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Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.
So I'll just say I'm a weird teenage girl who has no life but utterly enjoys it. And my profile is mainly dominated by the copy-and-paste things. :) I am here for Pirates of the Caribbean! They are AMAZING.
I have to say--crazibookwormi, thank you so much for being such a great wonderful friend!! I'm so glad you can put up with my obsession every day that you actually talk about fanfiction with me at school! Hugs
I am writing a humor fic with crazibookwormi by the way, and it is under her name. So if you feel like it, please read that:) It is getting updated extremely slowly but we would be able to update faster if we (hint hint) get more reviews!
I am wild, addicted to music, stubborn, headstrong, a rebel, Asian, one of those I-know-what-I-want-and-I-won't-stop-until-I-get-it people, someone who doesn't care what other people think, free-spirited, relatively insane, hyper, and a dreamer.
I absolutely head-over-heels adore... Harry Potter (all 7! JK Rowling is a genius), Pirates of the Caribbean!, fantasy (hence my name), daydreaming, swimming, His Dark Materials Trilogy, dark chocolate, mint, dark chocolate with mint filling :), Sparrabeth (!!!!!!!!!), my friends Alice and Helen, fanfiction!, horses, the Internet, music, Pride and Prejudice, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, making fun of fashion magazines (esp. Vogue, don't ask), the library, reading, writing, my iPod, Evanescence, Natasha Bedingfield's album 'Unwritten', the word 'captivating' (I'm weird), hiking, waterfalls, rain, my life (or my lack of one), being hyper, tiramisu, cheesecake, milk tea, iced tea, green tea, 'Boston' by Augustana, YouTube, random Disney things (coughPiratescough), peaches, Mentos, M&Ms, food, Luna Lovegood, (Captain) Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, 'The Devil Wears Prada', watching movies, green, flats, free money (not like it comes very often...), The Phantom of the Opera, I Capture the Castle, fooling around, Twilight, the Elizabethan Age, old English legends (dunno why, I just do) long weekends, Grey's Anatomy, and laughing!
I detest... certain teachers at school, those snobs who think they're 'all that', braces, contact lenses (very useful but I hate them), hot pink, shopping for longer than two hours, high heels, Physical Education, homework, tests, algebra, geometry, math in general, American history, loud keyboards, peanut butter, anime/manga (sorry, just hate it), our stupid president, Willabeth (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr), Will Turner, Bellatrix Lestrange, Beckett, persuasive essays, personal narratives, thesis statements, hardcover books that don't have dust jackets--the picture thing is just printed on the cover, nonfiction, this one person that is a real slut, rap music (which doesn't deserve to be called music), papayas, bananas, 'Hollaback Girl' and any other songs that spell out words..., 'Fergalicious', 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne, Justin Timberlake, chick-lits, most fashion magazines (esp. Vogue, see 'I love' list) and the list goes on. I'm not a very easily-pleased person...
Ships: HP--Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione OR Harry/Hermione, Teen Snape/Teen Lily, Neville/Luna, and Fleur/Giant Squid. Pirates--JACK/ELIZABETH, JACK/ELIZABETH, JACK/ELIZABETH, JACK/ELIZABETH, JACK/ELIZABETH, AND JACK/ELIZABETH. Enough said. Oh and Grey's Anatomy (which I don't write/read but whatever)--Meredith/Derek, Alex/Lexie, George/Izzie, and some sort of friendship b/t Meredith and Lexie and Meredith and Addison.
I'd like to thank my constant readers-and-reviewers, Florencia7 and crazibookwormi!
Have a look at these!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, blackpearl.fantasy
If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a weird/insane friend and you love his/her weirdness/insanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), blackpearl.fantasy (I loved it! tried doing it on purpose afterwards, didn't work)
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!!
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)
If you got mad at Lizzie for killing Jack but you still love her because she was so awesome in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
IN PROGRESS--Run Away--School's started so I'm not sure if I can update quickly on this one. JE of course and I'm exploring Elizabeth's character a lot in here. You know, the very freedom-loving kind of person, who can't stand not being in the middle of the action, I think. :)
IN PROGRESS--Consequences--You know, Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley did such an amazing job on the kiss scene! I mean, not just kissing (lol) but the acting, I'm serious. That's why I watched it over and over... and over... But anyways, I was watching it and I got the idea of Jack taking Elizabeth down with him to the Locker. Ha. Pirate.
Under the Sails of Black--It's over! I still can't get used to that. It was my first fanfic, and the people can get awfully OOC, but I did my best... Please read it!
By Moonlight--Um, well... One-shot, romance. Can't really describe it. You might find it sad. Pretty much Sparrabeth, and narrated by Jack. Actually, now it's a two-shot and the second chappie is narrated by Lizzie!
Contemplation--Major AWE spoilers! Apparently it is very touching, but I don't think it's terribly good. But read it anyways.
To Say Goodbye--It's quite emotional, I have to say. I rather like this one. Of course, it's Sparrabeth but it has a touch of the Elizabeth-trying-not-to-fall-for-Jack thing.
Please read my stories now and review!!! Have a lovely day!
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