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Joined 05-05-07, id: 1272751, Profile Updated: 09-22-10
Author has written 7 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Crucible, and Twilight.

.im.in.a.world.of.my.own.all.the.time.

Reading my stories is good.

Reviewing them is better.

Formerly Stab.Me.With.Spike, complete and utter lameness of the former cause me to change it. My stories are going to be fixed up, with a bunch of new additions soon.

Adios.

September 2010* Alright update-you may have noticed that I haven't been on here in about two years. I've been getting a bunch of messages lately asking me to finish stories...I've pretty much given up on writing fan fiction. So I wouldn't hold your breath for any updates from me- sorry.

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That's Life On The Hellmouth! by Beer Good reviews
This is where I put most of my drabbles. A series of unconnected little scenes about everyday life on the Hellmouth and in LA. Some sad, some sweet, some just incredibly silly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006
Resurrection by Isodriel reviews
Post Chosen. Spike is brought back by the Powers That Be, not as a ghost, but as a human being. And newly human Spike isn't about to take his second chance at life for granted. SB.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Spike, Buffy S.
Normal by Moluvsnumber17 reviews
Buffy chooses the real world over Sunnydale...but what happens when she finds something unexpected...Spuffy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,157 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Who Am I? by Plunk626 reviews
A sorceress comes in to town hoping to swap bodies with Buffy but the spell goes awry and Spike and Buffy end up switching bodies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Be kind, Rewind by Secret Slayer reviews
Rewritten and improved...After an accidental wish, Buffy and Spike find themselves reunited in a place and a time that should be long forgotten ... will their second chance make a difference? Spuffy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Nothing Good by muhnemma reviews
A season six Buffy and Spike get thrown back in time to season two. More detailed summary inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Buffy S., Spike
New Love by Production of Punk reviews
Bufy is a hardworking girl and Spike is a spoiled,'get anything he wants at the drop of a hat' type of guy. What happens when these two are brought together? Crappy title, I know. Bear with me. Read and Review! Please and thank you!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Kissing by Rayne-Jelly reviews
It’s mostly about kissing, partially about being young, a little bit about love, and maybe a tiny smidgeon of guilt – not bad for a short. Read Author's Note Carefully. Warnings for mild Spander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
Coupla White ChicksTalking 'Bout Xander Harris by Shadowlass reviews
A Coupla White Chicks Sitting Around Talking ‘Bout Xander Harris: Sometime in the future, Anya and Cordelia do coffee and talk about their lives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Anya J., Cordelia C. - Complete
Only Hope by TammyDevil666 reviews
Buffy and Spike attend high school together. He's the rich kid with all the charm and good looks, while she's the outcast. Their paths cross in an unlikely way and a relationship forms, but will their newfound love be able to survive her troubled past?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,300 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Lost and Found by TammyDevil666 reviews
Buffy is the new girl at Sunnydale High. She's shy, quiet, and keeps to herself. Can a bad boy like Spike be the one to get her to open up?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Multiformity by Sita Moonlight reviews
What if in a different dimension Season2, Angel opened Acathla sooner and pushed Buffy and Spike through, but instead of going to hell they ended up being transported to Season7, our dimension? *NOW COMPLETE*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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Blue Blood reviews
It's been 80 years since the Cullens stood against the Volturi, and won. But the Volturi don't forget easily and will return..but is it time the vampire world had a new 'royal' family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Make A Plan To Love Me reviews
[Spuffy Post Chosen] Whilst with the Scoobs on vacation in Egpyt, Buffy is miserable over Spike's death. However she soon meets a mystic who claims to be able to bring Spike back. What will the consquences be if she does?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Buffy S., Spike
A Different Kind of Gift reviews
What if when Buffy died in The Gift, she went to a different type of heaven? The kind of heaven where you can watch what’s happening on Earth? Will this change Buffy’s opinion of the Scoobs, a certain vampire in particular? Spuffy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Last Kiss reviews
Buffy Summers was your average teen queen. Hot boyfriend, cool friends, until one day when Buffy and her boyfriend Spike skipped school for a picnic. When everything changes, will geeky Willow and the freaky librarian be able to help Spike save Buffy?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Buffy S., Spike
The Sunshine Does Not Love You reviews
An alternate Act IV to the Crucible, flowing from the end of Act III. The final meeting between Abigail and John...
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Feeling So Faithless reviews
A collection of...not quite drabbles, but roughly 200 word pieces on Faith, ranging from her eyes to her thoughts. Reviews apperciated.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Faith L.
Rearview Mirror reviews
AU, Spuffy, set in Season 3. Spike retrieves more than his soul whilst in Africa, but what will happen if Buffy and the others find out that Spike has travelled back in time to be with Buffy as not a vampire with a soul, but something totally new. RR!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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