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Author has written 8 stories for X-Men: The Movie, X-Men: Evolution, and Warehouse 13.

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Maybe We Could by portable tragedy reviews
"With you, chere, I ain't playin'." -Remy arrives at the mansion from a long-term undercover assignment to find an intriguing, and isolated, new student with a power that leaves him as breathless as her green eyes do. ROMY. (Because, who else, really?)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,702 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Gambit, Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
In a World of What If by Nevalyn24 reviews
What if Eli "Weevil" Navarro had been leaving the police station when Veronica walked in after Shelly Pomroy's party? Disclaimer: All Veronica Mars characters and storylines belong to Rob Thomas, in case you didn't know.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 130,165 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Veronica, Weevil
Postcode Envy by BeWitchingRedhead36 reviews
Mac is badly injured and as she fights to live, she finds herself back in time living life as Madison Sinclair. Would her life truly be better as Madison than Mac? Very much AU/magical realism, similar set up to "Peggy Sue Got Married," an old 80's movie. VM version. Mac, Dick, Madison, Logan and Veronica. Eventual MaDi...Timeline skips around from 2009 to back to HS. Enjoy!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,214 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Dick, Logan, Mac, Veronica
The Donovan Files by The King's Soldier reviews
A series of Claudia-centric deleted, extended, and additional scenes meant to compliment the show. One chapter for each episode. Includes all main characters in some capacity. Now complete with all episodes plus epilogue.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 123,085 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Claudia D. - Complete
Bodycount by BIFF1 reviews
Cassidy and Mac meet a little earlier and a little blood-lust gives him an entirely different problem when it comes to forming a real relationship with Mac. AU with MAJOR season two SPOILERS! Mac/Cass, Mac/Dick, Mac/Cass/Dick
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Cassidy, Mac] Dick - Complete
A Tender Thing by whipsy o.o reviews
Slow, that's how it happened. Inevitable, that's how it felt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Rogue, Gambit
Things Goes Unplanned by treaanne reviews
Hanna was finally having a life almost perfect, Getting everything as planned. Then, someone comes back from her past turning her life into a complete mess again... Summary stinks... Just give it a shot... it's not too bad...
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,345 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Hanna M., Caleb R.
Falling Fast by charmedrocks33 reviews
Spencer Hastings has never believed in fate, true love or soul mates, but one night she meets a handsome stranger and everything she believed in starts to change.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,133 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Cindy Mackenzie slayer of Lovecraftian Horror by BIFF1 reviews
She may not have been blood but they were family, her mother had loved her more than everything and she loved her too, even knowing what she knew about her DNA it didn't matter. Her mother was too old for this, too old to spend her nights out there fighting whatever it was that was out in the inky night. Eventual MaDi
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,788 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Dick, Mac - Complete
Waiting For You by xxbluewingsxx reviews
A month after X3, Rogue hasn't returned yet from getting the cure. When she does return, Logan can't help but notice she has changed drastically. Through shocking events, he realizes she'll never be the same again. Brief RogueMultiple, but mainly Rogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,575 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine, Multiple Man
Iridescence by ShadowsTakeAll reviews
This is the story of a broken girl and the boy who falls for her. [AU Spoby.]
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,195 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Spencer H., Toby C.]
A Forgotten Past by Runawaybaby555 reviews
It's been 10 years since Mona Vanderwaal, leader of the A team, has been put behind bars, but it's also taken 10 years for her to have a formal trial. The liars, their spouses, and their new families have moved far away from Rosewood during this time, but the trial brings them all back, reuniting them. How will they survive the trauma? OT4-centric future fic. R&R please!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,744 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Complete
Only Yours by TheVelvetDusk reviews
"The setting sun outlined her silhouette from beyond the alleyway, adorning her huddled form in an array of fading light. And he was once again struck powerless in her presence." A hushed conversation is mistakenly overheard, but Spencer goes the extra mile to convince Toby of the undeniable truth-she's only his. [one-shot, post-S4]
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Flee The Midnight Sky by TheVelvetDusk reviews
Spencer's hunt for answers begins to yield dangerous results. What happens when her overturned rocks launch a landslide? Toby, Spencer, and friends make their final stand against -A, the NAT Club, and all that goes bump in the Rosewood night. It's him, her, and that incandescent moon. Set after Grave New World (Halloween S4).
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,794 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Spencer H., Toby C.] - Complete
Hand In Hand by SpobyFicStalker reviews
"They'd already ploughed through the difficult part. They'd reached the other side, miraculously still hand in hand, and now there was nothing left for him to do but hold her while they both processed." Set during 4x12. Deleted scenes, if you will. Oneshot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
My First Choice by prettylittlefanfic reviews
Spencer and Toby were everyone's favorite Rosewood High sweethearts. But what happens when high school ends, and Toby leaves Spencer for a girl he meets in college. At age 24, Spencer is the owner of a multi-million dollar company and seems to have everything a girl could ever want. Yet she still feels empty because of the shaggy haired boy who gave her butterflies when she was 16.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Her Safe Place to Land by SVUlover reviews
An alternate ending for Spencer and Toby in Free Fall. Contains minor spoilers for 4x20, I suppose.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Spencer H., Toby C.] - Complete
Solace by SpobyFicStalker reviews
"She felt her throat tighten as she remembered her boyfriend's tears earlier that day. It had been the most prominent thing on her mind ever since, always lingering in the back of her already overworked brain while Aria and Hanna rambled on about things that suddenly seemed much more futile." Post 4x02. Oneshot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Misunderstood by FishsticksAndCustard reviews
Spencer and Toby haven't seen each other in almost three years. What's the reason for this? And what has Spencer been keeping from Toby during their time apart?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Spencer H., Hanna M., Toby C., Caleb R.
Self-destructive behavior by ShadowsTakeAll reviews
"Part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks it's really hot." What if Spencer had met Ezra first? A series of one-shots about what could have been. Mostly fluff.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Spencer H., Ezra F.]
When The Storm Subsides by SpobyFicStalker reviews
"Arguments happened, fights occurred… it didn't mean you didn't care. On the contrary, really. Sometimes, especially with Toby, she got the feeling it happened because they cared too much." Post 4x16. Oneshot.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Trouble Is by Sarahkw reviews
It's been 5 years since Toby skipped town after the hoedown dance. Life has moved on, the mysteries of -A, Red Coat and murders all finally resolved. Spencer Hastings is doing just fine - until circumstances bring Toby Cavanaugh back to Rosewood.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,330 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
WHAT IF: The Girl in the Green Cloak by pantiara reviews
What if Gambit, Rogue, and Wolverine had met in a bar in nowhere, Canada? One shot. Minor edits
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine, Gambit - Complete
Deviant by AbDayW reviews
A shameless self-insert fic. A fan finds herself in the messy world that is endless wonder. Will she try to stick exactly to the show she knows and loves? Or will key points be changed "for the better"?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Myka B., Pete L., Claudia D., OC
Normal -Not Really in our Wheelhouse by ArchaeaAvenger15 reviews
One day a jock, a nerd, a loner, a freak and a Brit all ended up with Saturday detention and found they had more in common then they had previously thought. High School AU (very) loosely based on the Breakfast Club but will go much father than one Saturday.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Claudia D., Steve J., Myka B., Pete L.
Sleeping Beauty by S. Faith reviews
She can hear them, but she may as well be invisible.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Not Broken, Just Bent by TheVelvetDusk reviews
Set somewhere in Season 4. Toby and Spencer are back together, but they are both feeling the strain of all that has been left unspoken. This is about learning to love [and trust] again. Multi-chapter fic, finished.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Community Service by Star-of-Chaos reviews
Chaos ensues and an 18-year old secret is revealed when a young New Orleans thief is forced to pay his debt to society in an unusual way. A story of love, loss, family, sacrifice and second chances. Rogue/Remy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,433 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Gambling by BelleDayNight reviews
Post X2, Rogue and Scott go gambling down on the Bayou. Enter Remy LeBeau, is he Xmen material? Rumors of a familiar red head seen with Hellfire Club. ROMY,ScottFrost , LoganJG
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,915 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/24/2004 - [Rogue, Gambit] [Jean G., Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
In Your eyes by AbbyRoseC reviews
AU. Rogue has issues, a criminal record, a tortured school life, and a lesbian mother. Rogue is given community service after vandalizing the School for the Blind. There she meets Scott, a blind boy with his own problems. Can things get anymore fun?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie
What You Don't Know by skauble reviews
She's lost her memory. He's lost his patience. Lex takes advantage of the opportunity that fate hands him, but how will he react to someone who doesn't know enough to hate him? ChloeLex
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,466 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
It was just a few drinks by MuffledSnickers reviews
Rogue finds herself caught up in a vengeful scheme as she's kidnapped. On the journey, enemies become friends as the mutants, together, are thrown into a chaotic situation that nobody could have predicted. JohnPietroRemyRogueWanda centric, and other XMen
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,176 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Rogue
Born For Bad Luck by Peanutbutter1 reviews
Rogue has an encounter with someone she thought was dead. Good or bad meeting him will change the course of her life. There is some St. John, a little Rogue, and some Cajun Spice with Remy LeBeau. R&R Rated M for later stuff
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,025 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Rogue
Like Lovers In A Doorway by Tamarai reviews
Set after 3rd film. He's trying to dodge a favour, while she has something to prove. A tale of unlikely romance chock full of misunderstandings, misleads and missed opportunities. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,074 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Curveball by xRogan reviews
Sometimes life throws you a curveball, kid. That's when you pull out the curved bat." It seems like a normal summer for Rogue, but when a shocking even occurs, Rogue had no idea what to do, and getting away from it all seems like the best decision.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,169 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Of Jealousy and Love by NeenaD91 reviews
SEQUEL TO OF CHEATING AND ICE CREAM. So now that Jean and Logan have slept with one another and Scott and Rogue have kissed, what's going to happen next? The answers are all inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,842 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Cyclops, Rogue - Complete
Rising Tides by MoonRiver513 reviews
Part II of Rogue's story after she takes the curefollowing As If Fades Part I. Rogue left one year ago, when her powers suddenly return. Will she be able to deal with being a mutant again? Especially after meeting the new student: Remy LeBeau?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Rogue
As it Fades by MoonRiver513 reviews
Part I of Rogue's story after her return to the Mansion at the end of XMen 3. Can she live in both the mutant and the human world? Will she have to choose?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,455 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Rogue - Complete
Five Stages by NatalieJ reviews
Post Last Stand. Marie mourns the loss of her powers more strongly than even she'd expected. Hints of BobbyRogue and KittyBobby but essentially a character piece.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Rogue - Complete
Play Along by blue.hat reviews
This is a Romeo Juliet story. Well after flunking english Rogue gets tied into doing the play along with the new kid, the irresistble Remy. BUT they dont know bout eachothers powers so how will they work around them?The idea came from mazdamiatta! Thanks
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
A Hundred Million Miles by Lirazel reviews
“But there was never a moment you ever got within a hundred million miles of my soul.” [MacCassidy, S2]
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Cassidy, Mac - Complete
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Unintentional Infant Acquisition reviews
The team experiences a small, baby-sized setback in their regular snagging, bagging, and tagging. A small bit of family fluff that's been begging to be written.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Myka B., Claudia D., Pete L., Steve J. - Complete
Twelve Years reviews
Joshua's been gone for twelve years. Set immediately after 1x05, "Claudia" before 1x06.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Joshua D., Claudia D. - Complete
Comforting Claudia part 2 reviews
They're flying home from California and they've never seen Claudia so subdued. Set after 3x6 "Don't Hate the Player"
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Pete L., Myka B., Claudia D. - Complete
Comforting Claudia reviews
Pete can't stand hearing Claudia cry. Set right after 1x05 when Joshua leaves.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Pete L., Claudia D. - Complete
Rat Saw God reviews
She knows that what happened that day all those months ago is her fault. That's why she doesn't fight this. A story about Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Rogue
I'll Stand By You reviews
Jean Grey wants Rogue out of her life, so when an opportunity arrives she seizes it. but what secrets do Rogue's past hide?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Rogue
Rogue Mars reviews
An idea i had about Rogue...a 'what if' type of story. My first Evolution fic, please read. I know it's insanely long, but give it a chance. Sort of a crossover with VM, but it's not necessary to know about VM at all. Please read and review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Teenage Wasteland reviews
Rogue always imagined what it would be like when Logan came back. This was not what she had in mind. crossover with Xmen: evolution. Please, read and review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Rogue