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Joined 05-07-07, id: 1273855, Profile Updated: 05-05-08
Author has written 44 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, and Bleach.

Name: Miana

Physical appearance: Wouldn't you like to know...

Age: Why should I tell you?

B- Day: 14th Oct.

Personality: The wierdest, freakiest, noisiest, alien type human that has invaded Earth... YOU EARTH SCUMS... I WILL CONTROL YOU ALL ONE DAY... just wait and SEE.. MY plans of invasion are PERFECT, PERFECT I SA Y!! Ya, My friends sometimes say I'm an alien. Eventually, I came to believe that. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...

Intrests: Skinning ppl alive. ITS HILARIOUS "looks around" what...??

Well, reading books, listening to music, annoying ppl really fun, and well creating plans on how to invade Earth. Also writting fanfiction, and reading it. Basically reaking havoc appon the wrld. WOOHOO... real fun.

Fav books, artists, and that shit: Anime: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Hikaru no Go, and Dragon Ball Z, and Sailor Moon, Love Hina, Fruit Baskets, Blood , and Gundam Seed, Princess Tutu, Elemental Gelade, Bleach, Bosou Renkin and many others

Simple Plan, Sum 41, Blink 182, Angels & Airwaves, Good Charlottle, Funeral for a Friend, Offspring, a few bands I forgot. I listen to all types of music.

Solo music artists: Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Nelly Furtado, and others, both girl and boy... OOOHHH OHH... pick me PICK Me...

"Yes Miana"

What was i gonna say... ohh what was i gonna say "starts jumping up and down hitting herself on the head"

(Think of Hami from "Over the Hedge")

Least Fav things: being misunderstood for a very unserious person. It annoys me because, I'm NOT stupid, i just like to laugh. Make me angry and you pay. Ask Hyperactive Hinata, we go to school together. Also read Harun's myspace. I have no idea what his URL is, so just search him up when u go on MySpace. Something like that when I'm angry.

Fav couples: Let's see... umm dont really have any. I think that Sakura isn't bad with anyone, or any other girl, besides Hinata, with anyone besides Naruto, Kiba and Shino. I mean GaaraxHinata is just WRONG. So his HinataxNeji. THEY ARE COUSINS PPL...Okay Ino and Naruto... uhhh NOOO!! other than that, only Neji TenTen. Everything else I'm fine with.

Least fav couples... I just mentioned that.

What else to say... READ and REVIEW... please...

here's my MSN: miana(underscore)rules(underscore)1234@hotmail.com

I love Gaara, yet I can't copy and paste this heart that says I love Gaara on it. If someone knows how, please PM me!! Arigato!!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If the person you know that should get run over by a bus does get hit but survives,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway),SharinganwarriorTribute('),sasukerules.org(i have done it AT LEAST 1,347 times i have many issues just ask SharinganwarriorTribute) Gaara-Ino4ever (I have fallen down a flight of stairs so many times, my friends wonder how come I haven't died, or even broken anything.)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their ass off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge")

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. Gaara-Ino4ever(I actually have this on my wall)

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i dodn't know what categorey music they would be

copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one)

copy and paste this if in your spare time you throw peanut butter at pigeons(you don't really have to but if you think about it, its must be hilarious)

copy and paste this if every time you see a bird you scream" Hey birdy birdy, hey Mr. birdie hey hey!Mr. birdie (Gaara-Ino4ever- I actually did it in school once... ya... hilarious, but bad experience... the bird pooped on me)

copy and paste this if you know someone who is afraid of the Keebler Elves(the elves that make cookies in trees)

copy and paste this if you think sasuke.org's profile is to long

copy and paste his if you think the following quesions are funny copy and paste this if you think the following questions are stupid and have no point to them these are random questions i got from a quiz on suta-raito.com(go to that website if you would like to do the quiz)

1) Some idiot tries to break into your bathroom.You:

Lock the bathroom door.= )

Depends...what if they just need to go?

Is...this based on what i did yesterday?

Threaten you have a killer tiger with you

Scream and start chanting: DOOM ON YOU

2)You eat butter with:

BUTTER!?

Um i eat butter...with toast...

A SPORK!

A spoon maybe I don't eat it i throw it at houses

3) You found a penny on the ground.You:

Pick..it up

Sell it to an old lady for 5 pennies

Poke it with a dog's tail.

Steal it. Even though you found it...

4) which activity would you rather do...

hang out with BFS(best friends)

throw peanut butter at pigions(that comes up once again)

hide from the scary creatures in the outside world

sell overpriced candy to little kids

lay back and relax

(this is the 5th and final question) How many fingers am i holding up?

WHOA!

20?

6

You're scaring me

Banana!

Okay so... WHO WaNtS CoooooooooooKIIIIESSSS... and chocolate milk...

(Gaara-Ino4ever cracks up laughing... for no particualr reason... the goes and hugs her Gaara-Raccoon toy... ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE... I also have one where he's wearing a panda suit...)

IF ANYONE FINDS WHAT IS BELOW THESE WORDS OFFENSIVE PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE SO I KNOW TO REMOVE IT!! THANK YOU!!

101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someones roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someones shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you dont want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesnt rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other peoples parties.

102. Use 102 instead of 101 for your lists.

(c) 1996, Wit Publishing, Inc. _

I am sorry if anyone finds what is below offensive. If you want me to take it off my profile send me a message. i just thought it was funny so i posted it.

The SHIT List

1. GHOST SHIT: The kind that you feel the SHIT comes out but there is no SHIT in the toilet.

2. CLEAN SHIT: The kind where you SHIT it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

3.WET SHIT:The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped. so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you wont ruin them with the stain.

4. SECOND WAVE SHIT: This happens when you are done SHIT-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to SHIT some more.

5. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

6. LINCOLN LOG SHIT: The kind of SHIT that is so huge you are afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush first. 7.

GASSY SHIT: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.

8. DRINKING SHIT: The kind of SHIT you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

9. CORN SHIT: Self-explanatory.

10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-SHIT, SHIT: The kind where you want to SHIT but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. SPINAL TAP SHIT: Where it hurts so badly coming out of your butt, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

12. WET CHEEKS SHIT: (The power dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

13. LIQUID SHIT: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

14. MEXICAN SHIT: It smells so bad, your nose burns.

15. UPPER-CLASS SHIT: The kind of SHIT that doesn't smell.

16. DANGLING SHIT: This SHIT refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

17. SURPRISE SHIT: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but ooops!! --a SHIT. _

Computer Viruses

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting.

BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)

MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying to much for the AT&T virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN twice if by C:\

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS #2: Their is sumthing rong wit your komputer, ewe jsut cant figyour out watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Prbably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each one does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PC's infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time. (Plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin error.)

TERRY RANDLE VIRUS: Prints "Oh, no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail?" message.

TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. ADAM AND VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erractically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

FRUEDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

PBS VIRUS: Your program stops every few minutes to ask for money.

ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow, lazy, then self destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.

SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks. J

IMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.

IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.

STAR TREK: Invades your system in places where no viruses have gone before.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for 4,500.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.

CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.

LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense."

CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS: Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it.

ORAL ROBERTS VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, it's programmer will take it back.

RABBI VIRUS: Prevents your computer from working from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday-and finally snips the end off your power cord."

SAM NUNN-FOR-PRESIDENT VIRUS: Your computer simply refuses to run."

BILL BRADLEY VIRUS: Your computer's logic board gets fed up and quits out of the system."

GERALDO VIRUS: Coats your screen with a slime that even Windex 95 can't remove."

MELROSE PLACE VIRUS: Every Monday night your computer runs a bunch of stupid self-referential subroutines that look great but lead nowhere."

If anyone finds what is below offensive, or anything above, please send me a message so i can delete it.

Men vs. Women

On the subject of men: I've been a member of the gender for 24 years. I've stumbled through many of the stages of becoming a man, including wildly irregular voice changes at the age of 12, acne attacks in my teens, major crushes on girls who still do not know I am alive and periods of time when I knocked over or broke everything in sight because I had grown seven inches in four days.

Regarding women: You could take what I know about women and place this information in a hollowed-out walnut shell, and still have room left for a network executive's brain. But that has not stopped me from observing, questioning, applauding, admiring, and wondering about women.

One basic truth: Men and women are different. Now, this may seem a little simplistic, but the fact is, for a period of about six months in 1973, it was very fashionable to believe that we were all persons first, and members of our gender second. This, of course, was so much hooey.

We are different -- in our habits, and in the way we react to environmental stimuli and the way we spend our leisure time; and we are especially different when it comes to our attitudes regarding relationships. My personal observations have uncovered many significant differences between men and women.

RELATIONSHIPS

First of all, a man does not call a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of going out, or, in some unfortunate circumstances, "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis."

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry, and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men are Morons." Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. For six months, his ex may not hear from him, but then, at three on Saturday night/Sunday morning, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total bch. But I want to let you know there's always a chance for us."

This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call. Ninety-nine percent of all men past the age of 21 have made this call at least once. Some men make a career of these calls. There are community colleges that offer extension courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

SEX

Women prefer 30 to 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 to 45 seconds of foreplay, less if at all possible. For the man, driving back to her place is considered a part of foreplay.

MATURITY

Women mature at a much faster rate than men. Most 17 year old females can function as adults. Most 17 year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

HATS

Women look good in hats; men look like idiots.

GROCERIES

A woman knows how to shop for groceries. She makes a list of the things she needs, and then goes to the store and buys these things. A man does not shop on a frequent basis. He waits until the only items left in his refrigerator are an opened can of Schlitz and a half a lime. Then he goes grocery shopping. A man buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on the Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items or less lane.

MAGAZINES

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Naked men elicit laughter from women.

HANDWRITING

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

COMEDY

Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of the Three Stooges comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The woman will roll their eyes and groan and wait it out.

BATHROOMS

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical American women's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Most men take only 2-3 minutes to relieve themselves. Women's Restrooms always have long lines.

GOING OUT

When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready, as soon as she finds her other earring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup.

CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

SHOES When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip in Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.

LEG WARMERS

Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants. A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in A Chorus Line.

MIRRORS

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store window, toasters, Joe Garagiola's head.

MENOPAUSE

When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.

THE TELEPHONE

Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and hopes and dreams.

LOW BLOWS

Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on television. One of the figures is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh gee, that must hurt." The man doubles over and actually feels the pain.

DIRECTIONS

If a woman is out driving, and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there." and, "I know I'm in the general neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store."

ADMITTING MISTAKES

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.

RICHARD GERE

Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

NICKNAMES

With the exception of female body builders, who call each other names like "Ultimate Pecs" and "Big Turk," women eschew the use of nicknames. If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah, and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah, and Michelle. But if Mike, Dirk, Clint, and Jack go out for a brewski, they will affectionately refer to one another as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain, and Useless.

TOYS

Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.

PLANTS

A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.

MUSTACHES

Some men look good with mustaches. Those men are Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. There are no women who look good with mustaches.

DAVID LETTERMAN

Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.

CAMERAS

Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out 4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

LOCKER ROOMS

In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

LAUNDRY

Women do the laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were really hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatsuit inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of dirty clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat, but this is only a myth perpetuated by old reruns of Love American Style.

POLITICS

Men love to talk politics, but often they forget to do political things such as voting. Women are very happy that another generation of Kennedy's is growing up and getting into politics because they will be able to campaign for them and cry on election night.

WEDDINGS

When reminiscing about weddings women talk about "the ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party."

CHEERLEADERS

Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all American. Male cheerleaders are scary.

SOCKS

Men are sensible about socks. They wear argyle socks or standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. Socks with pictures of clouds on them. Socks that are cut way below their ankles. Socks that have little fuzzy balls on the back.

GARAGES

Women use garages to park their cars and store their lawnmowers. Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.

MOVIES

For women their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivien Leigh for the first time in Gone With the Wind. For men it's when Jimmy Cagney shoves grapefruit in may Clark's face in Public Enemy.

NUDITY IN MOVIES

Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

JEWELRY Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.

THE MOST IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE OF ALL

Colored underwear. Women are allowed, in fact encouraged, to wear colored underwear. There is no reason for a man to ever, ever, wear anything besides solid white.

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Tough by ArcGreen reviews
She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,527 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ino Y., Gaara
Coffee by Izzy2119 reviews
A cute story about Ino going to get some coffee and running into a certain red head! GaaraxIno, AU, implied KankuroxKiba... Possible continuation,lemon? Note that I wrote this at 7am after not sleeping all night, so it might be a bit off. *Song by F.Cuz*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
I Didn't Just Say That Out Loud by ninjaboy76 reviews
ShinoxTemari n GaaraxIno. Please read n I hope you like it. Warning: New chapter is a lemon, rest of it is fine, just beware of chappy 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Ino Y., Gaara
Roses Because Aishiteru by Mellierox66 reviews
Ino is sick of her boring job at her family flower shop. Worst of all, she doesn't have a boyfriend and she's starting to get a little desperate. What will eventually bring the perfect boy too her? InoxGaara. Will be rated M for lemon in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Ino Y., Gaara
Ah! Naruto! by Kytranis reviews
Naruto gets one wish as a kid and wants a mommy, aww... wait. The one granting it is Urd? Oh! My! Goddess! Konoha won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,243 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Urd, Naruto U.
My Happy Ending by Gino Santangelo reviews
REVAMPED! The teachers have had it. The feud between Gryffindor and Slytherin and Mudblood and Pureblood needs to end. The war is approaching and desperate times call for desperate measures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Birthday Suprise by AlexaSinead reviews
Hinata doesn't always get the birthday she always wants... but Naruto always there to make all better. New Chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Don't Know You Anymore by Self-Proclaimed Penguin Queen reviews
The Aftermath of everything. Sasuke comes home, yes. But what has he come home to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sanctuary by Guardian MusicWolf reviews
In our lives we all search for an area where we will not be hurt, mocked, or shunned. In our lives we all search for a sanctuary. Naru/HIna; Cloud/Aerith
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Entrapment by CricketsInTune reviews
Hermione Granger finds herself trapped inside the Malfoy Manor by a curse with none other than Draco Malfoy himself. They'll need each other to get out, but also for a need neither one of them has the power to deny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,216 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A new chance by finalsliver reviews
with Naruto's last moments at hand, he is given a wish, a wish he could use for anything, but only one. what shall he wish for, and what will be the consequencies? please R&R
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Shortest Straw by Napoleon Clocks reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
The Truth is in Her Lie by liastories reviews
Because in this lie, he found his closest truth..." HGDM, angst, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Story by cutiexoxo reviews
Love Story" by Taylor Swift. Oneshot songfic. What happens when Draco and Hermione finally tell everyone about their relationship? Read. Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Team 7's New Teammate by Itachirules.org reviews
Team 7 get's a new female team mate that has a special secret, can she keep her secret while making and annoying her friends in Konoha? And what connnection does she have with Orochimaru? Sasx?,NaruxHina and others further on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Stumped by shelvesinthecloset reviews
Sometimes Shikamaru thinks a little bit too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Petal picker by xXThePrincessOfBrokenDreamsXx reviews
If the answer is she loves him she dies, If its she doesn't love him she dies. Short oneshot, not all that good but I asked for a request and this is what I got. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Akatsuki plus two girls equals utter chaos by Itachirules.org reviews
2 girls ask to join the Akatsuki and chaos results. Pairings: DeidaraXOC ItachiXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Almost by shelvesinthecloset reviews
Because almost isn't good enough. Pairings: ShikamaruxTemari and InoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Unaccepted by Cornelia93 reviews
What will Cornelia do when her parents kick her out because she's pregnant? Caleb abandons a war against Phobos and Lillian knows everything about the guardians. Read to find out. COMPLETE
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Caleb, Cornelia H. - Complete
Birthday Kiss by shelvesinthecloset reviews
It's tradition for Ino to give the guys a kiss on their birthday. But she doesn't think Sasuke will like that. To Sasuke's dismay, she tries giving him something else. What does Sasuke have to say about that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Matter of State by shelvesinthecloset reviews
After Gaara's siblings decide its in his best interest and Suna's if he gets married, a leaf kunoichi is picked and a marriage is arranged. Can Ino and Gaara find love despite the circumstances?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,276 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
ROAD TRIP! by Icela1000 reviews
The Kohana genin go on a road trip and camp out for a while as well... DUN DUNN DUUUNNNN!Parings: SasXOC KibaXOC NaruXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007
For Mother's Day by Itachirules.org reviews
This is for Mother's Day, its a day late, I didn't post it yesterday cause I didn't have enough time. Dedicated to my Mom, and all other great moms out there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imagining pasts, and begining new ones by wiltsfan1993 reviews
After a terrible fire, Wilt was left alone alive in the rubble until Akatsuki found him, now he is a member. What will happen? OOC Wilt, maybe a romance, and Hidan's swearing mouth.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008
A Waking Dream by Just A Girl1550 reviews
Fakir has a bad dream, and amazingly when he wakes up, and tells Ahiru, she is turned into a human again, but is this all just a dream? Or a weird twist of fate?
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Boy Of My Dreams? My Nightmares? What? by tishthefish reviews
Lily Evans goes on a blind date, with... unexpected results. Post DH, slight spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Vines by Saka Salrin reviews
All the char apear in this story as well as many new char. NaraHina Neji? LeeTen SasSak GaaIno Kiba? ShikaTema and a few others. Reviews good, bad and crazy welcome! Warning this story contains my imagination as well as angelfoxtails so be warned.Funny!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Breaking Point by sugarmonkey778 reviews
The breaking point is the point at which you just can't take anymore. So the sentence "everyone has a breaking point" has to be true, and Yamanaka Ino is no exception, right? And when she hits it who will be there to catch her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - [Ino Y., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Taken by Talleen reviews
BV - The Queen of Earth, having been threatened by the most powerful king in the Galaxy, has no choice but to offer her only daughter, to the King's son. Prince Vegeta of Vegeta-sei. However, neither party is exactly comfortable with the arrangement.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,420 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta
Lost, Now Found by K94evur reviews
WAY going into rewrite. definetly coming back, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stupid sand by Masumi-Chan reviews
Ino/Gaara. CRACK. Sand is stupid, Flowers are dumb. Then why do they keep these offending objects?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
My Goddess And Angel by themadanimeotaku reviews
Rated M for Violence, Naughty Lemons, and anything else that I can think of. Deidara is caught grieving over the loss of Sasori. Ino slips into a depression that she has no idea if she can get out of. Can these two ninja find true love? DeidaraXIno fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
Every Hero Needs A Sidekick by Sami-SDGForce reviews
When Ben finds a hurt creature, br-n'-s 'im back 2 the Rust Bucket, & nurs-s 'im back 2 health. Now, he's got 'imself a new pet, who makes a good friend, & an even great-r sidekick. Oh well, every good hero needs 1. Go figure!
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - [Ben T., OC] Gwen T., Max T.
Flower and Ice by angelforshow reviews
Discont.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who Would You Be? by T.H.E Hero Story reviews
One question becomes a halarious story, painful for Naruto, funny for us.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Loveology by Janers reviews
As Lily and Severus' friendship deteriorates, the Marauders' antics lead to both Lily and James becoming involved with the last person they would have ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
She Will be Mine by wonderwoman29 reviews
InoIta. itachi loves Ino and wants her for himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Ino Y., Itachi U. - Complete
lovetrails by wonderwoman29 reviews
ino loves Shika. this is their story of trails of getting together and after. they endure wounds, physically and mentally to tell each other of their feelings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A new turn on things by authorofmyownmind reviews
Somethings changed about Hermione. New look, new life, new attitude. HGDM rated M just in case. now complete. Sequel already in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Credit Cards Can't Buy Everything! by armsaroundmyneck reviews
One trip over the christmas holidays. The only two seventh years get paired up. Stuck in India with only one credit card that will eventually run out what will they do? Eventual Dramione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fox's and Snake's by grim500 reviews
after naruto was betrayed at an early age by the one he loved he soon starts to change Naruto X harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hanakotoba no kazukazu by x Ino Fan x reviews
Ino had never felt that flowers had meant so much. [[GaaraIno]] Edit: New chapters added, no longer a oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles: The Half Blood Prince by lionheart555 reviews
NarutoHarry Potter. Seven Shinobi from Konoha , The Hidden Village in the Leaves, go to Hogwarts on a one year mission. They're job: protect the school from Death Eaters and the powerful Cloud Shinobi. Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,229 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U.
The Difference Between by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
Just a short WillxCaleb drabble. Will ponders her relationship with Caleb on a rainy day looking out the window.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Will V., Caleb - Complete
So? by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
In which Kakashi has a grudge against Shino and Sakura loses her patience. KakaSaku oneshot. WARNING: Crack in high doses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Raspberry Everlasting Chewing Gum by Cherlemagne reviews
When Lily woke up, she expected a bad day. But she never would have thought that it would be so bad. A chewing gum tests all her strenght. Fun story, enjoy and hopefully laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Akatsuki Breakfast time! by Itachirules.org reviews
What happens during breakfast one day at the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Bitter Scent of Coffee by reader17 reviews
His kisses were the sweetest in black coffee, but all that was left was just the bitter scent. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Achoo! by jesuistigerlily reviews
Neji is sick. NejiTen. First fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
So UnHermione by sointoMalfoy reviews
What happens when a certain Hermione Granger gest horny? DHR Read to find out [twoshots, second in progress] R&R's are greatly appreciated. WARNING: OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Holiday by kokostars reviews
Santa has a new gift for Hermione this Christmas. : First Harry Potter fic. RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dark Sorcery by Katana Kunai reviews
Sent there to help the ignorant humans and save them from the vampires, Howl was starting to lose hope in finding the one who could save him. Then, in came Sophie Hatter, a young woman who needed saving from her life. could they perhaps help each other?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2007
Sleep Tight by EroticFriendFictions reviews
After an attack by the Delightful Children, Numbuhs 3's room and Numbuh 4's room are destroyed. Where will they sleep? 34
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Love and Healing by LittleMissMudblood reviews
Why does Draco Malfoy, of all people, show up on Hermione's doorstep one summer night of their seventh year and why does she take care of him? okay this is my first Fanfic so be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Milk and Cookies by animesrule9 reviews
InoxSasuke It's set when Naruto and the rest were in the Academy. It's a normal day, until someone takes Ino's cookies and she's determined to find out who. Fluffyness. Sasuke may be OOC like some others. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please Remeber by Jatieluv reviews
Kuki Is in the T.N.D. now and so is the rest of Sector v, but she doesn't know this. She is finding it difficult without her friends, but more importantly Wally. So What happens when she sees him?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
sand on the leaf by genderless-dude reviews
Gaara is sent an invitation to Konoha's foundation festival but ends up acompanying some leaf ninja on a mission, can he keep his feelings to himself when a cirtain flower girls involved? set after 3 year time skip, GaaraXIno. I don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y.
Together for Never by T.H.E Hero Story reviews
This is poem is about Sakura and Sauske. Please read and review. What the now hard heart rose will say to the wanting fool.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Charm by HappyxBirthday reviews
Sakura, Ino, Naruto, and Sasuke, are living together in a small little house in Konaha, with everyday family problems. Pimples, bad grades, perversity. The works! But Ino is beginning to get frightened by Sasuke's behavior....Has he gone mad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Ino Y., Sasuke U.
The Basement by LackOfMonkey reviews
There is something in the basement... DISCONTINUED!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Wilt
Together, They Dream by swingsetxmemory reviews
They each dream differently, they each want different things, but together, they are Team Seven. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Deathly Dreams by swingsetxmemory reviews
Dreams to broken promises, how can it change so fast? Oneshot..I'm bad at summaries, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Crimson Tears by shadow angel of death reviews
another poem i thought up a while ago
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007
How to get Sasuke Uchiha to Kill You by Itachirules.org reviews
17 ways to annoy sasuke so much that he kills you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding by ohwhatsherface reviews
NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Marriage From Hell by JunkieFiction reviews
Gaara and Ino have an arranged marriage, total chaos. You'll have to read it I suck at summaries. It's my first Naruto Fan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Gaara, Ino Y.
Destiny of the Demon by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Flower Tales: Hinata by Mr. Lee reviews
A series of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. Next up is Hinata. Title is A Lavender Tale. Inspired by KinRyu Chikara. Rated T for fluffiness and just a drop of angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crumbling Salvation by Serria reviews
Ryuk reflects on Light Yagami at the end. He thinks that humans believe in some pretty funny crap sometimes. And other times, that crap isn't very funny at all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Naruto Flower Tales: Tenten by Mr. Lee reviews
A series of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. Next up is Tenten. Title is Perfection. Rated T for fluffiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Naruto Questions And Answers by Cherry Blossom Petals12 reviews
This is a story where you get to ask the Naruto characters questions. I mean every character! Even Orochimaru!I'll make them longer soon!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Naruto Flower Tales: Temari: A minitale from TCOC by Mr. Lee reviews
A series of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. Next up is Temari. Title is My Pretty Lily. A minitale from The Clan of Currents. Rated T for fluffiness and just a pinch of angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Before There Was Rain by HappyxBirthday reviews
Ino lives in Konaha, with all of her classmates, she trains with her team everyday. But will she be able to face the crushing future before her? Rated T for launguage...Possible M in the future..InoxShika.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Serpentine Tease by Vylet Lust reviews
Kakashi&Kurenai. Kurenai is having a hard time to get Kakashi's attention away from those filthy books of his. However, the only way she have to get it is to tease and show him the way of the snake. Will Kakashi play her game of teasings? Chapter 3 Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Naruto Flower Tales: Sakura by Mr. Lee reviews
A series of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. Next up is Sakura. Title is First Love, Last Chance. Rated T for fluffiness and a touch of angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Flower Tales: Ino by Mr. Lee reviews
A series of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. First up is Ino. Title is The Bet. Rated T for fluffiness and angst. Please read Extra Note before reading.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Unanswered by Kyra4 reviews
He dove in after her... but why? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye by Araine reviews
In the moments of his death, Yondaime Hokage reflects back on the son he never knew and the nameless woman he loved. Oneshot, Flash Fiction, Drabbleish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Flowers for Gaara by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
When Neji Eats Candy! by thaikeroppi reviews
Tenten gives Neji some candy...that's when it ALL goes wrong!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Little Baby by Castoro Chiaro reviews
He’ll always be my little baby, for now and always. Ever since his birth, ever since I first held him in my arms, I knew my little Mac would be my bright baby son. OneShot.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Please Make It Stop by Okami No Yume reviews
Just a silly little fic about ZIM being stuck with GIR in the Voot cruiser for six months, and what his thoughts might have been. Based on the first IZ episode. Please R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Dib, the BeltSander, and Bigfoot by Okami No Yume reviews
This is an idea that literally just popped into my head. Based on a comment in the first IZ episode. My first attempt at a ZIM fic, please R&R! One shot! I hope it's funny!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
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Breathe : Of Flowers and Sand reviews
Ino and a team of 7 medics are sent to find survivors. By the Gedo statue she finds the Kage - priority healing - talking to his former tailed beast. Babbling, trying to be helpful, Ino gets herself caught up in something she may not be able to handle. And the whole way through, Ino has to remind herself to breathe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/5 - Ino Y., Gaara
A Change of Heart reviews
Sixteen ninja were asked to come and protect Hogwarts. It began as a mission and only that,but it ended as a battle to the death, for dignity, for honor, for friends. And even those they hated most sided with them in the end, for justice, for the truth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Naruto's true colors reviews
Naruto receives a quiz, and has an answer that contradicts everything he's learned so far. But how will this answer teach his who class something they have been leaving out all this time, and forgive Naruto. NaruOC... please read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Babysitter Fiasco reviews
Ino's parents go to visit her uncle Pein Akatsuki leader for a year, and Deidara get's stuck babysitting a 17 year old girl. For a year. But why did Itachi get the job of doing the same with Sakura, and why did the Hokage agree to all this? R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Deidara, Ino Y.
When I'm Gone reviews
Itachi kidnaps Ino because he thinks he may have feelings for her. And after a while, Ino starts to enjoy the utter chaos at the Akatsuki base. But why isn't Tsunade allowing anyone to go after Ino? What was the deal between her and Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
The Days are Just Packed reviews
Hermione gets a bright idea to call the fifteen ninjas Konoha Twelve and sand sibs to protect Harry Potter, and of course, they don't turn down the mission. They come to Hogwarts and have the time of their lives. It's almost as if they never left Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2008
Uzumaki Naruto Rebirth reviews
Inscribed on the gravestone, Sakura had noted before she had walked away, were simple words… “I’m not dead…” Her hand trailed over the kanji as drops of the depths of her broken heart fell onto the cold stone, staining it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Between Galaxies
Ema, a queen. Gaara-the Kazekage. 300 light years in between their planets. After twelve years after they last saw each other, Ema invites Gaara to come visit. Will sparks fly?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Gaara
Promises in the Wind reviews
A oneshot unless more requested. Life is never what it seems to be. Nothing is what it is. Hinata and Naruto learned it the hard way, but at least, they got something out of it. A love stronger than life was just a promise in the wind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lemonade, anyone? reviews
Arranged marriage? Temari insane? Kazuki-Gaara's CODENAME...Ino sighed. Her life was a wreck. She was on a mission to seduce him, and now she was getting married. Oh my oh my. Anyone want some lemonade..its cold and refreshing unlike her used up life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y.
It's All About Us reviews
“You’re right,” Hinata sighed as she stared at the fence. The breeze lifted, the splitting cold forcing her to raise her lavender eyes to the sky… “It’s all about us…” The four behind her nodded as the wind driven snow circled around them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008
With Time reviews
It was five years since the accident. Five years later, Ino and Gaara begin to remember something that should have stayed forgotten. If only her mother wasn't so careless. The memories should have stayed buried, but everything will re-surface With Time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gaara, Ino Y.
How to Properly Dominate the World reviews
Anti-Sakura fic. Like Sakura, don't read. Naruto, the three Uchiha, Gaara, Temari, Ino Shikamaru, Hinata and Malina Team Snake team up to TRY to take over the world. Let's have fun-Naruto style
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008
Whats the Rush reviews
SasuSaku.. Doesn't every boy deserve a chance to get laid... Contains explict scenes...rated M for a reason. Major OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Japanese SPA
A series of oneshots. The smell rose of rice and green tea inside the SPA as the girls sat in the mud bath, talking. ALL AND EVERYTHING INCLUDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008
Whoever Mentioned Love? reviews
Raven TT leaves her beloved abode in Gotham City as it became another place she didn't belong to. So she decided to return home. GaaraxRaven TeenTitans and Naruto crossover. Don't like, don't read Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Gaara
The Fall of a Sparrow reviews
She killed him, she loved him, she can't get him off of her mind. She meets him, they fall in love again...and then he dies. Kaien-Rukia throughout most of the story. Ichi-Ruki at the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kaien S., Rukia K.
As I Lay Dieing reviews
His name is Uchiha Sasuke, I am Hermione Granger, and this is the story of how I joined the Dark Side. Ninja side actually. You'd be surprised at the irony of my tale. HPxNaruto crossover NOT A SASUKE x HERMIONE PAIRING! please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2008
Masked Faces reviews
HPxNaruto crossover. What happens when all of the Naruto characters go to Hogwarts..Answer: chaos ensumes, and catastrophe takes place. From Potions to Voldemort, to ponies, and Orochimaru becomeing gay. This is what really hides behind their Masked Faces
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007
Gone Baby Gone reviews
7th Year! It’s the start of another year, and the Head Boy and Girl despise each other as usual. After a midnight visit from both of their parents, Hermione is certain someone out there is determined to kill her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Return reviews
After five years in the US, Hinata returns with a cruel attitude and icy heart. Why?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Sweet Vengeance reviews
To her, he was just a target for revenge on the man she really loved. But with Akatsuki,Ino not only opens her eyes to a new love life, and new friends, but to a much bigger, different, new world filled with exciting secrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ino Y., Deidara
How to Fall in Love in One Week reviews
Gaara has one week to find a girl, fall in love, and get engaged to, or he loses his position. But his heart chooses somebody that just can't be with him. Will she figure it out, and speak, or forever hold her peace? GaaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara
October Memories reviews
The once October, Depressed Scene, was a December Wonderland: Simple, Intricate, Calm and Serene. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and this is how I died. ONESHOT! Please review! NarutoxHinata Genre: Life Story, Tragedy...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Memories of Nobody reviews
Sequel 2 Little Red Rose. Akira meets a girl that has been haunting his dreams. Will he fall in love, and watch her die, just like in his dreams, or will he be able to save her, someone that never even existed? GaaIno AkiraElle NaruHina KazukiAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008
A Little Red Rose reviews
Gaara comes to Konoha to sign a treaty, so a war couldn't break out. But, the treaty says he has to marry a Konoha kunoichi, or else he is removed from the position, and Suna and Konoha go to war. Now...who will he pick? Chap 13 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
The Rising Sun reviews
It hurt. It pained. He bled. Why? They tried to kill him. From the inside they tried to drain what was left of his sanity. They sucked it out. Sucked the life right out of him. They bled him dry. That's why he took their offer...but was it right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008
When Life Gives Lemons, You Give 'em Back reviews
When Life Gives You Lemons, You Give Them Back go Buy Apple Juice. The famous trio, Luna, Cho, Draco and Blaise are stuck inside a prank filled school for the winter break. Will they still hate each other, or will new love spark? DH HC RL BG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007
Behind the Bloodied Truth: A Sakura and Ino Tale reviews
This is a series of oneshot poems that I wrote. They were bestfriends from the beginning, and Sasuke was just a childhood crush. But there's more to Ino and her 'cheerleading attitude' than there seems. Just a painful past stained with a bloody truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Thank You for Killing Him reviews
He told her, What Destiny Unties Life Divides. I guess no one told him, What Life Unites, Destiny Divides. It's a cruel world out there. A NejixTenTen oneshot. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Body Switch reviews
At the age of 7, Elyon and Hinata switched bodies. A few years later, the WITCH girls come undercover to protect the Naruto world from Akatsuki leader, Phobos. But what happens if all they cause is chaos, and when the girls don't want to switch back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007
From the Bowels of Hell reviews
A semitrue story that I tweaked a little. Kakashi saved her from living hell. She saved them from living hell, and changed their outlooks on the world. GaaraOC TenNeji InoShika SasuSaku HinaNaru R&R please. A heart breaking story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007
What lies behind the truth reviews
“WHY?” a female voice cried out into the distance.“Because I loved you...” a faint voice replied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Could Anything Else Possibly Go Wrong? reviews
It was the start of the Golden trio’s last year at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore decides to make it special because it’s Harry’s last year. And it so happens that it is the dumbest stupidest idea ever because who is going to organize it all besides the heads:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Well, This Should be Interesting reviews
Part 1: Naruto gang is sent to an American school in D.C to 'take a break.' At first they didn't want to go, but now, they don't want to leave.Part 2: Hinata and Naruto finish the year and go with Naruto's grandfather for a pretty weird summer vacation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007
And the Cruelest of them All reviews
I live in your nightmares, and I feed on your fear. I am not real, just your imagination, but if it happens that you dream of me, one way or another you'll die. If the greatest is love, then the cruelest is blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Fallen Angels reviews
Like a falling angel, she landed into his arms... She didn't care who he was. He liked her and that was all that mattered. When they were together it was different. Magical. Love at first sight
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Fading to Black
They hated her. She was alone. She ran away, only to return...to kill them one by one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Behind these Navy Eyes reviews
If anyone has the same title.. im sorry After undergoing a 2 year training with Hokage sama, Ino starts a new life with Shikamaru, but why did she run away, and get married to Gaara... maybe a sequel if enough ppl request it...GaaxIno InoxShika TemxShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
A Poem From Light to L reviews
Light writes a poem to L proving that he can't be caught, and that he'll keep on killing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
From Naruto to Sakura reviews
Naruto Movie Shippuden 4. After Naruto dies he sees Sakura standing over his grave a decides to write her a poem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Tribute to Gaara reviews
Gaara couldn't take the pain of being left out anymore, he couldn't stand ppl running away, and not caring about him. So he returned to his room, and wrote a poem before commiting suiside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Gaara - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor reviews
After moving to Beverly Hills, Hinata reminiscences on her past. Now 2 years later, in the middle of the night, someone visits her, and her life changes completely. Why is Naruto going to her school, and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON...full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Alone reviews
What happens when you are the last person on Earth? What has happened...why? Sasuke centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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