reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
The un-seen courtship of two very stubborn people. Bulma started it, only she had no clue what she was offering. Earth to Saiyan, some things just don't translate well! Bulma/Vegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,824 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Optimistic Thought reviews
Song fic about the morning after for Bulma/Vegeta. M for suggestive themes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Diva's Lament reviews
Every author's worst nightmare. Kishimoto is visited by his creations while dreaming. Crack fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Wild Type reviews
How did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,374 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Family Secrets reviews
Young Kiba finds more than he bargains for when he looks into his clan's past. Mystery and Adventure. Do Kiba and Hana really want to find out who killed their father? And do they need to look any farther than at their remaining parent, Tsume?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kiba I., Hana I.
How Far He Would Go reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Three Months reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Marry My Father Please? reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life, Haruhi reviews
A visit from a strange shinigami to a second-year law student. Haruhi gets a view of her friend's lives if she'd never been born. It's a revealing look. One that may lead to love in the final chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Gaara's Freaky Day reviews
Gaara makes a wish, so does Gary. The wish is granted. This may not be entirely a good thing. Freaky Friday redux. It's AU though I swore I'd never write an AU story. Aw well! Rated T for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Gaara
Death to Mary Sue! reviews
Title pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Evil Pancakes reviews
CHALLENGE FICTION for Mind Spectrums. Chouji has one, and only one, food he will not eat!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Chōji A. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Plans Change reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Kakashi's Long Week reviews
Kakashi is having a long week and his mother isn't helping matters. Rated T for some language. Be warned, this is crack fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind Konoha's Green Door reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Triple Threat reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Plans for a Seduction reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Dazed and Confused reviews
Kakashi's down, Naruto's in the lead and Shikamaru and Temari might just be on the run for their lives. ShikaxTem and other pairings. Kaos reigns! Ooops, chaos reigns ... Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Hormonal reviews
Is murder a crime when you don't mean it? Innocent bystanders not exempt! ShikaxTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
It's All In How You Play The Game reviews
Wind beats shadows and Sand covers all. It's a game no one wants to lose, but which one knows the rules? ShikaTem and definate other pairing as well. Updated and Complete. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Question For A Friend reviews
Neji has a question, who's got the answer? Short oneshot involving TenTen and, well, someone else. Neji x? Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Neji H., Shizune - Complete
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