Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Naruto.
Unexpected Family: Harry Potter Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, Destroyer of Evil Dark Lords and Single Parent? This is what happens when you don't read the fine print.
Wolfling- On Hold for now. When Harry was seven he was bitten by a werewolf. Due to his DNA and that of the one who bit him his changes are different from a normal werewolf. (Pairing Uncertain. Timeline added to chapter eight, and contains the information for all the of prev chapters.)
The Turner Family- WIP.Harry Potter and PotC crossover. Harry learns about his family history, and then finds himself in history. (Pairing: Harry/Jack though I'm not sure how long it'll take.)
The Werewolf and the Veela: This is just going to be a collection of one-shots for Draco/Remus lovers. 1.) The Full Moon 2.) Astronomy Tower 3.) Just A Dance 4.) I'll Be
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
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“Trouble for him,” said Harry calmly which caused the mobsters to look at him strangely. “So Lucius wants to sink his claws into me and become my guardian. I have a large amount of gold. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what’s going on but when life gives you lemons, take the lemons and squeeze the juice into someone’s open wounds.” --Harry Potter in A Twisted Timeline
I like what I like and I don’t like what I do like but I know that I like it anyways so I choose to ignore what I like and dislike because I know that I’m not going to like it. -- Cuthbert Binns in Over Their Heads By:YaoiCookie
Do not mess with healers for they are evil and have many tests to inflict upon your body. -- Harry Potter in The General Said I Would Have Days Like This By: Lady FoxFire
"It’s not our fault we’re not insane,” Hermione said, crossing her arms. “No offense, Luna.”
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus -- Never tickle a sleeping dragon
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don’t talk back and they’re always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won’t complain.
It's always so gratifying to completely confuse everyone.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.-- Steven Wright
When I'm old I don't want them to say, "She's so charming." I want them to say,"Be careful, I think she's armed."
Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
It takes 48 muscles to frown, 24 to smile, but only 4 to smack someone in the mouth.
I'm not cruel, I'm just evil.
I'm not evil; just misunderstood.
I'm not misunderstood; I am evil. Why deny it?
I will temperarily rule the world, forever.
You are twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I admire that in a person.
God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time and he'll evolve.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It's improbable, immoral and against my religion.
Life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen I'm about to bring meaning into your lives.
I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?
There are no personal problems that can not be solved through a suitable appilaction of high explosives.
Warning: Trespasseres will be shot.
Sometimes it is better not knowing.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
If at first you don't succeed, distroy all evidance that you tried.
If at first you do succeed try not to look too surprised.
Rule #1: I'm never wrong.
Love your enemies, it really pisses them off.
If all else fails...shoot the messenger.
People say Fate is a bitch. People say Destiny is a bitch. People say Karma is a bitch. In reality they are all the same woman, just dressed in different clothes.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
We fall so we may rise.
In the absense of light darkness prevails.
In the begining the univers was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. ~Douglas Adams
They say the right man will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.
Wake me up when it's over. ~Nara Shikamaru
If you're doing it like this; then you're doing it right. ~Jiraya -Pervy sage
Always stand up for your beliefs; even if you stand alone.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooo, let's get drunk and go to heaven. ~Bruce Aidells
I like to slap and then watch the wave. I like all of that. There's a name for men like me that like women like that. We're called Heterosexuals. Ladies, if your man likes you to be too skinny, very, very skinny, he's not your husband. He's your gay friend. "Someone's looking a little bit fat." "Really? Someone's looking a little GAY!" --Craig Ferguson "Does this need to be Said?"
-- CHINESE PROVERBS --
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
-- All Me --
If a person with a split personality sings a song, is it called a duet?
I was quite bored, so I ate the cat.
That's right I have a problem. But that doesn't mean you have the answer.
Lemons are fun. But Cherries are red.
You know how that skittles commersial says 'taste the rainbow'? Well how can you if there isn't any blue?
I have major issues. But that's okay I can deal with all the little blue people.
Honestly I wasn't trying to hurt the little brat. My hand just slipped a few times.
-- Spork and Bob --
Imaginary conversation between Spork and Bob:
Sp: You've lost it.
Another conversation between Spork and Bob:
Spork walks in with a few nails and a hammer.
Spork walks up to Bob with a frown maring his face.
Things that go bump in the night:
Spork runs into the dimly lit room and ducks under the couch.
Love and Tequila
Spork: SingingLove makes the world go 'round.
Spork: I've been thinking.
-- Funny --
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up,"Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
-- Hey Ya'll Look at this! --
Thank you for taking the Instant IQ Test.
I'm gifted isn't that awesome?
Miss Susie had a baby,
You are a Sadistic Seme!
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke