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Joined 05-07-07, id: 1273817, Profile Updated: 05-14-12
Author has written 1 story for Elder Scroll series.

Hello I used to write really shitty "yaoi" fics and now I write really shitty Skyrim fics

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Apartment by J.L.Lunar reviews
Gohan has moved out on his own, and is feeling a little home-sick. Piccolo stops by, however, and Gohan finds himself falling more and more in love with his former mentor. Piccolo x Gohan. (falls in canon, but would be considered AU)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11h - Published: 4/22 - [Gohan, Piccolo]
La Vendetta degli Amanti by giannimartelli reviews
Modern AU. Pairings: L/E, M/A, others. Paths cross, threads become tangled, and a murder and kidnapping set a hundred things in motion. Rated M for a handful of m/m sex scenes and some violence. IN PROGRESS BUT SLOW GOING DUE TO SCHOOL.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 126 - Words: 129,095 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Uchiha Sasuke's Diary by thecollectiveunconscious reviews
"Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Had awful dream where Uzumaki Naruto stepped out of a shower wearing nothing but a silk scarf tied around his waist. The silk scarf was adorned with little Uchiha fans all around the hem."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by XxDonMelloxX reviews
Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,335 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Vitruvian Man by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Leonardo. Started as a story fix when I couldn't hug Leonardo in time. Assassin's Creed II. Undergoing heavy language editing. No new updates yet, sorry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009
Sleep Talking by peoplegrowandchange reviews
In a fierce battle of deception and seduction, L and Light discover that falling in love is as hard to stop as a dream. L/Light ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Light Y., L
What Lies Within by xRayne-chanx reviews
LightxL/LxLight. Shonen-ai & some fluff. Just as Light and L come to terms with their seemingly impossible relationship, Light regains his power as Kira. Now he has a choice to make: kill L or forefit his vision of a better world?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Light Y.
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
How Ulfy Stormdrain Lost His Voice reviews
Alduin is a drag queen, Farkas is a caveman, General Tulius is a member of N-Dubz, Pitbull rhymes Kodlak with Kodlak, and the Dragonborn unwittingly prances through Skyrim causing havoc wherever she goes. No nonsense taking-the-piss fic.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
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