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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Enid Blyton, and Peanuts.

Name: Sabrina

Age: 14

Fav books/Authors: Harry Potter, Twilight series, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Meg Cabot, Enid Blyton, etc.

Favorite bands/singers: Pink Floyd!! The Beatles,Paramore, The Killers, Taylor Swift, Greenday, Coldplay, Demi Lovato, Kudai, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Pink... too many!

Actors: Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy, Orlando Bloom, Kristen Stewart, Liv Tyler, Audrey Hepburn.

T.V Shows: Friends, Dr. Who, The Mentalist.

Movies: Harry Potter movies, Mean Girls, Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging, The Notebook movie, Wild Child, oh and Monty Python sketches!! They're the best!! And My Fair Lady! fav movie of all time...

Fav Quotes:

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Monty Python

"What a strange person!" - Monty Python (hahaha)

"Eliza, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. If you work hard and do as you're told, you shall sleep in a proper bedroom, have lots to eat, and money to buy chocolates and go for rides in taxis. But if you are naughty and idle, you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles, and be wolloped by Mrs. Pearce with a broomstick. At the end of six months you will be taken to Buckingham Palace, in a carriage, beautifully dressed. If the king finds out you are not a lady, you will be taken to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls! But if you are not found out, you shall have a present... of, ah... seven and six to start life with as a lady in a shop. If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you." - Henry Higgings, My Fair Lady. (I laughed so hard with this)

"I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did." - Eliza Doolitle, My Fair Lady

"I'm a good girl I am!" - Eliza Doolite, My Fair Lady

"Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'." - Pontius Pilate, Monty Python (Life of Brian)

"Why is it that as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - Mark Twain

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Twilight: The Rewrite by SmileysRoxSox reviews
Twilight in a movie script form, rewritten by yours truly. Features Edward with anger problems and a 'scary human'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fifth Form Again at Malory Towers! by Phasmidfan reviews
OLD The fifth form return! And there's plenty of excitement! With two new girls it's sure to be busy! Injuries make it be T, only for safety. UPDATE: TO BE FINISHED...SOON.
Enid Blyton - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,523 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Vanilla and Cinnamon by nothingtolose18 reviews
Oneshot, fluff. Charlie likes Janine. But does she like him? Charlie never knew that having an annoying younger sister could have its benefits!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Charlie T., Janine K. - Complete
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They're the best years of your life, Charlie Brown! reviews
Yes, ANOTHER Peanuts in high school fanfic! Sorry, I had to. Many moments of drama, humor and romance lie ahead for the Peanuts gang as they go through their teenage years. Better than it sounds, I promise! Pairings developing throughout the fic :)
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Charlie Brown
June's Diary reviews
Alicia's cousin, June, goes to stay with her in the holidays. Chaos ensues! This is June's view of the events. Not remotely Blytonesque but funny.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,016 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2009
Somebody To Lean On reviews
Catherine wishes she had a shoulder to cry on. She wonders why being called a martyr hurts more when it comes from Moira's lips. Sorry, I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds I hope . Femslash, Catherine/Moira. Oneshot.
Enid Blyton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Moira Cries reviews
Malory Towers series. Moira is not as hard as she makes out to be. One night, she finds out she's not the only one who isn't what she seems to be. One-shot, femslash.
Enid Blyton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
The Death Eaters Worst Punishment reviews
Voldemort is bored and punishes the Death Eaters with ballet classes! Warnings: complete OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.