Sabaku no Koneko
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Joined 05-07-07, id: 1273562, Profile Updated: 04-05-09
Author has written 26 stories for Naruto.

Yosh! Welcome! Welcome to my little world of love, anime, SasuNaru and SMUT! xD I, Kinomoto Koneko, will be honoured to be your tourist guide for the day! Please enjoy your stay while you are here! Thank you! xD Woot!

What is your Name?

No one shall no what my real name is! Muahahahaha! But still, you can call me Koneko, or Kai, or Kiryo, or maybe the 'Angel-of-the-Ultimate-Yaoi-Pairing-Ever-that-is-SasuNaru', but it's up to you, really! xD

Where do you Live?

Where do I live? Why, in my own little world, of course! xD But no kidding, I live in a little place called 'My Mind'! xD

When were you Born?

Why? You wanna give me a birthday gift? Okay then, you have to guess! I am a Cancerian, and I am born in the month of July! My birthday usually falls on the second week of the month, and...it has connection with a year! Guess! xD

What Race are you?

Egg 'n Spoon! lol, no, just kidding! xD! Well, I'm half-Malay, a quarter-Chinese and an eighth Indian and Japanese! xD

What are you Like?

Good/Positive: Hyper of course! And energetic, happy-go-lucky, tomboyish, slightly funny, at times unpredictable, can be innocent, intelligent, talented, creative and...a very proud fan of GAARA-KUN, YAOI & SASUNARU! Woot! xD

Bad/Negative: Forgetful, slightly emo, sometimes serious, possessive, peculiar at times, very sensitive, obsessive, crazy-minded, quite idiotic sometimes, can be shy & every other stupid characteristics that I might have! lol! xD

What's your Orientation?

Why do you care? Okay, okay...I can be a bi, a hetero and a homo - all three at once! Awesome! xD

Do you have any Alter Ego(s)?

Yes, I do! In fact, I have thirteen different personalities! And I shall reveal to you my other twelve personalities! xD

Shirai Izumi: The emo freak that hates the world... Wow, she really needs a life, doesn't she? But she's my best friend! And I really love her! And she doesn't mind loving me back! And she also loves all of my friends! Wow - that means, she loves most people! lol! xD

Suki: A slut-like blond that's nice and caring - but her sexual desire is indescribable! Yucky! But still, she's nice and most of all - she's me! I can't help but to keep her as well...sigh...but it's okay, 'cause she's nice! lol! xD

Sei: The mysterious guy who is actually very caring and protective - maybe a little bit overprotective...but I still love him! He's so handsome, with his black hair and black eyes! But he has an evil corporation though - just like Akatsuki! Nyaa! Meow! lol! xD

Koi: The sweet girl that is hardworking and just plain sweet! Totally the opposite of me! She's a total girl-next-door while I'm the tomboy daredevil! She has the weirdest appearance among the five of us; blue hair and purple eyes! Seriously! lol! xD

Kaito Kai: The punk kid that loves to swear - for real, it's like his hobby! He behaves just like me - Koneko-chan, and he is a very moody person! He gets angry easily, so don't annoy him! He's Rei's twin bro, but he has green eyes instead of brown! And he's my best buddy as well! lol! xD

Tsuya: The smart guy that always seems to be thinking - or perhaps he's just daydreaming! But anyhow, he's the cutest amongst all the guys inside me! He has pale brown hair and pale blue eyes - so cute! And he's so sweet too - even though he's quite a daydreamer! lol! xD

Kaito Rei: The moody freak that's just...well, moody! Believe me, don't ever get near to him - he even shouted at both my girlfriend and boyfriend when he's around! Such a meanie, right? Nevertheless, he's still one of me - oh, and he has red hair and eyes! Woot! lol! xD

Natsuro: The ditzy girl who loves to talk! Yes, she enjoys talking, and she talks like...all of the time! She just talks and talks without even thinking, and sometimes she would spill the beans - our beans! Geez, but she's still such a sweetie! She has pale brown hair and bright brown eyes! And she's funny! lol! xD

Katsu Kiryo: The crazy kid that is very sarcastic towards others! Nevertheless, she's still protective of her loved ones, and that's what made me love her! Oh, and she likes dyeing her hair and wearing different-coloured lenses every month! Even I don't know what her real look is like! lol! xD

Aku: The lazy genius that...well, is just too darn lazy! He loves daydreaming, sleeping, lying down, staring at the clouds, and basically just do nothing! Yet, he's somehow very, very intelligent - reminds me of Shika... Nonetheless, he has dark-brown hair and black eyes! Just like Shika! lol! xD

Nameless 1: Yeah...Nameless 1, as I don't have a name for him yet - and he never told me what name he wants. Why? Because...he's a mute. Yep, he's mute, and every time he enters me, I would become mute as well! lol! Anyways, he has yellow hair and green eyes! So cute! lol! xD

Nameless 2: Another Nameless that I didn't think of a name yet. Anyhow, she's very curious about everything, and she keeps asking everyone about everything! lol, it's kinda hard when I become her, since she asks nonstop! Anyhow, she has light brown hair and greenish-blue eyes! And she looks like a cat! lol! xD

What do you Look Like?

In real life: I'm a dark-brown-eyed brunette and I have straight, chin-length hair. I wear glasses and I have a round face that looks very much like a cat, dattebayo! Having a slightly muscular and tall body, I'm 5 feet and 5 inches tall, and I weigh 65kg. Note in your mind that I'm bone-heavy, not fat-heavy!

In anime: I'm a turquoise-eyed redhead and my hair is still the same; straight and chin-length. I don't wear glasses in anime. I still have a face that looks like a cat, lol! I also have a quite slender and tall body. I'm slightly taller in the anime, 5 feet and 8 inches and I weigh 55kg...yeah right! lol! xD

What is/are your Hobby(ies)?

So many! I'll list my most favourite hobbies here! Writing novels, drawing anime, making manga, surfing the Net, watching CSI, reading about ways to be a perfect teen, reading the dictionary, daydreaming, listening to the radio, drinking iced Nescafe, making a mess and just fooling around with my buddies! lol! xD

What do you Like?

So so many, it'll take days for me to list it all! But still, I'll list some here! Gaara and SasuNaru! Oh, and don't forget yaoi, Mpreg and neko-chan! And of course, the colour orange, chocolates, most animes, kawaii guys(lol) and the dictionary! And also, usagi-chan, tanuki-chan, Naru-chan(lol), Itachi-san, SasoDei, sweet and sour food, the Internet, my novels, my doujins and mangas...and so many more! Dattebayo! X3

What do you Dislike?

NaruSasu! Trust me, there's nothing in this world I hate the most than that! It must be SasuNaru no matter what! Oh, I also hate/don't like stupid, idiotic people who think they're cool - eg; Sasuke, and bitches - eg; Sakura. I also hate incest - but I love twincest nevertheless! I hate homework, even though I enjoy going to school. I'm also phobic with blood... -.-''

What do you Love?

1. SasuNaru! I swear, I'm a frantic worshipper of SasuNaru! I don't care what people will take me for, I will definitely tell the whole world the I LOVE SASUNARU! And I swear to God, those who hate/despise/loathe this pairing, I will send them to hell! Even if I can't do so, I will make a plan of sending them to hell! And I'm being DEAD SERIOUS! But those who loves SasuNaru like I do, please be my friend! :3

2. Gaara-kun! Yay! Omigod, I can't help loving the cute redheaded raccoon guy! I mean come on, he's sooooooo cute! I'd definitely give my whole life for him! Omigod, now his image is stuck in my mind, and can't forget about his cute face... Aws...I love you so much, Gaara-kun... :3

3. Sai! Yes, my new favourite character from Naruto! Okay, he actually belongs to Kai, but since we share the same body and mind...kukuku! But anyways, yes! I squeal every time I see him, just like whenever I see Sasuke and Naruto together or Gaara! lol! And he's became my invisible friend - why? 'cause he talks more than Gaara-kun! :P

4. Yaoi! Hehehe...thanks to SasuNaru, I've become addicted to YAOI! And I just can't get enough of them! I love, LOVE Hardcore yaoi especially, and one of my favourites is of course - Gravitation Megamix! (nosebleed) I already have four collections of Gravitation Megamix, and I still want more! lmao, I almost fainted from the loss of blood just now! xD

5. Mpreg! Yesh! Another one of my obsession! I don't give a fuck to those who don't like mpreg! I know it's impossible, so what?! Kyuubi's in Naruto's body is a hermaphrodite, and (s)he could get pregnant if Sasuke does Naruto! But anyhow, I'm not a great basher on those who don't like mpreg. It's your choice...but still, I LOVE MPREG! x3

6. Itachi-san!! Itachi-san, why did you have to die?! (cries and wails) Know what, I'm willing just to have him for one night - and I'm being serious! His face never fails to capture my heart every time I look at him - considering I don't look at him for too long! Hehe, love you, Itachi! x3

7. ItaKyuu! Yay! My favourite made-up pairing in Naruto - SasuNaru doesn't count 'cause it's real! xD But anyways, yep! I love ItaKyuu! My version of human Kyuubi is so cute! He looks just like Kai, but he wears glasses! Aw...isn't that so cute?? x3 And even though the pairing doesn't remind me much of SasuNaru, but they are still so cute together! x3

8. Naruto himself! Aws, he's just so fucking cute - Kai wanna try him once! lol, if Sasuke doesn't have anything against it! But he's so cute! Especially when he's using his babyish voice - like in Naruto Nippon where he's making love with Sasuke! xD I want to have a baby brother like Naru-chan!! x3

9. J-rock and J-pop! Yesh! Another obsession! Gawd, I'll never get over Japanese music! They can be so moving, so energetic, co funny, so playful and so darn cute! Especially Nano Desu, Passion after Battle and tons others that I could not remember right now due to my current mind condition! xD

10. SasuNaru! What can I say? I love them! x3

What do you Hate?

1. SASUKE! Yes, I am a Sasuke-basher - and I'm damn proud of it! I hate/detest/despise/loathe him! I don't care what any of you has to say, but I fucking hate Uchiha Sasuke! I hate his duck-ass hair, I hate his arrogant attitude, I hate the fact that he has a huge pole stuck in his ass, I hate the fact that he's being cold just because he lost his entire family, I hate the fact that he thinks he's so fucking cool! I HATE SASUKE!

2. Sakura! Ugh, the fucking bitch...I hate pink things, and that really includes the pink bitchy blob! She's much better in shippuuden, I have to agree, but in the first series...ugh! What the fuck was with her?! 'Sasuke-kun!' 'Sasuke-kun!' Omigod! She's really fucking annoying! But I'm very thankful to God - and to Masashi Kishimoto-san - for making her much more mature in Shippuuden! Sankyou!

3. Karin! Argh, the fucking bitch!! I loathe her more than I hate Sasuke and Sakura together! And I don't mean them as a couple! I'll kill everyone who thinks like that! But anyhow, the fact that SasuKarin existed makes me wanna puke! Why can't she just die or something? Or even better, go and mate with Suigetsu?! Yeah, she's way better off with the little fish! I FUCKING HATE KARIN!!

4. SasuSaku! (faints) Okay...I can't say anything! Just thinking about them makes me...ugh...I'm going to go sick! Next!

5. SasuKarin! Ugh...can't breathe...next!!

6. NaruSasu! OMFG, it just can't be NaruSasu! It's so wrong! How can such a cute person like Naruto be the seme?! And Sasuke is on the dark side - have you ever see a yaoi in which the uke is on the dark side?? No, right?! So it's just fucking wrong! And Naruto is younger than Sasuke! Even though I don't have much things against younger seme, but still! Geh!I hate, hate, HATE NARUSASU!!

What are your Favourite Animes?

Again, it'll take days...no, MONTHS, for me to finish listing all of my favourite animes, so I'll just list what I can think of now! Naruto, Bleach, CCS, Alice Academy, Blood, Furuba, The Law of Ueki, Ranma 1/2, UFO Baby, Gravitation, Sensitive Pornograph, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Slam Dunk, GetBackers, Prince of Tennis, Inuyasha, Doraemon, Shin Chan, Detective Conan, Death Note, Samurai 7, Star Ocean EX, Hunter x Hunter, Initial D, Jigoku Shoujo, Dragon Ball, You're Under Arrest and tons others! lol! xD

What are your Least Favourite Animes?

Well...I have a few, like FMA; sorry, but I really dislike this anime, Fairy Tail, .Hack, Dragon Ball GT and Tsubasa Chronicles

What are your Favourite Anime Characters?

I have so many that it's really hard to think off all of them in a small matter of time! Oh well, I'll just give you what I can remember! lol1 xD

Naruto: Gaara, Itachi, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Sasori, Pein, Deidara, Anko and Temari

Others: Renji, Ishida and Byakuya from Bleach, Syaoran and Touya from CCS, Natsume from Alice Academy, Hachi from Bloodplus, Hiei from YYH, Trunks and Vegeta from DBZ, Kyoh from Furuba, Fey and Kurogane from Tsubasa Chronicles, Ueki and Sano from The Law of Ueki and Iruga from Ragnarok the Animation

What are your Favourite Pairings?

Naruto: SasuNaru! No. 1 pairing forever! Others: SaiSaku, ShikaTema, ItaKyuu, KakaIru, ShinoIno, KibaHina, NejiTen, SasoDei, ZabuHaku, KakaTobi and PainKonan

Others: RenIchi, HichiIchi, ByaRen, IchiRuki and UryuuIno from Bleach, YukiShu and HiroFuji from Gravitation, RyuuRai from Death Note, both SyaoSaku from CCS and Tsubasa Chronicles, TouYuki and EriTomo from CCS, NatsuMikan from Alice Academy, HachiSaaya from Bloodplus, UekiAi from The Law of Ueki and RanAka and RyoUukyo from Ranma 1/2

What are your Least Favourite Anime Characters?

Not that many, but still, I'll list it for you guys!

Naruto: Sasuke, Ino, Sakura, Karin, Lee, Kisame, Yamato, Soigetsu, Kurenai and Udon

Others: Inoue from Bleach, Sakura from Tsubasa Chronicles, Ruka from Alice Academy, Solomon from Blood, Shampoo, Cologne and Mousse from Ranma 1/2 and Tomoyo from CCS

What are your Least Favourite Pairings?

Naruto: SasuSaku, ItaSaku, SakuIno, anybody with Sakura but Sai, ItaSasu(no incest!), SasuIno, NaruSasu(no, it must be SasuNaru!) and anybody with Sasuke but Naruto!

Others: SeguYuki from Gravitation, RukaMikan from Alice Academy, IchiIno from Bleach, KuroFey from Tsubasa Chronicles, SoloSaaya from Bloodplus, HieiKura from YYH and TomoSaku from CCS

Do you have any other Links?

Yes! In fact, I already put them here for you!

MyYearBook: Kai Kaito

Friendster: Koneko x Gaara

MySpace: Kaito Kai

YouTube: SabakuKeneko

Tagged: Kai

What are your Dreams?

To be a character in Naruto, to have Gaara and SasuNaru a reality, to be successful, to be the best-selling novelist in the world, to be the smartest person possible, to get back with all my friends, to meet all my friends in the world, to lead a truthful life, to live in pure happiness and most of all, to have all my dreams come true! Woot!

Translations

Since some of you out there are complaining on how much I put Japanese in my writings, I'll just put most of the translations here, so if you don't know the meaning of what I wrote, find it here! And no more complaining!

nani: what

nandayo: something like WTF

teme: bastard

dobe: deadlast/loser

baka: idiot

matte: wait

chotto matte: wait a minute

urusai: shut up

-kun/-chan/-san/-sama: honorifics

neko: cat

kitsune: fox

tanuki: raccoon

okami: wolf

itachi: weasel

demo: but

onna: female

hime: princess

sensei: teacher

hai: yes

iie: no

ohayo/ohayo gozaimasu: good morning

konichiwa: good day

ombawa: good evening

oyasumi/oyasumi nasai: good night

kuso: shit/darn it

shinobi: ninja

kunoichi: female ninja

okaa/kaa (usually used with honorifics): mother

ojii/jii (usually used with honorifics): grandfather/uncle

obaa/baa (usually used with honorifics): grandmother/aunt

oyaji: old man

itai: feeling - pain

sugoi: great

arigato/arigato gozaimasu/domo/domo arigato: thank you

onegai/onegai shimasu: please

kami/kami-sama: God

ne: hey/excuse me/is it

sumimasen: excuse me

gomen/gomen nasai: I'm sorry

ano: excuse me/hey

naze: why

nan desu ka: what is it

daijoubu: are you okay/I'm fine/it's okay

tasukette: help me

kawaii: cute

kawaiikune: uncute

usuratonkachi: total moron

ittadakimasu: an expression before eating

yosh: okay

ja/ja ne: see you later

sayonara: goodbye

gaki: brat

daisuki: I like you

aishiteru: I love you

-koi/koibito: lover/love/honey/baby

moshi moshi: hello

zenzen/dooitashimashite: no problem/you're welcome

ani/nii (usually used with honorifics): older brother

ane/nee (usually used with honorifics): older sister

otouto: little brother

aniki: big brother

daikirai: I hate you

kanai: wife

-danna: honorific for husband or master

honto ni: for real

yoroshiku/dozo yoroshiku: nice to meet you


Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
You're very happy-go-lucky.
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (It's really short, though...)
You're a good artist.
You can be clumsy at times.
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!".
You would surrender in a war situation.
(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious.
Sausages are your favorite foods.
(Not my fave.. but I do like them a lot !)
You like to walk dogs/your dog.
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
You work very hard.
Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
You've had issues with money once or twice.

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature.
You think everything over before saying it.
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

You isolated yourself during childhood.
You became very successful in a short amount of time..
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
You're good at practical tasks.
You need time to adjust to new people.

(6/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers.
You think you're awesome.
You love to invent things.

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films..
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
You're terrified of ghosts. (Not exactly "terrified" but...)
You know aliens exist.
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
You wear glasses.
(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea.
You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid.
You're very sarcastic and cynical.
Your cooking is awful.
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before.
You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate.
You think you have a great fashion sense.
You like wine.
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
You love red roses.
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
You're very proud of yourself.
You love culture and the arts.
You're very flamboyant.

You say you're a gourmet.
(7/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall.
You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
You wear a scarf all the time.
You love sunflowers.
You love vodka.
You can seem intimidating to other people.
You're very strong.
You have a big nose.
You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(3/10)

China (Wong Yao)

You're very mature.
You're very superstitious.
You're very religious.
You love pandas.
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
You love Hello Kitty.
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard.
You're good at drawing.
You like sweets.
(5/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised.
You're polite.
You love classical music.
You like cake.
You have a mole on your face.
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
You've composed music before.
You tend to call people 'morons'.
You wear glasses.

(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are.
You love hockey.
You love polar bears.
You hate fighting.
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
You often get mistaken for someone else.
You feel under-appreciated.
You're bilingual.

You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

You smoke.
You're very physically strong.
You've won a lot of fist-fights.

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
You like hot weather.
You can be very friendly from time to time.
You look very tough on the outside.
You make a very nice role-model.
You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(6/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth.
You like to wear flowers in your hair.
You used to be a very tough kid.
You're very reliable.
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
x You're very faithful.
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal.
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
You're very serious.
You have a lot of patience.
You think too much about philosophical stuff.
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
You're not very confident.
You were quite rebellious as a child.
People tend to walk all over you.
You're a born worrier.
(1/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

You're very flamboyant.
You're quite hyperactive.
You can be quite goofy.
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
You're very wary of strangers.
It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
You love pansies and corn-poppies.
You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

You're quite mean-spirited.
You're a bit of a hooligan.
You're very loyal.
You're very good at tactics.
You hate Russia.
You love to fight people.
You can avoid marriages quite well.
You're not always taken seriously.
You like drinking.
You want to become stronger.
(5/10)

I'm Poland! xD


The One in Complete Control, You are 200 Seme!

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.


You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Take the Quiz


((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))

1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"

2. Watch him faint

3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room

4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics

5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website

6. Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story

7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended

8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen

9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story

10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"

11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen

12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out

13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)

14. Challenge him to a game of DDR

15. Cry when you realize there's no DDR in that era

16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks

17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality times" with the snake

18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)

19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves

20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs


((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))

1. Call him cockatoo

2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face

3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"

4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"

5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi

6. Say that Itachi is way cooler

7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him

8. Call him emo

9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him

10. Call the fangirls when he's around

11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep

12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too

13. Take a picture of him like that

14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)

15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino

16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"

17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)

18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween

19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing

20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"


((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))

1. Steal his gourd

2. Make a graffiti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd

3. Steal his cookies

4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out

5. Then point at Gaara

6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are

7. Tell him Lee loves him

8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji

9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear

10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around

11. Tell him he's weak

12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty

13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"

14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)

15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)

16. Then sell it on E-bay

17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji

18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him

19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife

20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei


((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))

1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public

2. Then blame it on Kisame

3. Cut his hair when he is asleep

4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him

5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man

6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream

7. Put glue in his shampoo

8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him

9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish

10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him

11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door

12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you

13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"

14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"

15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame

16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke

17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return

18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)

19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)

20. Spread rumors that he is actually a girl in disguise


((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let me see how my name turned out like!

Kinomoto Koneko:

K: Really silly! Lol! XD
I: Loves to smile and laugh, that's me! X3
N: Can kick the shit out of you! Hell yeah!
O: Has one of the best personalities ever! LOL! XDDD
M: makes dating fun! You have my word on that! X3
O: Same again! Wow! Lol!
T: A very good kisser! I'm not sure, 'cause I'v never kissed anyone... O.o
O: The third one! LOL! LOL!
K: Really silly! Double silliness!
O: Fourth time! Yay!
N: Yeah baby yeah, don't mess with me!
E: Has gorgeous eyes, just like in anime! Lol!
K: Silly, triple time! XD
O: Fifth! Alright!! XDDDDDD


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie, Narutolovesme, Sabaku no Koneko


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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.


Something to think - and laugh - about

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?


SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.


You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;

You dream about SasuNaru all the time;

You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;

You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;

You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;

You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;

You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)

You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;

Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;

You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;

You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;

You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);

You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;

You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)

You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;

You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;

You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;

Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);

You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;

You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;

SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;

You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)

You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)

Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;

You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;

You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);

You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);

You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;

You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);

You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;

You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;

You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)

You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;

You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10);

and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?);

You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD;

You sigh as this list ends XD

(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Itachi
4. Temari
5. Kiba
6. Sai
7. Kabuto
8. Shikamaru
9. Iruka
10. Suigetsu
11. Pein
12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sai and Pein? OMG, I wonder how that'll turn out like! X3

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yep, she's hot - and very dangerous! XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O.O'' I dunno, but that would be one holy story! XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yep! Tons of them! Lol!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yep - but SasuNaru is the best! SaiNaru is 2nd, though! X3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? KibaIru? Yucky! Yucky! Yucky! Suigetsu and Kiba? Hm...dunno...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Haha, I dunno what he would do! Probably thinks he should do it with Orochimaru! XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Itachi has eyes for his comrade, Kisame's friend's brother, Suigetsu. Unluckily, Suigetsu is in the same group with his brother, and...find out what happen as he tried to lure Suigetsu out of Sasuke's group! XD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? ShikaGaa? Yucky! I'll only accept NejiGaa!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 'The Puppet's Healer', how about that? X3

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? NONE...incest is sooo wrong! XO

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope! Lucky me!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Pein? I guess yes! X3

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? OMFG!! NOOOOOO!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I'M BETTER THAN SASUKE AFTER ALL!" Lol!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Shikamaru? Dunno...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? SaiSasoGaa?! A mind-blowing smut is coming up! Please beware! This is a mtter of life and death! Beware! Lol!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Haha! "Wanna see my big sword? My dick is much bigger..." OMG, that would so hot - if Naruto doesn't faint or Sasuke doesn't have anything to say about it! X3

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Friends - but that lazy genius doesn't teach the Kyuubi container the real way of life..." Hm...now that's interesting!

20) How emo is Seven? Kabuto? EMO?! I don't know what to say! Kabuto, emo?! Hahahahahahaha!


1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Lemme see...Gaara, Sai, Naruto, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Pein, Minato, Temari, Shikamaru, TenTen and so many others that would definitely take me all day to list them all here! XD

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?SASUNARU!! And NEJIGAA! And tons other!

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both, but I LOVE YAOI!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
Someday - I hope... -.-"

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Lemme see...three Konoha headbands, two Konoha symbol pendants, one Gaara's gourd pendant, two Naruto wristband; one blue and one black with the steel plate behind it, one Akatsuki ring, one Konoha fingerless glove, tons and tons of SasuNaru fan arts in my computer - and my own as well, countless SasuNaru doujins, three Gaara keychains, several Naruto stickers, a few Naruto stamps, a Gaara figurine, a Naruto keychain...and that's about it - I forgot the rest :P

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Gaara-kun! And Sai - he belongs to Kai, no doubt about it! xD

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?Actually, neither - I prefer SasuNaru and ShinoKiba! x3

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
EW!! Go to hell, Sakura!! SasuNaru forever!!

9) Which team is your favorite? The Sand team! Yay! And Team 7! :3

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)YES YES YES!! I want good boy to be badass! xD

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?It's confirmed - but yes! I supported it from the very start of the story!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi! Sasori! Deidara! Fucking Hidan! lmao

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-Sasuke, he's a fucking bastard that has a huge - and I mean HUGE - pole stuck in that fucking asshole of his, and his fucking hair looks just like a duck's ass! DX

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?No, I just read the manga!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?Nope, but I do read all of Shippuuden's chapters!

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?No he doesn't, that's just the way he is!

17) Sub or dub? Sub! Fucking sub! Naruto sounds way too weird when dubbed! And as much as I like the Malay dub, I hate it when they change Naruto's dubber! DX

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti! FUCKING ANTI SAKURA BITCH! I fucking hate the fucking pink bitchy blob! DX

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Very funny, amusing, cute and adorable! x3

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Do YOU know who he is? TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! xD

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?Neither, he's an ugly beast!

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! She...he...okay, I've to admit, he looks just like a girl when I first saw him! Haku-chan! Haku-chan! x3

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome in a weird kind of way! xD

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?Naruto! Just think of him as a fucking hot nerd! Yum, I wanna have a taste of him! x9

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? SASUNARU! Yep!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
Yes! And damn proud of it! xD

27) Do you like lemons? YESSSSSSSSS!!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?Nope - I want to watch it though...

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes! They're fucking funny! xD

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Dunno, most of the people that I talk about Naruto to has already like Naruto...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? All the time! xD

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, they didn't say WTF is this, they say what is this? Then I answer, Naruto, then they reply, oh... XD

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life, yes, but not my grades! I'm way too intelligent to be as...as him! XD

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?Of course not! ...well, yes I am! What of it?!

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?No, at first I thought he was Minato's twin brother...

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? YES! And goddamn proud of that!!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, he's never sexy when he's normal, and he darn as hell won't be sexy when he's in the second stage of the curse seal! Ew, he looks like a fucking drag queen!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
TONS - and that includes myselves! xD

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? VERY VERY MUCH! XDDDDDD


This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be Sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.


IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


got this poem from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah


A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Little Uchiha by This's still Rin reviews
"Karena aku harus membersihkan dengan tanganku sendiri." "Jangan lakukan apapun.. Jangan katakan apapun.." "Aku mohon.. Sasuke.." "Ini permintaan sekali dalam seumur hidup, Sakura-chan.." Chapter 6 Updet..
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Long Week by Bianca Cai reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's hormones have been acting up a lot more than usual lately. So what happens when the two have to spend one week together? Will they confess their feelings for eachother, or drive themselves crazy instead. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth's in the Child by TheMightyKoosh reviews
Sasuke rapes Naruto, only to die leaving him to live with the consequences. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gay Like Me by Akira of the Twilight reviews
//AU SasuNaru// It all started with a seat change and a game, and now Naruto knows Sasuke's secret, which he really wish he didn't. So what’s a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,534 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Products of our Future by elloshort reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have to take care of their kids from the future. Their past as well as the fact that they are not really the parental type play a major role. But if something or someone upset the fates too much, their children may not exist. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,098 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Feeling That Has No Answer by This's still Rin reviews
CHAPTER 6! UPDATE! " Harusnya kau tahu bagaimana tersiksanya aku saat itu." SasuNaru. GaaNaru.Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Weapon, Perfect Weapon by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Without Zabuza and Orochimaru, Haku and Kimimaro were nothing more than broken weapons. They had no one to serve, no purpose to fill. However, now that they're together, can their broken pieces be joined? KimiHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kimimaro, Haku - Complete
Morning by darkalbino reviews
The kind that could only be so perfect with you. SasuNaru, PWP, oneshot, lemon -very lighthearted and playful- Early birthday present for FallenKarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unfaithful by stealth gato reviews
Sequal to Three Steps. Sasuke stopped cheating on Naruto, but has their relationship changed for the better? WARNING: Yaoi, Lemon, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile For Me by TrappedInHappiness reviews
AU, Konoha Uni students Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are best friends for a long time. What happens when one of them falls in love? Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Steps by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gets caught flirting at the bar. Inspired by the Lynyrd Skynyrd song. YAOI LEMONS SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home, SWEET, Home by Sassirin reviews
Hungry and exhausted from a day of work, Sasuke looks forward to a home-made meal. However, Naruto is unexpectedly on the menu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor by WTFChocobos reviews
Sakura has a crush on her marraige counselor. And when she asks Naruto for help, the blond soon too has a crush for the counselor. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Da Club by Fennie reviews
Sasuke goes to a new club for that nights lay, but what happens when he doesn’t it to be a one-night stand? Does his pick of the evening feel the same? SASUNARU, LEMON, YAOI, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet up after 3 years... rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kill me Kiss me by Lisea18 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet in a clearing. As usual they exchange harsh words and punches- but their constant fighting masks a deeper aggression... SasuNaru yes SasuNaru . Lemon PWP?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Promise Of A Lifetime by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Love In by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentines Day Kisses by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secession by asashouryuu reviews
When loyalty and service pull them towards opposite directions, which bonds will Sasuke and Naruto sever? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,518 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Massage by PunkyPenguin reviews
Sasuke got dragged to a spa by his older brother and he wasn’t happy about it one bit. But after he sees the face of the man that is about to give him a massage, maybe his day will turn out better than he expected. SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Incubus by Hope4love92 reviews
A day of witchcraft leads to a night of fun for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead end by theallpowerfullme reviews
Two years since anyones seen Naruto, three months since Sasuke came back from sound and now theres a little girl calling him father and a parent no where to be seen. SasuNaru mentions Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Living In a Nightmare by IceCreamXD reviews
."Sasuke." He looked straight into my eyes, with those eyes of his, ones that I used to love, now couldn't stand to look into. "Why did you do it?" A simple question. "I...I don't know." "I'm sorry," Sasuke stared at me, "It's over." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Machine by Cheness reviews
"Sasuke, I look like a freaking transvestite!" Sasunaru.WARNING: Very Mature content, Male Naruto with female bits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Started With A Review by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki never thought he would start a relationship through FanFiction-dot-net. That is, until he got a review one day. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reality TV Sucks by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Will you go on a date with me?” Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gotta Be Somebody by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All he wanted to do is sleep! by CassandraChristine reviews
In which Naruto is a neko Half cat person and Sasuke is a hung over crabby male who just wants sleep. For Ta-chan, my bestie! Yaoi, SasuNaru, Don't read if you don't like...Which poses the question why you would even look something up like this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisses by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sex buddies. Lemon, OOC, rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Raven by Chi.Z.B reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is an enthusiastic reporter with a new job: Find the Raven, Konoha City's savior. Sasuke is a man who wants to keep his secrets. The two meet and sparks fly. Will Naruto ever uncover the mystery of the Raven? SasuNaru. Warnings: Slash/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever by stealth gato reviews
What if you could be with the person you love forever? All you have to do is make them love you the same as you love them. Sounds easy... YAOI, LEMONS, LANGUAGE, ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's New Friend by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
A Gangster's Way by Wing of Darkness reviews
Naruto was requested to be Mrs Uchicha's private doctor but when he came to the mansion he nvr expected to be the fiancee of the terribly dangerous, horribly popular, and stunningly handsome Uchiha Sasuke the President of the great gangster group in Japan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,546 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Happy Endings by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Cinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last Minute Christmas by Arra Frost reviews
Sasuke has always despised Christmas, but of course he has to have the most Christmas happy boyfriend that ever did live. Last minute shoppers, last minute snow storms and last minute car crashes. SasuxNaru, shounen-ai, & xmas lights yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Friend, Rival, and Love by This's still Rin reviews
Sasuke kembali. Naruto... Bagaimana dengannya mengetahui kepulangan Teme-nya itu.. YAOI! SasuNaru! R&R Please.....
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2008
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Mr Uchiha by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accidentally get married. Read to find out what happens. AU, YAOI, LANGUAGE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Birthdays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Protection From Himself by Victoria Mortis reviews
naruto is tired of living his so called life and is tired of everyone calling him a monster. he decides to end it by cutting his wrists as he wants to die. he is then put under someones care. will love bloom between the two? read and find out. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cuts and Bruises by stealth gato reviews
Naruto comes home from a mission all beat up and Sasuke takes care of him... the usual fluff and smut. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight's Moon by Spoon10488 reviews
At the dead of night a raven haired teen silently made his away through the Uchiha compound. Yes he is leaving again, but this time he was not going alone. sasu/naru HJ, MPreg, M/M, Oral, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Incubus Guardian by argona reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot! Naruto is hurt and lonely. All he has as a friend is an imaginary voice created by his own mind or so he thinks. What happens when this voice takes on a real form? And not any form but the form of an Unhuman creature?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thin Glass by MissFap reviews
Naruto, a HS student, leads a normal life. One night while watching TV, he thought he saw an arm come through his bedroom mirror! Accidentally falling through, he lands himself in a world of magic and a prince with a head far up his ass! SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,110 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beastly Instinct by RendezvousPoint reviews
A nine-tailed cat as a pet is rare, but a nine-tailed cat that can transform into a human isn’t good for the heart. Especially if the boy-cat leaves delicious vibes of beastly pheromone in his wake, the one that put even humans to his feet. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beastly Instinct's Preview by RendezvousPoint reviews
A nine-tailed cat as a pet is rare, but a nine-tailed cat that can transform into a human isn’t good for the heart. Especially if the boy-cat leaves delicious vibes of beastly pheromone in his wake, the one that put even humans to his feet. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Kitsune by HK Keiji reviews
Iruka brings home a cute little stray fox, and Sasuke has to look after it. Little does Sasuke know that this fox would be the one to melt his icy and lonely heart... Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Pet by BakaNekoSan reviews
Being chased by Sakura sends Sasuke over the edge to try out a jutsu that he had never used before, turning him into a DOG! And what luck! Naruto suddenly wants one just in time to get Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu INCOMPLETE AND ADOPTED BY KitsuneLuvr88
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,141 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
These Nights by darkalbino reviews
I don't know why he does it...but I know why I let him. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Beginnings by Nigellica reviews
Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Coupons by Metallic Goat reviews
For Christmas, Naruto got coupons for ramen. For Christmas, Sasuke got coupons for sex. In all honesty, it was a win-win deal. Warnings: SasuxNaru, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly by iBroken reviews
SasuNaru While substituting as a marriage advisor for his brother’s boyfriend, Sasuke happens to find one of his newest customers fairly, attractive. Thus, he plans to cheat his way into his customer’s life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clean your plow and Stand the gaff by Spoon10488 reviews
sequel to 'Ride’em Cowboy'. Horseback-riding lessons? What kinky thing could I possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? As an Uchiha I’m sure I’ll think of something. Sasu/naru, Lemon, Yaoi, Slave/master, light bondage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ero Ero by doodlelover reviews
Naruto hates his life. Why did Iruka have to leave him alone with this pervert! In which Sasuke sexes up our favorite blonde. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ame ni Shichigatsu by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let The Game Begin by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Becoming stepbrothers meant becoming rivals. Competition extended into everything and then took the form of perverse. Naruto, are you willing to follow Sasuke to the next level or are you going to loose the game? SasuNaru, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissy Kissy Plan by hyan-hye reviews
Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates II by stealth gato reviews
part 2! if you haven't read the 1st one you need to cause it's awesome and also cause this one won't make sense if you don't. WARNING: yaoi, lemons, nudity, language, angst, drama, fluff, etc. Sasu/naru, naru/others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The DreamLike State by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I don't like guys! SasuNaru love story by Furofushi reviews
A SasuNaru romantic comedy about an unfortunate party that goes horribly wrong and leaves Naruto pregnant... with Sasuke's child. XD What's going to happen? Rated M for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kickstart My Heart by Joni-Lee reviews
Sasuke just wanted to go home....but Tsunade has other plans for him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates I by stealth gato reviews
First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,497 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ovesensitized by BloodHoarder reviews
Naruto wakes up with a major predicament...Heavy Sasunaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guiding Light by iBroken reviews
SasuNaru Naruto gets a bit of a surprise one day after a bit too many people hit on him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are married and have three children no, not mpreg . Sasuke is always cold to Naruto but when Naruto dies, how does Sasuke handle it? WARNING: yaoi, CHARACTER DEATH, language. Sasu/Naru m for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr and Mr Uchiha by makebelievegirl reviews
You may be my husband but you're also my enemy and I've never lost a target,Sasuke. And I won't lose one now. Read inside for summary. Mature. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Price Exchange by Wing of Darkness reviews
It's not anything about MONEY...it is about possessing what he truly wants...and that is NARUTO. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Narutosexual by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is not a heterosexual, not a homosexual, nor an asexual. Sasuke Uchiha, the great prodigy of Uchiha clan is… a Naruto-sexual. And the truth to be told... Extreme silliness. NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The School Girl and the Uchiha by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Naruto has played one too many pranks on a pair of vengeful girls, so when they get their revenge he may get more then he deserves. Yaoi SasuNaru, oneshot, M/M read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Paper Plane by Chemistry Romance reviews
For over three years Sasuke and Naruto has been sexually involved, but never romantically. You see, Sasuke was madly in love with Naruto, but what about the blonde? SasuNaru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Angel by whippasnappa reviews
Sasuke dies in an attempt to get back to Konoha, and is sent back as an angel to protect the one he died for, Naruto. Things go wrong when Sasuke finds Naruto seemingly unaffected by his death. Sasunaru, Yaoi. Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,740 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pain We Must Bear by kendonall reviews
Naruto has had a pretty rough past, and when Sasuke tries to reach out to him, he gets scared, and doesn't know what to do. Can Sasuke break through to him and help him cope with his past problems? Pairing: SasuNaru NaruSasu Plot is subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Turns You On, Teme? by Hologram Love reviews
Teme, What turns you on? Naruto asked. Sasuke's eyes widened. Err... Why? Oh nothing... Naruto is up to something suspicious! SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Looking In by Light Catastrophe reviews
As in all clichéd beginnings, it was a dark and stormy night when Naruto came across the home of Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto was lost. Sasuke took him in. They had sex. Naruto left. That was that. So they thought. mpreg, yaoi, angst, AU, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strip poker, Beer, Fun and Confessions by TheUnknownAuthorOfDoom reviews
Strip poker, beer, fun, awkwardness, and confessions. Will Naru be able to keep his mouth shut in his drunken state? SasuNaru, hinted ShikaTema and KibaHina. Oneshot. rated for nakedness? And language. Better than the summary suggests, really!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Party Time! by Blackrosebunny reviews
Sasuke has a diary or Journal, and here it is. His thoughts in 100 things, he's also throwing a party, and the next day he's got a mission as Naruto's owner for a slave ring bust. What things can happen at a party and a mission Nothing major... Right? OOC, Kinda crackish? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Appointments Are Fun by darkalbino reviews
Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome To My Romance by NariNari reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and Sasuke comes to wish him a happy one. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living With The Uchiha's by Katsutoshi96 reviews
Naruto, the son of a multibillionaire is sent off to live with his fathers friend for a few months, but when he realizes just what kind of family he's dealing with his life will be turned upside-down for good. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 Plus 1 Equals 3 by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke has a rather unusual reaction to Naruto's pregnancy and Naruto learns that things are not always as they seem. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unexpected Pregnancy of Uzumaki Naruto by S Girlie reviews
You've really got problems if the father of your children realizes you're pregnant before you do. sasunaru yaoi mpreg COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
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His Eighteenth Birthday reviews
Sasuke dared Sakura to give him what he wants for his eighteenth birthday after she won’t stop bugging him from it. What happens…when the kunoichi actually granted his ‘wish’? Late birthday fic for Sasuke-teme! SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, bondage, OOC, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sickness Much? reviews
Sasuke didn’t show up at the bridge where Team Seven gather daily one day, and his teammates got worried. Naruto was sent to take a look at him. What happens next? SasuNaru, OOC, PWP - birthday fic for myself! x3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creature of the Night reviews
Naruto has a father whom is obsessed with vampires. What will happen when one day, Naruto met a vampire himself? What makes things worse, he falls in love with the vampire! SasuNaru, AU, possible Mpreg, rated M for later chappies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Prince and His 'Capture' reviews
Prince Naruto ran away from the castle and was kidnapped by Sasuke. Being a pirate, the raven had a friend, Neji who was also a pirate. He, meanwhile, had a prince, Prince Gaara as a boyfriend! What will happen then? SasuNaru, NejiGaa, ItaKyuu, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Best Friend reviews
Sasuke met Naruto when they were four, and they became friends ever since. One day, they were parted, but they never forgot about each other. What happen when they met each other again twelve years later? SasuNaru, Saix? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,614 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Pet reviews
Sasuke and Naruto was assaulted on their way back to Konoha - and after defending Sasuke from a kunai, Naruto was transformed into a half human-half cat! What's more, he listens to nobody but Sasuke himself! What will happen next? SasuNaru, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Secrets reviews
Naruto is an orphan who lives with Iruka. One day when he got home from his part-time work, he found a cat and brought it home, keeping it as a pet. He named it Sasuke, not aware of the true identity of the cat. SasuNaru, AU, future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,797 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let's Dance Together reviews
Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto had been rivals since forever, especially in dancing competitions. One day, the teachers decided it would be best to pair them up in the next competition. What will happen next? SasuNaru, AU, possible OOC, future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's All because of Magnets! reviews
Magnets! S and S hate each other, S and N love each other! What's it all about? Read inside to find out! You'll love it! SasuNaru, OOC, language and lots of lemons! Oh, and an Mpreg as well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Bandages and Bondages reviews
Read on to find out what happen when we mix an empty school infirmary with lots and lots of bondages and two horny teenagers! SasuNaru, OOC, AU, hardcore yaoi, rushed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Forever reviews
After he confessed to Gaara two years earlier, Neji was finally making a move on him. Problem was, Gaara was still haunted by his past where he had been hurt. Would he be with Neji? Or would stay in his little shell and break his heart? NejiGaa, AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
A New Year, A New Beginning reviews
After breaking up with his boyfriend, Naruto got himself drunk. The next day, he found himself in a room - and the one who got him into the room was none other than his arch enemy and rival, Sasuke. Would anything happen between them? SasuNaru, AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wolf's Fox reviews
A fox named Naruto lost its family one day, leaving it all alone inside the dark forest of Konoha. The next day, it met a wolf named Sasuke. The two of them then started living together - but what happened when Sasuke got into heat? SasuNaru, shota, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I've Fallen in Love with You reviews
Namikaze Naruto was a huge superstar. Watch - read what happened when he was kidnapped, raped and accidentally falling in love with his raper! What would happen then? SasuNaru, lemon, OOC, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,357 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love reviews
Naruto had burnt his room, and he was currently living with Iruka. He was also having problems with Sasuke - love problems to be exact. What will he do to settle his problems? And will he ever find true love with Sasuke? SasuNaru, AU, OOC, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prince's Attendant reviews
To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tale of the Two Cats reviews
Iruka moves to Konoha with his cat, Naruto. On his first day there, Naruto met Sasuke who belongs to their neighbour and also Iruka's colleague, Kakashi. Full summary inside. SasuNaru, yaoi, AU & OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,836 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daisuki reviews
Naruto's parents have to go to America due to works. So, Naruto has to live with the Uchiha family in Tokyo since he has to sit for an important exam. He, however, has some issues with the yougest person in the family, Sasuke... SasuNaru, AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Love Story by Naruto reviews
Uzumaki Naruto records his love story, from the day he had first met his love until the day he had lost his virginity to his love. Who is his love anyways? Of course, it's nobody else but the guy called Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Love is a Lie, let Me Love You, Naruto reviews
The two best friends, Sasuke and Naruto, both have their own love lifes; Sasuke with Sakura and Naruto with Sai. They however, had been smelling something fishy going on with their lovers. SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku, SaiNaru and SaiSaku. AU, OOC, fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time in Love reviews
Yikes! Princess Naruto from Konohagakure is gone! Where could she...he be? Oh...he's right there...with...Prince Sasuke, the bastard from Otogakure? OMIGOD! What will happen? SasuNaru, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sensei, the Bastard reviews
Fifteen-year-old Uzumaki Naruto got a tutor for being so lazy and always the last of the class. Weird thing is, the tutor is his number one enemy, the eighteen-year-old Uchiha Sasuke... SasuNaru, lemon, OOC, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really, I Love You, Teme! reviews
A sequel to 'Will You Love Me, Dobe'. After they marriage, Naruto and Sasuke lived happily...or do they really? With their usual arguments, daily problems and all... And what! Naruto's pregnant! SasuNaru, yaoi, mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,076 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate that I Love You reviews
Sasuke is a new student in Konoha Private School. He became attracted to his first friend there, Naruto. He then swore to himself he would claim the blond no matter what... SasuNaru, yaoi, AU, OOC, slight fluff, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love You, Now and Forever reviews
Sasuke and Naruto used to be close friends when they were kids - but Sasuke had mistaken Naruto as a girl. When he returned home after ten years, he found out the truth about Naruto - and their feelings. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Will You Love Me, Dobe? reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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