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Joined 05-05-07, id: 1272314, Profile Updated: 03-03-09
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

Hello, let me tell you about myself.

Name: Zandra

Age: 13-18...you have to guess

Gender: female

What T.V. show would I want to be on: Naruto

I love to read fanfiction and I do it all the time. Most of the time I think I am hopeless at writing but when I get reviews, it makes me happy.

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(updated 3/3/09) Yes people, I am alive! And, hopefully, bursting with newer, better, and all around awesomer stories. And yes, I will be continuing with my other stories, and i do mean the ones that have just been sitting there, as soon as a good idea comes to mind!

Favorite parings

You know what? I have no clue anymore.

Fav Quotes(these were all said by me at one point or by my friends)

Love thy friends, hate everyone else.(we were whatching Romeo and Juliet)(this was me)

Stop touching me you perv! I have a cell phone and I'm not afriad to use it.(I was at music camp and this guy was touching me)(said by me)

I act my laziest and all I get is grief, what a ripoff.(Normal day in my life)(said by me)

OMG!! You have stopped twitching! Thank the gods!( human growth and develpment, bad days bad days)(said by me)

Jessica, that movie we just watched made my mind in the gutter.(once more, health has sriked again)(this was also me)

Romeo is a perverted rapist!( sorry to fans but part of the movie we watched in class had Romeo jumping all over Juliet)(this is my last quote-cries-)

Lets get run over by a bus! I have my will right here in my bag!(my best friend Asune. she loves buses)

Your emo and super ultra happy and thats why I love you. So lets go cut and get run over by a bus!(my super emo friend Asune)

Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'll say WTF to you!(Asune says this to every one during yearbook signing. the teachers get so pissed at her!)

OK here. I love you , you know I do, but if there's something I learned is WTF are you?!(This is my friend Jessi AKA Blondi when she is really pissed at me)

Zandra! Stop making Cade feel bad! You shouldn't make fun of him since he lives in a cave!(we were on a class fieldtrip and i was saying cade lived in a cave(Blondi said this))

OMFG!! You look like you were running away from the devil who was trying to fuck you!!(said by me during track)

Guys, I am at a total lost at what I am thinking.(said by me, and this is everyday)

Ok. You are thinking about what the next thing you should write about. Do I have to tell you everything?(this is my thoughts, it has a mind of my own)

I AM SPEAICAL!! Fear me and my mind that can kill you in one thought.(this is me when i get high off of anything around me. even life.)

What my OC's look like

Ok. This may be confusing because two people own the same body, enjoy!!

Shuri Hyuuga: Eyes= dark blue with no pupils, Hair=dark brown hair in a long braid down to the end of her back, Clothes= light colored clothes most of the time. same colors as Neji but reversed unless she is wearing her woman akatsuki outfit, Skin= a lot paler than Neji's, Age=17

Inta Nara: Eyes= forest green with pupils, Hair= a lighter dark blue than Shuri H.'s eyes with silver streaks. it goes to the end of her sholder blades in a ponytail like ino's before she cut it but smaller, Clothes= she always wears her woman akatsuki outfit, Skin= same tone as Shika's, Age=15

Shenta, The Silver Wolf:(note: Shenta is in Shuri's body, but she chnges it a bit...) Eyes=dark blue with silver pupils, Hair= dark brown with a thick silver line down the middle, loose, Clothes=silver shirt that ends above her belly button and a pair of loose black jeans. she also wears combat boots, Skin= african american colored, Age= no one really knows how long the wolf has been around

Shuurai, The 8 Tailed Wolf: (note: This is what the demon REALLY looks like, she is not in Mariko's body.) Eyes= very light yellow, Fur= very dark blue with a light yellow pattern on the tail, Age= a VERY long time

Alex Keller: Eyes= dark brown, Hair= curly, dark down, afro like, Clothes= when not in uniform, a guys t-shirt and normal jeans, Skin= olive colored, Age= 16.

Julia G.: Eyes: dark brown, Hair= black with silver streak, Clothes= whatever she feels like, Skin= tanned, Age= 16

Things that I do

read fanfiction and write fanfiction, thats about it.

VERY IMPORTANT THING!! VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!

I have two new stories going on right now...SO READ THEM! They are Dance of the Wolves and Naruto Endings. Both are Naruto stories. ALSO I have discontinued Once Broken, Now Fixed. But I might start it up again, or start it over. But don't get your hopes up. And I will try to actually update them. (rubs back of head) Ha…ha…ha…

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If you have ever accidently gotten high off of medicince, please copy and paste this into your profile to show how proud you are!!

If you think Neji should just stop ranting about the Main Branch Family and how evil they are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got their's, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (HAH! That would SO be me!)If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji'sfangirl,KawazoeMichiyo, yinyanglover

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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Clay Penance by 20FacesChizu reviews
As a child, he was foolish. As a man, he was an opportunist. When Deidara saves Team 7 from a losing battle against Kisame, he may get the home he's always wished for. Will the serial murders of the ANBU OPs endanger his chance at a new life? AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Thoughtless by migrated-pineapple reviews
Your usual 'Hinata is trying to become stronger' story, but plans are foiled early on as she is abducted by a tempermental ballistic specialist. Will she ever be able to return to her beloved Naruto, or will she remain a slave to the rain? DeixHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,065 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
A Test of Insanity by Starchii reviews
AU DeiXIno ItaXSaku TenXHidan Complete Sakura, Tenten, and Ino were just walking back from a mission when suddenly two Akatsuki members appear and capture them. What is their motive and why did they kidnap all three of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,975 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Traitor's Heart by Sassyk1992ON2HIATUS reviews
Happiness damn near destroys you. Breaks your faith to pieces on the floor So you tell yourself, that's enough for now. Happiness has a violent roar. Sequel to Aftermath Of A Stupid Mistake. Pairings: Ita/Sak and Slight Sas/Sak and Nej/Sak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Wake Up Call by XxDarkXBeautyxX reviews
Zetsu is wounded and as he barely hangs onto life, he comes across a beautiful girl training by a waterfall. When he falls unconscious, the girls conscience gets to her and she heals his wounds. Her voice woke him up. ZetsuxSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,374 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Zetsu, Sakura H.
Teddy Bears by D.C.1 reviews
Life is hard for a chunin like Iruka. Grading tests, not killing students and sending ninja out on missions to their deaths. It's even harder when he has to take care of a jounin turned three year old chibi. Sequel to Plastic Ponies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,248 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Summer Love by winterkaguya reviews
Once upon a time in Konoha Kindergarten, two 5 yr-old re-lived the aged old rivalry between the Hyuuga and Uchiha up until one summer day when they turned 16, something changed. Has their enmity turned into love? Will he lose her to his Aniki? SasuHinaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Dangerous Life by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
Hinata runs away from a fight and ends up in the Akatsuki cave.Then Hinata begans a new life that will teach her the meaning of strength from unlikly friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,821 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Spring Memories by winterkaguya reviews
One Hyuuga Princess. Two Uchiha Brothers. One Love Story. A story of a broken promise, brotherly love, warring families and a tragic past and who will she choose? The one who killed her love or the one who saved her heart? ItaHinaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,773 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Maybe Not by I-type-by-candle-light reviews
Sakura has a boring life, but is being kidnapped by Akatsuki going to spice things up? Friends made and friends lost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Our Chibi Family by babygaaralover reviews
Temari buys a fruit that is suppose to bring your family close together, but instead it turned them chibi. Now the Sand siblings have, to ask a demon for help to change them back, or have they found a new mother?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Teamwork? by rurouni kitsune reviews
-on haitus, read pro for more info- Teen Jiraiya and Orochimaru are sent out on a mission together. Will they set differences aside and accomplish the mission, or will egos collide and cause them both to fail? JiraOro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,096 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
The Babes of Neji and Tenten by The Reading Maid reviews
The Hyuuga elders decide it is time for Neji and Tenten's two children to be caged. But will Neji Hyuuga, the same person who felt so much anger at the Main Family for so many years, the prodigy of the clan, really let that happen?...Drama romance humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,910 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by leafninja345435 reviews
Kiba and I have been married for years. We have 1 child. Our friends say we're the perfect couple. Would they say that if they knew what it was like when no one was around? Would they say that if they knew what happened behind closed doors?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,113 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Really Long and I mean looooong Mission by Ero-Chibi-Chan reviews
Like a long day, this is a long mission. Not to mention Neji ends up hating Tsunade more than before. NejiSasu. Rating may change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Sick by Ero-Chibi-Chan reviews
What happens when Neji takes care of Sasuke? Read and find out. NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Bodies: Switched by Agetada reviews
One unexpected fall from a cliff... How troublesome can finding a cure to this get? NejiShika, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Take it Back by poprika reviews
Neji and Sasuke were sent on a mission six months ago. Now, they're back, but something's off. They're keeping secrets and Sasuke's eyes are blank. What happened and what will it take for those secrets to be revealed? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by NoBoDy Knight reviews
Members Akatsuki are turned into chibi when they anger a fairy and Team 7 has to take care of them good thing everyone else is there to help. Chapter 7 hooary!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sweet Triangle by Sicko Angel reviews
A story about Misa, her Light, L and the complicated relationship they get themselves into after a spur of the moment 'date'. Misa/L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Light Y., L
Impossible Love by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[AU][DeiSaku] Sakura, age 14, is unpopular and only has a couple of friends. She never had a boyfriend and believes she’s a love failure. Deidara, age 21, just moved in into the city Konoha. Will things finally change? And why are Sakura’s friends mad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
That Night by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
Ino, depressed by the fact that Sasuke and Sakura got together, spends the night with her close friend, not realizing the result of their night. Gaara x Ino . Sasuke, Neji, Lee and Sakura are recurring Characters. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,657 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
The Babes of Ino and Shika by The Reading Maid reviews
Shika and Ino are married! And wait, Ino's pregnant? Hooray! But wait...do we want a bunch of little Inos running around? Or worse, do we want a bunch of little Shikamarus laying around? But...THEY'RE SO DARN CUTE! ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,586 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
But Don't Stop by Cat and Fiddle reviews
[Neji x Shikamaru, sequal to Make Your Move] Can Neji and Shikamaru work things out or will the Inuzuka and sinks keep getting in the way? [on a sort of HIATUS?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Akatsuki Mini Mission by sportypielover reviews
Itachi, Zetsu, and Kisame give themselves a mission, to find out Deidara's a girl or not! I'll continue if I get a good amount of reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Winter's Tale by winterkaguya reviews
Family, honour, duty comes to every Hyuuga when they marry. A bride for the Hyuuga Prodigy? And how about the groom for the Heiress? Add in a nosey little sister and scheming Hokage, finding their match will prove to be a fun mission to take! NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deidara's Story: The Early Years by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Daily beatings, harrassment, and jeers. A dead mother and a broken life. Can Deidara find happiness with a ninja village? Can he rise to become one of the top ninjas in the village? Chapter 41: Light of Things! Arc 1 of 3 to come. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,940 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Shizune - Complete
Deichan's Daughter by OutcastForever reviews
Yes, that's right Deidara has a daughter. A tiny three year old that looks innocent but is a handful to take care of. Will Itachi learn to cope with Dara or to be pushed around by her which includes having someone putting a dress on him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Deidara
Nartachi? by WillYouCatchMeIfIFall reviews
Naruto and Itachi join bodies? And what's happening to Itachi? Naruto learns a secret that has been long kept by the elder Uchiha. But could it be true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
To Kill an Angel by LightBender reviews
How far will someone go to kill an angel? What happens when the angel isn't killed, but rescued by a demon? What happens when sparks fly and love begins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Criminal Insanity by Kyoui-chan reviews
School. Serial killers. Deranged siblings. And shinobi training on top of that. [modern AU, main ItachiGaaraSasuke, lots of other pairings. Yaoi, yuri, het.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,386 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Ski or Board? by thepragmatist reviews
Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tides of Fate by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
There are Two infamous Pirates out on the sea of Japan, Gaara the Captain of the Suna Pirates and Sasori the Captain of the Akatsuki Pirates. Two Princesses to be escorted across the sea but what happens when they run nto one of these two?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Double Dare by BlackBelt reviews
Neji couldn't believe what the dobe had just said, 'What? ' He snapped. With that annoying grin the Hokage chirped, 'I said it is your mission to court Sakura Chan! ' Pure fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Anger Management by Jedi Master Evenstar reviews
What do Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Ino have in common? Not much, but we're putting them in anger management class together anyway! How long will it take for someone to crack? Will they even survive! Read and Review to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
envying and then not by dorcas reviews
Ino's jealous of all the other couples. But whadaya know somebody else's alone. ShXIno. DISCONTINUED Very old fic. Middle schoolers may find something funny is why I leave it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Ino Y., Shino A.
Mission: Sleepover by Your Pet Peeve reviews
Naruto and all the other charaters are told to do the hardest mission they have ever been on. Go to a sleepover. Rated T for language, themes and noises in closet. [My old format]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki, Rookie 9, and Sand Sibs go back to A. High School after receiving an urgent phone call: Student B has taken over the school! They must do their best to save that school. Grudges, tasers, and Tobi in love oh my! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
When things go wrong by Poisend Rose reviews
Sakura and Hinata are fed up of being ignored by the people they love so leave the village. What has Itachi got to do with this and who will save them! SxS NxH :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
I Blame the Blood Test by DragonClaw13012 reviews
How far must one push Neji's button's before he snaps? Lots of OOCness [NejixTen] [ShinoxOC][Don't like, don't read][DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Animal City by MidnightStarr reviews
While Kenny is away an accident happens to turn Tyson into a guinea pig, Max into a puppy, Ray into a cat, and Kai into a bunny! Can Hilary and Mariam help them? And can the animals help the girls?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Mariam, Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Konoha Karaoke by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
The Naruto characters, a Karaoke contest and one crazy host adds up to a hilarious and sort of creepy tale! My first and only Karaoke fic. Mine and my friends' OCs are included. Finished. Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,475 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Where The Heart Must Lie by White Crescent Moon reviews
Sakura and Sasuke have been visiting a small girl named Iku in the orphanage. What happens when they BOTH want to adopt her? Mainly SasuSaku CONSIDERING BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,402 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Secret Santa by WarriorofMoonlightLove reviews
Who would have thought Christmas with a little Secret Santa could've change these shinobis' lives so much? And in many ways they don't expect...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Please remember by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
She realizes that she had fallen head over heels for a certain redhaired visitor in a matter of a few days. What happens when someone decides to pay the Yamanaka's a visit? Don't like, Don't read. Please R&R. UPDATED: Sequel is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,622 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
The Naruto Musical by Teddybearbaby05 reviews
a story told by a variety of songs that most people actually know. pairs are hinakiba, hinanaru & hinasasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Of Kisses and Kunai by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
When Itachi first makes his appearance and Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma fight him, they lose miserably. But now that Asuma has taken Kakashi to the hospital, Kurenai is left with Itachi. Who wins the RomeoJuliet battle? ItaKuren, ItaKaka, AsuKuren
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
A Leaf Amidst the Sand by Miyori Akurai reviews
Shikamaru would have never known a simple extended mission in Suna would turn out the way it did. It would be a troublesome next few months indeed. [ShikamaruXTemari].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Aftermath Of A Stupid Mistake by Sassyk1992ON2HIATUS reviews
Sakura scanned the campsite quickly.'Three Fatalities' She thought as she looked at her dead teamates.'Two Missing' Shinobi surounded her.Sakura tightened her grip on her katana.'The mission has to be completed...even if I have to do it on my own' ItaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gaara Discovers April Fools Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
In This Together by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
The Akatsukis meet their end. Yet, they stand together. Through all the pain and danger. Through all the losses and the wins. They are all in it together. Forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Day In the Life of Akatuski! by Yosano Yuki reviews
Summary: The title says it all. Go through a day of Akatsuki, from training, relaxing, and getting your ass kicked. Plus get yelled at constantly by Leadersama for failing a job. Each chapter will contain of each member. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Was I Strong Enough? by Neko223 reviews
What happens when Sakura Haruno, a sixteen yearold girl gets raped by none other than Itachi? Sasuke figures this out after Sakura has a chat with her exbest friend, Ino, and Sasuke overhears the whole thing. Sakura finds out she is pregnant with Itachi's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lounge Act by Gaahina chan reviews
Ino is in pain, she wants to distract herself, a Hyuuga helps her. Please go ahead and give me some reviews xD NejixIno all the way. please forgive my bad english.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Bryan's guide to the InTeRnEt by Blixten reviews
This is a funny fic were Bryan who has nothing to do really, show's you how to use the Internet! Not so sure what genre to put it in :B I do not own beyblade...yet...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Bryan, Tala
Penpals Never Die by stormchaser34neo reviews
When Kakashi is killed on a mission, Iruka writes him a letter. But he doesn't expect Kakashi to write back.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Shino Gets Drunk by taxiphobia reviews
It’s Kakashi’s nighttime birthday bash! And, among his drunken comrades, Naruto comes up with the idea of getting SHINO drunk! What’s this? Shino can’t get drunk? Shino is a drug dealer? [Crack][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The Prodigy and the Weapons Mistress by Mr. Dimensional reviews
It started out as a friend ship. Will it grow during their most dangerous mission yet, or will it fall apart? pairings: NejixTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Just a little self concious by supagal reviews
Kakashi learns that sometimes girls just need a good whine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Kareoke Ninja Time! by Alone-by-the-Waterlilies reviews
When the ninjas are FORCED to sing, can YOU guess what will happen? Songs, Jeleousy, Love, and more, but above all, CHAOS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
Ink by Xoteem reviews
Ever wonder what's under Shino's coat? Kiba finds out. Drabbleish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
The Pride Trapped Within Insanity by deathrosekitty reviews
Small poems collection surrounding Neji, Temari, and Orochimaru. Their pride as well as the things that drove them to insanity. het, yaoi and yuri lurk in this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Neji H., Orochimaru
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Healing Eyes by Mako3 reviews
When Shikamaru is about to crack, someone unexpected helps him out. ItachiShikamaru crack!pairing, shounen ai, and lots of spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
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Above The Moonlit Sky reviews
Woman Akatsuki sequel. All the surviving Woman Akatsuki members are starting to think of the old days again. All of them have children, but will they get in the way when the members figure out what their job is this time? And where is Wind? Adult humorish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Top Secret: Flowers reviews
#2 in the Top Secret Series. Our group is now at the beach having a grand ole time! Wait! What is this? A man in all white? Drugs? Money? Hats? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Top Secret: Therapy reviews
What really happens to 'normal' people when they go to therapy. Based on the adventures of me and my friends. Sadly, they held a gun to my head when I wanted to use real names, so I didn't. I hope this makes you laugh to death. I KILL YOU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dance of the Wolves reviews
Mariko wants to vist her uncle...Kakashi! She and team 7 learns a lot while she's with them, and there is the fact she has a terrible secret! Rated T for cussing! And because I said so!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kakashi H.
Naruto Endings reviews
What if everyone in Naruto had these funky things they say after every sentence?Well,I'm here to show you!Everyone has something wacky you would NEVER belive and see what my little head has come up with...if you wish to have...FUN!Teen to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007
Mirror, Mirror reviews
Mirror Mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all? Is asked again and again. But what would happen if asking mirrors could kill? T for death and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Fun With Hair
People love jokes. Even ones that could kill them. Here are some jokes that just might get jokester killed by the jokei. Are those words even real? How should I know?Mild cursing...for me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Some People Know All
Sakura is an older sister.Inta gives her a water bottle the day before she leaves.Sakura knows that two other sisters in their group have died.She wants to know if it is her turn to save.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Woman Akatsuki reviews
5 girls left their homes with complete strangers,yet they trust them completely.those girls want their revenge but the only way is to become part of a new group called Woman Akatsuki.Who are the girls,why do they want revenge,and who are those 2 girls?END
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
My New Home reviews
Naruto would never remember her,but he would remember her words,the words of a sister.[songfic][oneshot]I made up the song.Rated T because of the use of depression and blood.I made one for Sasuke,and I thought Naruto needed one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Follow The Blood reviews
Sasukes older sister,who is younger than Itachi,is blind and rarely talks.Sukisistercomes up to Sasuke the day Itachi kills everyone in the clan and sings hima song.[oneshot][songfic]I made up the song.Rated Teen because of the depressing story line ect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Drugs Are Good Play reviews
This is a play written in responce to Asunechan's Drugs Are Bad Anyway, Setsuna, Shuri, Asune, Shikamaru and Naruto put on an awsome play for you to enjoy. So enjoy! You can flame cause I don't care. At least about you.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Where Do We Go?
Where do we go' That was a question he asked himself one day.Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Why Do I Fight Myself? reviews
Why do I fight myself? What is the point of that' She never really showed her true self.Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto Answering Machine reviews
When you call....... what do you get?the FINAL CHAPTER is now up.this is WHERE the real TEEN RATING comes in!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete