Naruto listened to Kurama's tale of how he witnessed the horrors of dimension travel. Sharing his experience of seeing a female version of himself doing rather promiscuous acts with a version of Naruto to put it lightly. Naruto of course rejected the story, thinking that Kurama was pulling his leg. He wasn't. Sequel fic to "Of Fox and Pain."

Every person has a pet peeve. Naruto Uzumaki's pet peeve is a single word that forever haunts him.

Upon the conclusion of the Leaf/Sand-Sound war, Sakura Haruno took a page out of Sasuke's Uchiha's book and learned to hate.

Naruhisa Tachibana was a little naughty boy. It was high time the consequences of his actions caught up to him.

When Naruto learned his name was apparently Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, he may have lost a few brain cells.

When Kabuto heard that Sasuke Uchiha, the last living Uchiha of Konoha had run away to become a lowly Tomato farmer, he had been sent to retrieve said Uchiha. Unfortunately the bespectacled man bit more than he can chew.

Obito makes some less-than-savory confessions to Naruto.

The Kyubi teaches Naruto the essence of magic and love, and Naruto takes those a little to close to heart.

Naruto learns a valuable lesson. Fuck them seals.

Canon meets Fanon and Sasuke is not amused.

Naruto Uzumaki on the night he learned the shadow clone technique, he didn't quite learn the technique properly and with that, arose a certain complication.

You found yourself in another world. What could possibly go wrong when you reveal that information?

Naruto learns what it feels like to have pain.

Ino and Sakura decide that their best course of action of understanding the hero of the fourth great ninja war is by going inside him.

To use or to be used.

What if someone used Izanagi when Itachi began his massacre.

Naruto gets his ass neglected for the super duper special awesome swaggery children of prophecy.

Haku's speech about how having precious people in one's life makes them stronger has a rather different effect on Naruto.

Naruto calls out Sakura for being a hypocrite. Sasuke does the same for Naruto. One-shot!

Hiruzen tells Naruto why he's hated by the villagers of The Hidden Leaf Village. One-shot!

Naruto Uzumaki somehow learned how to infiltrate other people's dreams. Ino Yamanaka was his first victim. One-shot!

If you're a girl and you're lying about being a male, maybe you shouldn't look, you know, like a girl? One-shot!

Kurama wakes up in his cage to meet another nine-tailed demon fox? He's definitely not amused. One-shot!

Ninjas and deception go together like ice cream on a hot sunny day. Naruto knows and acknowledges this.

This is the story of Doreeto Uzumaki and his deadly ass breaths. One-shot!