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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.

Idiot Meets Altair - Assassin's Creed: Under major revising.

This story I wrote when I was about thirteen... and it's just a mess. Plot-holes, copyright, horrible grammar, etc.


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    Escapades In Red by funkyrandomer reviews
    While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 78 - Words: 371,715 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mycroft H.
    Metamorphosis by Magiically reviews
    Post-Avengers. Loki/Dark!Loki/OC. - Rebecca, the Chief Editor of the NY Times, has a secret. A hidden secret, a power stored away in the depths of her mind. Loki is determined to retrieve it for complete domination, but first, he has to break her.
    Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,112 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki, OC
    An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
    It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
    Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
    Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
    Everyone Bleeds by Vixen2004 reviews
    One: He did not kidnap me, I followed him. Two: He does not out smart me, I let him win. Three: He is not attractive, I liked Sora. Like. I mean I LIKE Sora. Damn Pyromaniac. Kairi X Axel.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Kairi, Axel
    Shot in the Dark by roguestreet reviews
    Belle Tinker had been drunk—very drunk—when she mistook 221 Baker Street as her own flat. From there impressions are made, trouble ensues, and then something that is not always so easy to deduce.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., J. Moriarty
    Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
    Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
    Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
    A Peace Unexpected by Crisium reviews
    A quick anonfail, in response to the prompt: The Dragonborn has vanquished countless foes, but when he and his wife Lydia decide to adopt a little boy and girl, he has to face the biggest challenge of all: Parenthood.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
    The Impossible Job by funkyrandomer reviews
    Saoirse Nolan is an aspiring engineer who successfully applies for the intern-ship at Wayne Tower beneath the dedicated care of Lucius Fox. All is not as it seems and having a curious nature; questions plague her, the main one concerning her boss' boss. Is Bruce Wayne really the playboy he wants the world to believe or is there more to this wealthy bachelor than meets the eye?
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 146,489 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Joker - Complete
    Glory of a Hero by Spanish Sunrise reviews
    A girl failing history from the future is dropped into the past, the Civil War era, where she meets the dashing Robert Shaw. She joins the 54th regiment as his errand runner, and they develope an instant dislike. But when push comes to shove can love win? Unlikely.
    Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 136,549 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Robert S.
    The Lokistone by Alydia Rackham reviews
    Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
    Could do Without by bleueyz reviews
    Yuffie contemplates what she could do without. And ends up trying to convince herself Vincent is one of them. Yuffentine. After DoC.
    Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
    Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
    Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
    Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
    Survivor by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
    L is the world's greatest detective. Light is Kira. Rei is Light's sister. And she's determined to bring him down. LXOC
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 204,556 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - L - Complete
    Above the Waves by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
    Slight Little Mermaid crossover. Coral is cursed to live as a mute human for saving a sailor's life. Still possessing some of her mermaid powers, Coral finds herself taken in by the very sailor she saved, Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack/OC.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,929 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    A Cat Named Wesker by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
    When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker
    Did I Mention I Hate You? by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
    Light Yagami gets an extremely disturbing letter from a... let's say a "fan." May include other characters eventually.
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
    A Game Of Ghosts by The Painted Fox reviews
    He thaught he had been trapped for all time, Until they found his prison in the basement. A curious child and protective mother soon end up on the adventure of a life time. "Oh how i wish i hadent allowed my son into the basement." Story Completed.
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,392 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
    Cataclysm by BruHaeven reviews
    A martial artist's life taken too early. A ninja's life offered in exchange. A journey toward resurrection finds love in the most unexpected of places. With everything gained will it all be sacrificed? Because Yuffie would do anything for her friends. YxR
    Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,138 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
    The Beginning by RenoLuvver reviews
    A story about Elena's start as a Turk. Everyone remember when they first saw Reno? I'm fairly certain Reno always makes an impression. RenoxElena. as always! Thanks for reading! Rated for language. Right now at least, who knows what will happen?
    Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,889 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Reno, Elena - Complete
    Heated Tenacity by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
    She worked for Terrasave and waited, but for what, she never told anyone. Her brother was gone on an assignment. Jill was missing, and everything seemed to be drawing them toward Africa. The word haunted her. Wesker was there. Sequel to Reverberations.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
    Reverberations by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
    Claire, one of the infected, is starting a new job, but Wesker's shadow continues to fall over her. When his employers take an interest in her, she'll need to watch her back and prepare to fight. Sequel to Adaptation 3.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,220 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
    Adaptation 3 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
    Claire and Chris are doing fine on their own, but Claire is still infected and worried about what's happening to her body. When the only person who has answers is her enemy, life becomes increasingly complicated. Part 3, sequel to Infection.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
    Infection 2 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
    Claire takes her place on the anti-Umbrella team, but her path soon crosses with Wesker's once again. This time there is more at stake, especially after her exposure to a dangerous, new strain of virus. Sequel to Resistance.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
    Resistance 1 by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
    Claire is determined to help stop the viral, chain reaction that Umbrella originally caused, but when she steals a virus from Wesker, she gets more than she bargained for. Part I of a very long series ranging from pre to post RE5.
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,235 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
    Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
    [Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
    Faceless Savior by ellfie reviews
    OneShot: An Assassin should just be another face in the crowd. Even when he saves a baby from a deadly attack, he asks for only one thing in return.
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
    Devil's Due by kauzchen reviews
    Merchant & Ashley. "This little devil belong to you, Stranger?"
    Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Merchant, Ashley G. - Complete
    The Window by SilverShine reviews
    Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    Repercussions Of Femininity by Vixen2004 reviews
    When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Axel, Larxene
    Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
    COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
    Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
    Don't cry by Katreda reviews
    Hinata hurts from being so weak and rejected by her family, Gaara suffers of love he never experienced in his life. Despite Gaara's cruel behaviour, can the two of them connect and possibly develop a positive relationship?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
    Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
    [KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
    Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
    Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
    Idiot Meets Altair reviews
    A young girl wakes in Assassin's Creed with no memory of how she arrived, will she survive the storyline or fall prey to the assassin's blade?
    Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Altaïr, OC
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