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Joined 05-08-07, id: 1274777, Profile Updated: 10-19-11
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pandora Hearts, No. 6, Sherlock, and X-Men: The Movie.

Hello darlings! Although eccentric and odd at times, I promise, for the most part, I'm harmless.

My name is Rachel. I'm a nerd. Simply, I'm a 16 year old girl with a minor god complex. My goal is to make you smile.

Writing wise, I have a tendency to write a lot of adult themes. Or porn. However you look at it. Otherwise, I like writing about weird things, if you haven't already noticed. I will write anything from het to yuri to yaoi. It's all lovely.

I like writing when I have time, and time is not something that I have often. I'm juggling IB classes, friends, and the lack of a social life I like to pretend I have. I have an immense love for computers and photoshop, and am planning on going into engineering. I play pokemon, and too much Xbox 360 between Call of Duty and Dragon Age. Anime cons also tend to take up my life; I cosplay Russia (Hetalia), Luka (Vocaloids), Oz (Pandora Hearts), and Nezumi (No.6)

I get a tad gushy, because my other fandoms are shojo. ToraDora makes me squeal, and Bokura ga Ita was the first anime to make me cry. I divorced the Hetalia fandom, and have moved onto the wonderful depths of Pandora Hearts and No. 6. You may notice that I have a lot of Naruto stuff. Well, back in the day...Ah, but I have dropped Naruto, I'm (read: not) sad to say. Backwards Fairytale may or may not continue but I will leave it up being that I still get reviews.

If you have ever reviewed my stories, I love you.

Also~ I post a lot of drabbles and small things that don't quite make it here on my tumblr. It's also my personal blog, so it's crazy but you're more than welcome to check it out. xrawrchelle.tumblr.com


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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Simple by mystearicas reviews
AU. The one where Shion calls Nezumi at ungodly hours, and Nezumi lets him. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
I Am Telling You A Dream by freya kurenai reviews
At the last moments, Vincent tries to explain himself.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Vincent N., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Grace O' Sundays by phollie reviews
Gilbert brings him many things, from broken birch branches to stems of centaury to fistfuls of red columbines. Glen and Gilbert - a master and servant flashback. K.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Glen B. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Paperwork by UndeadScribe reviews
In which Naruto is running for his life. Sasuke is no help at all. And Sakura is going to kill him because of paperwork. K 'cause I don't think it merits a T.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Wonderland by The Loser Lord reviews
SasuSaku collections. Fantasy 15 - theme - Wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,586 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time That Passed by StormDragon666 reviews
In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,405 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Funeral March of the Marionettes by VesperChan reviews
She made the mistake of becoming his obsession. With eyes lit with fire she soon became his dark desire. Sakura Sasori one month word challenge
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,860 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
let's toss this coin by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Tsunade, the life she once led, the team she once had, the team now ready to shine, and Sakura. gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
heart strings by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Follow up to This is my way as a ninja. When all seems lost, hope comes in the most unexpected of ways. She was never going to be free of him, and for that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
This is my way as a ninja by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Prequel to heart strings. To protect her most precious person, Sakura would willingly give her life. Itachi wasn't about to let her die, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pitterpatter by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. How they ended up with four children. It was all Itachi's fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yasahii Ryoute by AoiTsubasa reviews
ITASAKU, What will happen to the remaining Akatsuki members now that Akatsuki is facing it's ultimate destruction? Will Tsunade accept them? In that case what's the catch?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,572 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Future Expectation by Tenshi no Tsukikage reviews
Sequel to Past Experiences. Akatsuki, the Chuunin Exams, Itachi being tempted by power, and that bastard Kane. As soon as things settle down, Sakura finds her life spinning out of control. SakuraItachi SakuMultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Strength from Within by Wounded Angel reviews
What if Sakura wasn't so weak and useless as she thinks? What if she found her true strength and thereby also love? We all have secrets, some are just not aware of them. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,499 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Drabbles HollandXTalho by shinigamivc reviews
these are all 100 word drabbles centering around HollandXTalho. simple spontaneous thoughts that pop into my head at any given time that won't quite make oneshots.
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Holland, Talho
She's Got Pink Hair and a Fat Pet! by Iia reviews
The lovely adventures of lovely Dominic Sorel and his lovely Anemone! How lovely! [[DominicxAnemone Oneshot Drabbles]] Drabble Four: Cough Cough
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
To Everything There is a Season by leslina reviews
Life must always and inevitablly go on. Genma x Shizune. Mentions of Asuma x Kurenai. Post Change is Inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Illumination by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Was sacrificing 42 Spartans for 33 worth it? Some answers can only be created rather than delivered.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Red Eyes Fade Black by La Editor reviews
Ignorance, Itachi mused, is bliss. And didn't Sakura know it. (VERY OLD and kept up as a rotting trophy of adolescent fanfiction forays.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
To Share His Burden by Vix of TARDIS reviews
Sharing is indeed a good thing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Ayame S., Mine K. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Say Anything Else reviews
Hank/Alex. Alex Summers is that roaring, gorgeous storm that somehow convinces Hank not to take the serum.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Three's Company
They have a peculiar bond, forged on sex and quiet whispers. But in the end it all revolves around him. Every action and word, towards him: Jim Moriarty. Richard/Jim/Seb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Pulsating reviews
Money was the solution to every whim of Oz's. A stripper that fascinates him in a world of technicolor and alcohol was supposed to react to that in the same way. But sex doesn't turn out to be a predictable variable with more than just attraction. Oz/Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
Summer Rain reviews
Shion thinks about Nezumi in an afternoon shower, another summer day without him. Drabble.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion
A Mother's Love reviews
Nezumi returns to a newfound home and a mother figure in the form of Karan before facing Shion. Drabble.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Karan, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
You Are the Sun reviews
"Is Oz what you really need?" Asking him, the moon hanging in a labyrinth of darkness and pin-light stars, if he needed the sun was incredulous. Gilbert needed Oz's light to breathe. Oz/Gil drabble
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Lorikeet Feathers reviews
Glen really did love his little sister, Alice, and to spend a day with her, brings her to the zoo. There he finds company in an eccentric zoo keeper covered in Lorikeets by the name of Jack. Glen&Alice sibling bonding. Jack/Glen
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jack V., Glen B. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
In which Ada's love for the occult influences her tastes in interesting ways, and an exasperated Vincent is forced to buy his girlfriend purple, fuzzy handcuffs. AU. Vincent/Ada and mentions of Oz/Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Ada V., Vincent N. - Complete
Alternate Means of Affection reviews
Political gatherings were only so amusing, thus a bored Jack decides to drag Glenn off to explore the theater. They end up under the staircase, enjoying themselves more than they would have watching the play. Jack/Glenn.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jack V., Glen B. - Complete
Creek reviews
Oz convinces Gil to cool off in a creek with him on a hot day, and splashing wars ensue. Post-Abyss. Oz/Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
A Phone Call Away reviews
RusAme. Russia was unsure of whether America chose to forget about the time zone difference when he recieves a call on a Saturday morning from 4am in New York. Either way, Alfred can't sleep and calls the only person who can understand falling so hard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - America, Russia
No Russian reviews
The American producers of the game had made the scene, 'No Russian' optional due to the disturbing nature of the graphic scene. Russia finds it all hard to stomach. In which America and Russia play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Revolution reviews
A series of oneshots of the pairings that will revolutionize. Bunny: Sai should never try to buy a pet, especially for Karin. Names: In which Sai and Karin discuss the meanings of their names and find that theirs suit them better than they really should
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Karin U., Sai
Backwards Fairytale reviews
Sakura Haruno has a bad life in Konoha, wishing her life was a fairytale. So when the Aotsuki, the sister organization of the Akatsuki, recruit her, her backwards fairytale begins. When she meets the Akatsuki will she find her prince?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Bedtime reviews
Bella was usually the one to tuck her in at night, seeing as she was the one that their daughter adored to no end. That night though, his wife was out hunting and he was the one to get Nessie to bed. An Edward and Nessie bonding story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Broken Doll reviews
Oh no, my dear little Sakura, that would ruin the fun. You’ll stay here with me forever and be my little broken doll. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Crayons reviews
For a moment she wasn't sure what he was referring to. She realized what he meant when she glanced to the box of crayons propped in his hand. He was asking her to draw with him. The only problem was that Karin had no artist talent at all. Saika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Karin U., Sai - Complete
Artificial Love reviews
She was only her replacement. As was he was his. They were not perfect; everything about them was too extreme compared to the original. Maybe they could start anew, and no longer be the replacements, but just be themselves. Saika SaiKarin
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sai, Karin U. - Complete
A Little Crush reviews
For a 13 yearold Hanabi it doesn't seem like a big deal to love someone five years older. Then again, she might be a little biased since she has a little crush of her own five years older. But we all know with love comes sacrifices. SasuHana
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hanabi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Differences reviews
At eighteen and twentytwo the couple were content, not at all bothered by the age difference. No matter what the village may say, it won't stop them from being together. [ItaSaku, nonmassacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Replacement reviews
He was only their replacement. He meant nothing. They wanted their traitor. After all, the replacement is never as good as the original.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sai - Complete
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