Poll: The Predicament: Love? Should I... Vote Now!
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Vampire Game, and Sweeney Todd.
WARNING:Any stories I might post will be unusual... reviews are welcomed, but please,no flames. I am a bat and it is well known that bats like the dark. Also, any reviews I send are going to be sort of weird but then again I'm weird too : ) .
I'd like to point out that none of my stories are beta'd so, sorry for any grammar errors and other such things...
book: Harry potter series and the Twilight Saga
movie: Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd (basically anything directed by Tim Burton)
colors: Black, Purple, Hot Pink, Bright Orange, Blood-Red, Royal-Blue
cd:The Black Parade-MCR
sorry if you don't recognize the peeps or shows in the You Tube videos... i chose them for the sound quality not the appearance (sort-of...heh...)
I'M A MEMBER OF Misfit band geek 'S EVIL MUFFIN BRIGADE!! help the evil muffin army take over the world!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me.I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--HELP STOP THE SPREAD OF PREJUDICE!!
Random stuff from my friends/ profiles AND... COPY&PASTE THINGYS!!
92 of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile of you would be one of the 8 rolling on the ground laughing their asses off.
-Time tells the truth
-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb
-Wish for what you want...work for what you need
-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.
-Fear is the heart of love.
-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-Never trust a squirrel...he'll bite your nuts.
-I'm psycho but in a good way
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me - Men are less evolved.--from a battle of the genders joke site...they're funny.
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call the psychic hot line and don't say anything.
24) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won! 3rd time this week!!"
26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW AND MIGHT NEED BADLY SOME DAY
Money isn't made of paper. It's made of cotton.
The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once produced.
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, or it will digest itself.
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. For those of you who don't know what hemp is . . . it's pot.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
Forty percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Every person has a unique eye & tongue print.
The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
In Webster's 1996 dictionary 315 entries were misspelled.
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small dog.
Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
Special playing cards were issued to British pilots in W.W.II. If captured, the cards could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dr. Seuss is actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounds like "Sue-ice."
Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
Due to the extremely high prices in California during the boom years of the 1849 gold rush in California, it was cheaper to send shirts to Hawaii for washing and ironing.
American Airlines saved 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during WWII were made of wood.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
Upper and lower case letters are "upper" and "lower" because back when printing type had to be set in individual letters, capital letters were stored in a type case mounted above the case that stored the non-capital letters.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, or silver.
The numbers 172 can be found on the back of the "old" US 5-dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. Before that there was never a record of the name Wendy.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
There are 4 cars and 11 lightposts on the back of the "old" US 10 dollar bill.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.
It took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow down the film so you could see his moves.
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, that totals 1.19, you also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
In Gulliver's Travels, Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages it.
Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
2) Severus Snape
3) Sirius Black
4) Luna Lovegood
5) Harry Potter
6) Fred Weasley
7) Remus Lupin
8) Cedric Diggory
9) Lucius Malfoy
10) Viktor Krum
1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?
(Harry/Viktor) I think I have, but I don't remember it well.
2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
(Sirius) Yes! Very, very hot!
3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
(Fred/Hermione) Ron would probably blow a gasket... XDDDDDDD
4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?
(Lucius) Yeah, a couple. I especially liked this one where Hermione went back to his student days...
5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
(Remus/Severus) I think it might lead to some hot stuff, but they have more than a few issues.
6)4/8 or 4/9
(Luna/Cedric) (Luna/Lucius) I think 4/8 is cuter.
7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?
(Remus)(Sirius/Cedric) I think he'd be shocked, although who knows what goes on in the land of the dead? :)
8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?
(Luna/Viktor) I think so, that would be cute!
9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.
(Hermione/Harry) I've Got Your Back
10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?
(Luna/Hermione) Hermione took so many things at face value, maybe it was time for someone to teach her something about books and covers. Luna felt she was just the girl for the job.
11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?
(Remus) no. they are deprived people (Lucius)
12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.
(Viktor) Somebody to Love by Queen
13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?
(Severus/Sirius/Fred) Warning: OOC
14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?
(Cedric/Viktor) coyly "I'd be willing to bet that I can shock you with the things I can do with a broom." (I don't know, I don't write slash)
Quotes from me and my friends... E is me, J is my guy-friend, A is Queen-of-SHIPPING-25, H is your annoying-i hex you, R is Twilight Dancer123, M is my friend who i can't remember her pen name... heh heh heh..., AE is another of my friends...I can't remember her pen name either... -_-;;
btw, these are written down in a quotebook that i keep, so the numbers are the ones i chose to type out.
3. OMC!!- A
5. You are all illegitimate children!- H
6. I feel sparkley/shiny.- E
9. 'Cause I'm just awesome like that.- H, M, E
11. I am a ninja, I am a ninja, I am a ninja. I live here, I live here, I live here. - A
You are not a fing ninja, and you do not fing live here!-R
13. Stop. Poking. My. Cookie!- E
15. Hands.- E
22. That's so non-emo. -H and E when we're being emo-like. (no offense meant to emos, or friends of emos...I might be emo, I don't know what you'd call me.)
24. You heard nothing.- E
25. I said nothing!- H
27. I'm not in the effing mood for you to do my cookie!- E
36. It's sexual. No it's asexual, like L--i.- H and AE (L--i is a guy from school)
48. Muffins are ugly cupcakes.- A's friend
58. Just keep telling yourself that.- H
61. Are you sure about that? Are you sure?- J
Concerning my stories...
Anything you can do, a Twilight fanfic: I own nothing!!, I'm just a lowly writer with a strange imagination. COMPLETE
How did she manage to hide this? a cross-over between Twilight and the Harry Potter series (starting after sixth year. disregards the character deaths in fifth and sixth books, I haven't read Deathly Hollows yet...yay random-ness!!). Summery: Hermione's dad, Mr. Granger, isn't her biological father. She's going to visit him over the summer and invites Harry and Ron warning: I hate Ron-Herms fis don't be surprised if there's some subtle Ron-bashing. to come and meet her dad and half-sister. three guesses who!! ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Voldie's Downfall -a one-shot humor with everything from bunnies to boyfriends. COMPLETE
The Prediciment: Love?- a ouran high school host club fanfic, i'm still not sure who she should get together with...please vote on your favorite! NOTE: Hunny won!! i'll update soon... i think.
The Phantom of Ouran - a story that mixes The Phantom of the Opera, Ouran High School Host Club, and bits and pieces of other books I've read and accidently encorperate into the mix. If I realize I've used ideas from the book I'll put it in the AN or Disclaimer. PLEASE GIVE THIS PAIRING A CHANCE!! Here's the vid that inspired me!
What the? - oneshot inspired by science lesson... COMPLETE
Hunny's Dream - Hunny is attracted to a certain host club member, musings on why followed by a dream. I might make it a longer story... I've got to get more chapters for the other novel-type stories though... Maybe.
Halloween - a oneshot i wrote a while ago, it was meant to be the first chapter of a longer story...but the story was cruddy. so i modified the first chapter to make it a humor oneshot! COMPLETE?? i might write a better story to go with it eventually.
Teach Akito How to Sing -Song fic. Akito muses on his ties to the main house and his own happiness. The feel of the story is a bit inconsistent... blame it on my multiple personalities... one wrote most of it and then another took over. #sigh#
-Batty, Ella, Onyx, Viper, Bunny, and Cookie. (the main personalities) and sometimes Muse or Kathy... only sometimes.(the others)
Please don't be mean! My computer is on the fritz, and I do not have the program I normally use to type. Please be patient, I'll update as soon as possible!!
- the stressed authoress
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