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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Name: Ashwee

Age: Axle Folly

Bananas: Pink

Laughter: 22, That doesn't make sense but it's 22.

Number: H

Letter: 3

Music: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Hinder, The Shinedown...Yeah...

Manga!: GRAVITATION...and to a lesser extent Yu-Gi Oh. Fushigi Yugi, Il Gatto Sul G...D N Angel, La Esperanca

Driver's license: Yes please...I mean...no please.

Sex: Female?

Pairings:

X-MEN:

Pietro Maximoff/ Lance Alvers aka Lietro

GRAVITATION:

Yuki/Shu

Tohma/Mika

Ryu/Tats

Tohma/Taki

Hiro/Ayaka

Hiro/Suguru

FUSHIGI YUGI:

Miaka/Tamahome

Hotohori/Noriko

KISS OF MIDNIGHT:

Gabrielle/Lucan

CASTLE OF THE WOLF:

Fenris/Cissy

TWILIGHT:

Bedward/Ella...I mean...Bella and Edward

Jacob/Ashwee

HARRY POTTER:

Harry/Draco

Harry/Ron

Harry/Luna (I read one fanfic of this. It was rather pleasant)

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Ron

Draco/Hermione

Hermione/Tom Riddle (Read one fanfic)

Remus/Lupin...er...I mean Remus/Sirius (This makes total sense! There are clues people! CLUES I say!)

Lily/James

Lily/Snape (I read one fanfic. ONE!)

Godric Gryffindor/Salazar Slytherin (It makes total sense I tell you! Think about it!)

HARRY DRESDEN (Book):

Harry/Murphy

Susan/Harry

Thomas/Justin

IL GATTO SUL G:

Atsushi/Riyu

NATIONAL TREASURE:

Abigail/Ben

Riley/Lola

La Esperanca:

Georges Saphir/Robert Something-or-another (It will come to me...I hope)

Titanic:

Jack/Rose (No effing way right?)

My wishful thinking.

My friend, Lola, wishful thinking.

If you wanna know...I'M A JACOB BLACK FAN!!

P.S. I'm An ACHERON FAN!!

This has been brought to you by the Letter Turbulent.

Stole this off one yaoi authoress:

Don't you just love it when you wake up one morning and realize that you are an extremely perverse little girl? Then struggle to fall asleep that night after realizing that the perversion will no longer be appropriate in a few years (not that it ever was appropriate) but will be frowned upon when you become older? And do you ever have that sinking feeling when you think about how your pervertedness will probably result in you:
a. NOT getting a boyfriend (because you'll most likely scare the poor guys off)
b. sitting at home (alone might I add) wondering if you'll ever lose your virginity (that even though your mind is polluted by rain from the gutters, you still might not be able to walk the walk when it comes time?)
c. writing stories about other people losing their virginity (something you hope happens to you but never does)
Well HA! I laugh at you! what a sad life you lead. I on the other hand am totally normal and will NEVER have those kind of problems (as you can so clearly see by the vast amounts of fanfiction I continuously write)

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English Breakfast by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
In which Sherlock makes a startling revelation over his morning tea that John makes just right every time. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Troublesome Void by FenMoon reviews
With Sasuke no longer in the village, a void has been created--for his fangirls! Now, Shikamaru is their target, but how will he handle the oh-so-troublesome attention? And why is Chouji acting like an abandoned puppy? yaoi, ShikaCho, KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,169 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pet Peeves by Your Destructive Fever reviews
A lot of things annoy Remus Lupin. RemusSirius. Remuscentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Transaction by Saint Lucifer-The Damned reviews
Two years ago they were the worst of enemies. Two years ago Tohma pushed Taki in front of a car, and he lived. That's their past. When they meet again under professional terms, what will happen between the two? COMPLETED!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 166,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Touma S., Tachi A. - Complete
Gravity of Innocence by Passive reviews
UNDER REVISION. Living in another hospital, everything was the same,the pain and the nightmares, but what will happen when he meets doctor Yuki, a doctor with a heart made of ice? Everything is about to change.AU
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,839 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
U S of Angel by marigorbital reviews
I'm an American albino. So what? I move to a new city where I meet a clumsy red head and bluehaired dude that keeps glaring at me! Red, white, and blue... Don't I feel at home? yaoi, shounenai, they're GAY here okay? COMPLETED AT LAST
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,419 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
The Key to My Heart by JadeHeart reviews
Just how far would Yuki go in search of Shuichi?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,095 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Another Salazar Fic reviews
Ever wondered how Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor became friends and how that friendship collasped? And were they more than just friends? When did they meet Rowana and Helga?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Godric G., Salazar S.