Author has written 26 stories for Naruto.
Yosh! Welcome! Welcome to my little world of love, anime, SasuNaru and SMUT! xD I, Kinomoto Koneko, will be honoured to be your tourist guide for the day! Please enjoy your stay while you are here! Thank you! xD Woot!
What is your Name?
No one shall no what my real name is! Muahahahaha! But still, you can call me Koneko, or Kai, or Kiryo, or maybe the 'Angel-of-the-Ultimate-Yaoi-Pairing-Ever-that-is-SasuNaru', but it's up to you, really! xD
Where do you Live?
Where do I live? Why, in my own little world, of course! xD But no kidding, I live in a little place called 'My Mind'! xD
When were you Born?
Why? You wanna give me a birthday gift? Okay then, you have to guess! I am a Cancerian, and I am born in the month of July! My birthday usually falls on the second week of the month, and...it has connection with a year! Guess! xD
What Race are you?
Egg 'n Spoon! lol, no, just kidding! xD! Well, I'm half-Malay, a quarter-Chinese and an eighth Indian and Japanese! xD
What are you Like?
Good/Positive: Hyper of course! And energetic, happy-go-lucky, tomboyish, slightly funny, at times unpredictable, can be innocent, intelligent, talented, creative and...a very proud fan of GAARA-KUN, YAOI & SASUNARU! Woot! xD
Bad/Negative: Forgetful, slightly emo, sometimes serious, possessive, peculiar at times, very sensitive, obsessive, crazy-minded, quite idiotic sometimes, can be shy & every other stupid characteristics that I might have! lol! xD
What's your Orientation?
Why do you care? Okay, okay...I can be a bi, a hetero and a homo - all three at once! Awesome! xD
Do you have any Alter Ego(s)?
Yes, I do! In fact, I have thirteen different personalities! And I shall reveal to you my other twelve personalities! xD
Shirai Izumi: The emo freak that hates the world... Wow, she really needs a life, doesn't she? But she's my best friend! And I really love her! And she doesn't mind loving me back! And she also loves all of my friends! Wow - that means, she loves most people! lol! xD
Suki: A slut-like blond that's nice and caring - but her sexual desire is indescribable! Yucky! But still, she's nice and most of all - she's me! I can't help but to keep her as well...sigh...but it's okay, 'cause she's nice! lol! xD
Sei: The mysterious guy who is actually very caring and protective - maybe a little bit overprotective...but I still love him! He's so handsome, with his black hair and black eyes! But he has an evil corporation though - just like Akatsuki! Nyaa! Meow! lol! xD
Koi: The sweet girl that is hardworking and just plain sweet! Totally the opposite of me! She's a total girl-next-door while I'm the tomboy daredevil! She has the weirdest appearance among the five of us; blue hair and purple eyes! Seriously! lol! xD
Kaito Kai: The punk kid that loves to swear - for real, it's like his hobby! He behaves just like me - Koneko-chan, and he is a very moody person! He gets angry easily, so don't annoy him! He's Rei's twin bro, but he has green eyes instead of brown! And he's my best buddy as well! lol! xD
Tsuya: The smart guy that always seems to be thinking - or perhaps he's just daydreaming! But anyhow, he's the cutest amongst all the guys inside me! He has pale brown hair and pale blue eyes - so cute! And he's so sweet too - even though he's quite a daydreamer! lol! xD
Kaito Rei: The moody freak that's just...well, moody! Believe me, don't ever get near to him - he even shouted at both my girlfriend and boyfriend when he's around! Such a meanie, right? Nevertheless, he's still one of me - oh, and he has red hair and eyes! Woot! lol! xD
Natsuro: The ditzy girl who loves to talk! Yes, she enjoys talking, and she talks like...all of the time! She just talks and talks without even thinking, and sometimes she would spill the beans - our beans! Geez, but she's still such a sweetie! She has pale brown hair and bright brown eyes! And she's funny! lol! xD
Katsu Kiryo: The crazy kid that is very sarcastic towards others! Nevertheless, she's still protective of her loved ones, and that's what made me love her! Oh, and she likes dyeing her hair and wearing different-coloured lenses every month! Even I don't know what her real look is like! lol! xD
Aku: The lazy genius that...well, is just too darn lazy! He loves daydreaming, sleeping, lying down, staring at the clouds, and basically just do nothing! Yet, he's somehow very, very intelligent - reminds me of Shika... Nonetheless, he has dark-brown hair and black eyes! Just like Shika! lol! xD
Nameless 1: Yeah...Nameless 1, as I don't have a name for him yet - and he never told me what name he wants. Why? Because...he's a mute. Yep, he's mute, and every time he enters me, I would become mute as well! lol! Anyways, he has yellow hair and green eyes! So cute! lol! xD
Nameless 2: Another Nameless that I didn't think of a name yet. Anyhow, she's very curious about everything, and she keeps asking everyone about everything! lol, it's kinda hard when I become her, since she asks nonstop! Anyhow, she has light brown hair and greenish-blue eyes! And she looks like a cat! lol! xD
What do you Look Like?
In real life: I'm a dark-brown-eyed brunette and I have straight, chin-length hair. I wear glasses and I have a round face that looks very much like a cat, dattebayo! Having a slightly muscular and tall body, I'm 5 feet and 5 inches tall, and I weigh 65kg. Note in your mind that I'm bone-heavy, not fat-heavy!
In anime: I'm a turquoise-eyed redhead and my hair is still the same; straight and chin-length. I don't wear glasses in anime. I still have a face that looks like a cat, lol! I also have a quite slender and tall body. I'm slightly taller in the anime, 5 feet and 8 inches and I weigh 55kg...yeah right! lol! xD
What is/are your Hobby(ies)?
So many! I'll list my most favourite hobbies here! Writing novels, drawing anime, making manga, surfing the Net, watching CSI, reading about ways to be a perfect teen, reading the dictionary, daydreaming, listening to the radio, drinking iced Nescafe, making a mess and just fooling around with my buddies! lol! xD
What do you Like?
So so many, it'll take days for me to list it all! But still, I'll list some here! Gaara and SasuNaru! Oh, and don't forget yaoi, Mpreg and neko-chan! And of course, the colour orange, chocolates, most animes, kawaii guys(lol) and the dictionary! And also, usagi-chan, tanuki-chan, Naru-chan(lol), Itachi-san, SasoDei, sweet and sour food, the Internet, my novels, my doujins and mangas...and so many more! Dattebayo! X3
What do you Dislike?
NaruSasu! Trust me, there's nothing in this world I hate the most than that! It must be SasuNaru no matter what! Oh, I also hate/don't like stupid, idiotic people who think they're cool - eg; Sasuke, and bitches - eg; Sakura. I also hate incest - but I love twincest nevertheless! I hate homework, even though I enjoy going to school. I'm also phobic with blood... -.-''
What do you Love?
1. SasuNaru! I swear, I'm a frantic worshipper of SasuNaru! I don't care what people will take me for, I will definitely tell the whole world the I LOVE SASUNARU! And I swear to God, those who hate/despise/loathe this pairing, I will send them to hell! Even if I can't do so, I will make a plan of sending them to hell! And I'm being DEAD SERIOUS! But those who loves SasuNaru like I do, please be my friend! :3
2. Gaara-kun! Yay! Omigod, I can't help loving the cute redheaded raccoon guy! I mean come on, he's sooooooo cute! I'd definitely give my whole life for him! Omigod, now his image is stuck in my mind, and can't forget about his cute face... Aws...I love you so much, Gaara-kun... :3
3. Sai! Yes, my new favourite character from Naruto! Okay, he actually belongs to Kai, but since we share the same body and mind...kukuku! But anyways, yes! I squeal every time I see him, just like whenever I see Sasuke and Naruto together or Gaara! lol! And he's became my invisible friend - why? 'cause he talks more than Gaara-kun! :P
4. Yaoi! Hehehe...thanks to SasuNaru, I've become addicted to YAOI! And I just can't get enough of them! I love, LOVE Hardcore yaoi especially, and one of my favourites is of course - Gravitation Megamix! (nosebleed) I already have four collections of Gravitation Megamix, and I still want more! lmao, I almost fainted from the loss of blood just now! xD
5. Mpreg! Yesh! Another one of my obsession! I don't give a fuck to those who don't like mpreg! I know it's impossible, so what?! Kyuubi's in Naruto's body is a hermaphrodite, and (s)he could get pregnant if Sasuke does Naruto! But anyhow, I'm not a great basher on those who don't like mpreg. It's your choice...but still, I LOVE MPREG! x3
6. Itachi-san!! Itachi-san, why did you have to die?! (cries and wails) Know what, I'm willing just to have him for one night - and I'm being serious! His face never fails to capture my heart every time I look at him - considering I don't look at him for too long! Hehe, love you, Itachi! x3
7. ItaKyuu! Yay! My favourite made-up pairing in Naruto - SasuNaru doesn't count 'cause it's real! xD But anyways, yep! I love ItaKyuu! My version of human Kyuubi is so cute! He looks just like Kai, but he wears glasses! Aw...isn't that so cute?? x3 And even though the pairing doesn't remind me much of SasuNaru, but they are still so cute together! x3
8. Naruto himself! Aws, he's just so fucking cute - Kai wanna try him once! lol, if Sasuke doesn't have anything against it! But he's so cute! Especially when he's using his babyish voice - like in Naruto Nippon where he's making love with Sasuke! xD I want to have a baby brother like Naru-chan!! x3
9. J-rock and J-pop! Yesh! Another obsession! Gawd, I'll never get over Japanese music! They can be so moving, so energetic, co funny, so playful and so darn cute! Especially Nano Desu, Passion after Battle and tons others that I could not remember right now due to my current mind condition! xD
10. SasuNaru! What can I say? I love them! x3
What do you Hate?
1. SASUKE! Yes, I am a Sasuke-basher - and I'm damn proud of it! I hate/detest/despise/loathe him! I don't care what any of you has to say, but I fucking hate Uchiha Sasuke! I hate his duck-ass hair, I hate his arrogant attitude, I hate the fact that he has a huge pole stuck in his ass, I hate the fact that he's being cold just because he lost his entire family, I hate the fact that he thinks he's so fucking cool! I HATE SASUKE!
2. Sakura! Ugh, the fucking bitch...I hate pink things, and that really includes the pink bitchy blob! She's much better in shippuuden, I have to agree, but in the first series...ugh! What the fuck was with her?! 'Sasuke-kun!' 'Sasuke-kun!' Omigod! She's really fucking annoying! But I'm very thankful to God - and to Masashi Kishimoto-san - for making her much more mature in Shippuuden! Sankyou!
3. Karin! Argh, the fucking bitch!! I loathe her more than I hate Sasuke and Sakura together! And I don't mean them as a couple! I'll kill everyone who thinks like that! But anyhow, the fact that SasuKarin existed makes me wanna puke! Why can't she just die or something? Or even better, go and mate with Suigetsu?! Yeah, she's way better off with the little fish! I FUCKING HATE KARIN!!
4. SasuSaku! (faints) Okay...I can't say anything! Just thinking about them makes me...ugh...I'm going to go sick! Next!
5. SasuKarin! Ugh...can't breathe...next!!
6. NaruSasu! OMFG, it just can't be NaruSasu! It's so wrong! How can such a cute person like Naruto be the seme?! And Sasuke is on the dark side - have you ever see a yaoi in which the uke is on the dark side?? No, right?! So it's just fucking wrong! And Naruto is younger than Sasuke! Even though I don't have much things against younger seme, but still! Geh!I hate, hate, HATE NARUSASU!!
What are your Favourite Animes?
Again, it'll take days...no, MONTHS, for me to finish listing all of my favourite animes, so I'll just list what I can think of now! Naruto, Bleach, CCS, Alice Academy, Blood, Furuba, The Law of Ueki, Ranma 1/2, UFO Baby, Gravitation, Sensitive Pornograph, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Slam Dunk, GetBackers, Prince of Tennis, Inuyasha, Doraemon, Shin Chan, Detective Conan, Death Note, Samurai 7, Star Ocean EX, Hunter x Hunter, Initial D, Jigoku Shoujo, Dragon Ball, You're Under Arrest and tons others! lol! xD
What are your Least Favourite Animes?
Well...I have a few, like FMA; sorry, but I really dislike this anime, Fairy Tail, .Hack, Dragon Ball GT and Tsubasa Chronicles
What are your Favourite Anime Characters?
I have so many that it's really hard to think off all of them in a small matter of time! Oh well, I'll just give you what I can remember! lol1 xD
Naruto: Gaara, Itachi, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Sasori, Pein, Deidara, Anko and Temari
Others: Renji, Ishida and Byakuya from Bleach, Syaoran and Touya from CCS, Natsume from Alice Academy, Hachi from Bloodplus, Hiei from YYH, Trunks and Vegeta from DBZ, Kyoh from Furuba, Fey and Kurogane from Tsubasa Chronicles, Ueki and Sano from The Law of Ueki and Iruga from Ragnarok the Animation
What are your Favourite Pairings?
Naruto: SasuNaru! No. 1 pairing forever! Others: SaiSaku, ShikaTema, ItaKyuu, KakaIru, ShinoIno, KibaHina, NejiTen, SasoDei, ZabuHaku, KakaTobi and PainKonan
Others: RenIchi, HichiIchi, ByaRen, IchiRuki and UryuuIno from Bleach, YukiShu and HiroFuji from Gravitation, RyuuRai from Death Note, both SyaoSaku from CCS and Tsubasa Chronicles, TouYuki and EriTomo from CCS, NatsuMikan from Alice Academy, HachiSaaya from Bloodplus, UekiAi from The Law of Ueki and RanAka and RyoUukyo from Ranma 1/2
What are your Least Favourite Anime Characters?
Not that many, but still, I'll list it for you guys!
Naruto: Sasuke, Ino, Sakura, Karin, Lee, Kisame, Yamato, Soigetsu, Kurenai and Udon
Others: Inoue from Bleach, Sakura from Tsubasa Chronicles, Ruka from Alice Academy, Solomon from Blood, Shampoo, Cologne and Mousse from Ranma 1/2 and Tomoyo from CCS
What are your Least Favourite Pairings?
Naruto: SasuSaku, ItaSaku, SakuIno, anybody with Sakura but Sai, ItaSasu(no incest!), SasuIno, NaruSasu(no, it must be SasuNaru!) and anybody with Sasuke but Naruto!
Others: SeguYuki from Gravitation, RukaMikan from Alice Academy, IchiIno from Bleach, KuroFey from Tsubasa Chronicles, SoloSaaya from Bloodplus, HieiKura from YYH and TomoSaku from CCS
Do you have any other Links?
Yes! In fact, I already put them here for you!
What are your Dreams?
To be a character in Naruto, to have Gaara and SasuNaru a reality, to be successful, to be the best-selling novelist in the world, to be the smartest person possible, to get back with all my friends, to meet all my friends in the world, to lead a truthful life, to live in pure happiness and most of all, to have all my dreams come true! Woot!
Since some of you out there are complaining on how much I put Japanese in my writings, I'll just put most of the translations here, so if you don't know the meaning of what I wrote, find it here! And no more complaining!
nandayo: something like WTF
chotto matte: wait a minute
urusai: shut up
ohayo/ohayo gozaimasu: good morning
konichiwa: good day
ombawa: good evening
oyasumi/oyasumi nasai: good night
kuso: shit/darn it
kunoichi: female ninja
okaa/kaa (usually used with honorifics): mother
ojii/jii (usually used with honorifics): grandfather/uncle
obaa/baa (usually used with honorifics): grandmother/aunt
oyaji: old man
itai: feeling - pain
arigato/arigato gozaimasu/domo/domo arigato: thank you
onegai/onegai shimasu: please
ne: hey/excuse me/is it
sumimasen: excuse me
gomen/gomen nasai: I'm sorry
ano: excuse me/hey
nan desu ka: what is it
daijoubu: are you okay/I'm fine/it's okay
tasukette: help me
usuratonkachi: total moron
ittadakimasu: an expression before eating
ja/ja ne: see you later
daisuki: I like you
aishiteru: I love you
moshi moshi: hello
zenzen/dooitashimashite: no problem/you're welcome
ani/nii (usually used with honorifics): older brother
ane/nee (usually used with honorifics): older sister
otouto: little brother
aniki: big brother
daikirai: I hate you
-danna: honorific for husband or master
honto ni: for real
yoroshiku/dozo yoroshiku: nice to meet you
Which Hetalia character are you?
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature.
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wong Yao)
You're very mature.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
You're quite mean-spirited.
I'm Poland! xD
The One in Complete Control, You are 200 Seme!
Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realize there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality times" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a graffiti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)
20. Spread rumors that he is actually a girl in disguise
((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))
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K: Really silly! Lol! XD
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
You know when you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie, Narutolovesme, Sabaku no Koneko
WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org, xkawaiichix, SasukeUchiha911, Piisa, SSH Yin Neko-Hime, One tailed Shukaku, Sabaku no Koneko
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.
Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!
copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.
Something to think - and laugh - about
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10);
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?);
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD;
You sigh as this list ends XD
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sai and Pein? OMG, I wonder how that'll turn out like! X3
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yep, she's hot - and very dangerous! XD
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O.O'' I dunno, but that would be one holy story! XD
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yep! Tons of them! Lol!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yep - but SasuNaru is the best! SaiNaru is 2nd, though! X3
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KibaIru? Yucky! Yucky! Yucky! Suigetsu and Kiba? Hm...dunno...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Haha, I dunno what he would do! Probably thinks he should do it with Orochimaru! XD
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Itachi has eyes for his comrade, Kisame's friend's brother, Suigetsu. Unluckily, Suigetsu is in the same group with his brother, and...find out what happen as he tried to lure Suigetsu out of Sasuke's group! XD
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? ShikaGaa? Yucky! I'll only accept NejiGaa!!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 'The Puppet's Healer', how about that? X3
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? NONE...incest is sooo wrong! XO
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope! Lucky me!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Pein? I guess yes! X3
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? OMFG!! NOOOOOO!!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I'M BETTER THAN SASUKE AFTER ALL!" Lol!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Shikamaru? Dunno...
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? SaiSasoGaa?! A mind-blowing smut is coming up! Please beware! This is a mtter of life and death! Beware! Lol!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Haha! "Wanna see my big sword? My dick is much bigger..." OMG, that would so hot - if Naruto doesn't faint or Sasuke doesn't have anything to say about it! X3
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Friends - but that lazy genius doesn't teach the Kyuubi container the real way of life..." Hm...now that's interesting!
20) How emo is Seven? Kabuto? EMO?! I don't know what to say! Kabuto, emo?! Hahahahahahaha!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Lemme see...Gaara, Sai, Naruto, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Pein, Minato, Temari, Shikamaru, TenTen and so many others that would definitely take me all day to list them all here! XD
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?SASUNARU!! And NEJIGAA! And tons other!
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both, but I LOVE YAOI!!
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Lemme see...three Konoha headbands, two Konoha symbol pendants, one Gaara's gourd pendant, two Naruto wristband; one blue and one black with the steel plate behind it, one Akatsuki ring, one Konoha fingerless glove, tons and tons of SasuNaru fan arts in my computer - and my own as well, countless SasuNaru doujins, three Gaara keychains, several Naruto stickers, a few Naruto stamps, a Gaara figurine, a Naruto keychain...and that's about it - I forgot the rest :P
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Gaara-kun! And Sai - he belongs to Kai, no doubt about it! xD
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?Actually, neither - I prefer SasuNaru and ShinoKiba! x3
9) Which team is your favorite? The Sand team! Yay! And Team 7! :3
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)YES YES YES!! I want good boy to be badass! xD
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?It's confirmed - but yes! I supported it from the very start of the story!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi! Sasori! Deidara! Fucking Hidan! lmao
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-Sasuke, he's a fucking bastard that has a huge - and I mean HUGE - pole stuck in that fucking asshole of his, and his fucking hair looks just like a duck's ass! DX
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?No, I just read the manga!
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?Nope, but I do read all of Shippuuden's chapters!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?No he doesn't, that's just the way he is!
17) Sub or dub? Sub! Fucking sub! Naruto sounds way too weird when dubbed! And as much as I like the Malay dub, I hate it when they change Naruto's dubber! DX
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti! FUCKING ANTI SAKURA BITCH! I fucking hate the fucking pink bitchy blob! DX
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Very funny, amusing, cute and adorable! x3
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Do YOU know who he is? TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! xD
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?Neither, he's an ugly beast!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! She...he...okay, I've to admit, he looks just like a girl when I first saw him! Haku-chan! Haku-chan! x3
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome in a weird kind of way! xD
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?Naruto! Just think of him as a fucking hot nerd! Yum, I wanna have a taste of him! x9
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? SASUNARU! Yep!
27) Do you like lemons? YESSSSSSSSS!!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?Nope - I want to watch it though...
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes! They're fucking funny! xD
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? All the time! xD
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, they didn't say WTF is this, they say what is this? Then I answer, Naruto, then they reply, oh... XD
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life, yes, but not my grades! I'm way too intelligent to be as...as him! XD
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?Of course not! ...well, yes I am! What of it?!
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?No, at first I thought he was Minato's twin brother...
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? YES! And goddamn proud of that!!
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, he's never sexy when he's normal, and he darn as hell won't be sexy when he's in the second stage of the curse seal! Ew, he looks like a fucking drag queen!
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? VERY VERY MUCH! XDDDDDD
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm Emo, I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be Sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
got this poem from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong
(A Little Humor)
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
A funny thing I found about the best word ever:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."
Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Aw fuck it."
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"
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