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Joined 09-15-19, id: 12738572, Profile Updated: 05-10-21
Author has written 32 stories for Naruto.

I like writing crack and shit.

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sometimes reality is stranger than fiction by greenMelonCube reviews
Conan gets a bit tired of Ran suspecting that he's Shinichi, so he decides to do something about that.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7 - [Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M.] Furuya R./Amuro T. - Complete
Selling the Harem (Haremlik) by Immigrant writer reviews
The most historically accurate harem fic ever written.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2 - Sasuke U., OC, Sarada U. - Complete
Glimpse into the Multiverse by Medrick1317 reviews
A deity decides to have some fun with the Naruto cast with the approval of his superiors. They are brought into a large room so they can view the different worlds of the multiverse that all revolve around a certain blonde ninja. Let's see how everyone reacts to the different kinds of Naruto in the multiverse. I'm sure it will be quite an eye-opener for many of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,379 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 1/3/2020
Finding love in the North by Loki478 reviews
Rejected by those he loved, Naruto 'dies' and goes north where he finds love. One shot story Naruto/Mizore
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U., Mizore S. - Complete
Playing the Fool by Eliryn reviews
Mouri Kogorou was no fool.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Kogoro M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
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Going inside Naruto Uzumaki reviews
Ino and Sakura decide that their best course of action of understanding the hero of the fourth great ninja war is by going inside him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The deer lost in the dark reviews
To use or to be used.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
INSERT CANON EVENTS reviews
You probably have seen those fics where the author says "Insert canon events" whenever they're too lazy to write a specific scene.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2
Chance for forgiveness reviews
Sometimes what a person needs most is to be forgiven. – Jennifer McMahon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Yes yes, Truly love conquers all reviews
Don't you dare ever question the immaculate beauty of true love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
David Uchiha of the Izanagi! reviews
What if someone used Izanagi when Itachi began his massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13 - OC - Complete
Orochi Rants reviews
Orochimaru is not a pedophile. And to hell to those who think so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5 - Orochimaru - Complete
Deceptive justice reviews
A Naruto banishment fic with a twist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
With a little bit of help reviews
A short story of Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke all receive a little bit of help which greatly benefits them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
NARUTO: THE NEGLECTED SUPER GENIUS reviews
NARUTO GETS NEGLECTED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10 - Naruto U. - Complete
Manipulative Melodies reviews
Naruto gets the idea to use music in tandem with his talk no jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9 - Naruto U., Team Seven, Team Gai - Complete
Precious People reviews
Haku's speech about how having precious people in one's life makes them stronger has a rather different effect on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
The hypocrisy sure is beautiful reviews
Naruto calls out Sakura for being a hypocrite. Sasuke does the same for Naruto. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgive me reviews
Hiruzen makes a hard choice involving the life of one Naruto Uzumaki. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
How to defeat The CRA reviews
Harems are nothing more than self-insert wish-fulfillment fantasies. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
His and hers reviews
Behold, the ultimate Naruto X Ino fic you'll ever read in your life. P.S: I used a plot generator to make this since I'm too lazy to write right now. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Man With The Plan reviews
Danzo is going to make The Uchiha clan look a little sus. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21 - Danzō S. - Complete
Blond-19 reviews
Hiruzen tells Naruto why he's hated by the villagers of The Hidden Leaf Village. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Complete
The Greens reviews
Naruto the tree walnut allow Konoha to prosper. Beleaf it! One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1 - Complete
Ino gets cockblocked reviews
Naruto Uzumaki somehow learned how to infiltrate other people's dreams. Ino Yamanaka was his first victim. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19 - Ino Y. - Complete
Konoha: The Kingdom Of Stupidity reviews
Konoha has graciously banished their jinchuriki for an Uchiha. Let's see how that plays out for them. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16 - Complete
Naruto: Banishment 101 reviews
Maybe just maybe you shouldn't banish your war deterrent. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Are you an idiot? reviews
If you're a girl and you're lying about being a male, maybe you shouldn't look, you know, like a girl? One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10 - Haku - Complete
Justice Falling reviews
Sealing a demon into your own son? Screw that. Do that to someone else's child. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9 - Minato N. - Complete
Two rude uncles conflicting to the beat reviews
I used an online plot generator and with with small edits here and there, I'll present to you this short story. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8 - Lee R. - Complete
Swirly eyes reviews
Surely fanmade Dojutsu bloodline can never be complete broken messes, right? One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8 - Complete
Bashing in a nutshell reviews
You have seen those Sasuke bashing fics, right? If so, you know what to expect. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha and Senju remix reviews
The untold story of the Madara Senju and Hashirama Uchiha. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7 - OC - Complete
Ninja protip 39: How to manage your Ninja tool pouch One-shot reviews
If something ain't a ninja tool, don't put it in your ninja tool pouch. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
Of Fox and Pain reviews
Kurama wakes up in his cage to meet another nine-tailed demon fox? He's definitely not amused. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Misdirection reviews
Ninjas and deception go together like ice cream on a hot sunny day. Naruto knows and acknowledges this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4 - Naruto U. - Complete
Doreeto Uzumaki and the fabled Ass release reviews
This is the story of Doreeto Uzumaki and his deadly ass breaths. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4 - OC - Complete